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  1. 01[20:17] <Botherer> It's been a long week for our (mostly) young heroes. Between saving young girls from ravenous flesh eating monsters, trying to repeat said stunt when replacing young girls with oversized dragons, running around chasing after mischevious babies, becoming the manguca, and learning to create fashion friendly art with your mind, amongst other things, it's just plain tiring! ... Both in AND out of character! As such, both Mother Swanna and Botherer had deemed it appropriate to allow her young heroes... At least the ones who were able to show up (Timezones are weird, it's kind of hard to be present when you're abducted by dragons, and business meetings just suck ass) for a well-earned respite to be enjoyed over tea and... Well, because Mother Swanna didn't want to make Edword feel bad by letting other people stuff their faces with it while he was on porridge prohibition, there's none of that this time around, but there are several plates of sugar cookies and other pastry goods set up scattered throughout the table this time! Familiar faces around the table include Madeline, that one weird DBZ kid Sun Xi, and Miss Myuu. Words abound.
  2. 06[20:18] * LawrenceXavier is sitting at the table with his sketchbook, doing some tweaks in there while waiting for everyone to arrive.
  3. [20:20] <Rainy> >sugar cookies and other pastry goods
  4. [20:20] <Rainy> "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
  5. 01[20:20] <Botherer> Obviously the GM didn't think through the idea of letting Rainy within a hundred mile radius of sugar.
  6. 05[20:20] <Joshua> "...something wrong with the food, Rainy?" Josh doesn't even bother looking up from a book he's focused on.
  7. [20:22] <Rainy> Rainy's spent the past five minutes or so literally trying to run up the wall--while this is the dreamworld and such things might actually be possible, she's very uncoordinated and has thus run into the wall, fallen down, gotten up and tried to put her feet and run up and stumbled around. "I'M FINE I'M JUST TRYING TO CLIMB THIS WALL BECAUSE IT'S LIKE MOUNT KILIMONJARO WHERE GROUDON AND
  8. [20:22] <Rainy> CAMERUPT LIVE TOGETHER AND MAKE LAVA MOUNTAIN BABIES AND THEN THEY PLAY CHESS USING BOULDERS BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU MORE ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED IN THE CHESS CLUB AT SCHOOL ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY BY THE RIGHT RULES BECAUSE THEIR KNIGHTS DON'T EVEN HAVE SWORDS!"
  9. [20:23] <Joshua> "...let me guess, you tried to get the king and queen to pick one of the castles and live there forever?"
  10. [20:24] <Rainy> "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT'S NOT HOW CHESS WORKS YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING OF CHECKERS FORT."
  11. 01[20:25] <Botherer> Madeline just staaares at the equally powerful (and loud) wordsbomb Rainy unleashed upon the Dreamscape as well. She then looks over at Lecia. "... You didn't tell me your friend was that good at telling stories!"
  12. [20:27] <Rainy> Rainy's outlines are blurred because of how much she's vibrating with sugar-induced excitement.
  13. 01[20:27] <Botherer> Edword shakes his head. "That girl needs to learn how to hold her sugar. Like I can~ Honk!"
  14. 01[20:28] <Botherer> Rainy, roll a CON check!
  15. [20:28] <Rainy> 1d20+0
  16. [20:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+0: 15 [1d20=15]
  17. [20:29] <Lecia> "Well, she is. She's Rainy, after all~" Stop thinking about IRL, stop thinking about IRL.
  18. [20:30] <Joshua> Well...this is awkward. But hopefully Josh can strike up some other conversation. "So Madeline...do you mind me asking what you were in the hospital for?"
  19. 01[20:30] <Botherer> Rainy's brimming with so much vitality and energy that she splits in two. There are now two Rainies. Sun Xi stares, baffled at the occurence. "I have yet to see such a display of irregular behavior where I come from." Let the chaos begin.
  20. [20:31] <Lecia> STOP THINKING ABOUT IRL. "I-it had to do with her getting eaten by the...was it called a Grue?"
  21. 06[20:32] * LawrenceXavier keeps on just sketching, even as Lolo floats around in confusion at what the hell is going on around here! Whether it's because he's used to the strangeness already, or he's just too focused, one can't be too sure.
  22. [20:32] <Joshua> "Yeah. The grue. Ac-" okay, double Rainy. That's not weird at all, nosiree.
  23. [20:32] <Joshua> "...something on your mind, miss Asami?"
  24. 01[20:33] <Botherer> Miss Myuu watches Rainy and looks rather concerned for her... Newfound condition. She rocks back and forth in her chair a little bit before turning over to Lawrence to distract herself from the 'Oh God what.' "So, dearie, has anything come of your gifts yet?"
  25. [20:33] <Rainy> SUDDENLY, the pair of Rainies set about enacting a masterful plan. One sets out her hand for the other to step on while they try to scale the wall.
  26. 06[20:34] * LawrenceXavier looks up when he's addressed directly. "I haven't made anything yet, but I've got some plans soon enough. I just need to figure out what I want to do first."
  27. 01[20:35] <Botherer> Maddy's all just smiles and sunshine at Rainy's predicament, bursting into a gigglefit before addressing Josh. "Idunno, I just went to bed like usual after watching My Favorite Ponyta, and ended up here. When I woke up, it was a week later!"
  28. [20:35] <Lecia> Crazy psychics using their psychic powers even though they aren't psychics. ...Though let's be honest, she definitely looks like she has something on her mind. "Nope, just watching Rainy be Rainy~" She refuses to talk about it, if there's actually anything at all. She ups the whole 'nothing wrong' with a giggle that doesn't sound weird.
  29. 01[20:36] <Botherer> "Getting eaten aside it was still the best dream ever, though~ OMECHA LAINY FOREVER!" Maddy tosses her hands into the air.
  30. 01[20:36] <Botherer> Rainy, roll DEX+INT for using BRAINPOWER to scale the wall!
  31. [20:36] <Lecia> "...If there were 5 Rainies, we could have SUPER OMECHA LAINY~"
  32. [20:36] <Rainy> 1d20-3
  33. [20:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20-3: 7 [1d20=10]
  34. [20:36] <Rainy> ;_;
  35. [20:37] <Joshua> "...that's not it and you know it." empaths don't need the class to be empaths, especially with WIS scores like this. "If you'd rather talk somewhere in private..."
  36. 01[20:37] <Botherer> Miss Myuu looks to Lawrence, giving a reassuring nod. "That's quite alright, dear... I'm sure when you decide what you wish to create, it'll be wonderful!"
  37. [20:38] <Rainy> "Hey, leave Robolessy alone!" Shouts one Rainy, while the other chimes in, "If you're feeling bad you can have a doublerainy hug!" The first one cuts back in, "or we can form OMECHA LAINY!"
  38. 01[20:38] <Botherer> Rainy manages to Ice Climbers her way about... Halfway up the wall before one of her slips and falls down. Belaying is nowhere near as effective with only one Ice Climber.
  39. 01[20:38] <Botherer> And Josh, that was addressed to...?
  40. 01[20:38] <Botherer> ( Just to doublecheck. )
  41. [20:38] <Joshua> Lecia, obviously
  42. 03[20:38] * Celeste is now known as RainyViaRenata
  43. [20:43] <RainyViaRenata> "If you're sad, we can rain on your bad day parade!" The other Rainy cheers.
  44. 03[20:43] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  45. 02[20:46] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  46. [20:47] <Lecia> Eeeee. "...I'll talk about what's going on with me later, alright?" Lecia admits defeat. ...Maybe. At the very least, she's putting it off. Far too busy watching Rainy be Rainy. She's the best~
  47. 01[20:49] <Botherer> Maddy eyebrowquirks at Lecia. "Don't worry, Lessy! It's gonna turn out alright like it always does! I just know it will!" She gives the girl a bearhug.
  48. 03[20:49] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  49. 02[20:49] * RainyViaRenata (AndChat409@sux-71AC9B4C.sub-166-249-132.myvzw.com) Quit (Quit: Bye)
  50. 06[20:50] * LawrenceXavier looks up at Lolo, who was floating around, confused. He points over to Lecia. "I think she could use one of your hugs, Lolo."
  51. [20:50] <Rainy> "No-bun-no-bun go-go-go-go!" The two Rainies simultaneously send out Bunbun and Nono, "Cuddle attack!"
  52. [20:50] <Joshua> "...okay. Just...whatever it is, it's not healthy to just bottle it up like that. I'd hate to lose you because you're too busy wallowing in whatever it is that's going on." Josh actually sounds concerned
  53. [20:51] <Rainy> ...Oh dear. Buneary, Solosis, and Audino all being sent to hugpile Lessy.
  54. 01[20:52] <Botherer> Lolo perks up at the thought of joining into a hug~ She Squiddles her way over and latches onto Lecia's arm like a tanglebuddy... At least, Lolo tries to. She ends up clinging onto BunBun instead, who, as if like magic, has already claimed her arm for the hug. Nono gives an understanding nod to Rainy as she waddles forth like the timid girl she is before gently clinging onto Lecia. Her ears wiggle about, creating a soothing, hollow ringing noise.
  55. [20:53] <Lecia> The hug is returned, and suddenly she's enveloped in a ball of hugs! She'd nod in response to Joshua, but she's likely having issues moving her head under all these hugs. "Y-yep! Everything will be OK!" It's likely that the stutter has to do with the hugs, rather than whatever's going on.
  56. [20:53] <Rainy> The pair of Rainies join the pile as well. One climbs onto Maddy's shoulders to hug Lecia from up high while the other wiggles through the crowd to attach herself at the waist.
  57. 01[20:55] <Botherer> Lolo beckons Josh to join the hugpile as well, which nearly topples over with the addition of two Rainies. Poor Lecia, she might get crushed if too much more joins the hugglesome mess.
  58. [20:55] <Lecia> 1d20+3 It'll be OK, right?
  59. [20:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, It'll be OK, right?: 4 [1d20=1]
  60. [20:55] <Lecia> Lecia is clearly having problems breathing.
  61. [20:55] <Lecia> That was a terrible CON roll.
  62. 06[20:55] * LawrenceXavier finishes another sketch, before finally closing up the book. He looks around, and seems a bit confused. "So, do we have anidea what we are going to be tackling next?
  63. [20:56] <Joshua> "Nope. Been hearing some things, but nothing that really seems like we need to do it RIGHT NOW anyways..."
  64. [20:57] <Rainy> "I think she's going to soufflecate!" The other Rainy shouts, "Dragon ra--umm, actually I don't think this is one of those times where dragon rage works but it usually does so maybe I'll save it for later and instead I can do this! Outrage! ...WAITNONEVERMIND that's not right either..."
  65. 01[20:57] <Botherer> Miss Myuu lets out a giggle and a happy sigh as the mass of people causes Lecia to buckle beneath their combined weight. Bonus points if she takes the Compel to roll off like an oversized Katamari with everyone inside it. "It just makes me so happy to see them all playing together..." She quickly snaps back to a more sensible demeanor before looking to address Lawrence.
  66. [20:58] <Joshua> "That being said, I'd not be surprised if Mother Swanna shows up with an emergency that we do need to address right now.
  67. 01[20:58] <Botherer> "Mother Swanna should be here shortly... I've been looking into the surrounding areas myself, which is where I was when I came across these delightful sweethearts... But some help I turned out to be, huh? ... Ended up just as delicious a snack as all the rest of them were."
  68. [20:59] <Lecia> Oh, she's definitely taking that compel. She's lost control, man! She'd go all 'aaaaaaa' but she can't be heard amongst the storm.
  69. [21:00] <Lecia> And people. All these people. She's totally enjoying it, though.
  70. [21:00] <Rainy> One of the Rainies holds out her paintbrush, letting the magic ink scribble along the ground whenver she rolls close enough.
  71. [21:01] <Joshua> "..." Josh stares at the Leciatmari as it rolls away. "...So, Mis Myuu...what do you know of the Unown?" Might as well get some learning, that xatu-shapeshifting-magicalgirl-thing wasn't that specific on what they really were.
  72. 01[21:02] <Botherer> Rainy, you paint the words, "Klaatu Barada..." into the ground, but you can't remember the last word in time before you and everyone else in the clusterfuck of all Unown all barrel into Mother Swanna, knocking her AND her sweets and teapot soaring into the air.
  73. [21:03] <Lecia> IF THEY CAN ROLL UP ENOUGH, THEY MIGHT SEE THE KING OF THE COSMOS! Weee~
  74. [21:04] <Joshua> "...You know, there are days where I almost wish this stuff surprised me..."
  75. 01[21:05] <Botherer> You hear her scream an "Oh my!" as she's sucked into the mess, which soon barrels into a wall, causing everything to burst apart like the innards of a Wonder Ball. Speaking of which, Coco pops out and into the mess just in time to spill out a Rare Candy on the ground as he strikes the wall. Miss Myuu cringes at the sight, as does Sun Xi. Maddy just laughs about how fun it was.
  76. [21:06] <Rainy> Rainy lets bunbun use his speed to collect it for her~
  77. [21:07] <Lecia> The resulting Lecia is very, very dizzy. "Is...the ride over yet~? Then...stop spinning~"
  78. 01[21:07] <Botherer> <Miss Myuu> "The Unown? Oh, I'm not quite an expert on the subject myself, though I suppose I could share a bit about them with you if you'd like. Just tell me what you wish to know, dear~"
  79. [21:07] <LawrenceXavier> "I've run into a few, myself. Rather odd ones, as well."
  80. [21:08] <Joshua> "Anything you can tell me about them other than their existence would be more than what I already know."
  81. [21:08] <Rainy> "Haha, let's do that again."
  82. 01[21:09] <Botherer> Joshua, Lawrence, are any of your Unown out?
  83. [21:09] <Joshua> (not mine)
  84. [21:10] <Rainy> "DRAGON RA-" One Rainy hurriedly covers the mouth of the other Rainy and hushes her. "No, we have to save it in case Mr. Kidnapper gets creepy or we got a real problem! Nini needs to catch her breath after she uses these, don't you remember that time we were at the fair?"
  85. [21:10] <LawrenceXavier> (Not currently, but he can be)
  86. 03[21:11] * zoofman (zoofman@sux-7B6F47E6.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  87. 01[21:11] <Botherer> Nini facepalms. That's a memory she chooses to forget.
  88. 06[21:12] * LawrenceXavier concentrates a moment, changing out one of his pokeballs for one with a black top half, and thensends it out. It contains a VERY black E-shaped Unown
  89. [21:13] <Rainy> "Oh! Yeah! There was one of those shooty games where you have to aim the shroomish's head to get the bullet seed to knock off the stacked soda bottles, but then we saw they had a Dratini head and it was supposed to be 'dragon rage' so we asked "Can I use dratini for this instead?" and the person working there with the funny accent was like "You betcha, o'course! It's there for a reason,
  90. [21:13] <Rainy> dontcha know?" so we nodded and sent out Nini and Nini used dragon rage and blasted the bottles but apparently the one on bottom was made of steel or something because it was mostly fine so Nini tried to use dragon rage again but she had to rest first so she just hopped over to aqua jet it off since it was already weakened because even steel types are hurt by dragon rage!"
  91. 01[21:13] <Botherer> <Miss Myuu> "Well, let's see here... Are you familiar with how Unown are born of memories?"
  92. 01[21:13] <Botherer> "At least, to an extent they are?"
  93. 01[21:15] <Botherer> Lecia, Nini was visibly trying to scoot Rainy away as she told her story. 'cause, y'know, once she starts running her mouth she'll never quite stop.
  94. 01[21:15] <Botherer> Least not 'til the story's done.
  95. [21:16] <Joshua> "Not at all. I've been told that they're something of the source code for the world. Or something to that effect." Joshua lets out OPUS, the four unown whirling together as their connections interjoin and disperse at random.
  96. 01[21:17] <Botherer> <Miss Myuu> "Well, the code has to be written by someone, doesn't it?"
  97. 06[21:17] * LawrenceXavier thinks for a moment, and also lets the Misdreavus out. Maybe that Unown will appear again...?
