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- 2:35 AM - Foe: /me sits on lap
- 2:35 AM - aygis: hello
- 2:35 AM - Foe: wiggles seats are best
- 2:35 AM - Foe: removes the tenseness from doing jack all, all day
- 2:35 AM - aygis: thanks
- 2:36 AM - aygis: whats tense about doing nothing?
- 2:37 AM - aygis: isnt that how people relax?
- 2:37 AM - Foe: it's not how I relax
- 2:37 AM - aygis: how do you relax?
- 2:37 AM - Foe: not doing jack all
- 2:38 AM - aygis: that could be anything though
- 2:41 AM - aygis: it could be
- 2:41 AM - aygis: murder
- 2:41 AM - aygis: do you murder
- 2:42 AM - Foe: no
- 2:42 AM - aygis: well why not
- 2:42 AM - Foe: especially not wiggles
- 2:43 AM - Foe: because wiggles are better than corpses
- 2:43 AM - aygis: why am i special
- 2:43 AM - Foe: even though corpses are the best resource
- 2:43 AM - Foe: corpses don't wiggles
- 2:43 AM - aygis: zombies can wiggles
- 2:43 AM - aygis: what then
- 2:43 AM - Foe: they don't
- 2:44 AM - Foe: they don't provide any real benefits
- 2:44 AM - aygis: what benefits do wiggles provide
- 2:44 AM - aygis: health insurance?
- 2:44 AM - aygis: supplementary automotive repair?
- 2:45 AM - Foe: ye
- 2:45 AM - aygis: nice benefits
- 2:45 AM - Foe: relaxation
- 2:46 AM - aygis: im relaxation
- 3:57 AM - Foe is now Online.
- 4:13 AM - Foe: http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=551030#p551030
- 4:13 AM - Foe: hku shows her true colors
- 4:13 AM - aygis: but hku is a dude
- 4:13 AM - Foe: well so is cave, but we all know they are anime mahou shoujo's
- 4:14 AM - Foe: they are not men
- 4:14 AM - aygis: does that make me a girl too
- 4:14 AM - Foe: if you are a mahou shoujo
- 4:14 AM - Foe: or your choice of female anime character
- 4:14 AM - aygis: what about a robo shoujo
- 4:14 AM - Foe: probs
- 4:16 AM - Foe: this make you robodere?
- 4:16 AM - aygis: im robodere
- 4:17 AM - Foe: you got the robooty?
- 4:17 AM - aygis: you know it
- 4:17 AM - Foe: de booty
- 4:17 AM - Foe: well, imma to bed
- 4:17 AM - aygis: kk
- 4:17 AM - aygis: nite
- 4:17 AM - Foe: /me ur bed
- 4:18 AM - aygis: but
- 4:18 AM - aygis: thats i-inappropriate..
- 4:18 AM - Foe: I have my own blankets, yo
- 4:18 AM - aygis: oh ok
- 4:18 AM - aygis: i have a big bed anyway
- 4:18 AM - Foe: blanket-ship is a big deal
- 4:18 AM - aygis: it is
- 4:18 AM - Foe: im not ready
- 4:18 AM - Foe: bed-ship is limit
- 4:18 AM - aygis: lol ok
- 4:19 AM - Foe: ;o
- 4:19 AM - aygis: go to bed nerd
- 4:22 AM - Foe: but you make me swoon
- 4:23 AM - Foe: with your firm bio metal booty
- 4:23 AM - Foe: and bedship
- 4:23 AM - aygis: uguu
- 4:23 AM - Foe: your bed is similarly misshapen due to your weight
- 4:24 AM - Foe: but that's besides the point
- 4:24 AM - aygis: r u calling me fat ;_;
- 4:24 AM - Foe: no
- 4:24 AM - aygis: its memory foam so you shouldnt be able to tell
- 4:24 AM - Foe: you are made of metal
- 4:24 AM - aygis: but
- 4:24 AM - Foe: that translate more to weight than actual health, or fitness
- 4:25 AM - Foe: or aesthetic
- 4:25 AM - aygis: butt
- 4:25 AM - Foe: roboshoujos are pretty removed from the issue of weight
- 4:26 AM - Foe: I know some other robots, but they are blue
- 4:26 AM - Foe: and very very lazy
- 4:26 AM - Foe: curvaceous, but comparable to a potato in terms of mobility
- 4:27 AM - aygis: nuhuh
- 4:27 AM - Foe: or a sac of rice
- 4:27 AM - aygis: you dont even know ok
- 4:27 AM - aygis: i got thrusters and stuff
- 4:27 AM - Foe: well, you aren't them
- 4:28 AM - Foe: they are insofar, a walking back of lead pellets taking the form of a living being in the female form
- 4:28 AM - aygis: youll make me cry
- 4:28 AM - Foe: i dunno
- 4:28 AM - Foe: you are pretty wiggles
- 4:28 AM - Foe: so you seem mobile
- 4:28 AM - Foe: agile
- 4:29 AM - aygis: im the wigglest
- 4:29 AM - Foe: and that is why you are best bedmate
- 4:29 AM - Foe: massage function
- 4:32 AM - aygis: that is also lewd
- 4:34 AM - Foe: for my tense back you perverted robot
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