[2011-12-18 19:01:10] <Mr_Wilt> Another *SNAP* echoes out through the night. It's coming from the pool.
[2011-12-18 19:01:25] <Wombat> Katrin is out by the pool. "The hell's going on?"
[2011-12-18 19:01:48] <Sequence> Eva looks guilty.
[2011-12-18 19:01:50] <Scabtrib> "Idiocy."
[2011-12-18 19:01:56] =-= Scabtrib is now known as Scantron
[2011-12-18 19:01:57] <TheRaven> He eyes the pool suspiciously. Anything odd about it?
[2011-12-18 19:01:58] <Soulless> Stoat picks up her pace now.
[2011-12-18 19:02:12] <Erit_Invictus> Damian follows
[2011-12-18 19:02:14] <Soulless> She tenses up.
[2011-12-18 19:02:19] <Mr_Wilt> As the crew troop out to the pool, they immediately notice the small mass of land that has grown out of the pool. Oh, and that thing on top of it.
[2011-12-18 19:02:21] <Sequence> "Look, Spencer, why did you come along? Yes, we know it's stupid. We're here anyway."
[2011-12-18 19:02:40] <Wombat> "Shit. Is that an ISLAND?"
[2011-12-18 19:02:54] <Scantron> "In case there's translating to be done. I suppose I'm here now to help people stay alive."
[2011-12-18 19:03:01] <Mr_Wilt> A large, stone head, with a simple door between the shouting mouth. It looks about fifteen feet tall, and the expression looks pained.
[2011-12-18 19:03:07] <Mr_Wilt> Beside it, is a man!
[2011-12-18 19:03:17] <TheRaven> Taggart swings his rifle up. "OI!"
[2011-12-18 19:03:19] <Sequence> Eva examines dat man.
[2011-12-18 19:03:22] <Wombat> Katrin holds her revolver up. "Don't move."
[2011-12-18 19:03:23] <TheRaven> "Identify yourself!"
[2011-12-18 19:03:27] <Erit_Invictus> "Identify youself"
[2011-12-18 19:03:30] <Scantron> Spencer holds up his revolver.
[2011-12-18 19:03:34] <Soulless> Does the man look different or odd?
[2011-12-18 19:03:38] <Mr_Wilt> The man casually leans on a cane, a decked out in a fancy black suit with white pinstripes.
[2011-12-18 19:03:50] =-= Observer is now known as Strife
[2011-12-18 19:03:58] <Soulless> "..." Stoat looks at the door. It may be what they're trying to summon.
[2011-12-18 19:04:07] <Sequence> Eva walks towards him.
[2011-12-18 19:04:11] <Mr_Wilt> He looks a bit old, with sharp facial features. His snow-white hair is smoothed back with cheap gel, and his eyes are completely white.
[2011-12-18 19:04:20] <Soulless> Stoat follows Eva because she is her bro.
[2011-12-18 19:04:56] <Wombat> Katrin slowly advances toward the man, long knife in her left hand, pistol in her right.
[2011-12-18 19:05:02] <Mr_Wilt> The man looks vaguely familiar to Stoat, Eva, Taggart, and Damian, but they can't quite put their finger on it.
[2011-12-18 19:05:03] <Erit_Invictus> <<Marchese t central, we have a contaiment breach, I repeat, we have a contaiment breach>>
[2011-12-18 19:05:48] <TheRaven> <<Scratch that. Possible emergence event. Stand by.>>
[2011-12-18 19:06:02] <Mr_Wilt> "Hello!" He shifts his position. "My cohorts have told me to tell you my name is /Charon/. I believe this is suitable for this situation."
[2011-12-18 19:06:17] <Soulless> ".../Charon/ ."
[2011-12-18 19:06:22] <Soulless> Stoat's eyes narrow.
[2011-12-18 19:06:22] <Mr_Wilt> His eyes flash with a white light each time he begins to talk, but it quickly dies down.
[2011-12-18 19:06:27] <Wombat> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:06:27] <Sequence> "Charon? Is this the River Styx?"
[2011-12-18 19:06:35] <Wombat> "As in the boatman?"
[2011-12-18 19:07:02] <Scantron> "Wonderful."
[2011-12-18 19:07:18] <Soulless> "...What're you here to do, Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:07:27] <Mr_Wilt> "You summoned me!"
[2011-12-18 19:07:48] <TheRaven> "Franklin. Where is he?"
[2011-12-18 19:07:54] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:07:59] <Erit_Invictus> Damian gives that look at Taggart
[2011-12-18 19:08:05] <Mr_Wilt> He ignores Taggart. He glances over to Eva and smiles a big, toothy smile.
[2011-12-18 19:08:19] <Wombat> "I don't like this guy. Can I shoot him?"
[2011-12-18 19:08:20] <Scantron> Spencer keeps his gun trained on the figure.
[2011-12-18 19:08:23] <Mr_Wilt> His teeth line together in a perfect grin of fangs.
[2011-12-18 19:08:24] <Sequence> Eva feels like a rabbit. "No, Katrin, don't."
[2011-12-18 19:08:29] <Soulless> Stoat protectively goes in front of Eva.
[2011-12-18 19:08:44] <Sequence> Eva gently moves Stoat out of the way. "So what now, Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:08:44] <TheRaven> Taggart's sights are firmly planted on the man's head.
[2011-12-18 19:08:58] <Wombat> Charon is staring down the barrel of Katrin's revolver. It probably looks like a railway tunnel.
[2011-12-18 19:09:12] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+5 aiming maneuver
[2011-12-18 19:09:13] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: aiming maneuver: 9 (6df+5=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
[2011-12-18 19:09:29] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh, Eva! Hello! You look beautiful, as always! I see from that ring there that you're engaged!" He twirls his cane, still managing to lean in mid-air, as though it were still there. "Who is it, that nice Irish boy?" He points at Nolan with a free hand. "Your upgrades look good, kid! Watch out for water, though."
[2011-12-18 19:09:56] <Sequence> Eva glances at her hand. Nope, no ring. "Sorry, what?"
[2011-12-18 19:09:57] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:09:58] <Mr_Wilt> He turns to Stoat. "Oh, and Stoat! Your hair looks great, long like that."
[2011-12-18 19:10:19] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:10:24] <Erit_Invictus> Damian looks. if this is the glowing men leader, he is /so/ dead
[2011-12-18 19:10:28] <Soulless> "I don't know how to deal with compliments."
[2011-12-18 19:10:57] <Scantron> "...either he's messing with us, he's delusional, or he can see the future. Fucking wonderful."
[2011-12-18 19:10:59] <Wombat> Katrin pulls the first stage trigger with an ominous click, setting the hair trigger.
[2011-12-18 19:11:09] <Sequence> "Katrin, cut it out."
[2011-12-18 19:11:18] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+5 attemping to hide
[2011-12-18 19:11:19] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: attemping to hide: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
[2011-12-18 19:11:21] <Sequence> "Charon. What. Now."
[2011-12-18 19:11:23] <Wombat> "What do you see about me?"
[2011-12-18 19:11:36] <Mr_Wilt> "So!" He continues to twirl his cane, defying gravity. "What now, indeed?"
[2011-12-18 19:11:46] <Mr_Wilt> He turns to Katrin. "Sorry, dear, I don't /know/ you."
[2011-12-18 19:12:05] <TheRaven> "What now is you start giving us some answers."
[2011-12-18 19:12:17] <Soulless> "What is that door?"
[2011-12-18 19:12:20] <Soulless> Stoat points.
[2011-12-18 19:12:26] <Mr_Wilt> "It's a door! What else?"
[2011-12-18 19:12:31] <Sequence> "Where does it go?"
[2011-12-18 19:12:36] <Wombat> "You should know me."
[2011-12-18 19:12:44] <Mr_Wilt> "Places!"
[2011-12-18 19:12:55] <Soulless> "Where shall you be taking us, assuming your name is apt?"
[2011-12-18 19:13:18] <Mr_Wilt> "A very, very, very, very /special/ place, Stoat! A world of wonder!"
[2011-12-18 19:13:27] <Wombat> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:13:31] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:13:31] <Wombat> "Your chocolate factory?"
[2011-12-18 19:13:44] <Soulless> "A world of wonder. Well then. Shall we?"
[2011-12-18 19:13:53] <Soulless> Stoat looks to Eva for confirmation. Does she /really/ want to do this?
[2011-12-18 19:13:58] <Sequence> Eva nods to Stoat. She does.
[2011-12-18 19:14:26] <Erit_Invictus> -Just give me the signal- Damian stares at the man with /hate/
[2011-12-18 19:14:32] <Scantron> To Charon, in Greek: "[Out of curiosity... do you speak Greek?]"
[2011-12-18 19:14:43] <Soulless> She looks to Charon then. Lead on, you pinstripe-coated bastard.
[2011-12-18 19:14:49] <Mr_Wilt> "[I do! I speak many languages!]"
[2011-12-18 19:14:58] <Mr_Wilt> "[I dare say, I know /all/ languages!]"
[2011-12-18 19:15:13] <Soulless> "Take us to that very /special/ place, Charon."
[2011-12-18 19:15:23] <TheRaven> "Try anything and you'll end up like your glowing buddies." He forms up behind Stoat.
[2011-12-18 19:15:30] <Scantron> "Well. I suppose he knows languages." Spencer's curiosity gets the better of him. "Do you know /me/?"
[2011-12-18 19:15:39] <Wombat> "And with a lot more ventilation in your head."
[2011-12-18 19:15:44] <Wombat> She lowers her pistol about an inch.
[2011-12-18 19:16:00] <Mr_Wilt> "I know you're a very, very weak man! But that's as far as my knowledge goes!"
[2011-12-18 19:16:13] <Soulless> Stoat waits for Charon to lead them.
[2011-12-18 19:16:16] <Scantron> "...wonderful."
[2011-12-18 19:16:21] <Mr_Wilt> He winks, his colorless eye twitching with light. "And I don't need to /know/ you to know that!"
[2011-12-18 19:16:39] <Soulless> "Charon."
[2011-12-18 19:16:41] <Scantron> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:17:01] <Mr_Wilt> "Yes, my dear Stoat?"
[2011-12-18 19:17:11] <Soulless> "Take us to that /special/ place."
[2011-12-18 19:17:17] <Soulless> "...and I am not your dear."
[2011-12-18 19:17:30] <Sequence> Eva stands beside Stoat.
[2011-12-18 19:17:50] <Sequence> "How do you know us, Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:17:58] <Mr_Wilt> "Sure you are! You're all my dears!" He taps the door with his cane and it flies open, pure white on the other side.
[2011-12-18 19:18:04] <Mr_Wilt> "Just a few of you!"
[2011-12-18 19:18:13] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:18:15] <Wombat> Katrin steps forward. "I'm coming."
[2011-12-18 19:18:17] <Erit_Invictus> Damian breaks cover, "I'll go in"
[2011-12-18 19:18:20] <Sequence> "And how did we become your dears?"
[2011-12-18 19:18:22] <Soulless> Stoat walks into the door.
[2011-12-18 19:18:24] <TheRaven> Taggart moves up slowly.
[2011-12-18 19:18:35] <Erit_Invictus> Damian proceed, and he looks at the man
[2011-12-18 19:18:42] <Mr_Wilt> Charon shrugs. "Bit too complex of a question for my tastes!"
[2011-12-18 19:18:51] <Erit_Invictus> "And, do you know me, Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:18:51] <Wombat> Katrin follows Stoat.
[2011-12-18 19:18:53] <Sequence> Eva peers at Charon. "Have we met before?"