  98. [21:17] <Lecia> Confuse face. She totally DOES want to listen, so she'll dizzily amble over to her direction anyway.
  99. [21:17] <Joshua> "...normally I'd say yes, but my time here has made me think twice before assuming anything."
  100. 01[21:17] <Botherer> "So to make things easier, the structure of the code's written with bits and pieces of everyone's memories."
  101. [21:18] <Rainy> "I like fairs."
  102. [21:18] <Rainy> "They banned using dragon rage within a two mile radius of them where I live, though."
  103. [21:18] <Rainy> Rainy #2 chips in very seriously, "I wonder why!"
  104. 01[21:18] <Botherer> The Misdreavus pops out of the ball, and the flaming red Unown pops out of the ball as well. They both glaaare at Lawrence. "Oh look, it's the sack of flabby ass again!"
  105. [21:18] <LawrenceXavier> "Wiat until they get a load of Outrage, then."
  106. [21:19] <Joshua> "...you don't have an uncle with the last name Bean, do you Rainy?"
  107. 01[21:19] <Botherer> Foul mouthed Misdreavus is foul mouthed.
  108. 06[21:19] * LawrenceXavier looks down at himself, knowing he's quite fit, actually. He looks up at the two, and then points them and EVIL at Joshua. "He wants to know more about Unown. I figured your...friend....would be an interesting case study."
  109. [21:20] <Rainy> "No, my uncle's not mean, why?"
  110. [21:21] <Joshua> "...never mind." Josh isn't fat by any non-anorexic's standards either, for that matter.
  111. 01[21:22] <Botherer> "Well, is this bozo any less of a rotting sack of squishy meat up in the head than you are?" The Misdreavus snaps idly at Josh's direction as she addresses Lawrence.
  112. [21:26] <LawrenceXavier> "Only way to find out is to talk to him."
  113. 01[21:26] <Botherer> "... Aaanyways," Miss Myuu tries to interject before the rogue Misdreavus can say any more horrible things. "From what I've learned since I first became aware of this place's existence, pieces of people's memories are scattered about in everything. Their aspirations and desires, their fears and families... It's why such a small place can be so diverse."
  114. 01[21:28] <Botherer> "Yeah, yeah, I'm on it." The Misdreavus floats over to Joshua. "Hey, stupid! Any chance you're not too busy lookin' like a hobo off the street to help figure out what's up with my memories? Gone, poof, messed up, half missing."
  115. [21:28] <Joshua> "Yeah. there's a chance."
  116. [21:29] <Rainy> ELSEWHERE, OFF IN THE CORNER, "NO, I'M A WIZARD."
  117. 01[21:30] <Botherer> Did someone say WIZARD? 'cause that's exactly what just popped up right in front of her. A Spoink in a Wizard's Hat!
  118. [21:30] <LawrenceXavier> brb
  119. 01[21:30] <Botherer> It waves its wand and shoots forward... But all he does is set a flower on fire. It cries ;_;
  120. 01[21:31] <Botherer> 6"Well, get to work, then! I might be dead now, but I ain't got all day!" Misdreavus poutyface.
  121. [21:32] <Rainy> The Rainies both try to grab the hat. One ends up with a spoink in its arms and the other gets a hat on her head. The Rainy with the spoink draws it a new one, "Don't worry, I'll teach you how to be a real wizard! Hastur hastur hastur!"
  122. [21:32] <Joshua> "I said there was a chance. Didn't say I'd do it, especially if you're gonna be that much of a dick. Maybe there's a reason you don't remember."
  123. 03[21:33] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  124. 02[21:33] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  125. [21:33] <Lecia> HAT. Lecia instinctively sense out Ignis, for better or worse. She also takes the moment to give Joshua a disapproving look.
  126. 01[21:33] <Botherer> 6"And maybe there's a reason you're ugly, and it sure as hell wasn't from your dad's side a' the family!"
  127. [21:33] <Addy> HEY JOSH YOU JERK YOU ARE LUCKY RAINY DIDN'T HEAR YOU SAY THAT
  128. [21:34] <Lecia> She'd totally give one to the Misdreavus too, if 1,1[DATA EXPUNGED]
  129. 01[21:34] <Botherer> The Spoink reaches out for the hat as its tail springs up and down uncontrollably. Ignis pops out, and... Do you wanna assume she took the collar back from Malto?
  130. [21:35] <Joshua> "...actually, I'm pretty sure it was. But do you want me to see what's up, or would you rather spew insults for the hell of it?"
  131. 03[21:35] * Falcon (chatzilla@71B6FF63.FFA4AE6F.2A6CE49A.IP) has joined #Dreamscape
  132. [21:35] <Addy> Rainy plops the new wizard hat on the spoink. "Aw, how come nothin' happened? Hastur hastur haaaaastuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
  133. 01[21:36] <Botherer> 6"Fine... Just finish figuring it out so I can go back to floating around and stuff... More fun than talkin'a you!"
  134. [21:36] <Lecia> Likely. Hearing Ignis talk in english with her kids is pretty uguu~
  135. [21:37] <Lecia> Or, you know, dreamspeak. Whatever~
  136. 01[21:37] <Botherer> Ignis inspects the hat. 7"Like, oh my gosh! I totally have a hat just like that, 'cept it's a colder color than that!"
  137. [21:37] <Joshua> "Alright, fine. then shut up and let me do my thing." Time to channel that misdrevus without needing a roll.
  138. 03[21:37] * Falcon is now known as Michael
  139. 01[21:38] <Botherer> She pulls out the Magical Hat drawer and... Emerges with Michael wearing a silly, light blue wizard hat with snowflakes on it. It looks nice next to the flaming meteor design on the Spoink's purple hat.
  140. 01[21:38] <Botherer> 7"Well, that's not a hat! Here, you take this!" Ignis gives Michael to Lecia.
  141. 06[21:38] * Michael is so confus
  142. 01[21:38] <Botherer> Join the party, Michael.
  143. 01[21:39] <Botherer> The Spoink wriggles about furiously in Rainy's arms. It needs to BOUNCE!
  144. [21:39] <Lecia> Lecia recieves a Michael! Sadly, she's not exactly capable of lifting him high above her head, so she sets him down on his feet, quickly taking the hat! "Hi~"
  145. [21:39] <Addy> The two Rainies stand facing each other opposite
  146. [21:39] <Addy> One Rainy puts the spoink on her head.
  147. [21:39] <Addy> She gives a little hop and tries to bounce it onto the other Rainy's head so they can let it go back and forth!
  148. [21:40] <Michael> "uhh, hi"
  149. [21:40] <Michael> >two rainies
  150. 06[21:40] * Michael ಠ_ಠ
  151. [21:41] <Michael> "...What's going on here. Where's the dragon
  152. [21:41] <Joshua> "Sugar rush. Don't ask." Joshua says as he takes a break from channeling the ghost. "Sounds like your mind had a tornado going through it."
  153. 06[21:41] * Michael looks around for Ray of Hope
  154. [21:42] <Addy> "Hey Spospo, can you..." Whisperwhisperwhisper.
  155. [21:42] <Lecia> There is definitely two Rainies! "Dragon? WHERE?" She looks about...but they definitely aren't in dragon land right now. Or that close to a castle, really.
  156. 03[21:42] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  157. 01[21:43] <Botherer> Ray of Hope is nowhere to be seen at this moment.
  158. 01[21:43] <Botherer> Nini waves her little wiggly tail in front of Rainy.
  159. 06[21:44] * Michael raises from Lecia's feet
  160. [21:44] <Rainy> "Hi Nini. Meet Spospo."
  161. 01[21:44] <Botherer> And the Spoink is bounced back and forth mercilessly. It likes the idea that Rainy has, though, and mid-shot fires a small blast of energy at Joshua.
  162. 01[21:44] <Botherer> Roll DEX to dodge or CON to resist.
  163. [21:45] <Michael> "Damn." he mutters under his breath, looking at the far mountains
  164. 01[21:45] <Botherer> 6"A tornado? Well, your face looks like a hurricane blew right through it!"
  165. [21:45] <Joshua> 1d20 con
  166. [21:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, con: 8 [1d20=8]
  167. 01[21:46] <Botherer> <Miss Myuu> "A tornado, you say? Hmm... Perhaps her memories are scattered across this world..."
  168. 06[21:46] * Michael exhales loudly, "Well, if I wake up with you guys, it's usually important to the whole dream, so I guess Jessibelle will have to wait..."
  169. [21:46] <Joshua> "They're scattered somehow, alright. Unown, a golden box, and something going boom. That's all I got for you."
  170. 01[21:46] <Botherer> Joshua... Blink blinks. He's now wearing a blonde wig with a ponytail. And glasses. The Spoink tries to high five each Rainy as it bounces between the two.
  171. 06[21:46] * Michael does not look pleased with the idea
  172. 06[21:47] * LawrenceXavier strokes his chin as he hears that, and nods. "Maybe her mind got thrown about the dreamworld when she died....Interesting. We'll have t-" he stops when he hears about a Golden Box, and pulls a box out of his bag, placing it on the table. "Does it look like this?"
  173. 06[21:47] * Joshua is even less pleased by the magic trick and discards the wig. Glasses are put into a pocket though - they may be useful.
  174. 01[21:47] <Botherer> <Miss Myuu> "That... Definitely sounds plausible, then."
  175. [21:47] <Rainy> The Rainies High-One the Spoink with their heads as they cheer~
  176. [21:48] <Joshua> "Yeah, that's the box. Mind if I take a closer look?"
  177. [21:49] <LawrenceXavier> "Feel free. Just be careful. Lots of small parts inside it."
  178. 06[21:49] * Joshua holds the box and closes his eyes for a moment.
  179. 02[21:49] * Michael (chatzilla@71B6FF63.FFA4AE6F.2A6CE49A.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
  180. 01[21:51] <Botherer> The box's lid, even though there's a hole blown into the middle of it, opens up, and a sea of tiles pours out.
  181. 01[21:51] <Botherer> The resultant mess is ... Gimme a sec to make an IMGUR of this.
  182. [21:51] <Joshua> "Interesting..." Joshua opens his eyes and fishes around for a certain set of tiles, to spell out a word. "MEMORY"
  183. 01[21:52] <Botherer> http://i.imgur.com/viQTR.png << This
  184. 01[21:52] <Botherer> The pieces don't seem to budge if you move them.
  185. 01[21:52] <Botherer> If you try to**
  186. 06[21:53] * LawrenceXavier smirks. "So it retained its arrangement. Very interesting."
  187. 06[21:54] * Joshua looks for pieces to spell the word anyways, using the second E in "SERVE" as a connecting point.
  188. 01[21:54] <Botherer> The arrangement you see in the picture is what is on the piece. They all formed into this pattern and locked themselves down to one another, Joshua.
  189. 01[21:55] <Botherer> Also, hold the phone I need to get a lock on Lecia and Rainy before I lose the two of them.
  190. 01[21:55] <Botherer> Because I am terrible and know I will lose them if I allow myself to.
  191. 06[21:55] * LawrenceXavier used the entire set. Not a single piece was unusued
  192. [21:56] <Joshua> "Well then...that's interesting. You know if there're any other tiles elsewhere?"
  193. [21:57] <Rainy> Rainies are being good children playing with their new friend Spospo. "Heeeeeeey guys, what are we doin?"
  194. [21:57] <LawrenceXavier> "Those were the only set I have found so far. There may be more in the ruins I found them, but I couldn't find a way further in."
  195. 01[21:58] <Botherer> Ignis looks over the hat as the Spoink is sprung all night long. No, not THOSE Spoinks! 7"Yup... This is a magical hat, alright!" She sticks it on Lecia's head. It's too big for her head and she can't see anything with it quite yet.
  196. 01[22:01] <Botherer> Miss Myuu pops her head up to address Rainy. "Rainy, dearie, we're trying to figure out how dreams work. Isn't that exciting, sweetie?"
  197. [22:02] <Lecia> Her head is stuck inside the hat! "My overuse of magic has blinded me~"
  198. [22:02] <Rainy> "Oh. That's my Mommy's job!"
  199. [22:03] <Joshua> "...you have magic too?"
  200. 01[22:03] <Botherer> "Is it, sweetie? Well, your mommy must have a very special and important job!" She chuckles a little bit.
  201. 01[22:04] <Botherer> Spoink springs its spoink atop her heads, which are starting to come a little closer together.
  202. 01[22:04] <Botherer> And not just 'cause Rainy's walking towards herself, either.
  203. [22:05] <Rainy> "Really! Mommy's a scientist and she studies dreams and stuff!"
  204. [22:05] <Lecia> "N-not really, it's just the hat!" She can't see anything, and she has a wizard hat (which is capable of magic, and blinding her). Teehee~
  205. 01[22:05] <Botherer> 6"You say that like magic's special here. Any idiot can cast a spell if that's what they wanna do here!"
  206. [22:06] <LawrenceXavier> "Then try it."
  207. [22:06] <Joshua> "It's unique, is all."
  208. 01[22:07] <Botherer> <Miss Myuu> "Oh, really? A scientist who studies dreams? She must work really hard, then!" A playful ruffle of Rainy 1's and Rainy 2's hairs happens as the two begin to slowly merge. Last chance for twoheadedsilly!
  209. 01[22:08] <Botherer> 7"Yeah, just the hat! Aren't hats amazing?"
  210. 01[22:09] <Botherer> The Misdreavus tries to into Magic, but fails spectacularly as all she does is burp. 6"Oh, fuck off, okay?!?"
  211. [22:11] <Rainy> Both Rainies call out in the same instant, "What's a fuckov?"
  212. [22:11] <Rainy> "RAINY MERGING PROTOCOL!" They combine into a single Rainy.
  213. [22:11] <Lecia> "Teehee~" The Misdreavus's frustration amuses her. WHAT BIG MISTAKE WHERE? She attempts to make the hat not eat her head.
  214. [22:11] <Joshua> "It's a measure of empathic n-actually, never mind."
  215. 01[22:12] <Botherer> Addy looks silly as she has two heads right before merging into one. Even weirder still as she turns into a three-eyed, two-nosed freak before finally returning to normal. Also, Botherer is totally aware of what he said.
  216. 01[22:13] <Botherer> Miss Myuu's leaningawayfromMisdreavus and tries to cover Rainy's ears, though a bit late for that. "Don't worry about it, deary... Maybe you should ask Mommy when you're older, okay?"
  217. [22:14] <Rainy> "Like when I'm 12?"
  218. [22:15] <Joshua> "...I'd say 14 or 15, personally."
  219. 01[22:15] <Botherer> The Misdreavus floats over to Lawrence and headbutts him. 6"You set me up for that, you jerk!"
  220. 01[22:17] <Botherer> <Myuu> "Even older, I'd suggest. I'm sure your Mommy wouldn't enjoy hearing words like those come out of your mouth!"
  221. 06[22:18] * LawrenceXavier grins, taking the headbutt without a complaint. "Serves you right."
  222. [22:18] <Lecia> "...or you could figure it out on your own, so you don't have to ask at all, and then just not say them!"
  223. [22:18] <Lecia> "...but you should wait until you're like 14 before looking, OK?"
  224. [22:18] <Rainy> "Kaaaaaay." Rainy's a good girl. But she is drawing a picture of a haunter with boxing gloves beating up Josh. "Look, Miss Misdreavus! I drew a ghostie like you! And I drew Mr. Kidnapper!"
  225. [22:19] <Joshua> "..." Josh tries to say something but just sighs.
  226. 01[22:19] <Botherer> Josh, your shield.
  227. 06[22:20] * LawrenceXavier snickers at the continuing nickname.
  228. 06[22:20] * LawrenceXavier looks around again. "Did Mother Swanna ever get out of that ball?"
  229. [22:20] <Lecia> The ball totally exploded. It's why Lecia can function!
  230. [22:20] <Joshua> what is it this time?
