Adventures of Dantgil in #Dickmegle - Part 6

-*- abstersiveTournure He had always hated crying -- hated the feeling of thick emotion and saliva in his throat and hot tears and the raw, humiliating discomfort -- there was no comfortable way to cry, except in a vague memory of being held and soothed by a feminine voice -- and that was long gone.
-*- abstersiveTournure But in moments like this, that memory didn't feel so distant. Gentle, familiar reassurance, an arm around him, always there when he needed it.
-*- abstersiveTournure The words were light and encouraging just like their mother but so painfully, obtrusively Dante. He didn't respond, far too busy hiccuping and trying to catch his breath and trying to stop crying -- he did more than enough of this when --
-*- abstersiveTournure He'd spent days alternating between raging at the nearest living thing and sobbing into the very same, often jumping between those two things by the heartbeat. And then he'd gotten back, alone, and he just wanted to --
-*- abstersiveTournure He didn't want to think about it anymore. It was over, and he was still guilty of it all but it was past, and justice didn't seem so appealing when it meant facing everything he was responsible for alongside this ache. It was over and Dante was okay, this time.
-*- abstersiveTournure He held his breath, swallowed, breathed through his nose, and then couldn't do much more than shake like a wet stray in a hard frost. He wanted to get up and move on.
-*- abstersiveTournure One step at a time.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Well, he wasn't crying anymore. Not overtly, at least; those only so much you could do to hide those pesky, silent tears. But he wasn't sobbing like a fire hydrant on the fritz, and that...
-*- chthonianGunslinger That was better. Not good, but better. The guilt still weighed heavily in his heart, but at least it wasn't threatening to explode on him anymore. Dante could deal with that. Maybe.
-*- chthonianGunslinger He didn't even know what he did wrong, but it must've been bad. Real bad. Super bad. And with all this blood everywhere...
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Oh.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Oh shit. Most of it was probably his, considering how he felt like he'd just been steamrolled, but--
-*- non The moment you realize a mildly interested face blinking down at you from the tree is up to y'all. Till then he'll just sorta chill out and pick his nose a little bit.
-*- chthonianGunslinger "hey, listen...you're okay, right?" He asked, trying and failing to hide the concern in his voice. "not bruisin' too bad, i hope."
-*- The_Andyman Around when Dave wandered off some place or another, the St. John brother decided to take things into his own hands-- besides! It ain't like he's coming in completely unannounced. And it'd be a /real/ shame if it were a dinner for just one. ... Though, it wasn't that long into his search that his attention was brought to the robot flying thROUGH THE SKY--
-*- chthonianGunslinger And there goes the nervous laughter. Not at all convincing, no, but he had to do something to hide the fact that he was already searching for any bloodied wounds. He didn't need to worry his brother any more than he already had. Just...had to keep it cool. Somehow.
-*- The_Andyman ... And smack dab into the middle of the dairy farm. Got /dangit/, looks like the neighbors ended up comin' down by themselves. Shit, Mama ain't gonna be too happy with some unidentified flyin' piece of scrap crashin' in the front yard. Sure, it wouldn't be too much of a problem now that they've kicked it, but... still. He quickly made his way back to the
<The_Andyman> farm in question, readying himself to be the welcoming host to some folk that are probably suffering from a mild concussion.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Were he not so embroiled in comforting his brother, he might've felt the eyes. Might've felt a presence of some sort, watching.
<-> The_Andyman is now known as Jaspers|The_Andyman
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-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman ... With a frisky feline fellow in the fanciest of formals following to the farm! Dinner sounded nice. Real nice! And it was a /dairy/ /farm/-- a farm with more milk than Jaspers could ever imagine! And-- and they've got a /cow/! He's never seen a cow before, not ever.
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman Today's going to be an excellent day! <:3
<-> chthonianGunslinger is now known as cocksureGuttersnipe
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But even if he did, he'd push it away. Cast it aside as just another quirky side effect of his ever present paranoia. It wasn't important. Nothing was importnat. Only this.
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<-> augh is now known as why
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (nonaughwhy)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (i can dig it)
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> [[Ffffff]]
<why> my chat thing is fuckin up)
<-> why is now known as non
<non> there we go)
<abstersiveTournure> (Nonaughwhy sounds like an obscure little country south of Norway.)