[2011-12-18 19:18:53] <Scantron> "...you know what, fine. Something here's going to kill me at /some/ point." Spencer steps forward.
[2011-12-18 19:19:00] <Soulless> Redact. She stops at the door, waiting for Eva.
[2011-12-18 19:19:12] <Wombat> Katrin also waits.
[2011-12-18 19:19:13] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh, dear me! Do you not recognize me?"
[2011-12-18 19:19:27] <Sequence> "I don't know many people whose eyes glow as they talk."
[2011-12-18 19:19:35] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:19:47] <Erit_Invictus> "Where you the one who talked trought the speakers?"
[2011-12-18 19:20:18] <Mr_Wilt> He waves his hand in the air, and out pop a pair of glasses. He fits them snuggly over his nose and rubs a hand along his jaw, a salty beard forming under his hands.
[2011-12-18 19:20:43] <Mr_Wilt> Those who knew him, immediately identify the man as Franklin, albeit more sharper facial features.
[2011-12-18 19:20:52] <TheRaven> "God damn it."
[2011-12-18 19:20:53] <Soulless> "...Fr..."
[2011-12-18 19:20:57] <Sequence> "Franklin!" Eva goes in for a hug.
[2011-12-18 19:21:10] <Erit_Invictus> "You were supposed to be dead and buried"
[2011-12-18 19:21:11] <TheRaven> Taggart is very suspicious of this.
[2011-12-18 19:21:16] <Erit_Invictus> Damian is not buying this act
[2011-12-18 19:21:25] <Soulless> Stoat just waits for Eva.
[2011-12-18 19:21:33] <Scantron> "...who's th-oh you've got to be shitting me." Spencer facepalms as Eva runs towards the thing that apparently resembles Franklin.
[2011-12-18 19:21:41] <Wombat> "I don't like this..."
[2011-12-18 19:21:41] <Mr_Wilt> He wiggles a finger, tossing the glasses away. His beard retracts back into his face. "Oh, but /I/ am not Franklin!"
[2011-12-18 19:21:50] <Sequence> And the hug is stopped.
[2011-12-18 19:22:01] <Soulless> "I'm assuming Franklin is just one of the things he can be at any moment."
[2011-12-18 19:22:10] <Sequence> "Were you Franklin once?"
[2011-12-18 19:22:33] <Mr_Wilt> Charon quirks an eyebrow. "Not quite, the two of you! It's.. complicated!"
[2011-12-18 19:22:53] <Erit_Invictus> "Then how do you know me, then?"
[2011-12-18 19:22:55] <Sequence> "Were you part of Franklin once? Was he a part of you? Is he a part of you?"
[2011-12-18 19:23:18] <Scantron> Spencer sighs and puts his gun away. Odds are this thing isn't susceptible to bullets anyways.
[2011-12-18 19:23:19] <Wombat> Katrin lets down the hair trigger. But she's still suspicious as fuck.
[2011-12-18 19:23:52] <Soulless> "...Eva, how long do we plan to talk."
[2011-12-18 19:24:05] <Mr_Wilt> He tries to grasp the words, shifting his weight on his cane. "I.. appear to be Franklin, but I am not! I am Charon, as I've told you! However, I know what he knows!"
[2011-12-18 19:24:16] <Mr_Wilt> "But I also know what /I/ know! See?"
[2011-12-18 19:24:24] <Scantron> "You've incorporated him into yourself, then."
[2011-12-18 19:24:28] <Sequence> "Alright. That's a good enough explanation."
[2011-12-18 19:24:32] <Soulless> Stoat goes ignored?
[2011-12-18 19:24:38] <Sequence> "And Stoat-"
[2011-12-18 19:24:44] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:24:57] <Sequence> "I needed to know that because I don't remember Franklin's... death."
[2011-12-18 19:25:03] <Soulless> Stoat just looks at Eva. Her gaze is a mix of sad.
[2011-12-18 19:25:13] <TheRaven> "Eva, I can tell you about that later."
[2011-12-18 19:25:32] <Soulless> "Charon doesn't look like he can give us answers of that sort, can he."
[2011-12-18 19:25:44] <Sequence> Eva looks down. "I shouldn't have forgotten in the first place. And I'd like that, Taggart. But I have to- I just have to."
[2011-12-18 19:25:54] <Scantron> "Let's just get this over with."
[2011-12-18 19:26:11] <Mr_Wilt> "But why not, Stoat?"
[2011-12-18 19:26:21] <Soulless> "...Well can you?"
[2011-12-18 19:26:37] <Soulless> Stoat replies pointed question with equally pointed answer.
[2011-12-18 19:26:37] <Wombat> "Can you give us more details about what's on the other side of that door?"
[2011-12-18 19:26:41] <Mr_Wilt> Charon puts all his weight onto the cane, until he's completely sideways. He tucks his arm under his chin, and then he was floating.
[2011-12-18 19:26:50] <Mr_Wilt> "I'm sure I can! Doesn't sound too difficult!"
[2011-12-18 19:27:04] <Mr_Wilt> "One question at a time now, children! Come on!"
[2011-12-18 19:27:20] <Sequence> "Where is this?"
[2011-12-18 19:27:24] <Soulless> Stoat waits for him to start explaining his shit.
[2011-12-18 19:27:38] <Mr_Wilt> "You mean, the door?"
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[2011-12-18 19:28:02] <Sequence> "Yes."
[2011-12-18 19:28:23] <Mr_Wilt> "Well.." He makes a sound, deep in thought.
[2011-12-18 19:28:39] <Mr_Wilt> "It's sort of like my name! Difficult for you humans! What would you prefer I call it?"
[2011-12-18 19:28:56] <Soulless> Stoat reaches over and touches Charon, just to see if he feels real.
[2011-12-18 19:29:06] <Erit_Invictus> "What's your role in all this?"
[2011-12-18 19:29:29] <Mr_Wilt> He's certainly real.
[2011-12-18 19:29:38] <Mr_Wilt> "I'm the Gatekeeper! But I can do other things!"
[2011-12-18 19:29:42] <Mr_Wilt> "It's complicated!"
[2011-12-18 19:29:50] <Wombat> "Yes, and I'm the keymaster. Get on with it."
[2011-12-18 19:30:47] <Mr_Wilt> He flips around in the air, and then he was floating upside down. "I'm merely answering your questions, dear! Don't be so rude!"
[2011-12-18 19:30:52] <Soulless> "...Well Eva, what do you want to do now?"
[2011-12-18 19:31:06] <Soulless> Stoat motions to the door, the motions to Charon, who she still has her hand on.
[2011-12-18 19:31:11] <Sequence> "If we don't have any more questions for him, let's go. Only way out is forward."
[2011-12-18 19:31:21] <Soulless> She walks into the door now.
[2011-12-18 19:31:25] <Erit_Invictus> Damian steps trhougth the door
[2011-12-18 19:31:40] <Scantron> Spencer sighs and steps through the door.
[2011-12-18 19:31:46] <Erit_Invictus> If they don't come inmortal out of this, they'll come out dead
[2011-12-18 19:31:50] <Sequence> Eva pauses in front of Charon.
[2011-12-18 19:31:57] <TheRaven> Taggart walks through, clearing the area on the other side.
[2011-12-18 19:32:00] <Wombat> Katrin follows.
[2011-12-18 19:32:03] <Sequence> "Charon..."
[2011-12-18 19:32:15] <Mr_Wilt> "Hm?"
[2011-12-18 19:33:26] <Sequence> "If you know what Franklin knows, then it's kind of the next best thing to talking to him. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for not remembering Franklin, even if I didn't have a choice. He deserved better."
[2011-12-18 19:33:36] <Mr_Wilt> Those who've stepped into the door, transition on into #redpool.
[2011-12-18 19:33:59] <Mr_Wilt> Charon taps his chin. "Hm! I don't think he'd mind much!"
[2011-12-18 19:34:00] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter sighs, feeling like he's missing out on something
[2011-12-18 19:34:09] <Sequence> "Still. Thanks." Eva steps into the door.
[2011-12-18 19:36:38] <ShadesO`Gray> Completely and utterly bored/exhausted from a long day of doing nothing, and a long night of trying to do something, he collapses in the rec room...
[2011-12-18 19:36:56] <Mr_Wilt> Charon grins, knocking on the doorway with his cane, and it slams shut.

[2011-12-18 19:33:50] <Erit_Invictus> Damian steps throught
[2011-12-18 19:33:52] <Soulless> Stoat walks out, cautious and ready for anything.
[2011-12-18 19:33:53] <Erit_Invictus> What doe she see?
[2011-12-18 19:33:58] <Soulless> What's around?
[2011-12-18 19:33:59] <Wombat> Katrin comes out the other side...
[2011-12-18 19:33:59] <Scantron> Spencer steps through the door and looks around, if he can.
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[2011-12-18 19:34:18] <Sequence> Eva poof in from the door and looks around.
[2011-12-18 19:34:20] <Soulless> Stoat gets in a defensive stance.
[2011-12-18 19:34:36] <Mr_Wilt> They find themselves in a technicolor forest.
[2011-12-18 19:34:45] <TheRaven> Taggart is scanning the area, rifle at the ready.
[2011-12-18 19:34:56] <Wombat> Katrin has her knife and pistol at the ready.
[2011-12-18 19:34:58] <Scantron> Spencer takes out his gun. "Hm."
[2011-12-18 19:35:02] <Mr_Wilt> Trees with leaves of red, blue, green.
[2011-12-18 19:35:05] <Mr_Wilt> A sky of yellow.
[2011-12-18 19:35:06] <Erit_Invictus> "Did I just trip with LSD?"
[2011-12-18 19:35:10] <Sequence> Eva rubs her eyes. "This is /beautiful/."
[2011-12-18 19:35:23] <Scantron> "It's... interesting." Spencer is grumpy.
[2011-12-18 19:35:28] <Wombat> "Lucy and the sky with Diamonds..."
[2011-12-18 19:35:41] <Sequence> Eva brushes her fingers over a tree's bark. What color and texture is it?
[2011-12-18 19:35:57] <Soulless> Stoat looks around. Is there a path to follow or something similarly?
[2011-12-18 19:36:04] <Mr_Wilt> It appears to be a dark red, rough to the touch.
[2011-12-18 19:36:14] <Mr_Wilt> Stoat, Perception.
[2011-12-18 19:36:31] <Wombat> Katrin cuts a leaf off a nearby tree.
[2011-12-18 19:36:33] <Scantron> Spencer derps along with the group wherever they go.
[2011-12-18 19:36:34] <Soulless> 6df+8 !!!
[2011-12-18 19:36:34] <Glacon> Soulless: !!!: 5 (6df+8=4-, 0, 0, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2011-12-18 19:36:46] <Sequence> Eva picks at the bark, trying to pull off some.
[2011-12-18 19:37:33] <Mr_Wilt> Stoat notices a yellow path leading further into the forest.
[2011-12-18 19:37:40] <Soulless> "...Yellow path, guys."
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[2011-12-18 19:37:47] <Mr_Wilt> The leaf comes off easily, as does the dark.
[2011-12-18 19:37:54] <Soulless> "Are we going?"
[2011-12-18 19:37:54] <Sequence> "Yellow brick road?" Eva stows the bark in her bag.
[2011-12-18 19:38:04] <Soulless> Stoat looks around impassively and starts walking.
[2011-12-18 19:38:07] <Mr_Wilt> Ironically enough, it is brick!
[2011-12-18 19:38:13] <Sequence> "Guess we're off to see the wizard." Eva starts walking next to Stoat.
