Things I'd have sex with

1	Bulbasaur	Probably not
2	Ivysaur		Probably not
3	Venusaur	No
4	Charmander	No
5	Charmeleon	Okay, maybe
6	Charizard	Maybe
7	Squirtle	No
8	Wartortle	No
9	Blastoise	No
10	Caterpie	No
11	Metapod		No
12	Butterfree	No
13	Weedle		No
14	Kakuna		No
15	Beedrill	No
16	Pidgey		No
17	Pidgeotto	No
18	Pidgeot		No
19	Rattata		No
20	Raticate	No
21	Spearow		No
22	Fearow		No
23	Ekans		Probably not
24	Arbok		I don't even know... maaaybe...
25	Pikachu		The mascot? Might be cool
26	Raichu		Fanart always makes it look all cuddly… :3c
27	Sandshrew	Ehh... maybe
28	Sandslash	Still a maybe
29	Nidoran?	Probably not
30	Nidorina	No
31	Nidoqueen	No
32	Nidoran?	I guess...
33	Nidorino	Same here
34	Nidoking	Why the fuck not?
35	Clefairy	Probably not
36	Clefable	Probably not
37	Vulpix		Yup
38	Ninetales	Very much so
39	Jigglypuff	No
40	Wigglytuff	No
41	Zubat		No
42	Golbat		No
43	Oddish		No
44	Gloom		No
45	Vileplume	No
46	Paras		No
47	Parasect	No
48	Venonat		No
49	Venomoth	No
50	Diglett		... haha, nope
51	Dugtrio		See above
52	Meowth		No
53	Persian		Yes
54	Psyduck		No
55	Golduck		No
56	Mankey		No
57	Primeape	No
58	Growlithe	Yes
59	Arcanine	Hell, yes!
60	Poliwag		No
61	Poliwhirl	No
62	Poliwrath	No
63	Abra		No
64	Kadabra		No
65	Alakazam	No
66	Machop		No
67	Machoke		I... uhh ...no
68	Machamp		... no, see Machoke
69	Bellsprout	No
70	Weepinbell	No
71	Victreebel	No
72	Tentacool	Mhh... maybe...
73	Tentacruel	Meanwhile in Japan...
74	Geodude		No
75	Graveler	No
76	Golem		No
77	Ponyta		I guess...
78	Rapidash	Mhhm...
79	Slowpoke	Even if just for comedy value...
80	Slowbro		...yeah, probably...
81	Magnemite	Haha, how would that even work... ?
82	Magneton	Great it makes even less sense now
83	Farfetch'd	No
84	Doduo		No
85	Dodrio		No
86	Seel		Maybe
87	Dewgong		Maybe
88	Grimer		... nooope
89	Muk		Still nope
90	Shellder	No
91	Cloyster	No
92	Gastly		Mhh... maybe...
93	Haunter		I have no idea if let alone how this would work, but I guess I would
94	Gengar		Same here
95	Onix		Oh god, no!
96	Drowzee		Creepy shit, no
97	Hypno		Same
98	Krabby		No
99	Kingler		No
100	Voltorb		No
101	Electrode	No
102	Exeggcute	No
103	Exeggutor	No
104	Cubone		Maybe
105	Marowak		Maybe
106	Hitmonlee	No
107	Hitmonchan	No
108	Lickitung	Haha, ... maybe
109	Koffing		No
110	Weezing		No
111	Rhyhorn		No
112	Rhydon		No
113	Chansey		No
114	Tangela		See Tentacool
115	Kangaskhan	No
116	Horsea		No
117	Seadra		No
118	Goldeen		No
119	Seaking		No
120	Staryu		Oddly intriguing, but probably not...
121	Starmie		Same here
122	Mr. Mime	No
123	Scyther		Yep
124	Jynx		Nah
125	Electabuzz	No
126	Magmar		No
127	Pinsir		No
128	Tauros		Mhh…
129	Magikarp	No
130	Gyarados	Probably
131	Lapras		No
132	Ditto		Of course
133	Eevee		Now we're talking
134	Vaporeon	Yep, would
135	Jolteon		Would
136	Flareon		Very much so
