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- Inspired by https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/4/25/609055__rarity_human_vulgar_blood_semi-dash-grimdark_dialogue_anon_artist-colon-nobody_slut.png
- >"Call me a slut again."
- >You can barely focus on what Rarity is saying.
- >Most of your energy is going to breathing despite the several broken ribs you must have.
- >The rest is going to not choking on your own blood.
- >You can't even laugh at the irony of getting your ass kicked by someone you call 'Marshmallow Pone'.
- >Turns out hooves are hard.
- >Who knew?
- >The pause in your ass-kicking gives you the time to lift your head to get a look at Rarity.
- >The hoof that was previously pummeling you is poised over you to continue.
- >Rarity has a manic look in her eyes, one of them twitching periodically.
- >Reminds you of Twilight when she gets neurotic about something, except not as funny.
- >'Slut' must be her trigger.
- >If you say the wrong thing, you could die here.
- >But, dammit, she was a slut.
- >Rarity either flirted or slept with any stallion that she could get something from.
- >The girls never called her out on it, just saying it's her being "friendly".
- >Yeah, right.
- >The same kind of girl played you back on Earth when you were younger.
- >You didn't realize how much of a chump you were until you saw her string along another guy.
- >You never wanted to end up like that again.
- >So when Rarity tried to put the moves on you for a favor, you told Rarity exactly what you thought of her.
- >It was all for her sake, really.
- >Too bad she didn't see it that way.
- >So here you are, near death at the hooves of a crazy cartoon pony.
- >Only one thing to do.
- "I'm...s-sorry..."
- >This seemed to momentarily snap Rarity out her bloodlust, her face slowly becoming smug.
- >She held her bloody hoof to her ear and leaned closer to you, as if she didn't hear you.
- >Bitch.
- >"Hm? What was that?"
- >You grit your teeth in frustration.
- "I'm sorry."
- >"Well, that's fine darling! Just remember that a lady such as myself should never be addressed as a-"
- "Sorry...that you're such a slut!"
- >Rarity freezes in the middle of her lecture.
- >The manic look returns to her face and she starts to tremble with obvious anger.
- >You just give her a smile full of bloodstained teeth.
- >Atleast you'll die with integrity.
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