Well, I don't know if you've been told
Your waifu's shit and she's getting old.
Fuck your Neps and Senrans too
I think you meant to click on /u/

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Your waifus are all shit, these threads all make me frown
Your waifus are all shit, why don't you settle down?
With a dragon dildo in my hand
(I'ma make an asshole of myself instead)
Your waifus are all shit, they've really got me down

Well I had a talk with Hiroyuki
He showed me some boards that looked good to me
Then clicked on one which he said he knowed
So I saw the Catalog, headed down the road
I reckon I browsed through a hundred threads
A cringed expression plastered on my head
When I realized I still felt the same
What happened to all the vidya gaems?

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Well I took my mouse and I started to climb
To all the OPs where I thought I'd find
A little arrow that I would click
To send a report, or maybe six
On the second day I was made to stop
I tell you Anon, I was really shocked
With all the reports I sent their way
Got IP banned for three whole days!

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Well you reset shit and log on again
To a spot where weebs and waifus grin
You give one a shot when she meets your eyes
You find she's been claimed by 17 other guys
Well I ain't kidding I ain't gonna quit
They gotta know their waifus are shit
So with a dragon dildo and a mouse in my hand
I'll keep on being an ass instead

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