137	Porygon		I don't even know... probably... just don't ask why
138	Omanyte		Kawaii as fuck, probably would
139	Omastar		See Tentacruel
140	Kabuto		Mhh, nah
141	Kabutops	Maybe
142	Aerodactyl	No
143	Snorlax		No
144	Articuno	Probably not, no
145	Zapdos		Same
146	Moltres		Same
147	Dratini		Yup
148	Dragonair	Yeah
149	Dragonite	I guess…
150	Mewtwo		Well, why not?
151	Mew		Yep
152	Chikorita	No
153	Bayleef		No
154	Meganium	No
155	Cyndaquil	Maybe
156	Quilava		Yes
157	Typhlosion	Yes
158	Totodile	No
159	Croconaw	No
160	Feraligatr	Maybe
161	Sentret		No
162	Furret		Yup
163	Hoothoot	No
164	Noctowl		No
165	Ledyba		No
166	Ledian		No
167	Spinarak	No
168	Ariados		No
169	Crobat		Not sure how that would even work, but I'd give it a try
170	Chinchou	No
171	Lanturn		No
172	Pichu		Probably would, nopedo
173	Cleffa		No
174	Igglybuff	No
175	Togepi		No
176	Togetic		Maybe
177	Natu		No
178	Xatu		No
179	Mareep		Why the fuck not?
180	Flaaffy		Eh, not my type
181	Ampharos	Maybe
182	Bellossom	No
183	Marill		No
184	Azumarill	No
185	Sudowoodo	No
186	Politoed	No
187	Hoppip		No
188	Skiploom	No
189	Jumpluff	No
190	Aipom		No
191	Sunkern		No
192	Sunflora	No
193	Yanma		No
194	Wooper		No
195	Quagsire	No
196	Espeon		Gladly
197	Umbreon		Yeees
198	Murkrow		No
199	Slowking	See Slowpoke
200	Misdreavus	No
201	Unown		Haha... oh god...
202	Wobbuffet	... nah
203	Girafarig	No
204	Pineco		No
205	Forretress	No
206	Dunsparce	No
207	Gligar		No
208	Steelix		No
209	Snubbull	No
210	Granbull	No
211	Qwilfish	No
212	Scizor		Yep
213	Shuckle		Eww, no
214	Heracross	No
215	Sneasel		Probably
216	Teddiursa	No
217	Ursaring	No
218	Slugma		No
219	Magcargo	No
220	Swinub		No
221	Piloswine	No
222	Corsola		No
223	Remoraid	No
224	Octillery	No
225	Delibird	No
226	Mantine		No
227	Skarmory	No
228	Houndour	Yes
229	Houndoom	Yeees
230	Kingdra		Eh, probably
231	Phanpy		No
232	Donphan		No
233	Porygon2	See Porygon
234	Stantler	No
235	Smeargle	No
236	Tyrogue		No
237	Hitmontop	No
238	Smoochum	No
239	Elekid		No
240	Magby		No
241	Miltank		No
242	Blissey		No
243	Raikou		Yep
244	Entei		Mhh... most likely
245	Suicune		Oh god, yes!
246	Larvitar	No
247	Pupitar		No
248	Tyranitar	A good way to die I guess... maaaybe... probably not
249	Lugia		I guess I would
250	Ho-Oh		Nah
251	Celebi		Maybe
252	Treecko		No
253	Grovyle		No
254	Sceptile	Maybe
255	Torchic		No
256	Combusken	No
257	Blaziken	Yep
258	Mudkip		[insert shitty meme here], but still wouldn't
259	Marshtomp	No
260	Swampert	No
261	Poochyena	Yeah
262	Mightyena	Yup
263	Zigzagoon	No
264	Linoone		No
265	Wurmple		No
266	Silcoon		No
267	Beautifly	No
268	Cascoon		No
269	Dustox		No
270	Lotad		No
271	Lombre		No
272	Ludicolo	Haha... maybe... probably not
273	Seedot		No
274	Nuzleaf		No
275	Shiftry		No
276	Taillow		No
277	Swellow		No
278	Wingull		No
279	Pelipper	No
