One day, Giovanni had to get away from it all. His Rockets were grinding his gears with trying to begotiate business with the Yatkuzas. The japanese are not known for their food. They are known for their stubborness. Giovanni wanted to get away from it all. So... he flew a plane, not a Pokemon since that isn't fun, he flew over to the sunny sides of Alola. Alola is so peaceful and sunny. Lots of colorful flowers and calming hawaiin music lingers in the background. When he landed the plane, he got off. He got off super fast, because there were too many foreigners on the plane which reminded him of the home business. Everytime he heard a 'qay passa' or 'bondgour madem mossel', he got really pussed off. All of these languages made him angry to hear. Damnit, Giovanni is here to relax, not work!



Giovanni found a motel on route 2. So, he unpacked his Persian on the bed and turned on the television. There she was. A pretty woman on the screen was selling masaladas. Her gentle blush made Giovanni blush. She spoke. Her soft voice went through one ear and came out the other ear. It was a sight to behold! Old Giovanni well wait... young Giovanni... he felt his heart thimp! This lady was in the town over near him. He told Persian to stay asleep so he could leave.




'Hello madem' he cleared his throat to make that sound when you clear your throat. Guzma's mom turned around and looked up at the Frank Sinotra lookalike.
'Yes?' She asked. Her face blushed at him.
'Want to go make sex? I saw you on tv and had to come sprinting here in a flash!'
Guzma's mon giggled.
'Oh really now?'
'Yes. I even told my Persian to stay asleep on the bed."





Yes, he does. I wonder if they're related in any way. Giovanni was probably a loose man and he fucked Guzma's mom when visiting Alola. Then Guzma's dad kind of knows this, which is why he's an ass hole. The mom never told him, but he suspects Guzma is not his kid. Giovanni doesn't know, but Guzma's mom knows. She knows because she didn't have sex with her husband in that time period when Giovanni was visiting. She was saving it for marriage. So Guzma is Silver's brother.


That was the thought in Guzma's head years later after being born and being an adult. How can his dad be an ass hole? His fake dad.
'Mom can I talk to you?'
'Go ahead honey bunches'
'Is Giovanni my paw?'
'How did you know?'
'Mom I wasn't born yesterday.'