<non> shut up and bleed to death kthx)
<abstersiveTournure> [omf rude]
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> [[Incredibly r00d]]
<-> non is now known as transientChasm
-*- abstersiveTournure "I'm fine." He tried to say it firmly, almost harsh in his desperation to sound okay, but it came out as a shuddering kind of groan on the cusp of a sob. He just wanted to scrub away these tears and get it together and get up and not talk about this, stop being such a damn good brother.
-*- transientChasm Well, looks like they're gonna live. Might as well help them.
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman The trip wasn't especially long, as to be expected-- and just as expectedly, the scene wasn't especially pretty. Aw, shit. Right under the tree! They /just/ got that swing fixed and everything. And now it's got blood /all/ /over/ /it/. ... Brings back some memories, actually! He holds back a wistful sigh. "What th'/fuck/'s goin'--"
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> "I--"
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> "/Shit/, what *haPPENED*--"
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman These are the first things that he asks. Hospitable.
-*- abstersiveTournure Simultaneously, he didn't want to get up -- but he heard something, footsteps, very nearby --
<transientChasm> "Looks like some demons done crashed into your tree, motherfucker."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "hey, c'mon, you don't gotta be brave fer-"
-*- transientChasm Says the lad currently skinning his way down said tree's trunk. You get a great view of his buttcrack as his ill-fitting pants hitch down before he drops heavily to the ground.
<transientChasm> "Yo," he says to his fellow preteens. "Fancy seein' y'all again."
-*- abstersiveTournure He reeled upright, buried his eyes in the crook of his own elbow as though it would hide anything, and bared his teeth to draw seething, unsteady breaths. As though withdrawing automatically at the approach of strangers, his tears and emotions were forced halfway back into the gutter of his mind.
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman A hand is brought to Andy's head as the damage is briefly assessed-- not that it'd matter, too much. It could all be washed right away with a thought-- a clean slate, brand new, save for the afformentioned duo of demons in the picture. "Y'don't say."
<transientChasm> "Got some nice wings this time. I can see the bones in that one of 'em. That's cool as fuck."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe And then, suddenly, there was a hillbilly and some kid hiding up in the tree and someone, somewhere, had thrown the word demon around. Not in reverent nor timid whispers, either-- it was said casually, almost carelessly, like it was some word that could just be thrown around.
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> "... You look a little hurt dante are you ok--"
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman dO THEY HAVE A SWING--
<transientChasm> "Yeah, so like. You gonna try to shoot 'em, or help 'em? 'Cause like, they fell out the /sky/, and I'm not sure if the gun would work or just make them more mad."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe The word shocks him so badly that he hardly notices that it's the same kid from before. The clown kid who had thrown them under a rollercoaster and hardly batted an eye at it. No, no, that didn't matter at all.
<transientChasm> "I don't really give a fuck about helpin' 'em because for real, Jesus probably already hates my ass."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He wanted to grill that kid down to the barest bones, as if that would somehow invalidate that word and make it all okay, but--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But now they were talking about them like they were just objects sitting there and his head fucking hurt like a jackhammer and--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe And--
-*- transientChasm Said ass is currently being casually brushed off with one of the kid's pudgy hands before he offers both hands to the brothers rolling around in the dust. "Yo. Y'all kinda got an adrenaline seeking problem, not gonna lie. Think you can stand?"
-*- abstersiveTournure Bleary-eyed, red-cheeked, and still very close to crying again, Vergil slowly removed his arm and beheld the accosters -- some guy who reeked of drugs like the neighbor some days in one of the Colorado houses, the new guy they'd seen earlier, and one pink-furred feline, and Dante looked wholly ready to tear into them.
-*- abstersiveTournure pUNCH
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> "Don't see no reason t'be shootin' 'em-- looks like they've already took one hell've a whoopin' themselves." God, he just.
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman He wanted to have a nice even--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "'ey, i'm standin' right here! standin' n' /bleedin/' might i add. but no, please, don't let me stop ya. keep on talkin' like it's another day in the office. i'll be just fine."