280	Ralts		Nah
281	Kirlia		No
282	Gardevoir	I'm straight as spaghetti, but maybe just for the hell of it…
283	Surskit		No
284	Masquerain	No
285	Shroomish	No
286	Breloom		Probably not, no
287	Slakoth		No
288	Vigoroth	No
289	Slaking		No
290	Nincada		No
291	Ninjask		No
292	Shedinja	No
293	Whismur		No
294	Loudred		No
295	Exploud		No
296	Makuhita	No
297	Hariyama	No
298	Azurill		No
299	Nosepass	No
300	Skitty		Probably
301	Delcatty	Eh, why not?
302	Sableye		Probably not
303	Mawile		No
304	Aron		No
305	Lairon		No
306	Aggron		No
307	Meditite	No
308	Medicham	No
309	Electrike	Probably
310	Manectric	Yup
311	Plusle		No
312	Minun		No
313	Volbeat		No
314	Illumise	No
315	Roselia		No
316	Gulpin		No
317	Swalot		No
318	Carvanha	No
319	Sharpedo	No
320	Wailmer		No
321	Wailord		HTOWA…? No lol
322	Numel		No
323	Camerupt	No
324	Torkoal		No
325	Spoink		No
326	Grumpig		No
327	Spinda		No
328	Trapinch	No
329	Vibrava		No
330	Flygon		Yep
331	Cacnea		No
332	Cacturne	No
333	Swablu		Well, it seems cuddly…
334	Altaria		Same here
335	Zangoose	Yes
336	Seviper		Probably not
337	Lunatone	No
338	Solrock		No
339	Barboach	No
340	Whiscash	No
341	Corphish	No
342	Crawdaunt	No
343	Baltoy		No
344	Claydol		No
345	Lileep		No
346	Cradily		No
347	Anorith		No
348	Armaldo		No
349	Feebas		No
350	Milotic		Mhh, … yeah
351	Castform	No
352	Kecleon		No
353	Shuppet		No
354	Banette		No
355	Duskull		No
356	Dusclops	No
357	Tropius		No
358	Chimecho	No
359	Absol		Yes, yes and yes again! :3
360	Wynaut		No
361	Snorunt		No
362	Glalie		No
363	Spheal		No
364	Sealeo		No
365	Walrein		No
366	Clamperl	No
367	Huntail		No
368	Gorebyss	No
369	Relicanth	No
370	Luvdisc		No
371	Bagon		Maybe... ?
372	Shelgon		No
373	Salamence	Yeees
374	Beldum		No
375	Metang		No
376	Metagross	No
377	Regirock	No
378	Regice		No
379	Registeel	No
380	Latias		Would. No homo
381	Latios		Yup
382	Kyogre		No
383	Groudon		No
384	Rayquaza	If I had to...
385	Jirachi		Maybe
386	Deoxys		Mhh... proobably...?
387	Turtwig		No
388	Grotle		No
389	Torterra	No
390	Chimchar	No
391	Monferno	No
392	Infernape	No
393	Piplup		No
394	Prinplup	No
395	Empoleon	No
396	Starly		No
397	Staravia	No
398	Staraptor	No
399	Bidoof		No
400	Bibarel		No
401	Kricketot	No
402	Kricketune	No
403	Shinx		Yep
404	Luxio		Yep
405	Luxray		Yep again
406	Budew		No
407	Roserade	No
408	Cranidos	No
409	Rampardos	No
410	Shieldon	No
411	Bastiodon	No
412	Burmy		No
413	Wormadam	No
414	Mothim		No
415	Combee		No
416	Vespiquen	No
417	Pachirisu	Probably
418	Buizel		No
419	Floatzel	I guess…
420	Cherubi		No
421 	Cherrim		No
422	Shellos		No
423	Gastrodon	No
424	Ambipom		No
425	Drifloon	No
426	Drifblim	No
427	Buneary		No
428	Lopunny		Maybe, I mean, everyone is doing it... :x
429	Mismagius	No
430	Honchkrow	No
431	Glameow		Maybe
432	Purugly		No
433	Chingling	No
434	Stunky		No