  231. 01[22:20] <Botherer> You see the Snubbull and Corsola turn into the same image in a swirly, colorful mess, except it's animated. The Haunter just keeps punching you in the face, and your tooth goes flying out every time.
  232. 06[22:21] * Joshua sighs again and goes over to Rainy.
  233. [22:21] <Joshua> "Look...is there anything I can do to get this to stop?" He's not talking about the shield, either.
  234. [22:22] <Rainy> "Make what stop, Mr. Kidnapper?"
  235. 01[22:22] <Botherer> "Rainy, dear, that isn't very nice! You shouldn't treat your friends like that..." Miss Myuu frowns in disappointment.
  236. 01[22:22] <Botherer> Not even at the animated one. Just the normal one.
  237. [22:22] <Rainy> "Oh. He's not my friend, silly! He's the guy that tried to kidnap me by promising french toast... But there wasn't any french toast."
  238. 01[22:22] <Botherer> Oh yeah, totally forgot about her. THAT's what I was missing... Whoops.
  239. 01[22:23] <Botherer> 6"Hehehe... He probably couldn't take a REAL floating sack of air in a fight, either!"
  240. [22:23] <Joshua> "I never said there was any! I mean...if I got you some frenxh toast, would you forgive me?"
  241. [22:23] <Rainy> "You'd be late! My teachers say late work doesn't count once you're in middle school, and you're AT LEAST in 8st grade."
  242. [22:25] <Joshua> "I...umm...I actually don't go to school anymore. I can't afford to..." Josh's voice trails off at the last part.
  243. [22:27] <Rainy> "If you could draw arts like me you could sell them! That's what Daddy does." He can be surprisingly good when he seriouses up. "Psssst, Powpow, c'mere!" She gestures towards the punchan haunter to see if it will actually come out.
  244. 01[22:29] <Botherer> The drawing skitters away. It crawls into the leftover words "Klaata Baradu" lying on the floor.
  245. [22:29] <Joshua> "Yeah...I work a lot at the local pokemon tower. It's...well, it's a cemetary. For pokemon that have died. Not the best job, but it's what's there..."
  246. 01[22:32] <Botherer> Miss Myuu patpats Rainy on the shoulder as she watches the Haunter skiitter away. "I think you should at least give him a chance, dear... I'll see you soon~" as she leaves Rainy to talk to Joshua. Big grown boys are free to storytime.
  247. 01[22:32] <Botherer> Lawrence, you see Mother Swanna finally crawling up off the floor.
  248. 01[22:32] <Botherer> Looks like she didn't take that Katamari accident all too well.
  249. [22:33] <Rainy> Rainy follows the skittering drawing. "Bye bye Miss Mewmew." She writes on the floor near to Klaatu Baradu "I forgot what this means. Aren't I supposed to write nikto or something?"
  250. [22:34] <Joshua> "...and you aren't even listening, are you?"
  251. [22:34] <Lecia> Lecia listens to Joshua's predicament! "...I see..." If only they had gotten down the time machine.
  252. 02[22:34] * Aori_Radidjiu (aoriradidj@sux-CD3CE6C1.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  253. [22:34] <Rainy> "Huh? Listening to what?"
  254. 06[22:35] * LawrenceXavier stands up and looks over to Mother Swanna. "Are you alright? Do you need a brownie?"
  255. [22:35] <Lecia> Lecia totally is! Her player keeps getting sidetracked by all sorts of stupid crap, though.
  256. [22:35] <Joshua> "Oh, just how there was someone offering lots of cookies and stuff and I asked if you wanted any, but you didn't answer so they left."
  257. [22:36] <Rainy> "Mommy says I shouldn't eat too many cookies."
  258. [22:37] <Joshua> "I can see why. But you weren't listening anyway. Just...can you call me by my name? is that too much to ask?"
  259. 01[22:37] <Botherer> <Mother Swanna> "I... I believe I'll be alright." She struggles up. "I'm not as young as I used to be, though..."
  260. 06[22:38] * LawrenceXavier goes to help Swanna up and to the table.
  261. [22:38] <Rainy> Rainy starts whispering to Spospo for a few moments. Then, she looks up and glances at Josh, "What was that, Mr. Kidnapper? I didn't hear you."
  262. 06[22:38] * LawrenceXavier also looks over at Rainy and sighs. "If you stop calling him that, I'll make sure you get all the brownies you can eat. Deal?"
  263. 03[22:39] * Aori_Radidjiu (aoriradidj@sux-CD3CE6C1.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  264. 01[22:40] <Botherer> Spoink fires a magical beam at the drawing of the Haunter on the ground, now about halfway to the picture, but it just starts hobbling towards it in pain, slowed down a good bit.
  265. 01[22:41] <Botherer> It then turns its attention to Josh with an intent stare.
  266. 01[22:41] <Botherer> <Mother Swanna> "Oh, thank you, dear! Your help is much appreciated..."
  267. 05[22:41] * Joshua doesn't bother staring back. He's too busy wondering how he can get Rainy to lay off with the kidnapper deal. He has too many people calling him names, he doesn't need a ten-year old girl getting on on it.
  268. [22:42] <Rainy> Rainy shrugs and and decides to add the word "nikto" to the end of Klaatu Barada. She shakes her head to Lawrence, "I don't wanna." She watches the Spoink lock onto Joshua. That grin miiiight be a little mischievous. Or maybe it's your paranoid imagination?
  269. [22:46] <Joshua> it's getting a morningstar waved at it if it keeps that shit up. Josh goes right up to Rainy and looks her dead in the eyes, holding her by the chin if he needs to. "Look. I don't really care that you don't like me. There're days that I don't like me either. But the LAST thing I need is you calling me some kind of criminal."
  270. [22:47] <Rainy> "Don't touch me, kidnapper!"
  271. 06[22:47] * Joshua is talking in a very composed tone, not yelling or anything. Just a measured tone that has a perctible note of anger behind it.
  272. [22:48] <Rainy> (The spoink's still staring him down, most likely)
  273. 01[22:48] <Botherer> It indeed is.
  274. 01[22:49] <Botherer> The morningstar scares Spospo away, though.
  275. [22:49] <Lecia> "...OK, I actually gotta ask now. What's your problem with the 'Kidnapper' anyway?" Lecia honestly doesn't quite get it!
  276. [22:49] <Joshua> "I need you to learn some self-respect, and while I'd rather not do it with physical means, do not think for a second that I won't. I'm asking for one simple thing, that you refer to me by the name I was given. I give you that courtesy if nothing else, and above all I need to know that the people I'm working with can be trusted to work together."
  277. [22:49] <Rainy> "I respect myself lots, Mr. Kidnapper. I'm a really good artist!"
  278. [22:50] <Rainy> "The best in my class, even!"
  279. [22:50] <Lecia> That was obviously directed at Rainy, since no one else calls him a Kidnapper anyuway!
  280. 06[22:51] * LawrenceXavier hits a button on his belt, and the entire room is filled with a soothing breeze, a light, pleasant mist, and some of the nicer sounds of nature, like waves, birds chirping, whale calls, etc.
  281. [22:51] <Lecia> Or anyway, that too!
  282. [22:52] <Lecia> "I mean, if he kidnapped you and brought you here, is it really all that bad?"
  283. [22:52] <LawrenceXavier> "Calm down, everyone. We're supposed to be working together. We don't need arguments like this. And we don't need people accusing each other of crimes they had no intention of committing, and didn't do anyway."
  284. 06[22:52] * Joshua blinks, but doesn't seem to do anything. He's very well aware of what he's doing. 1"You're really not helping, Miss Asami."
  285. [22:53] <Lecia> "...You were just threatening to beat her." Eeeeeeeh.
  286. [22:53] <LawrenceXavier> "And we don't need people threatening physical harm, either"
  287. [22:54] <Rainy> "He's Mr. Kidnapper! Just like my Daddy's an artist. Like me! Or my Mommy's a scientist."
  288. 03[22:54] * Michael_ (chatzilla@C0348E86.1D818C36.2A6CE49A.IP) has joined #Dreamscape
  289. [22:54] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+4 CHA to take control of the situation
  290. [22:54] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, CHA to take control of the situation: 5 [1d20=1]
  291. [22:54] <Rainy> try it
  292. [22:54] <Lecia> IT'S OUT OF HAND, MAN.
  293. [22:54] <LawrenceXavier> (It wouldn't work anyway)
  294. [22:54] <Lecia> "But he works in a tower right? Isn't Tower-Worker a bit nicer?"
  295. 06[22:55] * Joshua sighs and lets go of Rainy. "All I ask is for a modicum of respect from my colleagues. Can't get it in the waking world from anyone...good to know that it's not any different in the dreams."
  296. [22:55] <Rainy> "Mister Tower Worker's harder to say than Mr. Kidnapper."
  297. [22:56] <Lecia> "...Joshua, what do you do in the tower? ...Hopefully, the job is easier to say than kidnapper..."
  298. [22:56] <Rainy> "Or he could be Mr. Assaulter! Mommy says that's what hitting people is called and he says he'll hit me sometimes." Flashback to drawing on his buckler.
  299. [22:57] <LawrenceXavier> (WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING ALSO AWFUL?)
  300. [22:57] <Lecia> (Shh)
  301. [22:57] <Joshua> "I do whatever the people that run the place tell me. Clean tombstones, gather dying flowers...it'd be easier to say what I don't do there."
  302. [22:58] <Joshua> "Oh right. Get paid. that's what I don't do there..." Joshua lets out a dry laugh.
  303. 06[22:58] * LawrenceXavier sighs, and puts his Headphones on. He looks over to Mother Swanna and Miss Myuu. "Can either of you help calm them down? They aren't even listening to me."
  304. [22:59] <Lecia> ...Lecia's finally having issues with this whole thing! "...But isn't Joshua just as easy to say as kidnapper in the first place?"
  305. 06[22:59] * Michael_ snaps out of his reverie
  306. 06[22:59] * Michael_ brushes his pants off
  307. 06[22:59] * LawrenceXavier sits in the corner in a chair and resume sketching, with Lolo resting on his shoulder, and the Misdreavus with her Unown back in the ball
  308. [23:00] <Rainy> "I guess." Rainy shrugshrugs.
  309. 01[23:00] <Botherer> Miss Myuu has long gone. Mother Swanna, however, has been looking over and gives Lawrence a nod. "I'll see what can be done," as she hobbles over.
  310. [23:00] <Joshua> "That's all I ask. I'm sorry for saying I was going to hit you."
  311. 03[23:01] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  312. 02[23:01] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  313. 03[23:01] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  314. [23:02] <Rainy> Rainy shrugs and climbs onto Lecia's shoulders with the Spoink on her own head.
  315. [23:02] <Michael_> "Sorry, zoned out for a second...Looks like I missed something important"
  316. [23:04] <Joshua> "...you could say that. But if Rainy's fine with Lecia's suggestion, then I'm willing to put it all behind us."
  317. 01[23:05] <Botherer> "Rainy, Joshua is trying to apologize to you. Do you have anything you wish to say to him?"
  318. [23:06] <Lecia> Lecia crouches just enough to get them to eye level. Unless they already are since bunch of short people.
  319. 03[23:06] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  320. 02[23:06] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  321. [23:07] <Addy> Rainy giggles, "I forgive you. You're still not allowed to hit me, though!"
  322. [23:07] <Addy> "And you owe me french toast!"
  323. 03[23:07] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  324. 06[23:07] * Michael_ is wondering what the hell is going on
  325. [23:08] <Joshua> "Deal and deal. Now then...Mother Swanna, what's going on?"
  326. [23:08] <Lecia> Whew. This was the last thing she wanted to deal with. All eyes on Swanna!
  327. [23:08] <Lecia> While not answering Michael, because she'd like to pretend that never happened.
  328. [23:09] <Michael_> *pokerface*
  329. 01[23:11] <Botherer> Mother Swanna has a visble heart float over her head as the apologies are exchanged, and basically lets loose a "HNNNGH~" equivalent. After which she proceeds to business. "Well, thanks to you all, we've managed not only to save the other children, but also to get a bit of insight on what happened..."
  330. 06[23:11] * LawrenceXavier removes his Headphones as he sees Swanna talking business
  331. 01[23:12] <Botherer> She starts taking backwards steps as she looks back, finding a place to sit. A picnic spread sits next to the words "Klaata Baradu Nikto," which the Haunter is just about ready to reach.
  332. [23:13] <Lecia> Definition of 1,1[DATA REDACTED]. Hopefully Rainy can at least use a nicer name from now on! ONWARD TO BUSINESS, glowing with excitement! ACTUALLY DOING THINGS!
  333. [23:15] <Rainy> Rainy seems pretty content to let the haunter reach those words and see what happens.
  334. 06[23:16] * Michael_ scoots over near Lawrence
  335. [23:16] <Michael_> *whisper* "Hey, you know anything about masks?"
  336. 03[23:16] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  337. 02[23:17] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  338. 03[23:17] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  339. 02[23:17] * Aori_Radidjiu (aoriradidj@sux-CD3CE6C1.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right, even if others tell you you're wrong.)
  340. 06[23:19] * LawrenceXavier glances over at Michael. "Masks? I could probably make one."
  341. 06[23:20] * Michael_ grins
  342. [23:20] <Michael_> "Great, cause I need 2"
  343. 01[23:23] <Botherer> "Well, the creatures you found in the cave... They left a mess. And it wasn't a pretty mess... But we were able to take pieces of that mess and use it to get some information from where within the Dreamscape they're interfering with things..."
  344. 01[23:23] <Botherer> The Haunter pokes the words. They ripple and wave and turn black.
  345. [23:23] <Joshua> "Wait, so the grues were part of what was messing up the dream world?"
  346. 01[23:24] <Botherer> "Not quite what was messing with the Dream World... But a byproduct..."
  347. [23:24] <Lecia> "At least we kept it from getting worse~"
  348. 06[23:26] * LawrenceXavier keeps listening to Swanna, but speaks low to Michael. "Sure. Let me know what kind you need and I can try my hand at 'em."
  349. [23:26] <Rainy> Rainy seems to be very much distracted from the speech by the words, quietly ooohing and aaaahing.
  350. [23:29] <Michael_> "Great, this will be excellent"
  351. 01[23:30] <Botherer> "That you did, and a very good job you did at it as well... I had my assistants run the mess to find the corrupted code, and we got a loose trace on the source of the edits that led to them. Following that, we got a read on an area, right..." She pulls out a pocket-sized book which has a map of the Dreamscape, though not quite as big or "spilling black ooze"y...
  352. 01[23:31] <Botherer> "There." She points to an empty space.
  353. [23:31] <Joshua> "...do we have any idea what's waiting for us there?"
  354. 06[23:31] * Michael_ raises an eyebrow
  355. [23:31] <Michael_> "But..it's empty"
  356. [23:32] <Lecia> "...Is it a place that used to be there, but isn't?"
  357. [23:33] <LawrenceXavier> "Or is that what we're trying to find out?"
  358. 01[23:33] <Botherer> Like, empty as in 'unoccupied by land or sea.' "That's the problem. We still don't know quite WHAT's out there. That's uncharted territory here. Things once used to be there before the Eternal Nightmare consumed it."
  359. [23:34] <Joshua> "...okay, that's not creepy at all."
  360. 06[23:35] * Michael_ srs faces
  361. [23:35] <Rainy> Rainy catches words here and there of the explanation, but the rippling black words are catching most of her attention.
  362. [23:36] <LawrenceXavier> "Sounds like a pleasant fellow. Or event."
  363. 01[23:36] <Botherer> Those rippling words are indeed rippling.
  364. [23:36] <Lecia> Well, what is it then, space? ...New places. Space. Teehee, that isn't new at all~ "...Eternal Nightmare..." Sounds like the name of a final boss to her!
  365. [23:37] <Michael_> "Well, now we have a lead, so we can return to our quest. Excellent."
  366. 06[23:37] * Michael_ smacks a fist into his palm
  367. [23:37] <Rainy> 1d20+3
  368. [23:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+3: 9 [1d20=6]
  369. [23:39] <Rainy> Rainy nudges Lecia and whispers, "Hey Robolessy, lookie! It's making a person, don't you think?" She gestures towards the reshaping letters.
