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  1. You both like Video games.
  2.  
  3. Stranger: Howdy
  4.  
  5. You: Howdy doodly neighborino!
  6.  
  7. Stranger: Okay, calm down there Flanders
  8.  
  9. You: CALM DOWN SIMPSON
  10.  
  11. You: ALL YOU NEED IS SOME CURBERINO'ING
  12.  
  13. Stranger: :I
  14.  
  15. You: JUST HOLD THE ENTHUSIASMERINO
  16.  
  17. You: AND BITE THE CURBERINO
  18.  
  19. Stranger: Putting "ino" at the end of a word, doesn't make you Flanders
  20.  
  21. You: Oh yeah? Says who? Are you Matt Groening?
  22.  
  23. Stranger: Salty m8?
  24.  
  25. You: No more saltier than the semens in ur mums mouth LOL
  26.  
  27. Stranger: I remember 6th grade comebacks. Ahh, what a time to be alive
  28.  
  29. You: Yeah I'm sure you do since you live it every day you're held back
  30.  
  31. Stranger: Dude, why the hell are you acting like a cunt?
  32.  
  33. You: Dude, where's my car?
  34.  
  35. Stranger: I'm being serious, you're being a huge douchey faggot
  36.  
  37. You: Are you Serious, Sam?
  38.  
  39. Stranger: Terrible game btw
  40.  
  41. You: Oh yeah? Why?
  42.  
  43. Stranger: The gameplay and the story
  44.  
  45. You: -story
  46.  
  47. You: what
  48.  
  49. Stranger: Not to mention the graphics
  50.  
  51. You: So you mean you didn't play the game since there's no fucking story in it?
  52.  
  53. Stranger: I like to know what I'm doing
  54.  
  55. You: yeah you're good at knowing you're being retarded
  56.  
  57. Stranger: You're such a douche
  58.  
  59. You: You're such a retard
  60.  
  61. Stranger: What makes me a retard
  62.  
  63. You: By talking about a game you have no idea about
  64.  
  65. Stranger: I hope you're mom's proud of you harassing people over the internet
  66.  
  67. You: you hope my are mom?
  68.  
  69. You: I hope ur mums proud that she's taking it up the ass by the man calling her son a pimple faced nerd LOL
  70.  
  71. Stranger: Why are you such a cunt?
  72.  
  73. You: Why are you such a retard?
  74.  
  75. You: Oh yeah I remember because ur mum dropped you while you were a baby so we could fuck LOL
  76.  
  77. Stranger: Can you tell me why you're being a faggot over the internet
  78.  
  79. You: Can you tell me why you're pretending to have played games you didn't to a stranger?
  80.  
  81. Stranger: You're such a cunt
  82.  
  83. You: You're such a retard
  84.  
  85. Stranger: You're such a cunt
  86.  
  87. You: You're such a retard
  88.  
  89. Stranger: Alright, by YOUR standards, what's it gonna take to put this bullshit behind us
  90.  
  91. You: Baptize yourself with fire
  92.  
  93. You: Then I'll Seriously think about not thinking of you as a retard
  94.  
  95. Stranger: I think you should drink bleach, because your death would mean absolutely nothing to me. Or your "friends" or family. Just rethink about your life and how you think you're being cute because you harass people over the internet. One day, harassing people will catch up to you, and you'll regret it
  96.  
  97. Stranger: So from me to you- Fuck you
  98.  
  99. Stranger has disconnected.
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