435	Skuntank	No
436	Bronzor		No
437	Bronzong	No
438	Bonsly		No
439	Mime Jr.	No
440	Happiny		No
441	Chatot		No
442	Spiritomb	No
443	Gible		Maybe
444	Gabite		Maybe
445	Garchomp	Very much so. See also: http://www.smogon.com/smog/issue13/manliest_pokemon
446	Munchlax	No
447	Riolu		Yes
448	Lucario		Yep
449	Hippopotas	No
450	Hippowdon	No
451	Skorupi		No
452	Drapion		Eh, maybe
453	Croagunk	No
454	Toxicroak	No
455	Carnivine	No
456	Finneon		No
457	Lumineon	No
458	Mantyke		No
459	Snover		No
460	Abomasnow	No
461	Weavile		Yep
462	Magnezone	No
463	Lickilicky	Haha, no
464	Rhyperior	No
465	Tangrowth	Probably not, no
466	Electivire	No
467	Magmortar	No
468	Togekiss	No
469	Yanmega		No
470	Leafeon		Yep
471	Glaceon		Ye-ep
472	Gliscor		Probably not…
473	Mamoswine	No
474	Porygon-Z	See Porygon
475	Gallade		Yeah
476	Probopass	No
477	Dusknoir	No
478	Froslass	No
479	Rotom		No
480	Uxie		No
481	Mesprit		No
482	Azelf		Mhh…maaaybe…
483	Dialga		No
484	Palkia		No
485	Heatran		No
486	Regigigas	No
487	Giratina	No
488	Cresselia	No
489	Phione		No
490	Manaphy		No
491	Darkrai		I'm past my edgy emo phase, still a maybe though
492	Shaymin		Maybe
493	Arceus		God himself? Might be cool
494	Victini		Maybe
495	Snivy		Probably not
496	Servine		Naaah
497	Serperior	Maybe
498	Tepig		If I don't, will it end up raping me... ?
499	Pignite		No
500	Emboar		Maybe
501	Oshawott	No
502	Dewott		Maybe
503	Samurott	No
504	Patrat		No
505	Watchog		No
506	Lillipup	Maybe
507	Herdier		Maybe
508	Stoutland	Maybe
509	Purrloin	Probably
510	Liepard		Yes
511	Pansage		Oh god, no!
512	Simisage	No
513	Pansear		No
514	Simisear	No
515	Panpour		No
516	Simipour	Nononono
517	Munna		No
518	Musharna	No
519	Pidove		No
520	Tranquill	No
521	Unfezant	No
522	Blitzle		Mayhaps
523	Zebstrika	Probably
524	Roggenrola	No
525	Boldore		No
526	Gigalith	No
527	Woobat		No
528	Swoobat		No
529	Drilbur		No
530	Excadrill	No
531	Audino		No
532	Timburr		No
533	Gurdurr		No
534	Conkeldurr	No
535	Tympole		No
536	Palpitoad	No
537	Seismitoad	No
538	Throh		No
539	Sawk		No
540	Sewaddle	No
541	Swadloon	No
542	Leavanny	No
543	Venipede	No
544	Whirlipede	No
545	Scolipede	Uhh... yes... don't ask... :x
546	Cottonee	No
547	Whimsicott	No
548	Petilil		No
549	Lilligant	I guess...
550	Basculin	No
551	Sandile		No
552	Krokorok	No
553	Krookodile	Bad boys, whoo! ... maaaybe :x
554	Darumaka	No
555	Darmanitan	No
556	Maractus	No
557	Dwebble		No
558	Crustle		No
559	Scraggy		Maybe
560	Scrafty		Maybe
561	Sigilyph	No
562	Yamask		No
563	Cofagrigus	No
564	Tirtouga	No
565	Carracosta	No
566	Archen		No
567	Archeops	No
568	Trubbish	No
569	Garbodor	No
570	Zorua		Yup
571	Zoroark		Hell, yes!
572	Minccino	Yeah, would
573	Cinccino	Still would
574	Gothita		No
575	Gothorita	No
576	Gothitelle	No
577	Solosis		No
578	Duosion		No
579	Reuniclus	... haha... if it works... probably...
