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Gainz

MDL
Jul 10th, 2014
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  1. >Wake up at the ass crack of dawn.
  2. >Do the Holy Trinity.
  3. >Skip the shower cause it will take away your morning gainz.
  4. >You can't lose your gainz.
  5. >Drop to the floor and do 100 push-ups.
  6. >Call yourself a pussy for only doing 100 and not tree fiddy.
  7. >Next, you go down stairs to chug down 4 raw chicken fetuses before leaving for the gym.
  8. >You're Anon, The Master of Gainz.
  9. >You were a gainz master even before coming to this world of technicolor horse pussy.
  10. >All the mares expect sweet, tender love to be made to them.
  11. >But you'll lose your gainz if you cum.
  12. >There's one mare.
  13. >She's the most persistent pain in the ass ever.
  14. >By day she seems like the tender and caring sweet pony everyone knows.
  15. >By night it's the same.
  16. >But early morning at around 7am, that's when the beast comes out to feed.
  17. >Today you'll stop her once and for all.
  18. >No days have been skipped, not leg nor chest.
  19. >No protein shake has gone un-drank.
  20. >Not a single cumshot fired.
  21. >You've been preparing for this and now it's time.
  22. >Knock Knock.
  23. >The sound echos through your ears.
  24. "It's time."
  25. >Approach the door and rip it off its hinges.
  26. >Immediately you flex.
  27. "BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNN!"
  28. >"Anon, I was wondering. Are gainz your fetish."
  29. >The yellow menace gets on her hind legs and flexes.
  30. >Her muscles are toned to perfection.
  31. >Small amounts of sweat glistens off her body.
  32. "Christ."
  33. >And like that, your meat gun unloads it's sauce.
  34. >You shoot through two walls and cum splatters everywhere.
  35. >"You're not getting away that easily mister." Gainzshy says while sprinting through the rain that is your love batter.
  36. >Finally you crash into your office.
  37. >Your gainz office.
  38. >Fluttershy isn't too far behind.
  39. >Shake off your concussion that you're pretty sure will kill you.
  40. >Stand up to face the charging yellow rapist.
  41. "It takes two to tango, bitch."
  42. >Pull out a red cape.
  43. >When Fluttershy charges, you quickly step to the side.
  44. "Olay!"
  45. >She hits a beam.
  46. >Little Anon dicks with wings are seen floating around her dazed noggin.
  47. >She shakes it off and tackles you.
  48. >"LET ME LOVE YOU!" The she demon commands.
  49. "NEVA!"
  50. >She takes a 5 lbs weight and strikes the side of your head.
  51. >Recoil your head back and stare at her.
  52. "I shit weights heavier than that."
  53. >She stares awe struck.
  54. >Push her off of you.
  55. >Double tornado kick her right in the chest.
  56. >She goes flying onto the treadmill.
  57. >Everyone knows cardio is a gainz-killer.
  58. >It seems to have no effect on her, strange.
  59. >Take this time to jump on her.
  60. >"O-oh Anon. I didn't know you liked cardio fucking."
  61. "What did you say?"
  62. >Rage builds within you.
  63. "DO YOU THINK I'M SOME SCHOOL BOY BITCH?!"
  64. >Strike her with your fist.
  65. "Everyone knows cardio ruins gainz."
  66. >Strike her again.
  67. "Anyone who lifts knows that!"
  68. >Spot a tag under her armpit.
  69. >A closer look reveals it's Anchor Arms™ from that Spongebob infomercial.
  70. "YOU FAKE MAKING GAINZ?!"
  71. >Her pupils are now pinpricks.
  72. >"THAT'S A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY DEATH FROM THE GAINZ GODZ."
  73. >Suddenly the clouds part.
  74. >A giant muscular hand bursts through your ceiling.
  75. >"YOUR TIME HAS COME HEATHEN!" The voice of the muscular hand booms throughout the land.
  76. >"FACE YOUR JUDGEMENT FOR YOUR CRIMES!"
  77. >Quickly, you get off Fluttershy and begin to bow while repeating; "I am not worthy."
  78. >Fluttershy screams as the giant hand takes her to her judgement.
  79. >When all is said and done you look up to find a stack of protein powders and creatine.
  80. >A note is stuck on one of the jars.
  81. >It reads:
  82. Dear Anon,
  83. We, The Gainz Godz, appreciate you helping us apprehend this evil doer! As a reward we shall help you continue to make gainz and being totally Alpha.
  84. Love, Craig "The God of Biceps and Triceps".
  85. >You look at the pile of gainzy goodness the Godz have so graciously given you.
  86. >All because of.
  87. >Fucking Fluttershy
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