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Harbinger: Jayce 3

Jul 26th, 2012
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  1. > With hammers, nails, pliers, saws, screwdrivers, and a blowtorch you thin the herd slowly
  2. > Relishing in the fear and pain in their screams and faces.
  3. > "EEEEAAGHH! BIIIIIG HUWTIES HEWP!SANTAH NUU NICE! SANTA MEANIE! I SOWWY NUU BE BAD!"
  4. > Wittew weggies broken by crushing blows
  5. > "WEGGIES HEWP FWUFFY NUU BE MEANIE HEWP WUN! PWEEEEASE HEWP! HEWP FWUFFY!"
  6. > Nails in hooves, eyes, ears, no-nos, poopies, through legs into the ground, and in every other body part imaginable
  7. > "SQEEEEEEEEE FOOTSIES HUWTY! Whew offa fwuffys nuu see dawk! WHA? I NUU HEAW FWUFFIES! EEEEEEEEEEEEE- NUU SPECIAW PWACE HUWTY BIIIIIIG!"
  8. > Pliers remove the useless nubs of teeth one by one, toungues torn outtear off tails, and a personal favorite remove no-nos in the worst way possible
  9. > "AAAAAAAAAAAH!! MAAH TOOUFIESSH HHUUWHHIEE! WHAAH? GHAGHBALA HHOUGHE WHEW GHOO?! Wha' you doin Santah? Why touch fwuffy no-no's? Nuu! Nuu huwt Nuu NUUUUUUU AAAAH!!"
  10. > Saws cut into fluff and flesh removing legs, severing spines, bisecting, disecting, and disemboweling
  11. > "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH FWUFFY WEGGIES NUU WOWK NUU FEEW WEGGIES WHY?! WHY NUU WUN?! WHY HUWT FWUFFY?"
  12. > Screwdrivers slowly twist into flesh and give lobotomies with interesting results
  13. > "Wha' dat fingie? WHAA HUWTY HEAD! HUWT- Wha? Whew... whew am I? Who... am I? WHAT AM I HEWP! NUU KNOW WHAT I AM! WHAT IS MY PUWPOUSE?!"
  14. > The blowtorch, though smaller than the standard issue flame thrower, has great effect on the flamable fuffy fluff
  15. > "Fiwe pwetty! You nuu huwt fwuffy? Iss so wawm! Wuv wawm! W.. wawm too wawm santah! Hewp! Wawm too wawm! HEWP HEWP! FWUFFY BUWNIN! HEA-aAAAAAA! HEEEEWWP FWUFFY!"
  16. > Ah the cacophony of screams an pleas for wuv, huggies, and huwties go way sound like the sweetest bells to your ears
  17. > After five hours the sun has almost set
  18. > Looks like you've enjoyed yourself for a little too long
  19. > Now comes your favorite part
  20. > A shame you can't make it last
  21. > The dams and foals are sitting by themselves with their smarty still tied to his mare
  22. > They have shit and pissed themselves with fear like all other fluffies many times today, but they manage to shit again when they see you turn to them
  23. > A wide grin has settled itself on your face like a crecent moon or cheschire cat
  24. > Wading through the shit, blood, and piss covered field stepping on or kicking injured and dying fluffies out of the way
  25. > "OWIES! WHY? I SOWWWWWWY! SO SOWWWWWWY!" "EEEEEE HUWTY!" *Crunch* "GHABFFHAAAHAA"
  26. > With blood, shit, piss, and fluff staining your body you look like a dirty santa
  27. > Minus the beard
  28. > Picking up a bouquet of foals you gently snip the tie letting them tumble out of your hands
  29. > You are close enough to the ground that they are unhurt, minor owies aside
  30. > "Waa mummah, whew mummah, hungwy, scawed, wan mummah, mummah"
  31. > Grabbing one of the foals you hold it up to the dams
  32. > "Gif bebeh nuu huwty! Bebeh nuu bad! Hewp bebeh!"