[2011-12-18 19:38:14] <Wombat> Katrin stows the leaf.
[2011-12-18 19:38:19] <Wombat> Katrin starts skipping.
[2011-12-18 19:38:20] <TheRaven> Taggart takes point and starts walking.
[2011-12-18 19:38:39] <Erit_Invictus> Damian does try and cut a some leaves, they'll look nice in the caf's walls
[2011-12-18 19:38:40] <Wombat> "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz! The Wiz the wiz the wiz the wiz, if ever a wiz there was!"
[2011-12-18 19:38:45] <Mr_Wilt> MDef, everyone.
[2011-12-18 19:38:53] <TheRaven> 6df+6 power of the mind
[2011-12-18 19:38:53] <Glacon> TheRaven: power of the mind: 8 (6df+6=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2011-12-18 19:38:55] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+6
[2011-12-18 19:38:56] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: 7 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
[2011-12-18 19:38:59] <Sequence> 6df+5 oh nooo
[2011-12-18 19:39:00] <Glacon> Sequence: oh nooo: 3 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2011-12-18 19:39:15] <Soulless> 6df+7 oh dear
[2011-12-18 19:39:16] <Glacon> Soulless: oh dear: 9 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 0, 0, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 19:39:52] <Wombat> 6df+8
[2011-12-18 19:39:53] <Glacon> Wombat: 7 (6df+8=0, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 0)
[2011-12-18 19:40:17] <Mr_Wilt> Eva can hear what sounds like a microphone kicking to life, along with the sound of muffled blowing.
[2011-12-18 19:40:29] <Mr_Wilt> ~Hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing!~
[2011-12-18 19:40:37] <Sequence> "Hello?"
[2011-12-18 19:40:42] <Sequence> Eva speaks to the air.
[2011-12-18 19:40:48] <Soulless> Stoat looks to Eva.
[2011-12-18 19:40:50] <Soulless> "...?"
[2011-12-18 19:40:55] <Wombat> "Who're you talking to?"
[2011-12-18 19:40:57] <Sequence> "Do you hear that? Like a microphone."
[2011-12-18 19:41:03] <Soulless> "No."
[2011-12-18 19:41:04] <Mr_Wilt> ~Hello, Eva! Oh, dear! Can nobody else hear me?~
[2011-12-18 19:41:05] <Mr_Wilt> It's Charon.
[2011-12-18 19:41:12] <Soulless> "Who is it?"
[2011-12-18 19:41:12] <Sequence> "I don't kn- Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:41:17] <Soulless> "...Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:41:21] <Mr_Wilt> ~The one and only, beautiful!~
[2011-12-18 19:41:27] <Soulless> Stoat looks around. Fucking where is Charon.
[2011-12-18 19:41:40] <Mr_Wilt> ~Well, I suppose I'm not the /only/ Charon, but oh well! You get what I'm saying!~
[2011-12-18 19:41:41] <Sequence> "Don't call me that. What are you doing?"
[2011-12-18 19:41:52] <Soulless> "...Charon, if you can hear me, speak."
[2011-12-18 19:41:52] <Erit_Invictus> "Ask him to tell us aobut this place"
[2011-12-18 19:42:01] <Mr_Wilt> ~I'm levitating on an island surrounded by a pool of blood! How about yourself?~
[2011-12-18 19:42:15] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh, hello Stoat dearest!~ Unfortunately, Stoat cannot hear it.
[2011-12-18 19:42:16] <Sequence> "I /mean/, what are you doing talking to me?"
[2011-12-18 19:42:21] <Sequence> "And Stoat, he can hear you."
[2011-12-18 19:42:25] <Soulless> "...Eva, is this in your head?"
[2011-12-18 19:42:34] <Sequence> Eva throws her hands up. "I have no fucking clue!"
[2011-12-18 19:42:47] <Mr_Wilt> ~I'm trying to guide you!~
[2011-12-18 19:42:57] <Soulless> Stoat narrows her eyes and removes her bandana. "Try speaking to me now, Charon."
[2011-12-18 19:43:01] <Mr_Wilt> ~I could just leave you to the beasts, if you'd prefer!~
[2011-12-18 19:43:06] <Mr_Wilt> Stoat, MDef.
[2011-12-18 19:43:10] <Sequence> "No, please don't do that, Charon."
[2011-12-18 19:43:10] <Soulless> 6df+4
[2011-12-18 19:43:10] <Glacon> Soulless: 5 (6df+4=0, 4-, 0, 3+, 0, 3+)
[2011-12-18 19:43:26] <Mr_Wilt> Stoat can hear him!
[2011-12-18 19:43:28] <Erit_Invictus> "Eva, ask him about this place"
[2011-12-18 19:43:33] <Soulless> "...Hi."
[2011-12-18 19:43:33] <Mr_Wilt> ~If that's what you waaaaaant!~
[2011-12-18 19:43:40] <Wombat> "The hell is going on here."
[2011-12-18 19:43:43] <Soulless> "Alright, tell us about this place."
[2011-12-18 19:43:47] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh, hello Stoat! Have I told you how beautiful your hair looks long
[2011-12-18 19:43:48] <Mr_Wilt> ?~
[2011-12-18 19:43:52] <Sequence> "Katrin, I have no /fucking/ clue."
[2011-12-18 19:44:11] <Soulless> Stoat looks at her bandana. "Yes... you've told me. That's not important right now. I don't know how to deal with your compliments. What is this place. Tell us about it."
[2011-12-18 19:44:12] <Wombat> "And why can't we hear him?"
[2011-12-18 19:44:33] <Sequence> "Katrin. I just said. I have. No fucking. Clue."
[2011-12-18 19:44:42] <Mr_Wilt> ~I don't know how to tell you what it's called! It's complicated! But I can most certainly tell you about it!~
[2011-12-18 19:44:43] <Soulless> Stoat waves her bandana. "Everyone. It's a mental link. Your minds are stronger, and so can resist said link."
[2011-12-18 19:44:53] <Soulless> "Tell me about it, Charon."
[2011-12-18 19:44:58] <Sequence> Eva wonders if she should feel offended.
[2011-12-18 19:45:09] <Mr_Wilt> ~It's big! And colourful!~
[2011-12-18 19:45:29] <Soulless> Then, to everyone else. "I'll tell you if he says anything important."
[2011-12-18 19:45:29] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh, oh! And dangerous! Incredibly dangerous!~
[2011-12-18 19:45:36] <Soulless> "Charon, what's dangerous about it."
[2011-12-18 19:45:48] <Erit_Invictus> Meanwhile, Damian scouts around, what the hell is this place?
[2011-12-18 19:46:24] <Mr_Wilt> ~Last week, a boy named George walked in! Bugs snatched him and ate him in a minute!~
[2011-12-18 19:46:29] <Wombat> "Ah."
[2011-12-18 19:46:40] <Mr_Wilt> ~Did you know a bug can digest /bones/? I had no clue! It was quite the sight!~
[2011-12-18 19:46:42] <Soulless> "...Okay. Can you lead us away from the dangers?"
[2011-12-18 19:46:56] <Sequence> Eva looks faintly nauseous.
[2011-12-18 19:47:00] <Mr_Wilt> ~It was red and brown all over! Oh boy, when he shit himself! Amazing!~
[2011-12-18 19:47:21] <Wombat> Katrin sighs, looking around. "I've really got a bad feeling about this."
[2011-12-18 19:47:23] <Soulless> " Can you lead us away from the dangers?"
[2011-12-18 19:47:44] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay, okay! Do you see a yellow brick road?~
[2011-12-18 19:47:50] <Soulless> "Yes."
[2011-12-18 19:48:01] <Mr_Wilt> Damian, Perception.
[2011-12-18 19:48:04] <Mr_Wilt> ~Don't follow it!~
[2011-12-18 19:48:09] <Soulless> "Oh."
[2011-12-18 19:48:14] <Soulless> "Everyone off the road."
[2011-12-18 19:48:17] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+5 BLIND AND DEAF
[2011-12-18 19:48:17] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: BLIND AND DEAF: 8 (6df+5=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2011-12-18 19:48:30] <Sequence> "Of course, don't follow the yellow brick road." Eva mutters as she goes for the trees.
[2011-12-18 19:48:40] <TheRaven> Taggart steps off, heading for cover.
[2011-12-18 19:48:44] <Soulless> "Where should we go, Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:48:51] <Wombat> Katrin gets off the road.
[2011-12-18 19:49:12] <Mr_Wilt> Damian, you can see before you a great expanse of foliage. Occasionally, you hear the sound of snickering, almost as if it belonged to children.
[2011-12-18 19:49:18] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay, look upward!~
[2011-12-18 19:49:23] <Soulless> Stoat looks up.
[2011-12-18 19:49:30] <Wombat> "Baaaaad feeling about this."
[2011-12-18 19:49:30] <Soulless> What's up?
[2011-12-18 19:49:36] <TheRaven> Taggart does as well, sweeping his rifle up/
[2011-12-18 19:49:43] <Sequence> Eva looks up.
[2011-12-18 19:50:13] <Wombat> Katrin looks up, pointing her revolver.
[2011-12-18 19:50:19] <Mr_Wilt> Three suns, orbiting eachother.
[2011-12-18 19:50:32] <Mr_Wilt> ~Do you see the moon, yet?~
[2011-12-18 19:50:33] <Soulless> "I see three suns, Charon."
[2011-12-18 19:50:35] <Sequence> "Oh wow. That's beautiful."
[2011-12-18 19:50:41] <Soulless> Does she see a moon?
[2011-12-18 19:50:46] <TheRaven> Taggart begins humming Day Of The Jackalope.
[2011-12-18 19:50:55] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh, good! Okay! No moon! Good, good, good! Do you see any big trees nearby?~
[2011-12-18 19:51:04] <Erit_Invictus> Damian follows the snickering, what the hell
[2011-12-18 19:51:15] <Wombat> Katrin looks around.
[2011-12-18 19:51:18] <Sequence> Are the trees big?
[2011-12-18 19:51:21] <Soulless> "There's a lot of trees."
[2011-12-18 19:52:01] <Mr_Wilt> There is a particularly big tree to there left. Strange, that wasn't always there.
[2011-12-18 19:52:07] <Sequence> "Yes. There are big trees."
[2011-12-18 19:52:13] <Mr_Wilt> Another voice joins in on the snickering. It's a bit deeper.
[2011-12-18 19:52:19] <Soulless> "There's a big tree. Charon?"
[2011-12-18 19:52:24] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay! Okay! Start climbing it!~
[2011-12-18 19:52:31] <Sequence> Eva starts climbing that motherfucker like a monkey.
[2011-12-18 19:52:44] <TheRaven> "Good vantage point if nothing else." Taggart heads over and starts climbing.
[2011-12-18 19:52:45] <Soulless> "Climb th tree, everyone."
[2011-12-18 19:52:51] <Soulless> Stoat climbs the fucking tree.
[2011-12-18 19:53:07] <Erit_Invictus> Damian decides against getting too far <<Guys, im listening to snickering following the road, something weird over ehre>>
[2011-12-18 19:53:16] <Mr_Wilt> Stoat finds she can't, in fact, grab a hold of the tree.
[2011-12-18 19:53:19] <Mr_Wilt> Neither can Eva.
[2011-12-18 19:53:26] <Sequence> <<Get the fuck off the road, Damien!>>
[2011-12-18 19:53:38] <Sequence> <<Why the fuck did you leave without telling anyone anyway!>>
[2011-12-18 19:53:41] <Wombat> Katrin attempts to climb the tree.
