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  1. Funny story from last night's dnd game.
  2. Our party was traveling with this caravan and we have this one guy who doesn't take the game seriously and ends up pissing off most of the npc's usually. So he flirts with a female moon elf and she falls wildly in love with him, but she;s like level 12 and we;re only level 4. This guy immediately tries to back track and she puts him under gaias to act like a dog. It gets better though.
  3. This guy decides to drink some dwarven gut wrencher (he is a half elf). He gets so sick that his "girlfriend" ends up taking care of him like a dog.
  4. Anyways once he's mostly recovered the next day he goes looking for someone to talk to. He finds this mute elf whose brother i have actually befriended. The elf talks in a version sign language that only his brother speaks. So the guy comes over and tries to strike up a conversation. The elf replied in his sign language and the guy just starts moving his hands. This next part is awesome.
  5. The elf comes over to his brother whom i am currently talking to and tells him that the guy tried to propose. Thankfully word has gotten around by now he's more than a little crazy. So the brother simply says,
  6. "you're friend is weird."
  7. And i reply "i know."
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