580	Ducklett	No
581	Swanna		No
582	Vanillite	No
583	Vanillish	No
584	Vanilluxe	No
585	Deerling	No
586	Sawsbuck	Prooobably not
587	Emolga		No
588	Karrablast	No
589	Escavalier	No
590	Foongus		No
591	Amoonguss	No
592	Frillish	No
593	Jellicent	Mhh, why the fuck not?
594	Alomomola	No
595	Joltik		No
596	Galvantula	No
597	Ferroseed	... ahahaha...
598	Ferrothorn	... nooope
599	Klink		No
600	Klang		No
601	Klinklang	No
602	Tynamo		No
603	Eelektrik	No
604	Eelektross	No
605	Elgyem		No
606	Beheeyem	No
607	Litwick		No
608	Lampent		No
609	Chandelure	No
610	Axew		Probably
611	Fraxure		Probably not
612	Haxorus		Mhh... yeah
613	Cubchoo		No
614	Beartic		No
615	Cryogonal	No
616	Shelmet		No
617	Accelgor	No
618	Stunfisk	No
619	Mienfoo		Probably
620	Mienshao	Definitely
621	Druddigon	No
622	Golett		No
623	Golurk		No
624	Pawniard	Probably not
625	Bisharp		Eeh... I guess...
626	Bouffalant	Maybe
627	Rufflet		No
628	Braviary	No
629	Vullaby		No
630	Mandibuzz	No
631	Heatmor		No
632	Durant		No
633	Deino		Yay
634	Zweilous	Nay
635	Hydreigon	...maaaybe
636	Larvesta	No
637	Volcarona	No
638	Cobalion	Maybe
639	Terrakion	Probably
640	Virizion	Yeah, same here...
641	Tornadus	No
642	Thundurus	No
643	Reshiram	Probably
644	Zekrom		Probably
645	Landorus	Maybe Kawaiidorus-T, but... nah, probably not
646	Kyurem		No
647	Keldeo		I guess...
648	Meloetta	No
649	Genesect	Uhh... maaaybe
650	Chespin		Maybe
651	Quilladin	Probably not
652	Chesnaught	Probably not
653	Fennekin	Yes
654	Braixen		Most likely
655	Delphox		Probably
656	Froakie		Probably
657	Frogadier	Probably
658	Greninja	Probably
659	Bunnelby	Probably not
660	Diggersby	Nah
661	Fletchling	Nah
662	Fletchinder	Eeh... maybe
663	Talonflame	Maybe
664	Scatterbug	Nah
665	Spewpa		Nope
666	Vivillon	No
667	Litleo		Probably
668	Pyroar		Probably
669	Flabébé		Nah
670	Floette		No
671	Florges		No
672	Skiddo		Probably
673	Gogoat		Maybe
674	Pancham		Probably
675	Pangoro		Most likely
676	Furfrou		Yes
677	Espurr		Yes
678	Meowstic	Yes
679	Honedge		Uhh... nah
680	Doublade	Still no
681	Aegislash	Nope
682	Spritzee	Maybe
683	Aromatisse	No
684	Swirlix		No
685	Slurpuff	No
686	Inkay		Probably not
687	Malamar		Probably not
688	Binacle		No
689	Barbaracle	No
690	Skrelp		No
691	Dragalge	Maybe
692	Clauncher	Probably not
693	Clawitzer	Probably not
694	Helioptile	Maybe
695	Heliolisk	Maybe
696	Tyrunt		Most likely
697	Tyrantrum	Probably
698	Amaura		Maybe
699	Aurorus		Maybe
700	Sylveon		Definitely
701	Hawlucha	Nah
702	Dedenne		Maybe
703	Carbink		Probably not
704	Goomy		Yes
705	Sliggoo		Yes
706	Goodra		Yes
707	Klefki		No
708	Phantump	No
709	Trevenant	No
710	Pumpkaboo 	No
711	Gourgeist	No
712	Bergmite	No
713	Avalugg		Okay, maybe
714	Noibat		Maybe
715	Noivern		Probably
716	Xerneas		Yes
717	Yveltal		Probably
718	Zygarde		Probably not