-*- abstersiveTournure It was literally all he could do, throat too clogged to speak without crying -- so he just socked his brother in the arm, not giving it too much thought. (He'd feel bad in a minute when it occurred to him that he just punched a probably concussed and otherwise injured person.)
<transientChasm> "Haha, for real. Last time I saw these dudes, they were on the track of a running rollercoaster. Wild as hell."
<abstersiveTournure> [also he punched Dante just to make that clear?]
<abstersiveTournure> ['cause]
<abstersiveTournure> [Dante pls settle down, ur brother is sTRESS]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Did he have to snap so sharply at them? Maybe, maybe not. But if he didn't say something, he was gonna--
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> [[Fffffff]]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe OW.
-*- abstersiveTournure Glare.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe His arm--
-*- transientChasm The boy waves his already-extended hands at Dante. "I am /trying/ to help your ass up, bro."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Agh, god, that fucking hurt.
<transientChasm> "Think you can walk?"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (guys pls)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (i can't)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (do everything at once)
<abstersiveTournure> [unu]
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman knows, is]]
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman v sorry umu]]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Why'd you have to go and do that, Vergil? Now he feels like just tearing the thing off so it wouldn't be screaming in agony anymore. Yeah, thanks a lot.
<transientChasm> "I'm pretty sure this dude is the motherfucker that lives in that farmhouse and he /doesn't/ wanna call a preacher on your wing-havin' asses."
<transientChasm> "I'm as surprised as you are."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Now he has to deal with all this while he felt like a real life burning man.
<transientChasm> "I'd call it a miracle just for the irony, if that shit weren't fake as hell and also not funny."
<Jaspers|The_Andyman> "Don't need no lip, son-- 'specially when y'just crashed into /my/ family's farm." Ugh, reminded Andy of when /he/ was a kid. It also reminded him of how much of a pain in the ass he was when he was a kid. "Take it y'all're from that big ol' house down th'road?" Negating the fact that there's. Not really any road to begin with. Or that Dante's in /agony/.
-*- Jaspers|The_Andyman Looked like just a scratch t'him.
-*- abstersiveTournure ...yeah, he felt really bad about that punch, in hindsight. But he was scared and hurting and desperate not to be eaten alive by guilt, even if he knew he deserved it (and avoiding what he deserved made him feel all the worse) -- but he couldn't handle it. He looked away from Dante and focused on the strangers instead.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Already plenty irritated by the name calling, the ignoring, and now the burning, it wasn't much of a surprise that he snapped again. Clutching his injured arm with his slightly less injured arm, he twisted his head to glare at the kid's offered hand. "do you ever shut yer trap? i'm surprised yer mouth just doesn't fall off with all that ramblin' of yers."
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<-> Jaspers|The_Andyman is now known as The_Andyman
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "n' i can get up just fine on my own, thanks. don't need some seein' eye clown helpin' me up."
-*- abstersiveTournure ...the. Very odd strangers. He coughed to clear his throat and started quietly, hoarsely, "I --" and there went Dante again, sounding almost bitter, and definitely unhappy.
-*- Jaspers It looked just /terrible/ to Jaspers, though! Honestly, if it weren't for the excitement of a /swing/-- the cherry on top of the sundae-- he'd be breaking down in tears at just the sight! His usually happy, excited grin that shined on everything around him was contorted to a very, very concerned frown.
-*- Jaspers (Mainly because they're blocking the swing--)
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Of course, it wouldn't be enough to just say it. He had to prove it, too. Anything to prove that he was doing just fine and they could all mosey on out now. He clutched his brother tightly, leaving his arm-- his definitely, absolutely broken arm-- free to throb and pulse with pain. Okay, bro, time to get up now. Just gotta bend his knees a bit and--
<transientChasm> Shrug. "Aight."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Ah, fUCK--
-*- abstersiveTournure Ahem. Let's try that again. "We are fr-om the Manor, y-yes," he rasped out, clearing his throat again at the end. "I apologize for ending up o-on your family's farm." Not that it could be helped, really.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe NORTH STARS OVER A FUCKIN' MANGER, OW--
-*- abstersiveTournure And he'll just. Gently. Reach out to help his brother. It was painful to watch, why wouldn't he just sit still --
<Jaspers> "Are you both gonna be okay? You look really really hurt! Did you get into an accident on the swing? I--" He idly pondered on what could really be done, but. He was just a cat! Maybe he could just. Offer hugs and kisses and pettings? That usually made /him/ feel better, anyway.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Whump. With a low hiss that only hinted at the agony he was in, he landed rather ungracefully back down onto the tree.