  370. 01[23:41] <Botherer> "If it isn't too much trouble, then yes, that's exactly what I would like for you all to do, to explore this area..."
  371. [23:41] <Lecia> Lecia looks! "...Huh, it is." Lecia takes a closer look, keeping her attention on Swanna and the letters! She's good at multitasking!
  372. [23:41] <Michael_> "Is there anything else you can tell us about the Eternal Nightmare mama?"
  373. 01[23:42] <Botherer> "The Eternal Nightmare is... Well, it's hardly a pleasant place. We did take care to name it aptly..."
  374. [23:43] <Joshua> "So I gathered. Like, is there anything that's known to be even remotely harmful to whatever's there?
  375. [23:43] <Rainy> "I think it's making a person... Hi there?"
  376. [23:44] <Lecia> "It is, but..." Well, being careful! Definitely not getting TOO close.
  377. 01[23:44] <Botherer> "It's a land where the horrors you come across in this world, nightmares, are forged from the insecurities and fears that lay within your heart. I ask that you take great caution within."
  378. 06[23:45] * Michael_ 's srs face gets more srs
  379. [23:45] <Lecia> Lecia is totally paying attention to Swanna when she says that stuff!
  380. [23:45] <Michael_> "Hmm, a dreadful place indeed. We must steel ourselves and calm our hearts and minds before we enter"
  381. 06[23:46] * LawrenceXavier has been writing his notes here, and grins. "Sounds like a challenge. And if it's truly at the heart of this warping of the dreamworld, then at least we know our target."
  382. [23:46] <Joshua> "...that's going to be a lot harder than it sounds...and it doesn't sound easy to begin with."
  383. 06[23:47] * Michael_ grins a grin of pure justice
  384. [23:47] <Rainy> "This is coooool... It's like a space knight or something..."
  385. [23:47] <Lecia> "As long as we're careful, anything is possible!" FIST IN THE AIR!
  386. [23:47] <Lecia> ...And back to whatever she's looking at with Rainy. "It is~"
  387. 01[23:48] <Botherer> "You know how I have my assistants that come around and take care of you? The ones whom perhaps you've seen at one time or another within the Dreamscape? One of their primary functions is to traverse the Eternal Nightmare to bring you here safely on a daily basis."
  388. [23:49] <Joshua> "That helps...if they know how to get through it, we could use the advice."
  389. [23:49] <Rainy> Rainy mumbles a quick suggestion about getting them a present for their hard work, but like 80% of her attention is diverted to the cosmoknight. "Oh! You're here! Hi!"
  390. [23:50] <Lecia> Lecia is sure to slightly back away from whoever the space knight guy is. All that talking about an ETERNAL NIGHTMARE is clearly leaving her on edge. "...Hello~?" Curiousity!
  391. [23:51] <Michael_> "Don't worry friends, with this fist of mine I will clear a path for our mission. Even if my life must be given, no harm shall befall us"
  392. [23:53] <Lecia> And chiming in! "And with my sword, and all of us together~"
  393. [23:53] <Michael_> "We can do anything"
  394. 01[23:54] <Botherer> "I'll have a word with them for the specifics..."
  395. [23:54] <Lecia> Lecia looks pleased! She eventually does return her attention to space cosmo man though.
  396. 01[23:55] <Botherer> The cosmoknight that Lecia and Rainy had been constantly commenting on stands up. If you look behind, you'll see an armored man, covered from head to toe in a black armor with all sorts of unusual markings all over it, leading up to a male figure who, while masked, can still be approximated to be somewhere within your age ranges... A lance, looking as if it were a meteor blazing through the sky, sits in one hand, his ruffled mess of brown hair in the other.
  397. [23:55] <Michael_> "Cool"
  398. 06[23:55] * LawrenceXavier watches with a bit of surprise at seeing the figure, and stands up to look athim, giving his armor a look-over. "I'll have to copy that one down..."
  399. [23:56] <Joshua> "That's...new."
  400. [23:58] <Lecia> "Hello~" Lecia is still ready for anything. HER MIND IS READY FOR IF THE MAN DRESSED IN MYSTERIOUS BLACK ARMOR MIGHT BE A DARK KNIGHT or something, but she totally doesn't show it! That'd be rude! What if he's nice?
  401. 01[23:58] <Botherer> The person's eyes remain closed, breathing heavily, as if strained... It seems he's trying to speak, but it's almost as if he's trying NOT to at the same time.
  402. [23:58] <Rainy> "This is just like the time I went tot he museum and there was all sorts of armor and swords and stuff like that and my Daddy brought a gengar with him and he asked if I wanted to see something funny and I like funny things so I said yes and the gengar hopped into the armor and disappeared and then the armor started dancing and somebody got scared so they called the manager and then the
  403. [23:58] <Rainy> manager tried to restrain the armor but every time he tried to grab it it moonwalked away or did what Daddy called the electric slide out of reach and I never did ballet but I think it did one of those spinny things and then a crowd formed and everybody thought it was a special show being put on by the museum and I guess it kinda was in a way only my Daddy was the one who made it happen
  404. [23:58] <Rainy> don't you think? Oh and he got banned." After a moment she adds, "Is something wrong, Mister Cosmoknight?"
  405. [23:58] <Michael_> ...
  406. Session Time: Mon Jun 25 00:00:00 2012
  407. 01[00:01] <Botherer> The knight continues to strain itself, body now trembling. Moans and stutters and stammering are all that comes out as the lance-wielding arm begins to tremble.
  408. 01[00:01] <Botherer> to shake violently**
  409. [00:02] <Rainy> Are its eyes open?
  410. 01[00:02] <Botherer> lance-wielding arm begins to tremble**
  411. 01[00:02] <Botherer> Eyes are still shut.
  412. 06[00:02] * LawrenceXavier cautiously approaches the knight, and touches the Soothing Disc on his belt. "Hey, man...try to calm down. Maybe this will help..."
  413. [00:02] <Lecia> ...WELL. "Um...Ms Swanna?" OK, now she has to ask!
  414. [00:02] <Rainy> "Do you need a hug or something, Mister?"
  415. 01[00:03] <Botherer> Mother Swanna holds a hand to her mouth. "Is something wrong, sir?" She looks just as confused as you all are.
  416. 06[00:03] * Michael_ steps up to it
  417. [00:03] <Michael_> *poke*
  418. 03[00:04] * castfromhp is now known as Mikaela
  419. 01[00:04] <Botherer> *Poke Poke* The calming music seems to be causing him not to tremble as much, and you notice his eyes, once shut tightly as if forcing themselves to be, are beginning to open up. You feel a weird, squishy, extremely malleable substance, Michael.
  420. [00:05] <Joshua> "...what is it?"
  421. [00:05] <Rainy> Seeing as he isn't flipping out, Rainy tries hugging the cosmoknight.
  422. [00:05] <Michael_> ಠ_ಠ
  423. [00:05] <Lecia> Lecia opts to not to become the katamari this time.
  424. [00:05] <Rainy> It's squishy, not sticky! ...Probably!
  425. [00:07] <Michael_> "What is this madness"
  426. 01[00:07] <Botherer> Just squishy, Rainy. And the man finally begins to speak. "I'm... I'm sorry, you guys..." WIS checks!
  427. [00:07] <Michael_> 1d20
  428. [00:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael_, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  429. [00:07] <Rainy> 1d20+7
  430. [00:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+7: 19 [1d20=12]
  431. [00:07] <Michael_> (WHAAAAAAAAAT)
  432. [00:08] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20
  433. [00:08] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  434. [00:08] <LawrenceXavier> (WISDOM!)
  435. [00:08] <Joshua> 1d20+6
  436. [00:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, 1d20+6: 17 [1d20=11]
  437. 06[00:08] * Michael_ frowns
  438. [00:09] <Michael_> "Rainy, stay back"
  439. [00:09] <Lecia> 1d20+2 Whoop!
  440. [00:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Whoop!: 16 [1d20=14]
  441. [00:10] <Rainy> Rainy backs up a little bit--she's not sure if this guy is about to be possessed or dream-dying. "Are you okay? Maybe we can heal him somehow!"
  442. [00:10] <Joshua> "I...I don't think that's the problem here."
  443. [00:12] <Lecia> Lecia definitely backs up! "We could heal him, but..." Well, it's likely he could start shit with a full HP bar! That's generally not a thing to keep letting someone do, and it's not likely that one could stop him with less!
  444. [00:12] <Rainy> "How come you're sorry, Mister?"
  445. 01[00:13] <Botherer> "I'm sorry, but... I... I gotta get rid of you all!" He stamps his lance down to the ground, and a tremor forms. Beams of light spew out from it, which are all consuming and blinding.
  446. [00:13] <Michael_> 1d20 circle throw ac4?
  447. [00:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael_, circle throw ac4?: 15 [1d20=15]
  448. 01[00:14] <Botherer> You can keep the Accuracy Roll, but CINEMATIC DRAMATIC MOMENT ENSUES!
  449. [00:14] <Michael_> kk
  450. 01[00:15] <Botherer> 1d6 Just rollan' this first
  451. [00:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Just rollan' this first: 6 [1d6=6]
  452. 01[00:16] <Botherer> The light engulfs you all, and for but a brief moment all sensation is lost, save sight. A book appears before you, and opens up, a storm of Unown bursting forth from it and encircling you all.
  453. [00:16] <Michael_> !
  454. 01[00:16] <Botherer> They seem to form a massive sphere, some spreading across what you only imagine to be a "floor".
  455. [00:17] <Lecia> SUDDENLY! "W-wha?!" SUDDENLY. UNOWN. She reflexively sends out Granzon! Who just happens to be a Metang!
  456. [00:17] <Lecia> 1d20 AND?
  457. [00:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, AND?: 8 [1d20=8]
  458. [00:17] <Lecia> Cybuster doesn't jump out too.
  459. 01[00:17] <Botherer> Many of the Unown fade away, in their place a bloody crimson, thundering sky...
  460. 03[00:17] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  461. 01[00:18] <Botherer> A field emerges before you, though it's all but dead save a couple thick patches of grass. Two small, though still strangely enough quite deep bodies of water, as the Unown dip downwards into it, emerge on the sides of them.
  462. 02[00:18] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  463. 03[00:18] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  464. 01[00:19] <Botherer> A ring of Unown still encircles you all within this thundering terrain.
  465. [00:19] <Rainy> "Uuuummm... This is kinda my fault... Sorrrrrry guys..."
  466. [00:19] <Lecia> "I-if you didn't mean it, it's OK!"
  467. [00:19] <Lecia> BATTLE READY!
  468. 01[00:20] <Botherer> And your senses return to you all just in time for Michael to grapple the man and chuck him clear across the field. Roll damage, Michael!
  469. 06[00:20] * LawrenceXavier readies a pokeball, specifically Groizer's!
  470. [00:21] <Michael_> 2d10+8+13+5+7
  471. [00:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael_, 2d10+8+13+5+7: 39 [2d10=3,3]
  472. 06[00:21] * Joshua doesn't send out any pokemon. "Hey! If you insist on fighting, aim to disarm him above all else! I've got words with him."
  473. [00:21] <Michael_> "Ninja!"
  474. 01[00:21] <Botherer> It seems as if the person could continue flying across for all of eternity, but strangely enough, upon reaching the Unown, he simply hits the wall.
  475. 01[00:22] <Botherer> hits them as if they were a solid wall**
  476. [00:22] <Michael_> (a wall? excellent, rum ram time)
  477. 01[00:22] <Botherer> 1d6
  478. [00:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  479. [00:22] <LawrenceXavier> "Is this place....MADE out of the Unown...?"
  480. [00:22] <Rainy> "I think... I think the haunter I drew made him do it? I didn't mean for anything bad to happen, it was just an accident!" Out comes Nini, she'll pokeball the Spoink if it complies so as to keep it out of the fight.
  481. 01[00:23] <Botherer> https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1uBdD1DYF-1P4p8_7pBF6LzE6qgJZ8tz1qPhzaumkkCQ/edit <<< Your war zone!
  482. 01[00:23] <Botherer> O represents the Overland Speed, S represents the Surface Speed, if it has one.
  483. [00:23] <Michael_> (no access)
  484. 01[00:23] <Botherer> ... Whoops.
  485. [00:24] <Michael_> there we go
  486. 01[00:24] <Botherer> Okay, I just set it to "Anyone with the link can edit."
  487. 01[00:24] <Botherer> You should be clear now.
  488. [00:24] <Michael_> (indeed)
  489. 03[00:26] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga > Nini > Groizer > Wall of Unown'
  490. 03[00:27] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga > Nini > Granzon > Groizer > Wall of Unown'
  491. [00:27] <Michael_> "They caught him, not a good sign. We need to break out of here"
  492. [00:28] <Lecia> "We need to talk to him, but we can't simply run away, he'll cause chaos! But simply beating him down isn't an answer, and we can't just immediately subdue him..." What to do, what to do?
  493. [00:29] <Joshua> "Leave the talking to me! just keep him from destroying us, and clear a path out of here!"
  494. [00:29] <Rainy> "What if Nini beats him up until his brain goes back to normal?"
  495. [00:30] <LawrenceXavier> "I'll go with you. He was calming a little for me."
  496. [00:31] <Michael_> *nods*
  497. [00:31] <Michael_> "I'll work on the wall then, Ninja, take care of Rainy"
  498. [00:31] <Lecia> "...Alright! I'll help you out, Michael!" WORD BATTLES! Until then, there's only busting this ring as a means of escape, right? She might not be able to see people's HPs, but can she see the HP of the ring in any coherent way?
  499. 01[00:32] <Botherer> Lecia checks her scouter...
  500. [00:32] <Rainy> IT'S OVER 901,1HP
  501. [00:33] <Lecia> In fact, it's over 900! "...1000 is a big number..."
  502. 06[00:33] * Michael_ runs hops back beside Joshua and prepares himself to smack a fist
  503. 01[00:34] <Botherer> Lawrence, your action?
  504. [00:35] <Rainy> "They can take one thousand dragon rages?! Maybe we should leave the wall alone and fix Mr. Cosmoknight first..."
  505. 06[00:35] * LawrenceXavier hops on Groizer's rather strong back, and shouts over. "Try to get control over yourself! We know you don't want to hurt us!"
  506. [00:36] <Lecia> "...Nothing we can't handle, but it might take us a while! And it can take 25 Dragon Rages, Rainy!"
  507. [00:36] <Rainy> "...That's a lotta Dragon Rages, too..."
  508. [00:36] <Lecia> "Nothing we can't handle!"
  509. 01[00:37] <Botherer> Any official action, Lawrence?
  510. [00:37] <Lecia> It's clearly a Talk action!
  511. 01[00:38] <Botherer> The roar of thunder is loud. It's difficult to even hear your own comrades from right here.
  512. 01[00:38] <Botherer> You'll need to get closer.
  513. [00:38] <LawrenceXavier> I don't think there's anything I can do from this far away
  514. [00:38] <LawrenceXavier> I have to wait until Groizer's shift
  515. 01[00:38] <Botherer> Very well, then.
  516. [00:39] <LawrenceXavier> Can I delay a Trainer Action until then?
  517. 01[00:39] <Botherer> Yes you may.
  518. [00:39] <LawrenceXavier> Cool
  519. [00:39] <LawrenceXavier> So now I'm riding Groizer
  520. [00:39] <Michael_> (like a baws)
  521. 01[00:40] <Botherer> The Cosmoknight lets out his Pokemon of choice. A small, purple ice cream cone
  522. [00:40] <LawrenceXavier> Indeed
  523. 01[00:40] <Botherer> ice cream cone**
  524. 01[00:41] <Botherer> He staggers forth before doing so.
  525. 01[00:41] <Botherer> Lecia!
  526. [00:43] <Lecia> "Alright, let's see how well this wall holds!" Her blade is drawn, shining with the lightning's flash, as she attempts to pierce this wall!
