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- >Wake up at the ass crack of dawn.
- >Do the Holy Trinity.
- >Skip the shower cause it will take away your morning gainz.
- >You can't lose your gainz.
- >Drop to the floor and do 100 push-ups.
- >Call yourself a pussy for only doing 100 and not tree fiddy.
- >Next, you go down stairs to chug down 4 raw chicken fetuses before leaving for the gym.
- >You're Anon, The Master of Gainz.
- >You were a gainz master even before coming to this world of technicolor horse pussy.
- >All the mares expect sweet, tender love to be made to them.
- >But you'll lose your gainz if you cum.
- >There's one mare.
- >She's the most persistent pain in the ass ever.
- >By day she seems like the tender and caring sweet pony everyone knows.
- >By night it's the same.
- >But early morning at around 7am, that's when the beast comes out to feed.
- >Today you'll stop her once and for all.
- >No days have been skipped, not leg nor chest.
- >No protein shake has gone un-drank.
- >Not a single cumshot fired.
- >You've been preparing for this and now it's time.
- >Knock Knock.
- >The sound echos through your ears.
- "It's time."
- >Approach the door and rip it off its hinges.
- >Immediately you flex.
- "BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNN!"
- >"Anon, I was wondering. Are gainz your fetish."
- >The yellow menace gets on her hind legs and flexes.
- >Her muscles are toned to perfection.
- >Small amounts of sweat glistens off her body.
- "Christ."
- >And like that, your meat gun unloads it's sauce.
- >You shoot through two walls and cum splatters everywhere.
- >"You're not getting away that easily mister." Gainzshy says while sprinting through the rain that is your love batter.
- >Finally you crash into your office.
- >Your gainz office.
- >Fluttershy isn't too far behind.
- >Shake off your concussion that you're pretty sure will kill you.
- >Stand up to face the charging yellow rapist.
- "It takes two to tango, bitch."
- >Pull out a red cape.
- >When Fluttershy charges, you quickly step to the side.
- "Olay!"
- >She hits a beam.
- >Little Anon dicks with wings are seen floating around her dazed noggin.
- >She shakes it off and tackles you.
- >"LET ME LOVE YOU!" The she demon commands.
- "NEVA!"
- >She takes a 5 lbs weight and strikes the side of your head.
- >Recoil your head back and stare at her.
- "I shit weights heavier than that."
- >She stares awe struck.
- >Push her off of you.
- >Double tornado kick her right in the chest.
- >She goes flying onto the treadmill.
- >Everyone knows cardio is a gainz-killer.
- >It seems to have no effect on her, strange.
- >Take this time to jump on her.
- >"O-oh Anon. I didn't know you liked cardio fucking."
- "What did you say?"
- >Rage builds within you.
- "DO YOU THINK I'M SOME SCHOOL BOY BITCH?!"
- >Strike her with your fist.
- "Everyone knows cardio ruins gainz."
- >Strike her again.
- "Anyone who lifts knows that!"
- >Spot a tag under her armpit.
- >A closer look reveals it's Anchor Arms™ from that Spongebob infomercial.
- "YOU FAKE MAKING GAINZ?!"
- >Her pupils are now pinpricks.
- >"THAT'S A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY DEATH FROM THE GAINZ GODZ."
- >Suddenly the clouds part.
- >A giant muscular hand bursts through your ceiling.
- >"YOUR TIME HAS COME HEATHEN!" The voice of the muscular hand booms throughout the land.
- >"FACE YOUR JUDGEMENT FOR YOUR CRIMES!"
- >Quickly, you get off Fluttershy and begin to bow while repeating; "I am not worthy."
- >Fluttershy screams as the giant hand takes her to her judgement.
- >When all is said and done you look up to find a stack of protein powders and creatine.
- >A note is stuck on one of the jars.
- >It reads:
- Dear Anon,
- We, The Gainz Godz, appreciate you helping us apprehend this evil doer! As a reward we shall help you continue to make gainz and being totally Alpha.
- Love, Craig "The God of Biceps and Triceps".
- >You look at the pile of gainzy goodness the Godz have so graciously given you.
- >All because of.
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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