[2011-12-18 19:53:49] <Soulless> "...Can't climb the tree, Charon. What now."
[2011-12-18 19:53:53] <TheRaven> What about Taggart?
[2011-12-18 19:54:12] <Mr_Wilt> Nobody can grab hold of the tree. It's like it's butter.
[2011-12-18 19:54:18] <Soulless> "Charon..."
[2011-12-18 19:54:20] <Mr_Wilt> ~Are you climbing it /right/?~
[2011-12-18 19:54:22] <Sequence> Eva tries to stab it with her knife.
[2011-12-18 19:54:36] <Soulless> "How do we climb the tree, Charon. What is /right/ ."
[2011-12-18 19:54:47] <Erit_Invictus> He regoups, "Call down Eva, I was scouting"
[2011-12-18 19:55:04] <Erit_Invictus> "Anyways, what are you doing?"
[2011-12-18 19:55:04] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh, man! It's like teaching children how to walk! Okay, put one foot on the tree, right?"
[2011-12-18 19:55:08] <Wombat> "Hmmm..."
[2011-12-18 19:55:18] <Wombat> Katrin attempts to walk up the tree like in a cartoon.
[2011-12-18 19:55:21] <Sequence> "Oh. Like in a dream!" Eva starts walking up the tree.
[2011-12-18 19:55:28] <Erit_Invictus> Damian wats
[2011-12-18 19:55:28] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:55:29] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin gets it!
[2011-12-18 19:55:33] <Mr_Wilt> As does Eva.
[2011-12-18 19:55:34] <Erit_Invictus> He wats /so/ hard
[2011-12-18 19:55:35] <Soulless> Stoat walks up the tree.
[2011-12-18 19:55:39] <Soulless> "Walk up the tree, guys."
[2011-12-18 19:55:45] <Wombat> "Damn."
[2011-12-18 19:55:46] <Sequence> "I had this dream as a kid! I fucking loved it."
[2011-12-18 19:55:49] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:55:55] <Wombat> Katrin looks around at the world at ninety degrees.
[2011-12-18 19:55:57] <Sequence> "Walking everywhere, on everything."
[2011-12-18 19:56:01] <Scantron> Spencer puts a foot on the tree and walks up the tree. "..."
[2011-12-18 19:56:03] <TheRaven> Taggart tries, looking incredulous.
[2011-12-18 19:56:15] <Soulless> "Ok. We're up the tree. What now."
[2011-12-18 19:56:21] <Mr_Wilt> ~Keep walking!~
[2011-12-18 19:56:22] <Erit_Invictus> Damian follows
[2011-12-18 19:56:28] <Soulless> Stoat... keeps walking.
[2011-12-18 19:56:29] <Wombat> "Huh. I really AM catwoman. Or maybe spiderwoman.
[2011-12-18 19:56:33] <Mr_Wilt> The tree continues to grow, toward the suns, as if it were an ever-expanding bridge.
[2011-12-18 19:56:36] <Sequence> "What do we do when we're stopped walking?"
[2011-12-18 19:56:38] <Wombat> Katrin heads up to the top of the tree.
[2011-12-18 19:56:40] <Erit_Invictus> "this makes sense, it should, we killed the grinch, this makes even more sense that that"
[2011-12-18 19:56:41] <Mr_Wilt> In fact, it is now turning /into/ a bridge.
[2011-12-18 19:56:48] <Erit_Invictus> "What"
[2011-12-18 19:56:53] <Mr_Wilt> ~You'll know, dear! You'll know!~
[2011-12-18 19:57:06] <Erit_Invictus> "This is so...am I dreaming?"
[2011-12-18 19:57:09] <Scantron> "...I may need to speak to Mr. Quinn when we get back and ask him what he's slipping drugs into."
[2011-12-18 19:57:36] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:57:38] <Erit_Invictus> "I second, SPencer, im pretty sure the Grinch incident was related"
[2011-12-18 19:57:39] <TheRaven> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:57:42] <Soulless> Stoat keeps walking.
[2011-12-18 19:57:50] <Soulless> Her face is determined.
[2011-12-18 19:57:58] <Mr_Wilt> The bridge begins to curve, and suddenly the forest is right above them, in the sky. The suns are now below them.
[2011-12-18 19:58:03] <Wombat> "Seriously. This doesn't feel right."
[2011-12-18 19:58:06] <Mr_Wilt> ~Has the bridge turned fuck-side-up yet?~
[2011-12-18 19:58:16] <Erit_Invictus> "Guys this is so fucking awesome"
[2011-12-18 19:58:16] <Sequence> "Oh, wow. This is amazing. And yes, Charon."
[2011-12-18 19:58:24] <Sequence> "I fucking love fuck-side-up."
[2011-12-18 19:58:25] <TheRaven> "Fucking hell."
[2011-12-18 19:58:34] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 19:58:45] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay, don't fall!~
[2011-12-18 19:58:51] <Erit_Invictus> There's a wall in Damian's mind that tries to make sense of everything
[2011-12-18 19:58:54] <Mr_Wilt> ~Because holy shit, will you /die/!~
[2011-12-18 19:58:57] <Soulless> "How do we try to not fall?"
[2011-12-18 19:59:01] <Sequence> Eva can't help but laugh.
[2011-12-18 19:59:02] <Erit_Invictus> Right now, it exploded, and there's nothing left
[2011-12-18 19:59:04] <Mr_Wilt> Anybody who can't hear Charon can now preform a second MDef roll.
[2011-12-18 19:59:18] <Mr_Wilt> ~By not falling over the bridge! It's not complicated!~
[2011-12-18 19:59:19] <TheRaven> 6df+6
[2011-12-18 19:59:19] <Glacon> TheRaven: 7 (6df+6=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 19:59:21] <Scantron> 6df+5 I came here to fuck causality.
[2011-12-18 19:59:21] <Glacon> Scantron: I came here to fuck causality.: 10 (6df+5=0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[2011-12-18 19:59:31] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+6 damian is too sexy to listen t voices
[2011-12-18 19:59:31] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: damian is too sexy to listen t voices: 7 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:00:00] <Mr_Wilt> Those who rolled a seven can hear faint static and a muffled voice behind it, but that's it.
[2011-12-18 20:00:27] <Wombat> 6df+8
[2011-12-18 20:00:27] <Glacon> Wombat: 6 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[2011-12-18 20:01:01] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin, however, can now hear his iconic voice.
[2011-12-18 20:01:10] <Wombat> "Oh, hello."
[2011-12-18 20:01:12] <Mr_Wilt> A large, pearly gate opens up on the other side of the bridge.
[2011-12-18 20:01:20] <Mr_Wilt> ~Hello! Do you lovely ladies see a gate, yet?~
[2011-12-18 20:01:30] <Sequence> "Yep!"
[2011-12-18 20:01:44] <Mr_Wilt> ~Don't go in it!~
[2011-12-18 20:01:51] <Soulless> "Where shall we go?"
[2011-12-18 20:01:59] <Soulless> "Don't go in the gate, guys."
[2011-12-18 20:02:00] <Sequence> "Alrighty! Left is right and right is wrong, I'm guessing."
[2011-12-18 20:02:12] <Erit_Invictus> Damian looks around
[2011-12-18 20:02:23] <Erit_Invictus> What does he see?
[2011-12-18 20:02:40] <Scantron> "Well. I can only hope this continues to be interesting."
[2011-12-18 20:02:51] <Sequence> "And fish fingers go with custard pie. Just like a dream."
[2011-12-18 20:02:59] <Wombat> "How do we tell what's real..."
[2011-12-18 20:03:06] <Wombat> Katrin experimentally fires a shot at the gates.
[2011-12-18 20:03:10] <Wombat> 6df+6
[2011-12-18 20:03:10] <Glacon> Wombat: 6 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
[2011-12-18 20:03:16] <Erit_Invictus> "Dude, all I need is to be able to swim like that otehr time and this would be the mose astinishing thing that ever happened to me"
[2011-12-18 20:03:23] <Mr_Wilt> A small little flag pops out of Katrin's gun, with "BANG!" written on it.
[2011-12-18 20:03:32] <TheRaven> "Has anyone considered the possibility that this Charon person might be fucking with us?"
[2011-12-18 20:03:38] <Mr_Wilt> "Okay, jump off the bridge, and toward the suns!"
[2011-12-18 20:03:48] <Mr_Wilt> Err, ~ ~
[2011-12-18 20:03:50] <Soulless> "Okay."
[2011-12-18 20:03:53] <Wombat> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:03:54] <Sequence> Eva takes a running leap. "Let's go!"
[2011-12-18 20:04:00] <Wombat> "You just said NOT to do that..."
[2011-12-18 20:04:00] <Soulless> "Guys... jump off the bridge.. and towards the suns."
[2011-12-18 20:04:01] <Mr_Wilt> ~I know I told you not to, because you'll die, but do it anyways!~
[2011-12-18 20:04:05] <Wombat> Katrin stays right there.
[2011-12-18 20:04:11] <Sequence> She doesn't  even seem to give a fuck.
[2011-12-18 20:04:17] <Soulless> Stoat follows Eva.
[2011-12-18 20:04:19] <Soulless> She does not even.
[2011-12-18 20:04:33] =-= ShockwaveLover is now known as SWL|Away
[2011-12-18 20:04:44] <Scantron> "I get the feeling that nothing will happen until I do..." Spencer jumps.
[2011-12-18 20:05:00] <Wombat> Katrin looks over the edge.
[2011-12-18 20:05:08] <Mr_Wilt> Stoat and Eva suddenly turn around as they jump off, and land back into the forest. They can see the crew above them, upside down.
[2011-12-18 20:05:13] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay, don't jump anymore!~
[2011-12-18 20:05:19] <Mr_Wilt> ~You'll die an awful death!~
[2011-12-18 20:05:34] <Sequence> "Will keep that in mind!"
[2011-12-18 20:05:41] <Soulless> "Okay. No more jumping."
[2011-12-18 20:05:41] <Sequence> Eva waves at the group.
[2011-12-18 20:05:59] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay, /now/ the rest of the crew jump!~
[2011-12-18 20:06:06] <TheRaven> Taggart jumps.
[2011-12-18 20:06:11] <Erit_Invictus> Damian jumps
[2011-12-18 20:06:19] <Soulless> <<Everyone ju- seems you'r all doing it already.>>
[2011-12-18 20:06:23] <Wombat> Katrin hangs off the edge, and drops down.
[2011-12-18 20:06:51] <Erit_Invictus> Let's pretend Soulless did tell they to jump
[2011-12-18 20:07:03] <Sequence> Eva wanders around, laughing. "It's just like a dream. Just like a dream!"
[2011-12-18 20:07:08] <Erit_Invictus> "So, what now?"
[2011-12-18 20:07:20] <Mr_Wilt> Since Damian and Taggart did not wait for Katrin's second cue, they fall toward the suns, slowly. Katrin, however, falls down into the forest.
[2011-12-18 20:07:53] <Soulless> "..Eva, regardless, there are real consequences."
[2011-12-18 20:07:55] <Wombat> Katrin pulls a length of rope out of her pack, and tosses it to them.
[2011-12-18 20:08:05] <Soulless> "Damian and Taggart are falling toards the suns, Charon. What do."
[2011-12-18 20:08:08] <Mr_Wilt> Damian and Taggart, PDef.
