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Dearest fans,

About a month ago I "quit" the Chronicle because I don't know why. I was tired of the same old repetitive shit, and I badly needed to STIR THE POT! And it got stirred. Within a few hours of posting my "retirement notice," the other executives around the Chronicle decided Beefrave had to go. This had nothing to do with me, and everything to do with me. Why did they do it? I don't know! I do know that an account which Beefrave's buddy Corbo Tendo held onto was then used to delete every last post ever written on the Chronicle, a task that must have taken several hours of dedicated butthurt to carry out. It took about 10 minutes on the phone to get everything back. I didn't give a half a shit. Now, a month later, I get this message from Beefrave, who previously pretended like nothing happened:

"What was all that crazy shit about? With the banning and ie. disconnect sceientolgy style by u guys? Too crazy and stupid? I do apologize."

Beefrave,

I can't speak for them, and I always left a channel open for you. Why are you asking me? Ask them. But there's only one reason I ever block people, and that's because I get to feeling that they're maliciously fucking with me, trying to get in my head. But who knows what they blocked you for.

You constantly bugged me for attention, and I didn't like it. I did think you could pull off a funny radio show, and I usually trust James' judgement so I figured you were alright, but that was a mistake. You were "in" before I even know who you were, and I hated that. I TRIED to like you, but I'm not going to try any more.

Yes, Beefrave. What IS all this crazy shit about? We go and give you a second chance after you probably tried to delete our site, and look what you said about Spook! Just trust me, she always wins. You want to apologize, you want a third chance? Fine. Take it. We'll give you infinite chances but I DON'T THINK YOU'LL LIKE WHAT THAT REALLY MEANS.