-*- Jaspers It's like a universal cure for everything.
<abstersiveTournure> [Jaspersprite you cute]
-*- transientChasm He can't hide a smile as Dante hurts himself again. Now who's the seeing eye clown, biiiitch?
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Oh, shut up. He was gonna wipe that shit-eating grin off your face the moment he got up from this fucking tree--
-*- abstersiveTournure "(Sit still,)" he hissed, gently shuffling to sit beside the agonized form. "(You're not in any shape to move.)"
<The_Andyman> "/Well/ now! Looks like we're gonna be knockin' two birds down with one stone." Couldn't help but feel a bit happy with this turn of events. Wow, Dante, a lot of people sure are smiling while you're suffering legitimate undeniable pain. "I was just plannin' on lookin' fer some folks back down there t'invite fer supper. What're new neighbors t'do, right?"
-*- transientChasm The smile remains as he looks up, eyebrows raising. Food? "That invitation extended to everybody?"
-*- abstersiveTournure Oh -- Jaspersprite. The feline princess sprite was present, looking terribly worried and uncertain as to what to do. And they're being invited to supper with his brother in this condition.
<The_Andyman> "Don't you worry 'bout droppin' by, it ain't nothin' some elbow grease can't fix. What y'/should/ be worryin' 'bout yerselves!"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Corpus christi on a cross, what was wrong with these people?
-*- abstersiveTournure "What in God's great black hell are you on."
<The_Andyman> "Just lookit ya, yer worse than a-- oh! Don't see why not. Th'more th'merrier! And I'm sure we can up'nd fit another guest're two in."
-*- The_Andyman Food and swings =/= Dante
-*- abstersiveTournure The words were still hoarse but steady, almost angry, because in the past twenty minutes he'd been through immense emotional turmoil twice over and they were discussing dinner plans.
-*- abstersiveTournure Better be the God damned last supper.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Okay. Okay. He had to handle this. Somehow, he had to take care of this. He didn't want to, but someone had to. He pressed a hand into his eye-- the broken arm had reflexively twitched in the movement, but had only served to bring more fucking pain-- as he tried to get his bearings straight. Easier said than done. So easier said than done.
<The_Andyman> "Would y'all just relax fer a got dang second? Don't look like nothing t'me. Hell, all y'need is some food in ya and some good ol' tlc, and y'all gonna be back on yer feet before y'know it. Hey, Mama!" The house is called to idly-- almost obnoxiously loudly, given how two brothers are getting over recent grieving wounds. "Y'mind comin' out here fer a second?"
<The_Andyman> "We got us some visitors!"
<transientChasm> "Not a damn thing, personally. But I kinda figured you fellas would be averse to goin' to a hospital."
<transientChasm> "What with your condition, and all. You feel me?"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "listen billy bob, as much as i'd love to take yer offer n' all i--"
-*- abstersiveTournure ...squint.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "...hey--!"
<transientChasm> "And it seems like this motherfucker intends to set your arm and all that too, in addition to feedin' you."
<Jaspers> "What condition? Are you sick dante? 3:"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Ugh, what was he even doing? Whatever it was, it was making his ears ring. Stupid hillbilly ghost.
<transientChasm> "So I don't really see what the hell y'all's problem is, for real."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "are you even listenin'? i said i'm fine. for christ's sakes, s'not like i'm gonna die or anythin'!"
<-> The_Andyman is now known as Brenda|AndyStJohn
<transientChasm> "I was /talkin/ to blue guy. He seems more worried 'bout your arm than you are, dogg."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Oh man, Jaspers was here too. How did Jaspers get here? How did any of these people get here?
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [haha yeah uh]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [dante was talking to andy]
<Jaspers> [[Fff]]
<transientChasm> eh, maybe gamzee thought he was talkin to him)
<transientChasm> he been called billy bob before)
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...Agh, there was no time to think about that. Made his head swim too fast. There'd be time to think about all that later. Right now, he needed to...do something.