  33. > You grab it's leg with your finger and thumb and slowly begin to twist
  34. > It chirps and cries and flails its other legs
  35. > "Mummah! Mummah! Wuv! Mummah! Wuv! Mummah! Mummah! Hewp! HEWP! EEE EEE EEE EEEEE!"
  36. > You slowly twist its leg till you feel the bones crack and the leg is completely backwards
  37. > "NUUUUUU NUU HUWT BABEH! MUMMAH HEWP BEBEH MUMMA SAVE BEBEH! GHa!"
  38. > You stuff the baby into her mouth and twist the other legs one by one
  39. > The dam screams but doesn't bite down trying to save the baby
  40. > Then with all of his legs broken you turn him around his head wet with drool but still chirping for help but not speaking
  41. > "EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE!"
  42. > You turn the foal around and squeeze hard sliding your fingers down the body towards his back
  43. > Right into the dams mouth
  44. > "Nuuu! Nuu taste pwetty! Why bebeh make bad poopies on mamah?!"
  45. > The chirping pick ups and the foal lets out a final scream as its organs are forced out of its anus into the dams open mouth
  46. > You repeat this process with each foal on the ground each chirping for help and wuv
  47. > And each dying screaming
  48. > Once you are done you notice the dam has prematurely birthed her own foals
  49. > The underdeveloped ponies are barely breathing and try to cry out but are unable to speak or crawl
  50. > Useless leg nubs scrape on the ground and they roll around for help
  51. > You pick these up and show them to the dam who is now mobile but seems unaware that she has birthed
  52. "Your babys are here you bad momma, you didn't clean them"
  53. > "WAN BEBEHS I CWEAN I NUU BAD DEY NUU BAD NUUUU HWUTY SANTAH!"
  54. > They're still calling you santa, this is hillarious
  55. "Well then, CLEAN THEM UP!"
  56. > You force the tiny underdeveloped foals into the dams mouth one at a time
  57. > She gasps and gargles for help but the smarty has long since stopped fighting he simply sits hugging his mare with his free leg
  58. > The five foals are in her mouth
  59. > You close her mouth shut and the squirming foals fight for their lives against her mouth
  60. > She swallows, a reflex, but she immediately starts screaming
  61. > "NUUUUUUU- BEBEHS IN TUMMY! I SOWWY BEBEHS! I NUU MEAN TO EAT BEBEHS! HEWP! HEWP MISTAH! BEBEHS NEE HEWP! NUU NUMMMIES! HEWP! HEWWWWP!"
  62. > She forgot you were Santah, pity
  63. "Okay, I'll get your babys out."
  64. > "Oh! Thank you hooman! Thank you!"
  65. > You flip her over her stomach moving with babys in her
  66. > And take out your hack saw
  67. > Those of you in the audience can probably see where this is going
  68. > Her joy turns to abject horror as you saw into her stomach
  69. > And then her stomach
  70. > And through her spine
  71. > You open her like a fluffy candy
  72. > The foals, some cut in half, others dissolved from acid are all dead.
  73. > "NUUUU BEBEHHHHS I SOOO SOWWWY HHH- HH- I SOOO SOWWY BEBEhs I i.. so... soww..."
  74. > She dies cut in half with all her brood dead.
  75. > The other dams share simmilar fates.
  76. > Some plea for their lives, their foals, for huggies, wuv, sowwy, but they all die in excruciating agony.
  77. > Ah, there is no feeling like this in the world.
  78. > With all the foals and dams dead, except for the smarties you pack up
  79. > All around you shitting, bleeding, moaning fluffies beg for huggies to make the pain go away
  80. > You take your machete to each
  81. > The cleanup team doesn't report abuse but won't clean up if the fluffies aren't dead
  82. > No paycheck if your job isn't done
  83. > Doesn't mean you can't have some fun
  84. > With smarty, mare, and foals zip tied together in hand you return to the van to have some extra special fun with them
  85. > The farmer takes one look at you and frowns
  86. > "Did the little shits get what they deserve?"
  87. "If I could have it my way, they would still be getting what they deserve"
  88. > Farmer smiles and walks inside
  89. > Creepy fuck but hey
  90. > So are you
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