[2011-12-18 20:08:16] <TheRaven> 6df+6 I AM IRON MAN
[2011-12-18 20:08:16] <Glacon> TheRaven: I AM IRON MAN: 4 (6df+6=4-, 0, 4-, 0, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:08:19] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+6 Im a man of stone
[2011-12-18 20:08:19] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: Im a man of stone: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, 3+, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:08:20] <Sequence> "Well, yeah. It's like a lucid dream, but you still have to let go a little in your head. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense."
[2011-12-18 20:08:34] <Wombat> "Huh."
[2011-12-18 20:08:35] <Soulless> "...No, Eva, you can let go, but let's not run around and laugh."
[2011-12-18 20:08:39] <Soulless> "That'll get us killed."
[2011-12-18 20:08:41] <Wombat> Katrin imagines herself with a rocket launcher.
[2011-12-18 20:08:47] <Sequence> "Okay." Eva calms down.
[2011-12-18 20:09:08] <Mr_Wilt> Taggart and Damian stop, suddenly, and then they're both smacked right into the side of the bridge. Taggart hears a loud gargle of static as soon as his head hits, but Damian does not. -1 to Taggart.
[2011-12-18 20:09:22] <TheRaven> "Sonofabitch."
[2011-12-18 20:09:26] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh, boys! Not nearly as cooperative, or attractive, and women! Such a shame!~
[2011-12-18 20:09:31] <Mr_Wilt> Taggart can now hear Charon.
[2011-12-18 20:09:42] <TheRaven> "Fuck you, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:09:51] <Wombat> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:10:06] <Wombat> Katrin does not recieve her rocket launcher. This does not make her happy.
[2011-12-18 20:10:24] <Mr_Wilt> ~Excuse me, Taggart! I must say, you were always a piss sport.~
[2011-12-18 20:10:38] <Soulless> "Come on. How do those two get off the bridge and down here?"
[2011-12-18 20:11:03] <Wombat> Katrin instead wishes for a motorcycle.
[2011-12-18 20:11:16] <Sequence> <<You guys okay up there?>>
[2011-12-18 20:11:24] <Erit_Invictus> <<I guess so>>
[2011-12-18 20:11:24] <TheRaven> "Like I give a damn what some glowing asshole thinks of me."
[2011-12-18 20:11:33] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay, Taggart! Jump!~
[2011-12-18 20:11:35] <Erit_Invictus> <<We need a way to get down there>>
[2011-12-18 20:11:39] <Mr_Wilt> ~Bring your dopey Mexican friend, too!~
[2011-12-18 20:12:47] <Wombat> "Oh, come on! I could totally use a motorcycle here."
[2011-12-18 20:13:06] <Sequence> <<Jump, Damien!>>
[2011-12-18 20:13:10] <Erit_Invictus> Damian doesn't talk, he expect for everything to happen atumatically, just like his dreams
[2011-12-18 20:13:27] <TheRaven> He does.
[2011-12-18 20:13:28] <Erit_Invictus> Damian jumps, and wonders why they call him Damien
[2011-12-18 20:13:41] <Mr_Wilt> And now they're all back in the forest.
[2011-12-18 20:13:53] <Mr_Wilt> ~Are you all off the bridge yet?~
[2011-12-18 20:13:57] <Soulless> "Yes."
[2011-12-18 20:14:00] <Wombat> "I can't get a motorcycle?"
[2011-12-18 20:14:03] <Soulless> "We're all off the bridge."
[2011-12-18 20:14:10] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay, where have you landed?~
[2011-12-18 20:14:19] <Soulless> Stoat looks around.
[2011-12-18 20:14:26] <Soulless> "Forest,Charon. W're in the forest."
[2011-12-18 20:14:27] <Sequence> "In the forest."
[2011-12-18 20:14:43] <Mr_Wilt> ~Fuck!~
[2011-12-18 20:14:45] <Scantron> Spencer continues to seem mildly annoyed by the entire situation.
[2011-12-18 20:14:51] <Soulless> "Where shall we go now."
[2011-12-18 20:14:53] <Mr_Wilt> The sound of a microphone being thrown against a wall rips through their heads.
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[2011-12-18 20:15:10] <Wombat> "Oooooow..."
[2011-12-18 20:15:11] <Sequence> Eva covers her ears and whimpers.
[2011-12-18 20:15:13] <Soulless> Stoat tilts her head to the side.
[2011-12-18 20:15:16] <Erit_Invictus> "Remember that I told ya that I heard children snickering here?"
[2011-12-18 20:15:19] <Soulless> "Where shall we go now, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:15:38] <Scantron> "Nngh..." Spencer's headache from earlier still hadn't subsided.
[2011-12-18 20:15:43] <TheRaven> Taggart fires high-powered rifles in enclosed spaces quite often. This isn't shit to him.
[2011-12-18 20:15:53] <Mr_Wilt> Grumbling comes back over their minds. ~Sorry! Okay. You messed up. It's all your faults. But it's okay! You're human! These things happen!~
[2011-12-18 20:16:00] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:16:09] <Soulless> "Tell us where to go now, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:16:18] <Sequence> Eva raises her eyebrows. "Nice to know, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:16:48] <Scantron> "What did he say?"
[2011-12-18 20:16:52] <Mr_Wilt> ~Well! If you're on the ground, back in the forest, I suppose you head Downtread!"
[2011-12-18 20:16:55] <Mr_Wilt> ~*
[2011-12-18 20:17:05] <Soulless> "How shall we do that?"
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[2011-12-18 20:17:15] <Wombat> "Damnit, I need a telepathy jammer..."
[2011-12-18 20:17:16] <Erit_Invictus> Damian looks around, does he hear the snickering?
[2011-12-18 20:17:21] <Sequence> Eva laughs.
[2011-12-18 20:17:27] <Wombat> "And I need you to fix my gun."
[2011-12-18 20:17:36] <Wombat> Katrin tries to fire into the air.
[2011-12-18 20:17:37] <Mr_Wilt> He hears no snickering.
[2011-12-18 20:17:43] <Soulless> "...Charon, where exactly are you trying to lead us."
[2011-12-18 20:17:44] <Sequence> "It's a dream, Katrin, why would it work?"
[2011-12-18 20:17:45] <Mr_Wilt> ~Downtread! Downtread! You know, the direction?~
[2011-12-18 20:17:58] <Wombat> "Because I need to shoot stuff in my dreams."
[2011-12-18 20:18:11] <Soulless> "...It's not a dream, Eva."
[2011-12-18 20:18:13] <Soulless> "I told you this.,"
[2011-12-18 20:18:16] <Scantron> "This doesn't /feel/ like a dream."
[2011-12-18 20:18:22] <Soulless> Stoat gives Eva that 'I told you to cal the fuck down' look.
[2011-12-18 20:18:30] <Sequence> "It's not a dream, okay, but it acts like one."
[2011-12-18 20:18:31] <Scantron> "A drug-induced hallucination, *maybe*. But this is probably real."
[2011-12-18 20:18:37] <Sequence> Eva is calm. She's totally calm.
[2011-12-18 20:18:41] <Erit_Invictus> "Just blame Quinn"
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[2011-12-18 20:18:50] <Mr_Wilt> ~Everybody! Good Grapes!~
[2011-12-18 20:18:53] <Wombat> "You know what? I bet this is all a fake."
[2011-12-18 20:18:56] <Soulless> "Ok Charon, which direction is downtread."
[2011-12-18 20:19:01] <Mr_Wilt> ~We can argue later when you're all heading Downtread!~
[2011-12-18 20:19:09] <Wombat> "Who says we have to listen to what this guy says?"
[2011-12-18 20:19:10] <Sequence> Eva head Downtread?
[2011-12-18 20:19:12] <Mr_Wilt> ~...You don't know Downtread?~
[2011-12-18 20:19:16] <Sequence> "Nope!"
[2011-12-18 20:19:22] <Sequence> "Do we moonwalk?"
[2011-12-18 20:19:23] <Wombat> "How do we know that he isn't trying to get us killed?"
[2011-12-18 20:19:30] <Scantron> Spencer fiddles around while other people hear the voice in their head.
[2011-12-18 20:19:35] <Mr_Wilt> The sound of books being turned is audible through their head. ~I believe you call it... West?~
[2011-12-18 20:19:42] <Soulless> "...West. ok."
[2011-12-18 20:19:52] <Sequence> Eva goes to the west!
[2011-12-18 20:19:54] <Soulless> Stoat looks around for a direction indication of west.
[2011-12-18 20:20:01] <Scantron> "...which way is west here?"
[2011-12-18 20:20:05] <Soulless> "Eva stop."
[2011-12-18 20:20:06] <Mr_Wilt> A large sign appears in front of Stoat.
[2011-12-18 20:20:10] <Sequence> Eva stops.
[2011-12-18 20:20:11] <Soulless> "We don't know where west is, do we."
[2011-12-18 20:20:17] <Mr_Wilt> It has an arrow, facing leftward.
[2011-12-18 20:20:18] <TheRaven> "We do now."
[2011-12-18 20:20:18] <Soulless> Stoat looks at the sign.
[2011-12-18 20:20:22] <Mr_Wilt> It says "Downtread"
[2011-12-18 20:20:24] <Soulless> "...Okay."
[2011-12-18 20:20:30] <Soulless> Stoat goes in that direction.
[2011-12-18 20:20:32] <Wombat> Katrin walks right.
[2011-12-18 20:20:36] <Scantron> "That's convenient." Spencer goes in that direction.
[2011-12-18 20:20:38] <Wombat> "Fuck you, sign."
[2011-12-18 20:20:43] <Soulless> "Katrin?"
[2011-12-18 20:20:43] <Sequence> Eva goes left!
[2011-12-18 20:20:47] <Erit_Invictus> Damian follows
[2011-12-18 20:20:49] <TheRaven> Taggart heads in the indicated direction.
[2011-12-18 20:20:54] <Soulless> "Katrin."
[2011-12-18 20:21:00] <Soulless> <<Katrin what are you doing.>>
[2011-12-18 20:21:03] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin, roll PDef.
[2011-12-18 20:21:03] <Sequence> "Katrin, come on!"
[2011-12-18 20:21:08] <Wombat> 6df+8
[2011-12-18 20:21:09] <Glacon> Wombat: 9 (6df+8=4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:21:41] <Mr_Wilt> A large hand slaps the ground in front of Katrin, but she manages to avoid it.
[2011-12-18 20:21:50] <Wombat> 6df+8 SLASH WITH KNIFE
[2011-12-18 20:21:51] <Glacon> Wombat: SLASH WITH KNIFE: 10 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:21:57] <Wombat> "Gotcha, you bastard!"
[2011-12-18 20:21:57] <TheRaven> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:22:17] <Sequence> "Katrin!"
[2011-12-18 20:22:27] <Scantron> "Are you fucking kidding me. Katrin. You do not have to cut every goddamn thing that happens to annoy you."
[2011-12-18 20:22:39] <Soulless> "...Katrin."
[2011-12-18 20:22:42] <Soulless> "Come on."
[2011-12-18 20:22:47] <Wombat> "SHut up, SPence. I don't trust this guy."
[2011-12-18 20:22:49] <TheRaven> "For fuck sakes, Katrin."
[2011-12-18 20:23:05] <Soulless> "It's kept us from less pleasant circumstances so far."
[2011-12-18 20:23:08] <Mr_Wilt> It appears to be a spider with a giraffe head. It has large, human-like hands for feet.
[2011-12-18 20:23:12] <Erit_Invictus> "Katrin, we are his bitches until he lets us go"
[2011-12-18 20:23:17] <Soulless> "Head left. If we head right, you get attacked by spider."