  527. [00:43] <Lecia> 1d20+1 roll a 1, I fucking dare you
  528. [00:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, roll a 1, I fucking dare you: 9 [1d20=8]
  529. [00:43] <Michael_> (it pussied out)
  530. 03[00:43] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga 20 > Nini 15 > Granzon v Vanillite 5 > Groizer 4 > Wall of Unown'
  531. 01[00:43] <Botherer> You totally strike it!
  532. 01[00:44] <Botherer> ... It's a wall. How do you even miss?
  533. [00:44] <Lecia> High DEF!
  534. [00:44] <Lecia> 1d100 while I get that roll in order
  535. [00:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, while I get that roll in order: 37 [1d100=37]
  536. [00:44] <Lecia> Nope!
  537. [00:44] <Lecia> 4d12+16+9+27 SLASH
  538. [00:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SLASH: 81 [4d12=7,2,12,8]
  539. 01[00:45] <Botherer> Lecia sees the letters visibly fumble and break apart, some to tiny pieces, as she slashes the wall. It still is quite thick and nigh impassable, however.
  540. [00:46] <Lecia> "Not thick at all! Like paper! LOTS of paper! 920!"
  541. 01[00:47] <Botherer> Joshua!
  542. 06[00:47] * Joshua will let OPUS take to the air to keep the vanillite from causing too much damage. In the meantime, let's see how the unown like getting hit more!
  543. [00:48] <Joshua> 1d20 arms attack
  544. [00:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, arms attack: 2 [1d20=2]
  545. 01[00:48] <Botherer> It's a wall.
  546. 01[00:48] <Botherer> You hit it.
  547. [00:48] <Lecia> Well, how does a Shuckle dodge? The answer is with its shell.
  548. [00:48] <Joshua> 2d10+8+18+6
  549. [00:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, 2d10+8+18+6: 40 [2d10=2,6]
  550. [00:48] <Lecia> However, the Unown clearly has no such thing!
  551. 01[00:48] <Botherer> It did have "its shell" ...
  552. 01[00:49] <Botherer> Until Joshua knocked the letters out of it!
  553. 01[00:49] <Botherer> Rainy!
  554. [00:49] <Rainy> 1d20+10 Frantic Research on Vanillite
  555. [00:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Frantic Research on Vanillite: 12 [1d20=2]
  556. [00:50] <Lecia> "875~!"
  557. 01[00:50] <Botherer> Nope.jpg
  558. 01[00:50] <Botherer> A giant number descends from the sky and floats over Ninjamolga.
  559. [00:51] <Michael_> ...
  560. [00:51] <Michael_> (that is worrying)
  561. 01[00:51] <Botherer> Meanwhile, the Unown crackle like the thunder in the sky. Someone roll !power as a bolt of energy blasts through in an attempt to penetrate Granzon and Michael.
  562. [00:51] <Michael_> (i don't even know what that is)
  563. [00:51] <Lecia> !power
  564. 01[00:51] <Botherer> You've unleashed the POWER! It's 1d8+10 / 1d12+6 Dark
  565. 01[00:51] <Botherer> The number currently reads 3.
  566. 01[00:52] <Botherer> 1d2;1d20 Hidden Power
  567. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]; Hidden Power: 13 [1d20=13]
  568. [00:52] <Rainy> (Sup perish song)
  569. 01[00:52] <Botherer> 1d12+26 Dark Special Damage
  570. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Dark Special Damage: 34 [1d12=8]
  571. [00:52] <Michael_> (is that really bad for granzon?)
  572. [00:52] <Michael_> (cause im willing to tank)
  573. [00:53] <Lecia> Granzon shrugs it off! 36/58
  574. 01[00:53] <Botherer> A beam of repulsive black energy spills out and... Well, it's neutral to Granzon. 1,14With my new and improved form, your attacks are even more pitiful.
  575. [00:53] <Lecia> Fucking Granzon, man.
  576. 01[00:53] <Botherer> Ninjamolga, GO!
  577. [00:54] <Michael_> ninjamolga shifts forward and shoots a bolt of electricity at the man
  578. [00:54] <Michael_> 1d20 thundershock ac2
  579. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael_, thundershock ac2: 18 [1d20=18]
  580. 01[00:54] <Botherer> 1d20 the Vanillite tries to cover!
  581. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, the Vanillite tries to cover!: 20 [1d20=20]
  582. [00:54] <LawrenceXavier> (Wow)
  583. 01[00:54] <Botherer> ... You hit the Vanillite instead.
  584. [00:54] <Michael_> 1d12+6+10
  585. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael_, 1d12+6+10: 21 [1d12=5]
  586. 01[00:55] <Botherer> Snap, crackle, *POP* The icecream is bodily numbed, though possibly still mindnumbingly delicious.
  587. 03[00:55] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga 20 [2] > Nini 15 > Granzon v Vanillite 5 > Groizer 4 > Wall of Unown'
  588. 01[00:55] <Botherer> The counter over Ninjamolga's head drops to a 2.
  589. 01[00:56] <Botherer> You see the air around him begin to distort and warp horribly, and the number begins to leak blood as it shifts into a two.
  590. 01[00:56] <Botherer> Nini's Move!
  591. [00:56] <Rainy> (Hey Lecia, how much HP does Vanillite have?)
  592. [00:56] <Lecia> Lecia looks! That is, if she can see from there!
  593. [00:56] <Lecia> Or if the scouter can, anyway.
  594. [00:56] <Lecia> Also you'd have to ASK IC, too!
  595. [00:57] <Rainy> AFFIRMATIVE. "How many Dragon Rages can the ice cream thingy take?"
  596. [00:57] <Lecia> I mean, she'd note it either way, but if no one asks, she's busy busting a wall!
  597. [00:57] <Lecia> She looks!
  598. 01[00:59] <Botherer> ...Rainy, Nini's Move?
  599. [00:59] <Rainy> (We were waiting on you for HP total, I thought)
  600. 01[00:59] <Botherer> (Fed it to Shuku.)
  601. [01:00] <Lecia> "...H-hey, this isn't a time for the display to malfunction! It...um...if what it took was a dragon rage it could take 7 and a half more! 88 percent!"
  602. 03[01:00] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga 20 [2] > Nini 15 > OPUS 10 > Granzon v Vanillite 5 > Groizer 4 > Wall of Unown'
  603. [01:01] <Rainy> Nini's going to close in enough to use Thunder Wave if possible, then!
  604. [01:01] <Joshua> (it's already paralyzed you know)
  605. [01:01] <Rainy> is it really
  606. 01[01:01] <Botherer> Yup. Vanillite got Paralyzed.
  607. 01[01:01] <Botherer> Speaking of which...
  608. 03[01:02] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga 20 [2] > Nini 15 > OPUS 10 > Granzon 5 > Groizer 4 > Vanillite (P1) > Wall of Unown'
  609. [01:02] <Rainy> GUESS IT'S TIME FOR DRAGON RAGE, ONLY 6.5 MORE
  610. [01:02] <Rainy> (except not really because that figure was based off thundershocks not dragon rages)
  611. [01:02] <Rainy> 1d20 AC 2
  612. [01:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, AC 2: 13 [1d20=13]
  613. [01:02] <Lecia> (She's not perfect, she just realized it doesn't have actual values)
  614. [01:02] <Lecia> (whoop)
  615. [01:03] <Lecia> Granzon's spot on the inititive belongs to solely it, now. Woo!
  616. 01[01:03] <Botherer> (She didn't see the decimal place.)
  617. 01[01:04] <Botherer> The Vanillite is rendered REALLY melted by the strike. Dripping molted icecream, but still floating on!
  618. 01[01:04] <Botherer> Shift Dratini to a place it can hit from.
  619. [01:05] <Rainy> Is there anyway to make gridlines visible?
  620. [01:05] <LawrenceXavier> Yeah, it should be more clearer where we have a range
  621. 01[01:05] <Botherer> OPUS!
  622. [01:05] <Lecia> By drawing them!
  623. 01[01:06] <Botherer> Are you on the Google Doc, Lawrence?
  624. [01:06] <LawrenceXavier> Yeah
  625. [01:07] <Lecia> Not sure if I should actually attempt to draw the lines :V
  626. 01[01:07] <Botherer> Just add vertical+horizontal.
  627. 01[01:07] <Botherer> It'll be easier for all of us that way.
  628. [01:07] <Joshua> Opus moves as far as it can, but it's unable to attack from this distance. So it will hone itself and prepare for the next round. (focus energy)
  629. [01:07] <Michael_> ( makes more accidentally movable things )
  630. 01[01:07] <Botherer> Groizer!
  631. 01[01:07] <Botherer> And Granzon!
  632. [01:08] <LawrenceXavier> Granzon will move his full range
  633. [01:08] <LawrenceXavier> Err
  634. [01:08] <LawrenceXavier> Groizer*
  635. [01:08] <Lecia> IS THAT A GOOD FIRST LINE BOTHERER
  636. [01:09] <LawrenceXavier> Would it still be way too loud to talk to him?
  637. [01:09] <Lecia> "Granzon, fire at the wall!"
  638. 01[01:09] <Botherer> Still too far away, sorry.
  639. [01:10] <Lecia> 1d20 Let's take the time to realize that Granzon, if possible, could attempt to fire at both the Vanillite AND the wall. WHAT SHALL THIS FIRST ROLL REPRESENT?
  640. [01:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Let's take the time to realize that Granzon, if possible, could attempt to fire at both the Vanillite AND the wall. WHAT SHALL THIS FIRST ROLL REPRESENT?: 20 [1d20=20]
  641. [01:10] <Lecia> SOMETHING THAT HURTS.
  642. [01:10] <Michael_> ...
  643. [01:10] <Lecia> Since 'fire', it's Pin Missile. What a world!
  644. 06[01:10] * LawrenceXavier points Groizer to the Vanillite. "That thing needs to go down before it shoots us down. Try a Shadow Punch!"
  645. [01:10] <LawrenceXavier> (Errr....or I'll wait until this resolves)
  646. 01[01:11] <Botherer> Ouchies! Pick the rest of their targets and roll.
  647. [01:11] <Lecia> 4d20 Granzon might not like the idea of picking off a weakened target, but whatever!
  648. [01:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Granzon might not like the idea of picking off a weakened target, but whatever!: 48 [4d20=6,18,16,8]
  649. [01:12] <Lecia> FULL POWER!
  650. 01[01:12] <Botherer> Orders?
  651. 01[01:13] <Botherer> 1,14<Weak creatures such as yourselves must be annihilated.>
  652. [01:13] <Lecia> I mean, not like the idea of NOT, but this is far too good to pass up. Let's see...
  653. 03[01:14] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  654. [01:14] <Lecia> 2d6+2+20 SHOT A. SINGLE SHOT ON THE VANILLA. GRANZON, YOU BASTARD.
  655. [01:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SHOT A. SINGLE SHOT ON THE VANILLA. GRANZON, YOU BASTARD.: 29 [2d6=2,5]
  656. 01[01:15] <Botherer> Pew Pew! The Icecream melts to pieces.
  657. 01[01:15] <Botherer> ... From there, you... Kind of missed.
  658. [01:15] <LawrenceXavier> Hmmm....he's just out of range 6
  659. [01:15] <LawrenceXavier> The dude, I mean
  660. 01[01:15] <Botherer> Yeah, he is.
  661. [01:15] <Lecia> Granzon can move before shooting, and it was totally told to aim for the WALL, which it will eventually comply with.
  662. [01:15] <LawrenceXavier> Can Groizer take a Double Move action?
  663. [01:16] <LawrenceXavier> Instead of a normal action?
  664. 02[01:16] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  665. [01:16] <Lecia> After picking off the weak creature, of course.
  666. 06[01:16] * Botherer points to what Shuku said.
  667. [01:16] <Lecia> 4d6+4+5+20 So, the rest on the wall! It's super effective, after all!
  668. [01:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, So, the rest on the wall! It's super effective, after all!: 42 [4d6=3,1,6,3]
  669. [01:16] <LawrenceXavier> Where?
  670. [01:16] <Lecia> Unless it isn't, in which case I rolled 37.
  671. 01[01:16] <Botherer> Aiming at the wall.
  672. 01[01:17] <Botherer> And it is NOT SE.
  673. [01:17] <Lecia> Stupid Unown and their not being Psychic OR Dark. :(
  674. [01:17] <LawrenceXavier> So is the answer no, I can't?
  675. 01[01:17] <Botherer> Nope.
  676. [01:17] <LawrenceXavier> Okay then
  677. [01:17] <LawrenceXavier> Might as well try attacking the wall, sinceit's everywhere
  678. [01:17] <Lecia> "Huh...guess these Unown lack types!"
  679. [01:18] <LawrenceXavier> "I know a good way to find out. Hit this shell with a Shadow Punch!"
  680. [01:18] <Lecia> "I just found out, but OK, you do that!"
  681. [01:18] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20 Crit check, I guess
  682. [01:18] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Crit check, I guess: 10 [1d20=10]
  683. [01:18] <LawrenceXavier> "...Ghost is a weird type, remember. Immune to stuff, but things are also immune to it"
  684. 01[01:19] <Botherer> Roll damage!
  685. [01:19] <LawrenceXavier> 2d10+8+24+3 (he was +1 CS for his held item)
  686. [01:19] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, (he was +1 CS for his held item): 50 [2d10=8,7]
  687. 01[01:20] <Botherer> The wall crumbles a bit, but Unown quickly spread their density about to fill in the gap as they spiral abut.
  688. [01:20] <LawrenceXavier> (Gonna use my delayed action, too)
  689. 01[01:20] <Botherer> 1d2;1d20 A beam of light fires at Groizer, Lawrence and Opus! Someone roll !power
  690. [01:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]; A beam of light fires at Groizer, Lawrence and Opus! Someone roll !power: 16 [1d20=16]
  691. [01:20] <Lecia> !power
  692. 01[01:20] <Botherer> You've unleashed the POWER! It's 1d12+14 / 2d10+8 Bug
  693. [01:21] <Addy> ...Ouch for Opus.
  694. [01:21] <Joshua> ghost/steel unown means DOUBLE RESIST.
  695. 03[01:21] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  696. [01:21] <LawrenceXavier> "We've gotta try and keep this guy from hurting us too much more. If he's burnt, that might help..."
  697. [01:21] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+2 Will-o-Wisp
  698. [01:21] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Will-o-Wisp: 10 [1d20=8]
  699. [01:22] <Lecia> "Setting people on fire doesn't fix everything!" She remembers how she had to tell this to a certain orange haired girl. MEMORIES.
  700. 01[01:22] <Botherer> *Crispy*
  701. [01:22] <LawrenceXavier> "I can put him out when I get there! For now, we need to keep him from damaging us!"
  702. 01[01:22] <Botherer> Okay, NOW damage.
  703. 01[01:23] <Botherer> 2d10+28 to the aforementioned, Lawrence roll a DEX check!
  704. [01:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, to the aforementioned, Lawrence roll a DEX check!: 43 [2d10=9,6]
  705. [01:23] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+5
  706. [01:23] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20+5: 22 [1d20=17]
  707. 01[01:23] <Botherer> 1d8
  708. [01:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d8: 3 [1d8=3]
  709. [01:23] <LawrenceXavier> (Nailed it!)
  710. [01:24] <LawrenceXavier> (It's Special, right?)
  711. 01[01:24] <Botherer> Michael's action!
  712. 01[01:24] <Botherer> It's indeed Special.
  713. [01:25] <LawrenceXavier> (Then I'll use all of my Myuu points to raise my armor to +3 Special
  714. 06[01:25] * Michael_ 's hand glows with a baleful power
  715. [01:26] <LawrenceXavier> Groizer 30/48 Lawrence 75/108
  716. [01:26] <Joshua> OPUS 34/42
  717. 01[01:26] <Botherer> Michael feels an indescribably agonizing pain from within the innards of its chest. As if something were grabbing down and squeezing tight upon it.
