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Day Anti-Hugbox in Equestria

Sep 13th, 2014
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  1. Inspired by https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/4/25/609055__rarity_human_vulgar_blood_semi-dash-grimdark_dialogue_anon_artist-colon-nobody_slut.png
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  3. >"Call me a slut again."
  4. >You can barely focus on what Rarity is saying.
  5. >Most of your energy is going to breathing despite the several broken ribs you must have.
  6. >The rest is going to not choking on your own blood.
  7. >You can't even laugh at the irony of getting your ass kicked by someone you call 'Marshmallow Pone'.
  8. >Turns out hooves are hard.
  9. >Who knew?
  10. >The pause in your ass-kicking gives you the time to lift your head to get a look at Rarity.
  11. >The hoof that was previously pummeling you is poised over you to continue.
  12. >Rarity has a manic look in her eyes, one of them twitching periodically.
  13. >Reminds you of Twilight when she gets neurotic about something, except not as funny.
  14. >'Slut' must be her trigger.
  15. >If you say the wrong thing, you could die here.
  16. >But, dammit, she was a slut.
  17. >Rarity either flirted or slept with any stallion that she could get something from.
  18. >The girls never called her out on it, just saying it's her being "friendly".
  19. >Yeah, right.
  20. >The same kind of girl played you back on Earth when you were younger.
  21. >You didn't realize how much of a chump you were until you saw her string along another guy.
  22. >You never wanted to end up like that again.
  23. >So when Rarity tried to put the moves on you for a favor, you told Rarity exactly what you thought of her.
  24. >It was all for her sake, really.
  25. >Too bad she didn't see it that way.
  26. >So here you are, near death at the hooves of a crazy cartoon pony.
  27. >Only one thing to do.
  28. "I'm...s-sorry..."
  29. >This seemed to momentarily snap Rarity out her bloodlust, her face slowly becoming smug.
  30. >She held her bloody hoof to her ear and leaned closer to you, as if she didn't hear you.
  31. >Bitch.
  32. >"Hm? What was that?"
  33. >You grit your teeth in frustration.
  34. "I'm sorry."
  35. >"Well, that's fine darling! Just remember that a lady such as myself should never be addressed as a-"
  36. "Sorry...that you're such a slut!"
  37. >Rarity freezes in the middle of her lecture.
  38. >The manic look returns to her face and she starts to tremble with obvious anger.
  39. >You just give her a smile full of bloodstained teeth.
  40. >Atleast you'll die with integrity.
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