[2011-12-18 20:23:18] <Erit_Invictus> "DO what he says"
[2011-12-18 20:23:20] <Wombat> "I'm nobody's bitch."
[2011-12-18 20:23:22] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 I AM A GIRAFFE SPIDER MAN. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
[2011-12-18 20:23:23] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: I AM A GIRAFFE SPIDER MAN. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:23:33] <Soulless> "Jump off when he said so, when we don't, we're smacked around."
[2011-12-18 20:23:36] <Scantron> Spencer twitches a little. "Obstinance will get you nowhere."
[2011-12-18 20:23:37] <Soulless> "Follow logic."
[2011-12-18 20:23:41] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin manages to cut off one of the spider legs and it begins to bawl like a child.
[2011-12-18 20:23:52] <TheRaven> "Remind me to lecture her on how this shit works when we get back."
[2011-12-18 20:23:56] <Wombat> "Damn straight."
[2011-12-18 20:24:04] <Wombat> Katrin glares at it, then turns around and heads left.
[2011-12-18 20:24:06] <Scantron> "I say do it right now."
[2011-12-18 20:24:09] <Sequence> "Awwww..." Eva goes towards the spider.
[2011-12-18 20:24:20] <Soulless> Stoat grabs Eva's arm.
[2011-12-18 20:24:23] <Soulless> "No. Let's go."
[2011-12-18 20:24:30] <Soulless> Her gaze is indignant.
[2011-12-18 20:24:35] <Mr_Wilt> It nurses its removed limb, sniffling.
[2011-12-18 20:24:36] <Sequence> "Okay..."
[2011-12-18 20:24:41] <Mr_Wilt> ~Awww? Oh, what? What is it?
[2011-12-18 20:24:45] <Erit_Invictus> ""Let's just lave"
[2011-12-18 20:24:51] <Mr_Wilt> ~Is it a giraffe spider thing?~
[2011-12-18 20:24:52] <Soulless> "We slashed a... spider-child creature."
[2011-12-18 20:24:55] <Sequence> "It is."
[2011-12-18 20:24:56] <Soulless> "Yes. "
[2011-12-18 20:24:58] <Erit_Invictus> "Just fucking follows this guy and /leave/ "
[2011-12-18 20:25:02] <Sequence> "Can I comfort it?"
[2011-12-18 20:25:21] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh! Those. Those are Diaperfuckers. They're prone to violent and graphic sexual assault!~
[2011-12-18 20:25:24] <Mr_Wilt> It continues to cry.
[2011-12-18 20:25:29] <Scantron> Spencer pinches the bridge of his nose. In greek: "[I swear to god if this place doesn't kill these morons, I will.]" In english: "Could we just follow the directions? Please?"
[2011-12-18 20:25:31] <Wombat> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:25:45] <Wombat> "I vote I put it out of its misery."
[2011-12-18 20:25:53] <Sequence> "No, let's just leave it."
[2011-12-18 20:25:59] <TheRaven> "I vote you don't get a vote and we get the fuck out of here."
[2011-12-18 20:26:01] <Soulless> "Let's go."
[2011-12-18 20:26:13] <Soulless> Stoat starts walking.
[2011-12-18 20:26:16] <Mr_Wilt> It holds its limb, sniffling, looking down at Katrin.
[2011-12-18 20:26:17] <Scantron> Spencer follows the direction indicated on the sign. Fuck these people, seriously.
[2011-12-18 20:26:18] <Soulless> "What're we looking for, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:26:19] <Wombat> "Fine, if you want to get violently and graphically assaulted."
[2011-12-18 20:26:21] <Erit_Invictus> "Whatever, it doesn't matter"
[2011-12-18 20:26:27] <Wombat> Katrin turns around and follows the others.
[2011-12-18 20:26:33] <Soulless> "What're we looking for, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:26:36] <Erit_Invictus> "At any second with a handwave the world will flip"
[2011-12-18 20:26:37] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin, Athletics.
[2011-12-18 20:26:41] <Erit_Invictus> "So whatever"
[2011-12-18 20:26:51] <Wombat> 6df+7
[2011-12-18 20:26:51] <Glacon> Wombat: 3 (6df+7=4-, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:27:56] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin is suddenly snagged by a large net, and is dragged over toward the Diaperfucker.
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[2011-12-18 20:28:08] <Wombat> "Awww, hell no!"
[2011-12-18 20:28:09] <Mr_Wilt> It giggles, pulling her closer. "Play! Play!"
[2011-12-18 20:28:19] <Sequence> "No!"
[2011-12-18 20:28:19] <Wombat> 6df+6 FLECHETTES IN YO FACE
[2011-12-18 20:28:19] <TheRaven> "For chrissakes, do I have to do everything around here?"
[2011-12-18 20:28:20] <Glacon> Wombat: FLECHETTES IN YO FACE: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[2011-12-18 20:28:23] <TheRaven> He turns and shoots the damn thing.
[2011-12-18 20:28:23] <Sequence> 6df+6 knifu
[2011-12-18 20:28:24] <Glacon> Sequence: knifu: 6 (6df+6=3+, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:28:27] <TheRaven> 6df+8 Bang
[2011-12-18 20:28:27] <Glacon> TheRaven: Bang: 7 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[2011-12-18 20:28:31] <Wombat> Katrin pulls out her Defender, and fires off two barrels.
[2011-12-18 20:28:38] <Scantron> 6df+4 shooting it
[2011-12-18 20:28:38] <Glacon> Scantron: shooting it: 5 (6df+4=3+, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:28:39] <Erit_Invictus> Damian doesn't do anything
[2011-12-18 20:28:54] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6
[2011-12-18 20:28:54] <Erit_Invictus> In his dreams stuff like this does happen
[2011-12-18 20:28:55] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:28:57] <Scantron> "For fuck's sake..."
[2011-12-18 20:28:59] <Soulless> 6df+8 Ath, Stoat grabs Katrin and starts pulling the other way.
[2011-12-18 20:28:59] <Glacon> Soulless: Ath, Stoat grabs Katrin and starts pulling the other way.: 8 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, 0, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:29:24] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+5
[2011-12-18 20:29:24] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 8 (6df+5=3+, 3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[2011-12-18 20:30:24] <Mr_Wilt> Stoat is caught up in the web and is dragged with Katrin.
[2011-12-18 20:30:30] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin, PDef.
[2011-12-18 20:30:38] <Soulless> 6df+8 throwing at the creature.
[2011-12-18 20:30:39] <Glacon> Soulless: throwing at the creature.: 9 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:30:45] <Wombat> 6df+8
[2011-12-18 20:30:46] <Glacon> Wombat: 10 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:30:46] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+5 Damian decides against wachting the act, and takes his time to aim
[2011-12-18 20:30:47] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: Damian decides against wachting the act, and takes his time to aim: 6 (6df+5=3+, 4-, 4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:30:57] <TheRaven> "That's not going to fucking happen while I'm here. Stoat, Katrin, hang on and stay small."
[2011-12-18 20:31:11] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 FACEPENIS
[2011-12-18 20:31:11] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: FACEPENIS: 7 (6df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:31:20] <Sequence> 6df+6 another knife in the dick facecock
[2011-12-18 20:31:21] <Glacon> Sequence: another knife in the dick facecock: 5 (6df+6=3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:31:29] <Sequence> REDACTADERP
[2011-12-18 20:31:37] <Mr_Wilt> The giraffe face unfolds, like a flower petal, into a giant, serrated cock. It lunges for Katrin, who manages to roll away in time.
[2011-12-18 20:31:57] <TheRaven> 6df+12 tagging This Is My Rifle "Ladies."
[2011-12-18 20:31:57] <Glacon> TheRaven: tagging This Is My Rifle "Ladies.": 9 (6df+12=4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[2011-12-18 20:32:07] <Wombat> 6df+12 tagging Fight Hard Die hard to emasculate that bastard
[2011-12-18 20:32:07] <Glacon> Wombat: tagging Fight Hard Die hard to emasculate that bastard: 12 (6df+12=0, 0, 4-, 0, 3+, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:32:19] <Scantron> 6df+8 tagging Old Fashioned: rape is bad, m'kay
[2011-12-18 20:32:20] <Glacon> Scantron: tagging Old Fashioned: rape is bad, m'kay: 7 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:32:48] <Sequence> 6df+10 tagging Frosty YOU DO NOT RAPE MY FRIENDS
[2011-12-18 20:32:49] <Glacon> Sequence: tagging Frosty YOU DO NOT RAPE MY FRIENDS: 11 (6df+10=0, 0, 0, 4-, 3+, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:32:55] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+8 [WAHT].
[2011-12-18 20:32:56] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: [WAHT].: 8 (6df+8=0, 4-, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:33:11] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6
[2011-12-18 20:33:11] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 6 (6df+6=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 20:33:32] <Mr_Wilt> The creature is just fucking destroyed by all of the attacks. It slumps over.
[2011-12-18 20:33:39] <Mr_Wilt> ~Hello? Helloooooo?~
[2011-12-18 20:33:48] <Soulless> "Yes, Charon. Hello."
[2011-12-18 20:33:49] <TheRaven> Taggart walks over and offers Stoat a hand.
[2011-12-18 20:33:58] <Soulless> Stoat takes Taggart's hand and drags Katrin out with her.
[2011-12-18 20:34:13] <Sequence> "Hi, Charon. We just beat up a diaperfucker!"
[2011-12-18 20:34:14] <Erit_Invictus> "Yes, im definitely dreaming"
[2011-12-18 20:34:16] <Wombat> Katrin kicks the corpse a few times for good measure.
[2011-12-18 20:34:20] <Mr_Wilt> Everybody can now hear Charon, as though the Diaperfucker just clicked something in their heads.
[2011-12-18 20:34:20] <TheRaven> He's visibly annoyed at Katrin.
[2011-12-18 20:34:21] <Wombat> "Damn Straight."
[2011-12-18 20:34:34] <Scantron> "Right. So, follow directions, don't disturb the wildlife."
[2011-12-18 20:34:39] <TheRaven> "You alright Stoat?"
[2011-12-18 20:34:43] <Mr_Wilt> ~Was anybody violently and graphically raped?~
[2011-12-18 20:34:43] <Soulless> "Fine."
[2011-12-18 20:34:49] <Sequence> "Nope!"
[2011-12-18 20:34:51] <TheRaven> "Good."
[2011-12-18 20:34:53] <Wombat> "It was. With my knife."
[2011-12-18 20:34:55] <Mr_Wilt> ~Wonderful!~
[2011-12-18 20:34:57] <Soulless> "Charon, where now."
[2011-12-18 20:35:05] <Wombat> "Now then, do I want its head for my wall?"
[2011-12-18 20:35:08] <Wombat> Katrin ponders.
[2011-12-18 20:35:16] <Sequence> "You want a cock on your wall, Katrin?"
[2011-12-18 20:35:17] <TheRaven> "Katrin, I swear to fuck."
[2011-12-18 20:35:26] <Wombat> "No. A giraffe head."
[2011-12-18 20:35:32] <Soulless> "Come on, let's go."
[2011-12-18 20:35:37] <Sequence> "We couldn't carry it anyway, let's go, Katrin."
[2011-12-18 20:35:38] <Soulless> "Charon, Downtread, right?"
[2011-12-18 20:35:39] <Mr_Wilt> The cock is still unfolded out of the giraffe head.
[2011-12-18 20:35:42] <Sequence> Eva starts walking DOWNTREAD.
[2011-12-18 20:35:44] <Mr_Wilt> ~Downtread indeed!~
[2011-12-18 20:35:45] <Erit_Invictus> "Guys"
[2011-12-18 20:35:52] <Soulless> Stoat walks downtread.
