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- Note: The following is a parody/edit of an old fanfic from a different fandom written by a fellow named carcinomas. Credit to him for the original, yada yada.
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- Humanised version:
- Fluttershy's cabinet is BROKEN. OOOOH SNAP. Humanpones
- (big mac is 200 percent nigga and fluttershy is asian so its extra hawt)
- >so one fine kawaii day butterscotch goes 2 work he is like "fluttershy clean da house while i am i love u have a good day"
- >i love u2 butterscotch BYE squee
- >so it starts like this one day fluttershy is chilling in her house (wearing a sexy outfit cuz its a porno) and the doorbell rings
- >ooh so she gets off the couch and walks to the door. it is the handyman, mr. big mac.
- >"i have cum 2 fix your cabinets"
- >"oooh mr big mac ooh"
- >so he then nails her cabinet while she is watching in the doorway twisting her hair around her finger, and she says "mr big mac u r such a reliable carpenter"
- >and he takes her in his dirty working arms remember hes black btw and whispers "i kno..."
- >some kawaii sparkles appear on the screen (thanks 2 sony vegas)
- >and he is like i kno ur boyfriend butterscotch neglects you...he does not please you at all..."
- >and fluttershy is like "oh mr big mac i cannot cheat on my butters i LUV him"
- >and big mac is all "who has to KNO"
- >and then he throws her onto the bathtub and fucks her senseless and when he comes theres an earthquake and butterscotch feels it from the office so he drives home to see if fluttershy is okay and there is just jizz everywhere and the cabinet still isnt fixed
- >the end
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- Fully ponified version:
- >so one fine kawaii day butterscotch goes 2 work he is like "fluttershy clean da house while i am i love u have a good day"
- >i love u2 butterscotch BYE squee
- >so it starts like this one day fluttershy is chilling in her house (wearing a sexy outfit cuz its a porno) and the doorbell rings
- >ooh so she gets off the couch and walks to the door. it is the handypone, mr. big mac.
- >"i have cum 2 fix your cabinets"
- >"oooh mr big mac ooh"
- >so he then nails her cabinet while she is watching in the doorway twisting her mane around her hoof, and she says "mr big mac u r such a reliable carpenter"
- >and he takes her in his dirty working hooves remember hes earthpone btw and whispers "i kno..."
- >some kawaii sparkles appear on the screen (thanks 2 sony vegas)
- >and he is like i kno ur boyfriend butterscotch neglects you...he does not please you at all..."
- >and fluttershy is like "oh mr big mac i cannot cheat on my butters i LUV him"
- >and big mac is all "who has to KNO"
- >and then he throws her onto the bathtub and fucks her senseless and when he comes theres an earthquake and butterscotch feels it from the office so he flies home to see if fluttershy is okay and there is just jizz everywhere and the cabinet still isnt fixed
- >the end
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