~Look! Rocket the former galactic champion! *laughs*~

~Is it true he is finally returning?~

~Look at him go!~

Years ago most figures knew his name
The crowd all praised him, he knew the fame
Speed abound, and tricks to be seen
They gather around to see the race take place

See him now on the track!
Super skilled racer!
Flames of speed all around!
Such a marvellous sight!

Rocket is here, and he baffles the crowd
All knows well he's the best
He's the champion, and he is quick and talented.

~If you can do it, Rocket can do it better!~

~Come on, Rocket wants to see what you got!~

Long ago, we know he lost a race
But that was simply a small setback
Time's running out, he's coming back for you
He tells and proclaims that "rocket is returning!"

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See him now on the track!
Super skilled racer!
Flames of speed all around!
Such a marvellous sight!
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Incompetent is what defines you all well
Try your best, but you will never victor
On the track of rocket run he swears!
There are none who ever could triumph
On the track of Rocket Run Rocket swears!
He'll make sure that none go undefeated

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Rocket is here, and he baffles the crowd
Everyone knows he's the best
He's the champion, and he is quick and talented.
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~Rocket wins again!~

Heh, was there ever competition?