[2011-12-18 20:35:56] <Soulless> "When do we stop, Charon?"
[2011-12-18 20:35:57] <Erit_Invictus> "We are gonna need therapy"
[2011-12-18 20:35:57] <Scantron> In german: "[I swear, that woman has more testosterone then all of the men here combined...]" Spencer walks downtread.
[2011-12-18 20:35:58] <Wombat> "Fuck it." Katrin heads downtread.
[2011-12-18 20:35:59] <Erit_Invictus> "Months of it"
[2011-12-18 20:36:01] <TheRaven> "Put away the goddamn knife before you stir up more shit."
[2011-12-18 20:36:08] <TheRaven> Taggart follows everyone.
[2011-12-18 20:36:14] <Mr_Wilt> ~You! Weak boy!~
[2011-12-18 20:36:17] <Sequence> Eva giggles. "[But she's great once you get to know her, Spencer!]"
[2011-12-18 20:36:19] <Mr_Wilt> Spencer, roll Athletics.
[2011-12-18 20:36:30] <Scantron> 6df+5 I came here to fuck causality.
[2011-12-18 20:36:31] <Glacon> Scantron: I came here to fuck causality.: 5 (6df+5=3+, 0, 0, 4-, 0, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:36:41] <Wombat> "Hell no. My knife is my life."
[2011-12-18 20:36:49] <Mr_Wilt> Spencer is tripped by a stick. Weird, it wasn't there a minute ago.
[2011-12-18 20:37:00] <Soulless> "...Charon?"
[2011-12-18 20:37:07] <Scantron> "Damn." Spencer gets up and brushes himself off.
[2011-12-18 20:37:13] <Wombat> "Eva, what's he saying?"
[2011-12-18 20:37:14] <Mr_Wilt> ~[Stop being so rude!]~
[2011-12-18 20:37:23] <Sequence> Eva giggles.
[2011-12-18 20:37:23] <Mr_Wilt> The words seem to be a combination of all four languages Spencer is familiar with.
[2011-12-18 20:37:28] <Erit_Invictus> Damian looks at the sky
[2011-12-18 20:37:34] <Scantron> Five, actually. "Fine, fine."
[2011-12-18 20:37:43] <Erit_Invictus> Who the /fuck/ is this guy, is he fucking god?
[2011-12-18 20:37:59] <Soulless> "Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:38:16] <Wombat> "Eva, what the hell is Spence saying?"
[2011-12-18 20:38:32] <Sequence> Eva laughs again. "Nothing, nothing, Katrin."
[2011-12-18 20:38:35] <Scantron> "Don't call me Spence. Please."
[2011-12-18 20:39:12] <Erit_Invictus> "Can I call you Spencey?" Damian smiles, joking
[2011-12-18 20:39:22] <Wombat> "I'll call you Spence when I stop suspecting you of insulting me in german."
[2011-12-18 20:39:30] <Sequence> "Guys, leave him be, okay?"
[2011-12-18 20:39:31] <Wombat> *stop calling you
[2011-12-18 20:39:34] <Scantron> "...deal."
[2011-12-18 20:39:50] <Soulless> "....Charon?"
[2011-12-18 20:40:45] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh! Sorry.~
[2011-12-18 20:40:52] <Wombat> "So, I keep calling you Spence until you tell me what you said."
[2011-12-18 20:41:06] <Mr_Wilt> ~I spaced out! Did you know the moon in your world has exactly twelve point five nine four three two craters?~
[2011-12-18 20:41:39] <Soulless> "Charon. Where do we stop heading downtread?"
[2011-12-18 20:41:43] <Scantron> He rolls his eyes. "I noted that I suspect you have higher testosterone levels than the other men here combined. Now, will you please call me Mr. Smith, or if you must use my first name, Spencer?"
[2011-12-18 20:41:49] <Wombat> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:41:54] <Wombat> "Nope. You insulted me."
[2011-12-18 20:42:00] <Wombat> She walks a bit faster.
[2011-12-18 20:42:06] <Mr_Wilt> ~You'll know, fair Stoat!~
[2011-12-18 20:42:19] <TheRaven> Taggart is getting ready to go back and whack Katrin.
[2011-12-18 20:42:21] <Mr_Wilt> ~Do you see any more Diaperfuckers?~
[2011-12-18 20:42:27] <Erit_Invictus> "Guys, this is like a Simon says game"
[2011-12-18 20:42:31] <Scantron> "That's not necessarily an insult."
[2011-12-18 20:42:46] <Sequence> "No more Diaperfuckers in sight!"
[2011-12-18 20:42:52] <Soulless> "...I don't know how to deal with your compliments, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:43:35] <Scantron> "And Charon, I would enjoy some elaboration on your assessment of me as 'weak'."
[2011-12-18 20:43:48] <Mr_Wilt> ~Good! Okay, now, count to ten!~
[2011-12-18 20:43:52] <Mr_Wilt> ~Keep walking, though!~
[2011-12-18 20:44:04] <Scantron> Spencer continues to walk and counts to ten as he does so.
[2011-12-18 20:44:06] <Erit_Invictus> "1...2...3...4..."
[2011-12-18 20:44:08] <Sequence> Eva starts counting as she walks.
[2011-12-18 20:44:12] <TheRaven> "Christ, can we just get this over with and stop asking the thing about ourselves?"
[2011-12-18 20:44:17] <Soulless> "One... two... three... four... five... six... seve... eight... nine... 10"
[2011-12-18 20:44:19] <TheRaven> Taggart does as he's told.
[2011-12-18 20:44:20] <Erit_Invictus> "5...6...7...8...9...10"
[2011-12-18 20:44:24] <Soulless> "What now, Charon?"
[2011-12-18 20:44:38] <Scantron> "...ten."
[2011-12-18 20:44:50] <Erit_Invictus> "Did that saved us from the inevitable doom?"
[2011-12-18 20:45:14] <Mr_Wilt> As soon as everybody hits ten, they're at the edge of a cliff.
[2011-12-18 20:45:23] <Mr_Wilt> Oddly enough, there were miles of jungle stretched ahead of them beforehand.
[2011-12-18 20:45:27] <Soulless> Stoat stops.
[2011-12-18 20:45:29] <Sequence> "Whee!"
[2011-12-18 20:45:29] <Wombat> Katrin stops. "Now let me guess. We walk down the cliff."
[2011-12-18 20:45:33] <Scantron> Spencer's eyes go wide. He takes a step back.
[2011-12-18 20:45:35] <Soulless> "We're at a cliff, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:45:37] <Soulless> "What now."
[2011-12-18 20:45:41] <Erit_Invictus> "GReat"
[2011-12-18 20:45:50] <Erit_Invictus> "What Katrin said, probably"
[2011-12-18 20:45:59] <Soulless> "Let's be sure of it."
[2011-12-18 20:45:59] <Erit_Invictus> "Say, do you still have the rope?"
[2011-12-18 20:46:28] <Mr_Wilt> ~Oh, Ka- Korin? Kaitlin? Katrim? You're right! You walk down the cliff!~
[2011-12-18 20:46:44] <Soulless> "Okay."
[2011-12-18 20:46:46] <TheRaven> Taggart flatfaces and starts walking.
[2011-12-18 20:46:48] <Soulless> Stoat walks down the cliff.
[2011-12-18 20:47:00] <Soulless> "What happens when we get down the cliff."
[2011-12-18 20:47:03] <Sequence> Eva starts walking down.
[2011-12-18 20:47:04] <Wombat> Katrin carefully braces herself and backs over the edge, making sure her feet attatch before waking down.
[2011-12-18 20:47:06] <Soulless> "Charon?"
[2011-12-18 20:47:10] <Scantron> Spencer walks down the cliff as soon as he sees others are doing it without dying.
[2011-12-18 20:47:19] <Scantron> He's rather shaky.
[2011-12-18 20:47:29] <Mr_Wilt> ~You'll see!~
[2011-12-18 20:47:30] <Sequence> Eva doesn't fuck with that shit, she just lets herself lean over until her foot touches the cliff.
[2011-12-18 20:47:31] <Erit_Invictus> So does Damian
[2011-12-18 20:47:53] <Soulless> Stoat just walks.
[2011-12-18 20:47:58] <Scantron> Under his breath: "Hate heights..."
[2011-12-18 20:48:03] <Soulless> "...Charon, what happens if a person runs down the cliff."
[2011-12-18 20:48:17] <Mr_Wilt> ~You run normally! /Duh/!~
[2011-12-18 20:48:29] <Soulless> "Nothing happens other than that/"
[2011-12-18 20:48:32] <Soulless> *?
[2011-12-18 20:48:37] <Erit_Invictus> ~ On a second note, what are we heading towards?~
[2011-12-18 20:48:45] <Erit_Invictus> *for
[2011-12-18 20:48:48] <Mr_Wilt> He whispers under his mental breath. ~..honestly, it's like you've never heard of the Laws of Gorbadicks.~
[2011-12-18 20:48:55] <Mr_Wilt> ~Nope! Nothing!~
[2011-12-18 20:49:53] <Soulless> "No, Gorbadicks don't exist on Earth/."
[2011-12-18 20:50:14] <Erit_Invictus> "I think he is speaking aobut someone"
[2011-12-18 20:50:18] <Scantron> "I'm only going to say this once. The enemy gate is /down/."
[2011-12-18 20:50:22] <Mr_Wilt> "Sure he does!"
[2011-12-18 20:50:25] <Mr_Wilt> ~ ~*
[2011-12-18 20:50:27] <TheRaven> Taggart is getting more irritated by the minute.
[2011-12-18 20:50:34] <Mr_Wilt> ~I believe he's called Gorbachev where you're from!~
[2011-12-18 20:50:39] <Erit_Invictus> "Charon, where are we going?"
[2011-12-18 20:51:17] <Mr_Wilt> ~Through the water!~
[2011-12-18 20:51:17] <Sequence> Eva giggles.
[2011-12-18 20:51:30] <Erit_Invictus> "Can we brath the water?"
[2011-12-18 20:51:31] <Mr_Wilt> And suddenly, a massive, sideways ocean was at the end of the cliff.
[2011-12-18 20:51:34] <Wombat> "We can't breathe water, Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:51:36] <Mr_Wilt> ~I don't know! Try it!~
[2011-12-18 20:51:39] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:51:48] <TheRaven> "Fuck..."
[2011-12-18 20:51:50] <Soulless> "Charon, we're going /through/ the water."
[2011-12-18 20:51:51] <Erit_Invictus> Damian jumps into the water, and dives a little
[2011-12-18 20:52:06] <Scantron> Spencer sticks his head in. Can he breathe it?
[2011-12-18 20:52:08] <Sequence> Eva dives into the ocean.
[2011-12-18 20:52:16] <Erit_Invictus> He starts swimming, and summons enought courage to attempt to breathe
[2011-12-18 20:52:28] <Mr_Wilt> Eva suddenly finds her self falling off the side of a cliff as she jumps through the water.
[2011-12-18 20:52:45] <Mr_Wilt> Everything goes back to their normal shades of color, and it appears as though she's falling off an /actual/ cliff.
[2011-12-18 20:52:46] <Sequence> Eva surfaces and laughs.
[2011-12-18 20:52:51] <Sequence> DERP REDACT
[2011-12-18 20:53:01] <Mr_Wilt> It also doesn't seem like the Laws of Gorbadicks applies here.
[2011-12-18 20:53:04] <Wombat> Katrin follows them along for the rest of the time.