  718. 01[01:26] <Botherer> A whole chunk of the wall blows out!
  719. 06[01:26] * Michael_ coughs up some blood
  720. [01:27] <Michael_> "Shit...that hurt a lot more than expected"
  721. [01:27] <Lecia> "A-are you OK?"
  722. [01:27] <LawrenceXavier> (Oh, +1 Speed CS for getting hit with a Bug-type move)
  723. 01[01:28] <Botherer> Lawrence's action!
  724. [01:28] <LawrenceXavier> "I can't let this wall get those attacks off too often..."
  725. [01:28] <Michael_> "No."
  726. [01:28] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+3 Spite to the wall
  727. [01:28] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Spite to the wall: 16 [1d20=13]
  728. 01[01:29] <Botherer> The wall freezes up for but a moment.
  729. 01[01:29] <Botherer> Before slowly shifting once more.
  730. [01:29] <Joshua> "Asami! Head north along the wall, I'll go south and we can catch the guy in a pincer!"
  731. [01:30] <Lecia> "A-alright!" Somehow, she knew she was being called!
  732. 01[01:30] <Botherer> Cosmoknight cuts across the watery depths.
  733. 01[01:31] <Botherer> Cuts across the path between the watery depths...
  734. [01:31] <Lecia> "Um, new orders?"
  735. 01[01:31] <Botherer> He drops down an unusual looking skunk creature, purple with red flames spilling out of its frontside, to replace his Vanillite, and then...
  736. 01[01:31] <Botherer> Everyone suddenly feels the weight of the world crashing down upon them! GRAVITY!
  737. 01[01:31] <Botherer> Groizer sinks into the water.
  738. [01:31] <Michael_> ...wide guard?
  739. 01[01:32] <Botherer> It's a no-damage move.
  740. [01:32] <Joshua> "...if he's willing to come to us, then let's do what we can to...break the wall!"
  741. [01:32] <Michael_> (ok)
  742. [01:32] <Lecia> "That was the original plan!" SMASH!
  743. 06[01:34] * Michael_ drops to one knee
  744. [01:34] <Lecia> Speaking of smash, it IS Lecia's turn, isn't it?
  745. 01[01:34] <Botherer> Yes it is.
  746. [01:34] <Lecia> 1d20+1 ARMS ATTACK. LET THIS GRAVITY NOT HOLD HER DOWN!
  747. [01:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, ARMS ATTACK. LET THIS GRAVITY NOT HOLD HER DOWN!: 9 [1d20=8]
  748. 01[01:34] <Botherer> Joshua and Rainy prep your moves, too.
  749. [01:34] <Lecia> 1d100 AND?
  750. [01:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, AND?: 66 [1d100=66]
  751. [01:34] <Lecia> NICE DUBS.
  752. 06[01:34] * LawrenceXavier tries to keep his head afloat, as he hears a strange voice in his head....
  753. [01:35] <Lecia> 2d10+8+9+9+27 ADDITION!
  754. [01:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, ADDITION!: 61 [2d10=7,1]
  755. [01:36] <Lecia> "60.5%~!"
  756. 01[01:36] <Botherer> Joshua!
  757. [01:37] <Joshua> It's time to hit this thing as hard and as fast as he can. the faster it goes down, the better!
  758. [01:37] <Joshua> 1d20 arms attack
  759. [01:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, arms attack: 11 [1d20=11]
  760. [01:37] <Joshua> 3d10+12+18+6 power attack
  761. [01:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, power attack: 57 [3d10=6,10,5]
  762. 01[01:38] <Botherer> The wall is starting to become quite visibly hammered down. Well, not visibly, but...
  763. 01[01:38] <Botherer> The density DEFINITELY seems noticeably less than before. Still not enough to stand a chance of breaking through...
  764. [01:38] <Rainy> IT'SA TIME FOR RAAAINY
  765. [01:38] <Rainy> 1d20 SLUDGE
  766. [01:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, SLUDGE: 3 [1d20=3]
  767. [01:39] <Rainy> 3d8+10+27 inb4 the wall suddenly opens up a hole to dodge
  768. [01:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, inb4 the wall suddenly opens up a hole to dodge: 47 [3d8=6,3,1]
  769. [01:39] <Rainy> er
  770. [01:39] <Rainy> +17
  771. [01:39] <Rainy> So, 37
  772. [01:39] <Rainy> (She does it by just spraying toxic paint alllllll over. The kind that says DO NOT EAT all over it in the cans.)
  773. 01[01:41] <Botherer> It's Power Time! This time the beam shoots through Lecia, Granzon, Ninjamolga and Nini!
  774. 01[01:41] <Botherer> 1d20;1d2
  775. [01:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]; 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  776. [01:41] <Joshua> !power
  777. 01[01:41] <Botherer> You've unleashed the POWER! It's 2d12+16 / 3d8+10 Psychic
  778. [01:41] <LawrenceXavier> (Didn't I Spite that thing?)
  779. [01:41] <Michael_> detect
  780. 03[01:42] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga 20 [2] > Nini 15 > OPUS 10 > Granzon 5 > Groizer 4 > Vanillite (P1)'
  781. [01:42] <Lecia> Granzon likely wouldn't give a shit!
  782. 01[01:42] <Botherer> 3d8+30 Psychic
  783. [01:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Psychic: 41 [3d8=4,3,4]
  784. 01[01:42] <Botherer> Also Special damage.
  785. 03[01:42] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Ninjamolga 20 [1] > Stunky > Nini 15 > OPUS 10 > Granzon 5 > Groizer 4'
  786. 01[01:43] <Botherer> The counter over Ninjamolga's head drops to 1.
  787. 01[01:43] <Botherer> He begins to bubble up with a negative black energy.
  788. 01[01:43] <Botherer> The Stunky...
  789. 01[01:44] <Botherer> Rushes the front line as it bursts into flame.
  790. 01[01:44] <Botherer> 1d20 to Opus
  791. [01:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, to Opus: 14 [1d20=14]
  792. 01[01:45] <Botherer> 2d8+31
  793. [01:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 2d8+31: 44 [2d8=7,6]
  794. 01[01:45] <Botherer> ... Oww.
  795. 01[01:45] <Botherer> Just... Oww.
  796. [01:45] <Joshua> 1d100 this much oww
  797. [01:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, this much oww: 9 [1d100=9]
  798. 01[01:45] <Botherer> ... Oh wow really? ( o)c.( *) I mean, sigh of relief, but...
  799. 06[01:46] * LawrenceXavier has his eyes closed while this goes on, concentrating while treading water...
  800. 01[01:47] <Botherer> The Unown are knocked straight back to Joshua, crispy and singed.
  801. 01[01:47] <Botherer> Nini, your action!
  802. [01:47] <Rainy> Clear for Nini?
  803. [01:47] <Rainy> my timing is amazing
  804. [01:47] <Rainy> The dratini hops up into the air and squirms around until rain starts falling. Truly, rain dancing is magic.
  805. [01:48] <Lecia> Lecia takes minor damage! 38 LESS/HOLD ON I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT! Granzon doesn't care at all! How do you people lose to this stuff! 29/58!
  806. 01[01:49] <Botherer> Yeah, Nini's clear.
  807. 03[01:49] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Stunky > Ninjamolga 20 [1]> Nini 13 > Granzon 5 > Groizer 4'
  808. [01:49] <Rainy> Nini 26
  809. [01:49] <Rainy> Swift swim
  810. 03[01:50] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Nini 26 > Stunky > Ninjamolga 20 [1]> Granzon 5 > Groizer 4'
  811. 01[01:50] <Botherer> Granzon's go!
  812. [01:50] <Rainy> Merci!
  813. 03[01:57] * Michael_ is now known as Michael
  814. [01:58] <Lecia> "Alright, Granzon! ...See if you can give the wall a cut!" CAN IT EVEN MAKE IT? Barely, but likely!
  815. 01[01:58] <Botherer> Granzon scoops michael up. 1,14<You are merely an obstacle in my path.>
  816. 01[01:58] <Botherer> And puts him down behind.
  817. [01:58] <Michael> ಠ_ಠ
  818. [01:58] <Lecia> 1d20 PSYCHO CUT!
  819. [01:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, PSYCHO CUT!: 13 [1d20=13]
  820. [01:59] <Lecia> No crits, but OK!
  821. [01:59] <Lecia> Manhandle count: 2.
  822. [01:59] <Lecia> 3d8+10+5+20 BIG DAMAGE!
  823. [01:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, BIG DAMAGE!: 47 [3d8=3,6,3]
  824. 06[02:00] * LawrenceXavier realizes Groizer can't do much down there, and makes a note to call him back. "I'll call you back. Just toughen up a moment"
  825. 01[02:01] <Botherer> Golurk plates itself to avoid water seeping in. The cockpit inside him is drowning!
  826. 01[02:01] <Botherer> Michael, your go!
  827. 06[02:01] * Michael strains his mind and switches out Ninjamolga for Gentlebear
  828. 01[02:02] <Botherer> Lawrence, your action?
  829. 01[02:02] <Botherer> The gentlemanly bear twirls his stache around with his finger as he sips on a cup of tea!
  830. 06[02:02] * LawrenceXavier switches out Groizer, and sends out Acguy, his chocolate squirtle! Also, swims back to land, and tries to take everything in. Like a camera
  831. [02:03] <Michael> (pimp cane royal scpeter in full view, come at me bro)
  832. [02:03] <Michael> scepter*
  833. 01[02:04] <Botherer> Cosmoknight approaches Nini, and... RAMS into her side with his lance!
  834. 01[02:04] <Botherer> 1d20 AC0-2
  835. [02:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, AC0-2: 13 [1d20=13]
  836. 01[02:04] <Botherer> 1d8+4+21
  837. [02:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d8+4+21: 26 [1d8=1]
  838. [02:04] <LawrenceXavier> (Speed 6, btw)
  839. 01[02:05] <Botherer> Lecia, your go!
  840. [02:05] <Rainy> Rainy uses a protect bubble!
  841. 01[02:05] <Botherer> Nini floats just out of range of the thrust before the bubblepop brings it back down to earth.
  842. [02:05] <Lecia> Lecia attempts to start another combo!
  843. [02:06] <LawrenceXavier> "Please, calm down. We don't want to hurt you! We want to help this world just as much as anyone else! Try to get control..."
  844. [02:06] <Michael> (gentlebear spd 10btw)
  845. [02:06] <Lecia> 1d20+1 ARMS ATTACK!
  846. [02:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, ARMS ATTACK!: 6 [1d20=5]
  847. [02:06] <Lecia> 1d100 BUT IN THE END, IT'S THIS THAT'S IMPORTANT!
  848. [02:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, BUT IN THE END, IT'S THIS THAT'S IMPORTANT!: 16 [1d100=16]
  849. [02:06] <Lecia> FUCK.
  850. 01[02:07] <Botherer> "I... I can't... Stop... I'm... Sorry..."
  851. [02:07] <Lecia> 2d10+8+9+9+27 COPY PASTING!
  852. [02:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, COPY PASTING!: 60 [2d10=5,2]
  853. [02:07] <LawrenceXavier> "You can fight it! Let us help you!"
  854. [02:08] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+4
  855. [02:08] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20+4: 10 [1d20=6]
  856. 01[02:08] <Botherer> Nope. No effect.
  857. [02:08] <Michael> let
  858. [02:08] <Michael> me help you with that?
  859. 01[02:08] <Botherer> Only Features.
  860. [02:08] <Michael> :<
  861. 06[02:10] * Joshua takes a step forward and plunges the morningstars into the ground, upturned earth coursing towards the stunky!
  862. [02:10] <Joshua> 1d20 ancientpower
  863. [02:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, ancientpower: 5 [1d20=5]
  864. 03[02:10] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Nini 26 > Stunky]> Gentlebear > Acugy 6 > Granzon 5 > Groizer 4'
  865. 03[02:10] * Mikaela is now known as castfromhp
  866. [02:10] <LawrenceXavier> (Groizer's recalled)
  867. [02:11] <Joshua> 2d8+10+10 bleh
  868. [02:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, bleh: 30 [2d8=8,2]
  869. 03[02:11] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Nini 26 > Stunky]> Gentlebear > Acugy 6 > Granzon 5'
  870. [02:11] <Joshua> With that done, Donna the corsola and her speed 2 hit the field!
  871. 01[02:11] <Botherer> You can finally stick a limb through. Of course, that's not the best idea right now, but...
  872. 01[02:12] <Botherer> It's totally doable.
  873. [02:12] <Lecia> Stick an arm through the Stunky?
  874. [02:12] <Lecia> I totally wouldn't want to.
  875. [02:12] <Joshua> yeah, this attack actually wasn't targetting the wall. went the other way.
  876. 01[02:12] <Botherer> ... Waaait...
  877. 01[02:13] <Botherer> My bad.
  878. [02:13] <LawrenceXavier> (GAMMA TSUNAMI!)
  879. 01[02:13] <Botherer> The Stunky is thrown backwards into his Trainer, and... OWW THAT HURTS.
  880. 01[02:13] <Botherer> Also, columns are... Painful. and suffering.
  881. 01[02:14] <Botherer> It hits the other guy, too, and you can see his armor visibly shifting, but...
  882. 03[02:14] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  883. 01[02:14] <Botherer> Guess who else is in the way?
  884. [02:15] <Lecia> Does it start with N?
  885. 02[02:15] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  886. [02:15] <Lecia> Is it N?
  887. [02:15] <LawrenceXavier> (And an L)
  888. 03[02:15] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  889. [02:15] <Joshua> ^
  890. 01[02:15] <Botherer> (yup)
  891. [02:15] <Michael> RIP
  892. [02:15] <Lecia> WAY TO GO HERO
  893. [02:15] <Rainy> Is Stunky still up?
  894. [02:15] <LawrenceXavier> (What's the AC on Ancientpower?)
  895. [02:15] <Joshua> 2
  896. 01[02:15] <Botherer> The guy... Puts a hand out and grabs at Granzon. (Ac0 with Gravity)
  897. [02:15] <Lecia> Is Nini still up?
  898. [02:15] <Rainy> No, but
  899. [02:16] <Rainy> Aqua jet
  900. [02:16] <Rainy> I'm getting a last shot in
  901. 01[02:16] <Botherer> Go for it!
  902. [02:16] <Rainy> Is stunky up?
  903. [02:16] <LawrenceXavier> I have +4 AC right now
  904. [02:16] <LawrenceXavier> Meaning it'd need a 6
  905. [02:16] <Lecia> ...Is he that fast?
  906. [02:16] <LawrenceXavier> Good armor
  907. [02:16] <Rainy> (Lawrence, gravity makes it easier to hit)
  908. [02:16] <LawrenceXavier> Although he is Dex 20
  909. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> So....
  910. [02:17] <Rainy> What's your total AC?
  911. [02:17] <Rainy> You need AC 6 to dodge
  912. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> Oh wait, I miscalculated
  913. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> So my Dex is +5, yes?
  914. 01[02:17] <Botherer> Yes.
  915. 01[02:17] <Botherer> 0+5=5. Which hits.
  916. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> I'm at +1 for Rattled activating earlier
  917. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> So I'm at +6
  918. 01[02:17] <Botherer> Then misses.
  919. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> YAY SPEED
  920. [02:18] <Lecia> NICE SAVE
  921. [02:18] <Rainy> [01:15:53] <Rainy> Is Stunky still up?
  922. [02:18] <LawrenceXavier> Rattled is AWESOME
  923. 01[02:18] <Botherer> Stunky is BARELY up.
  924. 06[02:18] * LawrenceXavier deftly leaps over the rocky road, his agility impressive even while wearing that armor and under the gravity effect
  925. 03[02:18] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  926. [02:18] <Addy> 1d20 aqua jet to finish stunky
  927. [02:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Addy, aqua jet to finish stunky: 1 [1d20=1]
  928. [02:19] <LawrenceXavier> (....awesome)
  929. 01[02:19] <Botherer> ... Whelp, uhh...