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> " 'Course y'won't-- but y'don't sit down fer somethin' t'eat lookin' a mess like you do." Kids. Always gotta be so... /difficult/. It's why he was never planning on having any of his own, really. Would be too much trouble, for him. That and... well. Apocalypse. That puts a damper on things. "C'mon, th'least y'all can do fer crashin' in our front lawn is let u
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> s help y'all out."
-*- transientChasm Gamzee then rises from his crouch and turns around to see who else is coming. He looks vaguely concerned, as he doesn't really have a great history with people called 'ma'. Or with anyone emerging from a farmhouse at all, to be honest.
<abstersiveTournure> [stabs computer multiple times in the face]
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> "What's all this racket goin' on out her-- oh my stars!" Cue the somewhat overset woman making her way through the farm house's door and down the steps. "What happened? Did y'all run into a lil' trouble on yer way here?" A hand was brought to her mouth in concern. Aw, shoot-- and here she was, thinking things would be a whole lot safer now that they finally d
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> ropped.
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn Ah, well.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe God, how he wished he could imagine the pain away, but just the very thought of doing that made his head throb and whine in discontent. Now wasn't the time to be thinking hard about much of anything, let alone his imagination.
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn At least they didn't crash into the /fence/-- they'd be fried like goose! And... that'd just kind of ruin the whole dinner.
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn Wouldn't /that/ be a shame.
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn also touches Nitro's face omo]]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe And these people did want to help, even if they seemed more concerned with dinner than anything else.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe And you know what? He was getting kind of sick of dinner.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [k]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [tiem 2 puase]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [4 neetro]
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> [[Fff]]
-*- abstersiveTournure e[yes pls]
<abstersiveTournure> [compooper is freezing horribly]
<abstersiveTournure> [though it's cooperating a tiny bit now]
<abstersiveTournure> [wh a t the heck are you doing compooper]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [ go go go nitro]
-*- abstersiveTournure His head hurt, and Dante was hurting, and Jaspers was worrying, and these two random strangers were kind of being impossible, and everything was moving too damn quickly. And he didn't want to try and struggle and fail to keep up and force some actual help out of these two and make Dante cooperate and.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [i have]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [all the faith in u]
-*- abstersiveTournure Vergil very quietly pulled his knees up and curled forward and ignored them. He knew he'd have to deal with them, but...maybe after they shut up and aren't being entirely insufferable.
-*- abstersiveTournure Mumble mumble mutter.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Well, whatever, this lady wasn't completely obnoxious yet. Maybe he could reason with her? Hell, it was better than all of his other choices-- save for comforting Jaspers, which seemed too monumental of a task at the moment-- and he sure as hell didn't want to spend the rest of his days bleeding out here. "listen lady, this ain't anything ya gotta worry yer pretty lil' head 'bout. just got into a lil' bit of
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i mean, i 'ppreciate yer concern n' all but--"
<abstersiveTournure> [got into a lil' bit of]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> ["listen lady, this ain't anything ya gotta worry yer pretty lil' head 'bout. just got into a lil' bit of a scuffle out here, that's all."]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "seriously, it ain't no big deal. this'll all heal in no time, i swear."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe There. Convincing enough? Hell, he hoped so. He didn't want all his pained grinning to go to waste, now did he?
-*- abstersiveTournure No, that wasn't really convincing at all.
-*- abstersiveTournure But maybe Vergil just knew better.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But then he glanced at his brother, just to keep tabs, and it was hard not to notice how pathetically helpless he looked right now. That definitely put a damper on his facade, drooping his grin into a rather unsporting frown.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(...hey, you okay?)"
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> "Oh, hush-- no need t'go lyin' through yer teeth. It don't look like nothin'! And it'd be awfully rude' not t'do anythin' 'bout it. It could get up'nd infected if y'leave it be." The woman gives the wound a concerned look, biting the inside of her cheek. "Must've been some scuffle. Ah haven't seen anybody wind up this bad since Danny got in that accident with
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> th'tractor! Y'all sure?"
-*- abstersiveTournure "(...Mh.)"
