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Atskadan

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May 11th, 2014
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  1. 2:35 AM - Foe: /me sits on lap
  2. 2:35 AM - aygis: hello
  3. 2:35 AM - Foe: wiggles seats are best
  4. 2:35 AM - Foe: removes the tenseness from doing jack all, all day
  5. 2:35 AM - aygis: thanks
  6. 2:36 AM - aygis: whats tense about doing nothing?
  7. 2:37 AM - aygis: isnt that how people relax?
  8. 2:37 AM - Foe: it's not how I relax
  9. 2:37 AM - aygis: how do you relax?
  10. 2:37 AM - Foe: not doing jack all
  11. 2:38 AM - aygis: that could be anything though
  12. 2:41 AM - aygis: it could be
  13. 2:41 AM - aygis: murder
  14. 2:41 AM - aygis: do you murder
  15. 2:42 AM - Foe: no
  16. 2:42 AM - aygis: well why not
  17. 2:42 AM - Foe: especially not wiggles
  18. 2:43 AM - Foe: because wiggles are better than corpses
  19. 2:43 AM - aygis: why am i special
  20. 2:43 AM - Foe: even though corpses are the best resource
  21. 2:43 AM - Foe: corpses don't wiggles
  22. 2:43 AM - aygis: zombies can wiggles
  23. 2:43 AM - aygis: what then
  24. 2:43 AM - Foe: they don't
  25. 2:44 AM - Foe: they don't provide any real benefits
  26. 2:44 AM - aygis: what benefits do wiggles provide
  27. 2:44 AM - aygis: health insurance?
  28. 2:44 AM - aygis: supplementary automotive repair?
  29. 2:45 AM - Foe: ye
  30. 2:45 AM - aygis: nice benefits
  31. 2:45 AM - Foe: relaxation
  32. 2:46 AM - aygis: im relaxation
  33. 3:57 AM - Foe is now Online.
  34. 4:13 AM - Foe: http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=551030#p551030
  35. 4:13 AM - Foe: hku shows her true colors
  36. 4:13 AM - aygis: but hku is a dude
  37. 4:13 AM - Foe: well so is cave, but we all know they are anime mahou shoujo's
  38. 4:14 AM - Foe: they are not men
  39. 4:14 AM - aygis: does that make me a girl too
  40. 4:14 AM - Foe: if you are a mahou shoujo
  41. 4:14 AM - Foe: or your choice of female anime character
  42. 4:14 AM - aygis: what about a robo shoujo
  43. 4:14 AM - Foe: probs
  44. 4:16 AM - Foe: this make you robodere?
  45. 4:16 AM - aygis: im robodere
  46. 4:17 AM - Foe: you got the robooty?
  47. 4:17 AM - aygis: you know it
  48. 4:17 AM - Foe: de booty
  49. 4:17 AM - Foe: well, imma to bed
  50. 4:17 AM - aygis: kk
  51. 4:17 AM - aygis: nite
  52. 4:17 AM - Foe: /me ur bed
  53. 4:18 AM - aygis: but
  54. 4:18 AM - aygis: thats i-inappropriate..
  55. 4:18 AM - Foe: I have my own blankets, yo
  56. 4:18 AM - aygis: oh ok
  57. 4:18 AM - aygis: i have a big bed anyway
  58. 4:18 AM - Foe: blanket-ship is a big deal
  59. 4:18 AM - aygis: it is
  60. 4:18 AM - Foe: im not ready
  61. 4:18 AM - Foe: bed-ship is limit
  62. 4:18 AM - aygis: lol ok
  63. 4:19 AM - Foe: ;o
  64. 4:19 AM - aygis: go to bed nerd
  65. 4:22 AM - Foe: but you make me swoon
  66. 4:23 AM - Foe: with your firm bio metal booty
  67. 4:23 AM - Foe: and bedship
  68. 4:23 AM - aygis: uguu
  69. 4:23 AM - Foe: your bed is similarly misshapen due to your weight
  70. 4:24 AM - Foe: but that's besides the point
  71. 4:24 AM - aygis: r u calling me fat ;_;
  72. 4:24 AM - Foe: no
  73. 4:24 AM - aygis: its memory foam so you shouldnt be able to tell
  74. 4:24 AM - Foe: you are made of metal
  75. 4:24 AM - aygis: but
  76. 4:24 AM - Foe: that translate more to weight than actual health, or fitness
  77. 4:25 AM - Foe: or aesthetic
  78. 4:25 AM - aygis: butt
  79. 4:25 AM - Foe: roboshoujos are pretty removed from the issue of weight
  80. 4:26 AM - Foe: I know some other robots, but they are blue
  81. 4:26 AM - Foe: and very very lazy
  82. 4:26 AM - Foe: curvaceous, but comparable to a potato in terms of mobility
  83. 4:27 AM - aygis: nuhuh
  84. 4:27 AM - Foe: or a sac of rice
  85. 4:27 AM - aygis: you dont even know ok
  86. 4:27 AM - aygis: i got thrusters and stuff
  87. 4:27 AM - Foe: well, you aren't them
  88. 4:28 AM - Foe: they are insofar, a walking back of lead pellets taking the form of a living being in the female form
  89. 4:28 AM - aygis: youll make me cry
  90. 4:28 AM - Foe: i dunno
  91. 4:28 AM - Foe: you are pretty wiggles
  92. 4:28 AM - Foe: so you seem mobile
  93. 4:28 AM - Foe: agile
  94. 4:29 AM - aygis: im the wigglest
  95. 4:29 AM - Foe: and that is why you are best bedmate
  96. 4:29 AM - Foe: massage function
  97. 4:32 AM - aygis: that is also lewd
  98. 4:34 AM - Foe: for my tense back you perverted robot
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