  930. [02:19] <Addy> oh god damn it
  931. [02:19] <Lecia> GIVE ME AN N!
  932. [02:19] <Michael> let?
  933. 06[02:19] * Botherer innocentwhistles.
  934. [02:19] <Lecia> GIVE ME AN O!
  935. [02:19] <Michael> nah, nto gonna work
  936. [02:19] <Lecia> GIVE ME A P!
  937. [02:19] <Addy> Elsewhere
  938. [02:19] <Lecia> GIVE ME AN E!
  939. 01[02:19] <Botherer> Granzon has the same timer appear over its head as the grabbing motion is made at it.
  940. 01[02:19] <Botherer> The Unowns open fire!
  941. [02:19] <Addy> Cries of "YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE" can be heard.
  942. 02[02:19] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  943. 03[02:19] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  944. 01[02:20] <Botherer> 1d20;1d2 More Power at Donna, Lawrence, Josh, Stunky and Knight. Nini's laid out on the floor.
  945. [02:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]; More Power at Donna, Lawrence, Josh, Stunky and Knight. Nini's laid out on the floor.: 1 [1d2=1]
  946. 01[02:20] <Botherer> Someone !power me!
  947. [02:20] <Lecia> !power
  948. 01[02:20] <Botherer> You've unleashed the POWER! It's 2d12+16 / 3d8+10 Poison
  949. 01[02:20] <Botherer> 3d8+30 Poison type damage
  950. [02:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Poison type damage: 42 [3d8=2,3,7]
  951. [02:21] <LawrenceXavier> (This is after being Spited?)
  952. 01[02:21] <Botherer> It's only going once per turn instead of twice now.
  953. [02:21] <LawrenceXavier> (Right, just making sure)
  954. 01[02:21] <Botherer> Stunky goes *pfft*
  955. 06[02:22] * LawrenceXavier is still up, but barely. Turns out that's HIS ONLY WEAKNESS!
  956. [02:22] <LawrenceXavier> Well...not ONLY, but most dangerous
  957. [02:22] <LawrenceXavier> (Or wait)
  958. 06[02:22] * LawrenceXavier brushes it off. Was just playing. And read his armor backwards
  959. [02:22] <Joshua> Donna also goes *pfft*. she's barely taking 15 damage. Josh is slightly worse off but not by much.
  960. 01[02:22] <Botherer> ... From Poison?
  961. 01[02:23] <Botherer> ... Oh. Wrong *pfft*
  962. 01[02:23] <Botherer> Gentlebear!
  963. 03[02:23] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Gentlebear > Acugy 6 > Granzon 5 [3] > Donna 2'
  964. [02:23] <LawrenceXavier> 63/108
  965. [02:24] <Michael> double kick swag reach wall
  966. [02:24] <Michael> 2#1d10+21
  967. [02:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 2#1d10+21: 31 [1d10=10], 27 [1d10=6]
  968. [02:24] <LawrenceXavier> "Be careful breaking the wall! I think we're somewhere we don't want to damage too much..."
  969. [02:25] <LawrenceXavier> "Break the Unown, but don't go past it!"
  970. [02:25] <Lecia> "...Alright, I guess!"
  971. 06[02:25] * LawrenceXavier 's eyes glow a faint purple as he speaks.
  972. [02:25] <Michael> ...
  973. [02:26] <LawrenceXavier> "We might be...well....inside someone's mind."
  974. [02:26] <Michael> "What"
  975. [02:26] <LawrenceXavier> "...Maybe his."
  976. [02:26] <Michael> "WHAT"
  977. [02:26] <Lecia> "Then we shall slay the Unown that infect it!" Just try surprising her! IT'S A A DREAM!
  978. [02:26] <LawrenceXavier> "I'll explain it later...that is, if I knew more, myself. Just trust me on this."
  979. [02:26] <LawrenceXavier> "We're in the dreamworld, right? That connects to people's minds, wouldn't it?"
  980. 01[02:28] <Botherer> Gentlebear kicks a hole in a pair of Unown's eyes. Acguy!
  981. [02:28] <LawrenceXavier> Is the skunk still up?
  982. 01[02:28] <Botherer> Nope.
  983. 01[02:28] <Botherer> Down.
  984. [02:29] <LawrenceXavier> Okay then
  985. [02:29] <LawrenceXavier> "be careful, Acguy! We don't want to take him down, just make it so he can't hurt us! You know what that means."
  986. [02:30] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20 Mud-Slap
  987. [02:30] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Mud-Slap: 8 [1d20=8]
  988. 01[02:30] <Botherer> Ding!
  989. [02:30] <LawrenceXavier> 1d6+3+14+3 He has to roll +1 AC from now on
  990. [02:30] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, He has to roll +1 AC from now on: 23 [1d6=3]
  991. 01[02:31] <Botherer> The mud splatters across his chest, seeping into the hard mineral cracks, and...
  992. 01[02:31] <Botherer> Taking on an earthen hue.
  993. [02:31] <Michael> ...
  994. 01[02:31] <Botherer> Totally still gets in his eyes even through the mask though.
  995. [02:31] <Rainy> HE'S A KECLEEEEEEEEOOOON MAN
  996. [02:32] <LawrenceXavier> (That's to our advantage, if so. We have ways of dealing with Ground!)
  997. [02:32] <Lecia> (LIKE AQUA JET IBIY...oh.)
  998. [02:32] <Michael> (We have ways of makink you tok)
  999. [02:33] <Rainy> (GUESS WHAT JERK I HAVE ANOTHER POKEMON WITH AQUA JET IBIY FUCKERS)
  1000. 01[02:33] <Botherer> Welll, Granzon and Donna!
  1001. 01[02:33] <Botherer> Your actions!
  1002. [02:34] <LawrenceXavier> (So Nini is still up?)
  1003. [02:34] <Joshua> (no)
  1004. 01[02:34] <Botherer> Nope.
  1005. 01[02:34] <Botherer> Lying on the floor.
  1006. [02:34] <LawrenceXavier> (Okay. She's still on the map, so I wasn't sure)
  1007. [02:34] <Rainy> NOPE, Josh decided friendly fire is funtimes
  1008. [02:35] <Lecia> Right, turn order! "Granzon, Metal Claw! Don't let that number stop you yet!"
  1009. [02:35] <Lecia> 1d20 ROLLING
  1010. [02:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, ROLLING: 3 [1d20=3]
  1011. [02:35] <Joshua> "Donna, keep the pressure up on that wall!" The corsola turns and dives for the water before letting out a pressured spray of water!
  1012. [02:35] <Joshua> 1d20 wter gun
  1013. [02:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, wter gun: 12 [1d20=12]
  1014. [02:36] <Lecia> 2d8+6+20+5 Boom~
  1015. [02:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Boom~: 41 [2d8=6,4]
  1016. [02:36] <Joshua> 1d12+6+26+3 *1.5
  1017. [02:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, *1.5: 45 [1d12=10]
  1018. 03[02:36] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1019. [02:36] <Joshua> so 67 damage
  1020. 01[02:37] <Botherer> Granzon's timer drops to 2.
  1021. [02:37] <Lecia> "26.5 percent! We don't have too much longer!"
  1022. 01[02:37] <Botherer> The blood pours from the number atop his head.
  1023. 01[02:37] <Botherer> You hear the water bubbling.
  1024. [02:38] <Lecia> It definitely isn't Granzon's blood.
  1025. [02:38] <Lecia> It'd freeze the number.
  1026. 03[02:38] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | Gentlebear > Acugy 6 > Granzon 5 [2] > Donna 2'
  1027. 01[02:39] <Botherer> Michael, your action?
  1028. 02[02:39] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  1029. 03[02:39] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  1030. 06[02:39] * Michael grips his left hand in a tight fist bright light pouring from it
  1031. 03[02:40] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | ??? > Gentlebear > Acugy 6 > Granzon 5 [2] > Donna 2'
  1032. [02:40] <Michael> 3d8+54 Salvation Wall
  1033. [02:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, Salvation Wall: 69 [3d8=7,6,2]
  1034. 01[02:40] <Botherer> +68 HP
  1035. [02:40] <Michael> yay~
  1036. [02:40] <LawrenceXavier> Neat!
  1037. 01[02:40] <Botherer> Michael's back glows with a brilliant light as angel wings sprout out.
  1038. 01[02:40] <Botherer> They fan over the wall, blowing a good chunk of it away as he rams his fist into it.
  1039. 01[02:41] <Botherer> Lawrence!
  1040. 06[02:41] * LawrenceXavier takes a deep breath, and nods to...someone. He dashes up to the Knight, and....carefully touches him on the chest.
  1041. 06[02:41] * Michael lands, looking a whole ton better after his curse damage
  1042. 01[02:41] <Botherer> Roll 1d20!
  1043. [02:41] <LawrenceXavier> Any bonuses?
  1044. 01[02:41] <Botherer> He was totally able to fly for five seconds after doing that.
  1045. 01[02:41] <Botherer> Nope, just a flat 1d20.
  1046. [02:42] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20
  1047. [02:42] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  1048. [02:42] <LawrenceXavier> "Come on....let me in..."
  1049. [02:42] <LawrenceXavier> (Can I try a CHA check , too?)
  1050. [02:42] <LawrenceXavier> (See if they can work together?)
  1051. 01[02:42] <Botherer> Lawrence's hands glow with a blue light. The man screams, but doesn't seem to be giving in yet. "I can't... Not yet... I have to do it... For her..."
  1052. [02:44] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+4
  1053. [02:44] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20+4: 5 [1d20=1]
  1054. [02:44] <Lecia> (NOPE.)
  1055. 01[02:44] <Botherer> The lance runs forth!
  1056. [02:44] <LawrenceXavier> (Of course)
  1057. 01[02:44] <Botherer> 1d20 Psychic Melee, AC2
  1058. [02:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Psychic Melee, AC2: 8 [1d20=8]
  1059. 01[02:44] <Botherer> 1d100
  1060. [02:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d100: 73 [1d100=73]
  1061. [02:45] <Rainy> (Lawrence is a MASTER of rolling natural 1s on charisma)
  1062. 01[02:45] <Botherer> 3d10+12+21+4 damage if it hits
  1063. [02:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, damage if it hits: 61 [3d10=10,6,8]
  1064. [02:46] <LawrenceXavier> (Welp, I was only hit with one bug-type move, right?)
  1065. 01[02:46] <Botherer> Sounds right.
  1066. [02:46] <LawrenceXavier> (ugh. It would take an 8 to hit me)
  1067. [02:46] <LawrenceXavier> (Because I"m +6)
  1068. 01[02:47] <Botherer> Well, Lawrence. How does it feel to have a meteor in your arm?
  1069. [02:47] <LawrenceXavier> It's not gr-what?
  1070. [02:47] <Michael> ...
  1071. [02:48] <Lecia> METEOR LANCES: Ow.
  1072. 01[02:48] <Botherer> lecia!
  1073. 06[02:48] * LawrenceXavier takes 46 damage
  1074. [02:49] <LawrenceXavier> 22/108 I could use a heal...
  1075. [02:49] <Rainy> (Got brownies?)
  1076. [02:49] <Michael> (>_>)
  1077. [02:50] <LawrenceXavier> 5 of 'em
  1078. [02:50] <LawrenceXavier> And can make them cheaper than Michael can :p
  1079. [02:50] <Rainy> YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
  1080. [02:50] <Rainy> DOCTOR'S ORDERS, CRAM YOUR FACE WITH SUGARY SWEETS
  1081. [02:50] <Rainy> FOR YOUR HEALTH
  1082. [02:50] <LawrenceXavier> BUT MY PRECIOUS SPEED CS!
  1083. [02:50] <Joshua> (quoth the raven: deal with it)
  1084. [02:51] <Lecia> Lecia continues to make an attempt to combo! If she fails again, it will totally look silly.
  1085. [02:51] <Lecia> 1d20 ARMS ATTACK!
  1086. [02:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, ARMS ATTACK!: 3 [1d20=3]
  1087. 01[02:51] <Botherer> It's a wall.
  1088. [02:51] <LawrenceXavier> (PREPARE TO LOOK SILLY)
  1089. [02:51] <Lecia> 1d100 SWISH!
  1090. 01[02:51] <Botherer> You really CAN'T miss it.
  1091. [02:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SWISH!: 14 [1d100=14]
  1092. [02:51] <Lecia> BINGO!
  1093. 01[02:51] <Botherer> Roll your four Acc Checks!
  1094. [02:52] <Lecia> Swing swing, point.
  1095. [02:53] <Lecia> 1d20 SLASH!
  1096. [02:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SLASH!: 6 [1d20=6]
  1097. [02:53] <Lecia> 1d20 UPWARDS SLASH!
  1098. [02:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, UPWARDS SLASH!: 3 [1d20=3]
  1099. [02:53] <Lecia> 1d20 SIDE SLASH!
  1100. [02:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SIDE SLASH!: 20 [1d20=20]
  1101. [02:54] <Lecia> 1d20 JUMP HIGH AND AWAY SLASH! AND THEN SLASH TOWARDS!
  1102. [02:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, JUMP HIGH AND AWAY SLASH! AND THEN SLASH TOWARDS!: 5 [1d20=5]
  1103. 01[02:54] <Botherer> ( Your final roll is 3d8+10+5d10+20+INT+Physical )
  1104. [02:55] <Lecia> I totally thought we added INT twice for Arms attacks.
  1105. 01[02:55] <Botherer> Nope, just once.
  1106. [02:55] <Joshua> (no, you only add it for arms and not for any other attacks)
  1107. 01[02:55] <Botherer> ^
  1108. [02:55] <Lecia> 3d8+10+5d10+20+9+27 ...I asked and you totally said otherwise, why has no one caught me doing this THE ENTIRE GAME. Aaaa.
  1109. [02:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, ...I asked and you totally said otherwise, why has no one caught me doing this THE ENTIRE GAME. Aaaa.: 102 [3d8=2,2,1; 5d10=3,8,5,6,9]
  1110. 01[02:56] <Botherer> Lecia totally slices the wall up a new one. It's raining Alpha Bits.
  1111. 01[02:56] <Botherer> Joshua! Rainy, prep now!
  1112. [02:56] <Lecia> Oh well, no big! She just pulled off Astra!
  1113. [02:56] <Rainy> I'M MADE OF PREPARED
  1114. [02:57] <Joshua> Well, Lecia did a number on the thing. Time to try and finish what she started!
  1115. 01[02:57] <Botherer> She totally glew a bright green the whole time, stars raining down from the heaven as her strikes landed!
  1116. [02:57] <Joshua> 1d20 arms attack
  1117. [02:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, arms attack: 18 [1d20=18]
  1118. 01[02:57] <Botherer> Apologies for mediocre description.
  1119. [02:58] <Joshua> 6d10+24+18+7 razor gash power attack
  1120. [02:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, razor gash power attack: 84 [6d10=3,7,2,8,8,7]
  1121. 01[02:58] <Botherer> The wall has become EXTREMELY thin.
  1122. 01[02:58] <Botherer> It's just about the point where you could safely make it through without being run over by stream of Unown.
  1123. 01[02:58] <Botherer> In Danmaku fashion.
  1124. [02:59] <Lecia> "A final push, and his mind shall be opened!" She could easily have navigated it if it was danmaku. Silly.
  1125. [02:59] <Joshua> "Rainy! Lecia set it up for you, so tear down this wall!"
  1126. [02:59] <Rainy> 1d20 Out goes Chao-Chao in place of Nini as I use SLUDGE
  1127. [02:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Out goes Chao-Chao in place of Nini as I use SLUDGE: 6 [1d20=6]
  1128. [02:59] <Rainy> 3d8+27
  1129. [02:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 3d8+27: 36 [3d8=6,2,1]
  1130. 01[03:00] <Botherer> The Unown drip drip drip down...
  1131. 01[03:00] <Botherer> And the Unown Wall is...
  1132. 01[03:00] <Botherer> Shooting down that "back" row! Rainy, Josh, Gentlebear!
