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- >It had been two days since landing on the moon.
- >Right now you've been doing what you always have been doing.
- >Judging rock by shade, size, and density.
- >Yup, you are that bored.
- >None gave you the length of your sentence, so you kinda assume a life long one.
- >You know, the kind that kills you?
- >Maybe it's boredom, but you got's a plan a' brewin'.
- >You shout!
- >Yeah it's not really a good plan.
- >But princess Luna should hear right?
- >Worth a try.
- >You take position, facing the center of Equestria.
- >Here goes nothing.
- "LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
- >...Yeah, now we wait...
- >...Fuck waiting.
- >You howl like a fucking banshee for half an hour.
- >Damn, it's starting to hurt.
- >...Maybe waiting is a better idea.
- >Just then lighting strikes the ground and takes form.
- >Princess Luna stands a few feet away from you.
- >Waiting is for pussies.
- >"Anon, what are you doing on the moon!"
- "Being banished."
- >"What banished! I had no knowledge about this!"
- "Well it happened, and here I am"
- >"Well... why are you here?"
- "Your sis was horny and banished me for not fucking all of Equestria."
- >Luna takes on a look of pure disgust.
- >"Sis always does something drastic every estrus season. I tell her the royal consorts are enough, but she always finds someones day to ruin."
- "I'm surprised you weren't there."
- >"Sister never keeps me in the loop, she just leaves me in the castle all day long."
- >You should probably get to the point.
- "Well princess, do you think you can help me?"
- >"Well seeing that my sister has no jurisdiction over the moon, I withhold the right to banish you from it."
- "Oh thank you pri-"
- >"On one condition."
- "What might that be?"
- >"You'll owe me a favor."
- "A favor? That's it? Seems easy enough."
- >"Then it's settled, we are going back to Equestria."
- >After that conversation you are both thrown in to a fuck ton of shifting blue lights.
- >You end up landing on grass, with a headache that can split skulls.
- >You release a flush of bile onto the grass.
- >"Are you alright Anonymous?"
- "Yeah *cough* just peachy."
- >Well, with your lunch on the floor time to look around.
- >You lift your gaze up and behold the building in front of you.
- >It's your house, the human sized one you made.
- "Uh... Luna? Why are we at my house?"
- >"Isn't this what you wanted?"
- "Yeah, but now Rapelestia will know where to find me."
- >"Don't worry Anonymous, I'll have a talk with my sister after you pay your debt."
- >Okay now to find out what that debt involves.
- "Okay, what do you want?"
- >"Follow me~."
- >She begins to walk in the front door of your house with a sexy sway, and her tail lifted high.
- >...Is it getting hot in here?
- >After about an hour it's time to start your end of the deal.
- >"Oh Anonymous, I don't think it'll fit."
- "Sure it will, you just have to go like this."
- >"Oh my! It's working!"
- "Great, now I think it's going to go off."
- >"Already?"
- "Don't worry, you're ready for it."
- >*BLAM!*
- >"Oh my goodness! It worked!"
- >The Remington shotgun is now smoking.
- >The beer bottle target it obliterated in an instant.
- "See Luna? All you have to do is cup your shoulders right and it fits!"
- >"Thank you Anon! I always wanted to fire one of these gun thingies you like so much!"
- >She did a good job with the glock, but now what little ammo you had is almost gone.
- "Okay Luna, that's enough shooting for now."
- >"Thank you Anon, you've definitely paid your debt!"
- >You had a fun time today and made good friends with Luna.
- >After about an hour of talking and tee it was time for Luna to go and lower the moon.
- >"Hopefully we can both see each other soon."
- "Hopefully."
- >"Thank you for having me over. Bye!"
- "Bye"
- >You sit on the front porch that day and watch the sun set and the moon rise.
- >Today was a good day.
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