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- SONICFAN
- To the tune of LOVERMAN by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QEVZ-9-nX0
- Don't care if no-one does this, it was fun to write.
- There’s an edgelord character on your board (ten times stronger) x 2
- And he’s writing and squeeing and drawing something poor (ten times stronger)
- Well, he’s trawling for likes and loading up his sprawls, (ten times stronger)
- There’s an egdelord edgelord character on your board (ten times stronger)
- He’s weak with ‘spergers and spoken like a child (ten times stronger)
- He’s playing shit games and he’s asking for more (give him more give him more)
- There’s an edgelord character on your board (ten times stronger)
- SONIC FAN Since the net began,
- This autism. From the very first ring.
- Switch off that game, it’s my turn now,
- I’m a Sonic fan
- Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can
- S is for SONIC baby,
- And O is for O.C don’t steal
- N for hating literally NOTHING SEGA
- I is for hating the IMBARRASSMENT I feel,
- C is for CHAO
- F is for FASTER
- A is for ADVENTURE with all my friends,
- N is for KNOWING this Sonic fans going to be one that scares all of yours (away)
- SONIC FAN! Til’ the bitter end,
- As Gamestop burns down,
- Forever and ever and ever Amen,
- SONIC FAN!
- So help me Sega, so help me,
- Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can
- I’ll be a Sonic fan.
- There’s an edgelord character on your board, (ten times stronger) x2
- With his deviantArt,
- He’s shared on your wall, (ten times stronger)
- With his gamer tag in his signature, (ten times stronger)
- There’s an edgelord character on your board, (ten times stronger)
- And he’s young and he’s powerful and edgy and hardcore,
- And he’s maiming Robotnik and inserted in the lore, (give him more)
- There’s an edgelord character on your board, (ten times stronger)
- SONICFAN! Now retconned, Knuckles is dead,
- Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can
- Forgive me SEGA, he face-fucked Tails,
- Nothing personal, nothin’ personal, at all.
- I’ll say it again,
- S is for SONIC
- O is for OH god he’s fast,
- N is for NACK, who you should really bring back,
- I is for IN another Sonic 3D Blast
- C is for CREATE the games Sega
- F is for games that are FINE
- A is for AMY Rose darling,
- N is for ANY old time.
- I’ll be a Sonic Fan! I got the autism,
- To spray paint his arms, like a real fan,
- Make fan art. Cause I’m mental,
- Might have downs,
- Cause I can, Cause I can, Cause I can, Cause I can
- I’m a Sonic Fan.
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