Average British train journey

Something quite strange happened today. As the 7:48 service to st Pancras intl was pulling into its destination, the onboard manager made an announcement. "... I hope you all have an enjoyable if not productive rest of your day". A small titter swept throughout the train, followed by a stunned silence, human communication being banned in all forms on commuter trains. But the joke was of such intensity it was breaking down these barriers, titters grew to chuckles. Chuckles to hearty laughs and thunderous gfaws. People rolled in the Isles and physically strained to prevent their sides from splitting. One man choked as his laughing was preventing correct airflow. Then suddenly the doors to the carriage opened and in walked the man of the century. The onboard manager himself. He was lifted upon high and carried down the platform to the sound of uncontrollable giggles. Word had spread of the man's great work, and others were bowing towards the growing procession of commuters carrying their beloved hero. Other network rail employees tipped their hats and saluted. While tfl staff screamed chants of "we're not worthy". The procession moved out of the station and on to the streets. People cheered from windows as news spread across the capital, the parade of laughter increased in size to its thousands. When suddenly Big Ben sounded thrice. BONGG BONGG BONGG. The lady who does the automated national rail announcement's voice came through the air out of every radio, speaker, and electronic device. "Would the onboard manager of the: 7:48 service. To: St Pancras International. Please contact Her Majesty The Queen immediately." Without hesitation or communication other than grunts of guttural laughing the Lord of the people was maneuvered to Buckingham palace. He entered and there was silence all around. After some time he emerged. No longer a mere man. But SIR Onboard Manager of the southern eastern High Speed service. First of his name. The partying continued and The government named it national non-productivity day so that his hilarious words would remembered throughout history.

He tried to make the same joke again the next day but it wasn't the same