  1133. 01[03:00] <Botherer> 1d20;1d2
  1134. [03:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]; 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  1135. 01[03:00] <Botherer> Roll !power please
  1136. [03:01] <Joshua> !power
  1137. 01[03:01] <Botherer> You've unleashed the POWER! It's 2d12+16 / 3d8+10 Ghost
  1138. [03:01] <Rainy> Is it special attack or attack?
  1139. 01[03:01] <Botherer> 3d8+30 Physical Ghost
  1140. [03:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Physical Ghost: 46 [3d8=6,4,6]
  1141. [03:01] <Michael> COUNTA
  1142. [03:01] <Michael> CROSS COUNTA
  1143. [03:01] <Michael> with feet
  1144. 01[03:01] <Botherer> .... Your Gentlebear counters for zero damage, then.
  1145. [03:01] <Michael> for great justice
  1146. 01[03:02] <Botherer> Because it took zero damage.
  1147. [03:02] <LawrenceXavier> Don't waste it
  1148. 01[03:02] <Botherer> Immunities. Not what Josh has right now!
  1149. [03:02] <Lecia> Normal types!
  1150. [03:02] <LawrenceXavier> Pretend you didn't say that
  1151. [03:02] <Michael> ah right ghost
  1152. [03:02] <Michael> meeeeeh
  1153. [03:02] <Michael> ok then
  1154. 03[03:02] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1155. [03:02] <LawrenceXavier> You wouldn't even be allowed, right?
  1156. 01[03:02] <Botherer> Not really, no.
  1157. 01[03:02] <Botherer> From the depths of the waters...
  1158. 02[03:02] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  1159. 03[03:02] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  1160. 01[03:03] <Botherer> Emerges a massive creature, a ferocious gator monster...
  1161. 01[03:03] <Botherer> It seems to be dripping with Unown out as it rises from the water, a red glow in its eyes as blood drips down from its mouth.
  1162. [03:04] <LawrenceXavier> Looks like a pleasant fellow
  1163. [03:04] <Rainy> everybody say hi to our new friend timothy
  1164. 01[03:05] <Botherer> Timothy says "Hello", and what a delicious snack you must all make!
  1165. 01[03:05] <Botherer> It throws a rock at Granzon!
  1166. 01[03:05] <Botherer> 1d20
  1167. [03:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  1168. [03:05] <Lecia> Ha, rocks. Granzon.
  1169. 01[03:05] <Botherer> Def Evasion?
  1170. [03:06] <Lecia> 15, so 3!
  1171. 01[03:06] <Botherer> 2d8+36 Rock type damage, then!
  1172. [03:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Rock type damage, then!: 42 [2d8=4,2]
  1173. [03:06] <LawrenceXavier> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De7iIdB02TI
  1174. 01[03:06] <Botherer> 1d20 and a rock for Gentlebear, while we're here!
  1175. [03:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, and a rock for Gentlebear, while we're here!: 1 [1d20=1]
  1176. 01[03:06] <Botherer> ... Or not.
  1177. [03:06] <LawrenceXavier> (This is exactly what happens right now)
  1178. 03[03:07] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | FERALigatr > Gentlebear > Chao Chao's somewhere here > Acugy 6 > Granzon 5 [2] > Donna 2'
  1179. [03:07] <Lecia> Ha! Rock types! Granzon! 15/58!
  1180. 01[03:08] <Botherer> As it strikes Granzon, it lets out a ferocious cry. It spills Unown just a little bit faster...
  1181. [03:08] <Rainy> Speed 6 for Chao-Chao
  1182. [03:08] <Lecia> Gentlebear just doesn't give a shit!
  1183. 03[03:08] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Cosmoknight > Lecia > Joshua > Rainy > Cosmoknight > Wall of Unown | FERALigatr > Gentlebear > Chao Chao 6 > Acugy 6 > Granzon 5 [2] > Donna 2'
  1184. [03:08] <Michael> #swag
  1185. [03:08] <Joshua> "Hey Asami! How much damage do we need to be rid of that gator?"
  1186. [03:09] <Lecia> "I used to be able to get a clear reading at first, but not anymore! Display messed up, no idea how to fix it. Wall is at 8%, the Gator still reads as 100%. Give it a smack and we can see from there!
  1187. [03:09] <Lecia> "
  1188. [03:10] <Joshua> "You got it!"
  1189. [03:12] <Michael> gentlebears hand takes onn a dull metalic sheen
  1190. [03:12] <Michael> 1d20 surge crit check?
  1191. [03:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, surge crit check?: 3 [1d20=3]
  1192. [03:12] <Michael> eh
  1193. [03:12] <Michael> 2d8+21
  1194. [03:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 2d8+21: 27 [2d8=2,4]
  1195. 01[03:13] <Botherer> The wall or the gator?
  1196. [03:13] <Michael> wall of course
  1197. [03:13] <Lecia> "5.4%..."
  1198. 01[03:14] <Botherer> Chao Chao! Acguy's on deck!
  1199. [03:14] <Rainy> (How does moving between water and land work when you have different surface/overland speeds?)
  1200. 01[03:14] <Botherer> ( For Chao Chao, 1 Overland = 2 Surface )
  1201. 01[03:15] <Botherer> ( 1 Rough Overland = 4 Surface )
  1202. [03:16] <Rainy> I can't tell
  1203. [03:16] <Rainy> Which panel the feraligatr's on
  1204. [03:16] <Rainy> Is it in 6 or 7?
  1205. 01[03:16] <Botherer> 7
  1206. [03:17] <Rainy> DARK PULSE
  1207. [03:18] <Rainy> 3d10+12+9 ibiy
  1208. [03:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, ibiy: 42 [3d10=9,4,8]
  1209. [03:18] <Rainy> 7d6 add
  1210. [03:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, add: 26 [7d6=4,3,4,5,4,2,4]
  1211. 01[03:18] <Botherer> 1,11<You shall learn to FEEL MY WRATHSOME FURY!>
  1212. 01[03:19] <Botherer> Chao Chao unleashes a torrent of dark energy. What little remains of the ground level wall splits away, revealing at the edge a series of tunnels to drop down into.
  1213. 01[03:19] <Botherer> If you look down, they look like swirly slides.
  1214. [03:20] <Rainy> Chaos's secret passion!
  1215. [03:20] <Rainy> ...Probably not.
  1216. [03:20] <Lecia> "...a way through? Perfect! If there's something wrong with his head, then we'll fix it!"
  1217. [03:20] <Joshua> "His mom just died, cut the poor guy some slack!"
  1218. [03:21] <Michael> "You...know this guy?"
  1219. [03:22] <Joshua> "Talk later, running now!"
  1220. [03:22] <Rainy> "Chao-Chao's not very good at the slack thing because he gets mad at me lots telling me I'm slacking and we should have more emeralds by now but I tell him Daddy says patience is the key to great art and so he has to relax and let me take my time working on it because conquering the world isn't easy and I have a babywile to take care of and there's lots of other stuff that I need to do like
  1221. [03:22] <Rainy> use Dragon Rage and I'm sure we'll get all 7 eventually so what's the big deal?"
  1222. [03:22] <Lecia> "...ah...what? Er, right!" ESCAPING!
  1223. 01[03:23] <Botherer> Chao Chao's Ego rose 5 points!
  1224. 01[03:25] <Botherer> Acguy's Brownie Action!
  1225. [03:25] <LawrenceXavier> 3d12+40
  1226. [03:25] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 3d12+40: 54 [3d12=3,9,2]
  1227. 01[03:25] <Botherer> Acguy Boomerang Brownies Lawrence in the face! DONNA!
  1228. 01[03:25] <Botherer> He feels a bit sluggish.
  1229. 01[03:25] <Botherer> Refreshed, but sluggish.
  1230. 06[03:25] * LawrenceXavier looks refreshed, as Acguy swims up next to lawrence, offering a ferry service out of there
  1231. [03:26] <LawrenceXavier> 76/108
  1232. [03:26] <Joshua> Donna is in the process of GTFO'ing, but not before spitting some rocks at the feraligatr as a means of covering their escape!
  1233. [03:26] <Joshua> 5#1d20 let's do this
  1234. [03:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, let's do this: 20 [1d20=20], 3 [1d20=3], 1 [1d20=1], 15 [1d20=15], 8 [1d20=8]
  1235. 01[03:26] <Botherer> One hit!
  1236. 01[03:26] <Botherer> As a Crit.
  1237. [03:26] <Lecia> One GOOD hit!
  1238. [03:26] <Joshua> 2d10+8+9 at least the one that did get there critted...
  1239. [03:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, at least the one that did get there critted...: 30 [2d10=8,5]
  1240. 01[03:26] <Botherer> The Feraligatr... Looks MAD.
  1241. [03:27] <Rainy> OH NO NOT MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION
  1242. [03:27] <Rainy> I HATE DESTINY BOND
  1243. 01[03:27] <Botherer> More just mad it got hit than mad that it got hurt though.
  1244. 01[03:27] <Botherer> Top of the Order!
  1245. [03:28] <Michael> who is left to gtfo
  1246. 01[03:28] <Botherer> Michael! Escape? Y/N?
  1247. [03:28] <Michael> nah im superhero, I leave last
  1248. [03:28] <Michael> or not at all
  1249. 01[03:28] <Botherer> No one's escaped yet.
  1250. 01[03:28] <Botherer> Then to arms, my brethren!
  1251. [03:28] <Michael> I wish donna had been recalled
  1252. 06[03:30] * Michael hops backward, spinning in the air
  1253. [03:30] <Michael> "HEY UGLY!"
  1254. [03:31] <Michael> "GO AWAY"
  1255. [03:31] <Michael> (3 meters)
  1256. 01[03:32] <Botherer> The FERALigatr is thrown back and trips over Donna, stumbling back into the water.
  1257. 01[03:32] <Botherer> It still hurts getting stepped on for poor Donna.
  1258. 01[03:32] <Botherer> She might be an amnesiac, but getting stepped on's something you remember. LAWRENCE!
  1259. [03:33] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20 LET ME IN
  1260. [03:33] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, LET ME IN: 10 [1d20=10]
  1261. 01[03:33] <Botherer> ... Nope.
  1262. 01[03:34] <Botherer> Still nothing.
  1263. 06[03:34] * LawrenceXavier continues trying to connect, and realizes he has some brownie left. He looks down at it, and scoops it out, then holds it up to the knight. "Here. This'll make you feel better"
  1264. 03[03:34] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
  1265. [03:35] <LawrenceXavier> "Come on...taste what good the world can offer."
  1266. 01[03:35] <Botherer> 1d20+3
  1267. [03:35] <RichterBelmont> Botherer, 1d20+3: 8 [1d20=5]
  1268. 01[03:36] <Botherer> You distract the knight with the brownie.
  1269. 01[03:36] <Botherer> He loses his next action.
  1270. [03:36] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+4
  1271. [03:36] <RichterBelmont> LawrenceXavier, 1d20+4: 24 [1d20=20]
  1272. [03:36] <LawrenceXavier> (BAM!)
  1273. [03:36] <LawrenceXavier> (FUCKING)
  1274. [03:36] <LawrenceXavier> (CHARISMA)
  1275. 06[03:37] * LawrenceXavier stares deeply into the knight's eyes, his own glowing purple after he gets the figure to drop his guard with the strange, but delicious offer.
  1276. [03:38] <Rainy> 1,1SO GAY
  1277. 01[03:38] <Botherer> The knight's eyes go wide, and color slowly returns to them. He drops to his knees before falling unconscious. You now have a man who fell asleep in your embrace, Lawrence.
  1278. 01[03:38] <Botherer> How does that make you feel?
  1279. 06[03:38] * LawrenceXavier hefts him up and tries to make a break for it!
  1280. [03:39] <LawrenceXavier> It feels like NATURAL 20 DIPLOMACY CHECK, BITCH
  1281. 03[03:39] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1282. 02[03:40] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  1283. 03[03:40] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  1284. 01[03:40] <Botherer> Girls and Josh! Your actions?
  1285. [03:40] <Rainy> Hey Lawrence
  1286. [03:40] <Rainy> #mans averaged
  1287. [03:40] <Rainy> 7.7/10
  1288. [03:40] <Rainy> On how gay the first line was
  1289. 03[03:40] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  1290. [03:40] <Rainy> The second line scored an 8.5
  1291. [03:40] <Rainy> 8.55
  1292. 06[03:41] * Joshua sees what Lawrence pulled and tries to manage a similar feat in calming the ravaging feraligatr
  1293. [03:41] <Joshua> 1d100-25
  1294. [03:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Joshua, 1d100-25: -19 [1d100=6]
  1295. 03[03:41] * Addy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  1296. [03:42] <LawrenceXavier> (Are you serious?)
  1297. 02[03:42] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Addy))
  1298. 03[03:42] * Addy is now known as Rainy
  1299. [03:43] <Rainy> !dm9001 lastlines #5
  1300. [03:43] <Lecia> Lecia...will wait for that to resolve!
  1301. [03:43] <Rainy> ^
  1302. [03:44] <Rainy> Lecia will definitely do that. So will Rainy.
  1303. 01[03:45] <Botherer> The Feraligatr doesn't seem to be stopping immediately.
  1304. [03:45] <Joshua> "Alright then, settle down. No need to get violent or anything."
  1305. 06[03:45] * Joshua will grab a water before it gets too bad, though.
  1306. 01[03:48] <Botherer> No visible effect.
  1307. [03:48] <Rainy> "Do we go down these slides, Robolessy?"
  1308. 06[03:48] * Joshua closes his eyes and starts muttering.
  1309. 06[03:49] * LawrenceXavier rests the unconscious knight on Acguy to ferry him across the water, and moves to meet with the rest
  1310. 01[03:49] <Botherer> Lecia, Rainy, your moves?
  1311. [03:49] <Lecia> "...Granzon can't take much more, and I don't want to deal with that gator, so...I guess we'll see you down there! Let's go~" Granzon is returned, and she's likely to be heading down the slides!
  1312. [03:50] <Rainy> Rainy follows suit, withdrawing Chao-Chao and hopping down after Lessy~
  1313. [03:51] <Michael> (move ya peices)
  1314. 06[03:52] * LawrenceXavier changes his mind and swims to the exit, instead
  1315. 01[03:54] <Botherer> The creature rolls its eyes and dives back into the water.
  1316. [03:55] <Rainy> OH SHIT GET OUT OF THE WATER LAWRENCE IT'S GONNA EAT YOU
  1317. 06[03:55] * Joshua sighs and rubs his eyes. "I guess that worked...well enough at least. Let's go." Donna is recalled and Josh heds down the slide.
  1318. [03:55] <Rainy> DIDN'T YOU SEE PIRANHA 3D
  1319. [03:56] <LawrenceXavier> NOPE
  1320. [03:56] <LawrenceXavier> SURE DIDN'T
  1321. [03:56] <Rainy> THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE POOLS
  1322. 01[03:56] <Botherer> The escape, minus an absurdity of lasers being fired about, is... Relatively successful. And somehow, deep within his mind you manage to come across yet another treasure chest.
  1323. 06[03:57] * Joshua takes the initiative to crack this one.
  1324. 01[04:00] <Botherer> The slides actually do drop you down to a small room with the treasure chest, and a small, person-sized opening shining with a bright light.
  1325. 01[04:00] <Botherer> You see all kinds of silly things along the way.
  1326. 01[04:00] <Botherer> Like brain stems.
  1327. 01[04:00] <Botherer> And arteries.
  1328. 01[04:01] <Botherer> One of them was being manned by a Kadabra.
  1329. 01[04:01] <Botherer> And a Timburr was doing repair work on the rest.
  1330. [04:01] <LawrenceXavier> "This really was the inside of his mind..."
  1331. 02[04:03] * Joshua (Charm@sux-BA479308.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: <@Nerea> I never thought I'd feel sorry for a genocidal time-eating abomination.")
  1332. [04:05] <Lecia> "Seems so...well, at least we made the most of that situation, right?"
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