No, you can't have a monocle.

<14:40:16> "The boss (Dgdas9)": I WANT A MONOCLE!
<14:40:17> "The boss (Dgdas9)": NOW!
<14:40:21> "The boss (Dgdas9)": MAKE ME A MONOCLE!
<14:40:22> "The boss (Dgdas9)": NOW!
<14:40:30> "The boss (Dgdas9)": Pweease?
<14:40:42> "PeggleFrank": Wb
<14:40:59> "The boss (Dgdas9)": That does nothing
<14:41:04> "The boss (Dgdas9)": See
<14:41:19> "The boss (Dgdas9)": I WANT A MONOCLE!
<14:41:20> "The boss (Dgdas9)": NOW!
<14:41:21> "The boss (Dgdas9)": I SAID NOW!
<14:41:25> "The boss (Dgdas9)": GIMME A MONOCLE!
<14:41:26> "The boss (Dgdas9)": NOW!
<14:41:28> "The boss (Dgdas9)": I SAID NOW!