[2011-12-18 20:53:06] <Sequence> UNREDACT?
[2011-12-18 20:53:30] <Mr_Wilt> No, she's falling.
[2011-12-18 20:53:32] <Mr_Wilt> Off a cliff.
[2011-12-18 20:53:33] <Mr_Wilt> No going back.
[2011-12-18 20:53:35] <Soulless> "Eva?"
[2011-12-18 20:53:35] <TheRaven> Taggart quite noticeably does not try breathing the water.
[2011-12-18 20:53:41] <Erit_Invictus> What about damian
[2011-12-18 20:53:42] <Scantron> Is anyone else falling?
[2011-12-18 20:53:49] <Mr_Wilt> All those who go through the water begin to fall.
[2011-12-18 20:53:54] <TheRaven> Nor does he jump off anything.
[2011-12-18 20:53:55] <Sequence> Eva laughs.
[2011-12-18 20:54:06] <Soulless> Stoat dives into the water with Eva, because Eva!
[2011-12-18 20:54:08] <Scantron> "aaaaAAAAUGH!"
[2011-12-18 20:54:12] <Scantron> Spencer is falling.
[2011-12-18 20:54:16] <Sequence> "Cannonbaaaaaaaall!"
[2011-12-18 20:54:19] <Soulless> "...Charon, we're falling. Is this normal?"
[2011-12-18 20:54:30] <Soulless> Stoat gives Eva that 'what the fuck' look again.
[2011-12-18 20:54:47] <Mr_Wilt> ~I don't know! Is it a fun fall?~
[2011-12-18 20:54:57] <Soulless> "...Eva finds it fun."
[2011-12-18 20:54:58] <Scantron> "No, it's not!"
[2011-12-18 20:55:03] <Soulless> "I don't know how to deal with it."
[2011-12-18 20:55:10] <Erit_Invictus> "GODDAMIT, GET ME OUT OF HERE"
[2011-12-18 20:55:10] <Mr_Wilt> It would appear that at the bottom of the cliff is a series of very jagged rocks.
[2011-12-18 20:55:21] <Mr_Wilt> ~Well, describe to me how it looks!~
[2011-12-18 20:55:24] <Soulless> "Charon, we're about to fall on jagged rocks."
[2011-12-18 20:55:34] <Sequence> Eva tries to maneuver herself through the air.
[2011-12-18 20:55:35] <Soulless> "We're going to die, aren't we."
[2011-12-18 20:55:36] <Scantron> "Any way to /stop/ falling?"
[2011-12-18 20:55:43] <Mr_Wilt> Suddenly everybody stops falling, and Charon fizzles to life. He twirls about around them, although they seem to be stuck in mid-air.
[2011-12-18 20:55:51] <Sequence> "Hi, Charon!"
[2011-12-18 20:55:54] <Erit_Invictus> "Are you god?"
[2011-12-18 20:55:56] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh! No, this doesn't seem normal. I think you all might die!"
[2011-12-18 20:55:58] <Erit_Invictus> "Why are you doing this?"
[2011-12-18 20:56:00] <Soulless> "...Hello Charon."
[2011-12-18 20:56:04] <Scantron> "...well, shit."
[2011-12-18 20:56:09] <Erit_Invictus> "Goddamit, let us go, or at least kill us"
[2011-12-18 20:56:11] <Soulless> "What now."
[2011-12-18 20:56:14] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh, well, sorry, friends! I don't know how to fix this!" He taps his chin.
[2011-12-18 20:56:23] <Soulless> "How about you take us back?"
[2011-12-18 20:56:27] <Mr_Wilt> "..I guess you die! Buh-bye!" He phases back out, and they resume their falling.
[2011-12-18 20:56:33] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 20:56:54] <Scantron> Spencer does his best to shift into a laid-back position.
[2011-12-18 20:57:02] <Scantron> Like he's relaxing on a lawn chair or something.
[2011-12-18 20:57:04] <Soulless> Stoat looks to Eva and Nolan, and shakes her head.
[2011-12-18 20:57:08] <Soulless> Byebye world.
[2011-12-18 20:57:09] <Sequence> Eva tries to touch the cliff again. "Sorry, Stoat."
[2011-12-18 20:57:24] <Soulless> "I'll be fine."
[2011-12-18 20:57:28] <Scantron> "Well, there's not much now, is there."
[2011-12-18 20:57:38] <Mr_Wilt> ~I do hope you'll forgive me, though!~
[2011-12-18 20:57:48] <Mr_Wilt> ~Better than getting raped anally by a bunch of Diaperfuckers, riiiiight?~
[2011-12-18 20:57:56] <Wombat> Katrin never jumped.
[2011-12-18 20:57:59] <Erit_Invictus> "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"
[2011-12-18 20:58:00] <Sequence> "I guess. I do wish this wasn't real.:
[2011-12-18 20:58:04] <TheRaven> Neither did Taggart.
[2011-12-18 20:58:07] <Scantron> Spencer sighs. "I chose to follow everyone in..."
[2011-12-18 20:58:08] <Soulless> Stoat closes her eyes and waits to die.
[2011-12-18 20:58:09] <Wombat> "At least getting raped wouldn't kill you..."
[2011-12-18 20:58:21] <Scantron> "As much as I would /like/ to blame Charon, I don't suppose I can."
[2011-12-18 20:58:39] <Sequence> "Sorry about this, everyone."
[2011-12-18 20:58:51] <Wombat> "Or would it? That was a pretty big dick..."
[2011-12-18 20:59:02] <TheRaven> "Charon, you fix this or I will personally kick your ass!" He's gone full sergeant again.
[2011-12-18 20:59:05] <Mr_Wilt> ~It was sharp, too!~
[2011-12-18 20:59:07] <Scantron> "It's... not your fault. Well. You made some rather terrible decisions. But I followed along."
[2011-12-18 20:59:08] <Wombat> Katrin is trying to ignore the fact that Eva is about to die and there's nothing he can do.
[2011-12-18 20:59:27] <Wombat> "Hmmm..."
[2011-12-18 20:59:40] <Mr_Wilt> Everybody, MDef.
[2011-12-18 20:59:45] <TheRaven> 6df+6 brains
[2011-12-18 20:59:46] <Glacon> TheRaven: brains: 5 (6df+6=3+, 0, 0, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:59:50] <Wombat> 6df+8
[2011-12-18 20:59:50] <Glacon> Wombat: 9 (6df+8=3+, 0, 4-, 0, 3+, 0)
[2011-12-18 20:59:58] <Scantron> 6df+5 I came here to get fucked by Diaperfuckers.
[2011-12-18 20:59:59] <Glacon> Scantron: I came here to get fucked by Diaperfuckers.: 5 (6df+5=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[2011-12-18 21:00:02] <Wombat> The force is strong with Katrin
[2011-12-18 21:00:09] <Soulless> 6df+4 Stoat's dead.
[2011-12-18 21:00:09] <Glacon> Soulless: Stoat's dead.: 5 (6df+4=0, 3+, 0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[2011-12-18 21:00:22] <Erit_Invictus> 6df+6
[2011-12-18 21:00:23] <Glacon> Erit_Invictus: 6 (6df+6=3+, 0, 4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
[2011-12-18 21:01:11] <TheRaven> "I WILL INSERT THIS BAYONET THAT FAR INTO YOUR ASS YOU WILL BE SPITTING NAILS, DO YOU HEAR ME?"
[2011-12-18 21:01:13] <Mr_Wilt> Everybody is very violently and painfully impaled into the rocks below. Those who rolled a six below feel a split minute of intense pain, before nothing. Those who rolled higher feel nothing.
[2011-12-18 21:01:24] <Sequence> 6df+5 herp
[2011-12-18 21:01:25] <Glacon> Sequence: herp: 6 (6df+5=4-, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
[2011-12-18 21:01:33] <Wombat> "Damn."
[2011-12-18 21:01:36] <Mr_Wilt> Oddly enough, they continue to fall, rocks splitting them in half, limbs tearing off.
[2011-12-18 21:01:45] <Sequence> "This sucks."
[2011-12-18 21:01:59] <Mr_Wilt> And then they fell through the rocks, and back onto the floor of the forest, in front of the door.
[2011-12-18 21:02:03] <Wombat> Katrin peers at them through her scope.
[2011-12-18 21:02:05] <Wombat> "Damn..."
[2011-12-18 21:02:13] <Mr_Wilt> Katrin also, somehow, fell into the rocks.
[2011-12-18 21:02:15] <Soulless> Stoat lets out a an animalistic shriek for a moment as she feels the pain.
[2011-12-18 21:02:18] <Scantron> "Fucking shit..."
[2011-12-18 21:02:18] <Wombat> "The fuck"
[2011-12-18 21:02:21] <Mr_Wilt> By everybody, I mean *everybody*
[2011-12-18 21:02:32] <Mr_Wilt> However, all their injuries are fixed! Woohoo!
[2011-12-18 21:02:32] <TheRaven> Taggart is fucking livid at this point.
[2011-12-18 21:02:32] <Wombat> "Did I just teleport?"
[2011-12-18 21:02:44] <Wombat> "Eva, you should have let me shoot the guy."
[2011-12-18 21:02:46] <Scantron> "Fuck everything. Seriously."
[2011-12-18 21:02:56] <Soulless> "..."
[2011-12-18 21:03:01] <Sequence> "Whoooo. That was unfun."
[2011-12-18 21:03:02] <Soulless> "Charon, we're not dead."
[2011-12-18 21:03:38] <Wombat> "Although you're about to be..."
[2011-12-18 21:03:40] <TheRaven> "CHARON, YOU LITTLE FUCK! YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET PULLING THAT SHIT."
[2011-12-18 21:03:45] <Sequence> "Calm down!"
[2011-12-18 21:04:01] <Sequence> "This place is like a dream, with dream logic."
[2011-12-18 21:04:15] <Wombat> "I vote we find more diaperfuckers and let them rape him to death.
[2011-12-18 21:04:41] <Scantron> "I share these emotions, but I would be genuinely surprised if we could back up these threats."
[2011-12-18 21:04:56] <Mr_Wilt> ~Where are you now?~ Charon sings at them.
[2011-12-18 21:05:03] <Soulless> Where are they now?
[2011-12-18 21:05:06] <Sequence> "Back in the forest!"
[2011-12-18 21:05:13] <Wombat> "Looking for you so I can stab you in the throat."
[2011-12-18 21:05:28] <Mr_Wilt> ~In front of the dooooor, perhaps?~
[2011-12-18 21:05:34] <Scantron> "Yes."
[2011-12-18 21:05:36] <TheRaven> "Spencer, you see this gun? There's a goddamn reason I carry this. If I wasn't going to go through with my threats, I wouldn't say them."
[2011-12-18 21:05:51] <Scantron> "Fine. You try and shoot the fucker."
[2011-12-18 21:06:10] <Erit_Invictus> "Let's leave, guys"
[2011-12-18 21:06:21] <Mr_Wilt> ~Okay! I think you should go through the door! One of your friends is out here, and he's /really/ being a cock!~
[2011-12-18 21:06:36] <Scantron> "You deserve it, Charon." Spencer goes through the door.
[2011-12-18 21:06:39] <Sequence> Eva sighs and goes through the door.
[2011-12-18 21:06:46] <TheRaven> Taggart opens the door and steps through. He looks for Charon.
[2011-12-18 21:06:59] <Soulless> Stoat walks out the door.
[2011-12-18 21:07:04] <Wombat> Katrin leaves. She heads to her room, and goes to sleep.