From Crapmancer (#1741534) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 04, 2015, 12:13PM

Taciturn tactics - Least amount of letters in total equipment names
Over the clover - Highest disassembled clovers in inventory to actual used ratio
Cave sweet cave - Highest number of campground accessories
Everything I eat is red :( - Highest amount of jabanero pepper, catsup, or ketchup consumed in one form or another
Alcohol, amongst other, poisoning - Greatest amount of crappy booze consumed

	From Ristridin (#1468004) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 04, 2015, 12:08PM

1. Most worthless trinkets in inventory
2. Fewest valuable trinkets in inventory
3. Most Epic Weapons in inventory
4. Most clovers used
5. Most ketchup and catsup eaten

	From Krymzin (#2467167) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 04, 2015, 12:07PM

Lucky? - How many clovers you've traded worthless items for. (whoever has traded the most wins)
Leave me alone! - Whoever has hit the least amount of individual PvPers. (the opposite of spread the love from last season)
Sewer fisher. - Who's fished and found the most amount items other than worthless items.
Sack rummage. - Who has the most worthless items in their current inventory.
Alone. - Whoever has been hit the least by other PvPers.

	From TwirlyRotini (#2473196) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Wednesday, March 04, 2015, 12:06PM

-Most useless powders in inventory
-Most days in a row of buying something other than a clover
-Least number of chewing gums on a string in inventory or closet
-Biggest collection of clovers in the museum.
-Mystery (least Hermits killed - everybody but the haxors win!)