It was January 8th, 2007
I had just gotten out of the porta potty in the campsite that I was visiting when, all of a sudden, I realized that I was lost! There was no direction, no other tent, no nothing but trees for all around. I swear that I had not gone too far from my tent when I had to take take a piss. Let's back up a little. My name is Gordon fielder. I had decided to go for a camping trip to prove that I can survive out in the wilderness. The campsite was good old Pine Falls. Nothing but trees for septillions of miles (septillion is a number, look it up). Anyway, it was about 1 in the morning when I had to piss. Thankfully, the bathroom was not too far away from the site. But, just now, I had realized I was lost! It was pitch black out, so there was no telling where I was. That's when I saw it; the creature, that is. It only appeared for about 5 seconds before darting away into the forest. It had pale grey skin like a zombie, completely white eyes, and bony hands and feet. It's mouth was a sunken hole, the thing looked like half man and half hairy cow, and the thing had a sharp hiss. That scared the shit out of me! I ran towards my tent and tried not to think about it.

January 12th, 2007
Thank god I am home now, away from that awful thing and the scary campsite. I decided to research what it was. Now that I think about it, the thing looked strangely like 'The Rake' except that this thing looks like an ugly cow on steroids. When I turned around... That creature was standing in my living room!! What happened next was insane: the creature ran in circles, crashing into stuff. I expected it to start running after me or eat me in some grotesque way. After 10 seconds, the thing hissed really loudly, and grabbed a knife from the kitchen. I didn't wait for the thing to introduce itself, I ran out of my house and down the street, never going back there again. When I returned several hours later (I went and got my brother to come with me), the house was trashed! Books were everywhere, the TV was cracked, and a shit ton of other stuff was ruined. I thanked my brother for coming anyway, and lied down on the couch.

That's how I lived to tel the tale, now. There are stranger things out there, things that no one has ever seen. What I encountered back then may only be the beginning to this horror fest. You must always keep your eyes peeled. Never forget, IT CAN ALWAYS HAPPEN TO YOU!!