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Leifa Padma Kurain: I'm kinda neutral so.
Maggey: I'm ready.
Apollo:
Apollo: Ready
Leifa Padma Kurain: Alright then, let's just start.
Manfred: I might just forge one anyhow.
Apollo:
Manfred:
Leifa Padma Kurain: The court is now in session for the trial of the defendant: Gregory Edgeworth!
Leifa Padma Kurain: Are both parties ready?
Apollo: THE DEFENSE IS READY TO KICK SOME ASS.
Manfred:  . . .
Apollo: (MY NAME IS BLAHBAGGINS. I'M A KICK-ASS DEFENSE ATTORNEY.)
Manfred:
Apollo:
Leifa Padma Kurain: I'll... take it as a yes.
Leifa Padma Kurain: Mr. von Karma, your opening statement please.
Manfred:
Manfred: Decisive evidence... A decisive witness.
Manfred: What else is required?
Apollo: YOUR HONOR.
Apollo: I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A DEAL.
Leifa Padma Kurain: ... (A deal?)
Manfred: A deal?
Apollo: I WILL PLEA GUILTY FOR A LONGER SENTENCE.
Maggey: What.
Apollo: WELL?
Manfred: What does that even mean.
Leifa Padma Kurain: Huh... what?
zettaslow: You ain't the defendant little boy
Apollo: ...
Maggey: Um... Rephrase--?
Manfred: Out.
zettaslow: No
Manfred: Defense.
Apollo: YOU DARE CHALLENGE VON KARMA'S AUTHORITY?
Manfred: Explain.
Apollo: NEVERMIND MY DEAL.
zettaslow: LEAVE THE JUKEBOX ALONE, OLD MAN
Manfred: What kind of deal are you talking about.
Apollo:
Manfred: Baillif, throw him out!
Apollo: IT'S CALLED PLEA BARGAINING IN MY COUNTRY.
zettaslow: What bailiff?
Apollo: ...
Maggey: Mr. Baggins has said to move on...
Manfred: Blea bargaining?
zettaslow: I'm the detective and the executioner of this here trial
Apollo: PLEA.
Manfred: GET OUT UNTIL WE CALL YOU
zettaslow: YOU'RE TOO ZETTA SLOW
Manfred:
Apollo: The memes are too much.
Leifa Padma Kurain: Enough, witness, please wait outside.
Apollo: I'm switching to normal Apollo for safety measures.
Manfred: Now then all memes aside.
Apollo: So... Nevermind the deal.
Leifa Padma Kurain: (Eh?)
zettaslow: [Leaves]
Manfred: No.
Maggey: (That's too bad. I prefer Blah Baggins].
Apollo: ... No?
Manfred: We just wasted 10 minutes on this joker.
Manfred: Explain your deal.
Apollo: But it was yoru witness' fault.
Apollo: If you want to know, here is my deal:
Apollo: I will accept a longer sentence...
Apollo: If you remove all charges.
Leifa Padma Kurain: (... what?)
Manfred: . . .
Maggey: Interesting.
Apollo: (This joke is going too far)
Manfred: If I remove all charges eh?
Apollo: Y-Yes.
Manfred: Well you've got yourself a deal.
Apollo: (He's falling for it?)
Manfred: Verdict now!
Apollo: ...
zettaslow: I'M THE FUCKIN DETECTIVE YA FUCKIN TROGLODYTES. DO YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT THIS FUCKING CASE OR NOT?
Manfred: GET
Manfred: THE
Manfred: FUCK
Manfred: OUT
Apollo:
Maggey: (Holy shit, I want to record this.)
AAI Gregory: Hello?
AAI Gregory: Anyone here?
Apollo: D-Defendant?
Leifa Padma Kurain: Mr. von Karma... if all charges are dropped then.. you'd erm.
Apollo: Please go back to your chair.
Manfred: Everyone.
zettaslow: I guess I'll go steno for courtroom 2.
Manfred: Good. Bye.
zettaslow: Clearly you want none of the facts for this case.
Apollo: Bye.
Manfred: Detective.
zettaslow: Too late
Leifa Padma Kurain: (.....)
Manfred: You'll testify when I call you.
zettaslow: [Leaves]
Manfred: If you don't like that, take your memes to area 2