-*- abstersiveTournure There's that infamous long-winded eloquence, striking again.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Astounding.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(...oh, c'mon, y'know y'can do better than that.)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(yer not even gonna try t'throw a numbnuts or two in there? oh, verge, i thought i knew ya better than that.)"
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn 'Mh numbnuts'
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn Dialogue by Vergil Redgrave
-*- transientChasm Gamzee chuckles to himself as he imagines what the incident with the tractor could have been.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe As it turned out, humor was excruciatingly hard to pull off when your entire body was lit up like a wire...but it was the least he could do for his brother. Someone had to be the support around here and it sure as hell wasn't gonna be anyone else.
-*- abstersiveTournure He could've done a lot of things better than he did, his word choice not the least of them. He should've made so many decisions better. Maybe it would've fixed something, anything.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Mama, however, he thought he could deal with. At least she wasn't completely dense like some other people he might know. "...infected?"
-*- Jaspers thinks these people talk real silly, if you ask him. Extra nice! But they just. Talk silly. It almost makes him laugh! But he did his best not to-- laughing at people for how they talked would be downright mean, and that would make him a bully! Especially when they were so kind as to offer his friends help. And dinner. And they have a cow! He'll have to a
<Jaspers> sk about the cow.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "oh, baby, y'must be new 'round here. 'cause last i heard, ghosts can't exactly get infected."
-*- Jaspers He's never seen a real live cow before, except on milk cartons.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "listen, i'll be fine in no time flat. just gotta get rid of this stupid freakin' headache--"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Urgh, didn't you pick an ironic time to start throbbing again. Haha, real funny brain. Real funny. You're such a joker.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i..."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i'm sure."
<transientChasm> "Ghosts? Shit, blue guy shoulda asked what /you/ were on, dogg."
<transientChasm> "Or I guess you got like, a concussion. That would probably be why you're all delirious and shit."
-*- abstersiveTournure But everything he touched, everything that had ever touched him, fell apart. He knew he was responsible for most of them. The game. Dante's mental health. Dante's emotional and physical health. He should've been a better brother. Maybe -- maybe things would've been different. They wouldn't have played the game, could've just died with the rest of the world, been at peace, and he wouldn't feel so guilty.
-*- abstersiveTournure He could not express it, though. Dante was damaged enough without him making matters worse than he already had.
-*- abstersiveTournure So he listened and hoped Dante would just...forget he was there, focus on the woman and on Jaspers and on the hillbilly boy and clown instead. They could probably do more for him than Vergil.
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn should]]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [They wouldn't have played the game, could've just died with the rest of the world, been at peace, and he woul]
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn probably have dropped reference pictures to go by huh ffff]]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [first post got cut off here 8y]
-*- abstersiveTournure could've just died with the rest of the world, been at peace, and he wouldn't feel so guilty.
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn http://images.wikia.com/walkingdead/images/1/11/Andy_St_John.jpg  http://images.wikia.com/walkingdead/images/0/02/Brenda_videojuego.jpg  ]]
-*- Brenda|AndyStJohn :y]]
<abstersiveTournure> [Andy your chin]
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> [[Andy's chin can stop a bullet]]
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> [[Fact]]
<abstersiveTournure> [Is he]
<abstersiveTournure> [The Crimson Chin]
<Brenda|AndyStJohn> [[Y e s]]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [hAAAA]
<-> Brenda|AndyStJohn is now known as Brenda|crimsonChitlin
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin i foUND MY HANDLE
<abstersiveTournure> [yES]
<transientChasm> oh my g)
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> "Well, ah ain't gonna push're nothin'-- but still, yer not gonna be sittin' down at a table've /mine/ in no condition like that." ... "Oh! Where is my head-- ah didn't even ask if y'were plannin' on stickin' 'round, either. Or even give my name! I'm Brenda St. John, and this here's Andy!" Pat pats shoulder for confirmation.
- {Day changed to Wed Nov 21 00:00:00 2012}
<abstersiveTournure> [Just a heads-up: I'm actually pretty sleepy tonight so I may fall asleep earlier than usual.]
<Jaspers> [[Ffff, that's alright 8y We can always put things off again if necessary? o:]]
<abstersiveTournure> [Problem with that is I won't be able to RP again 'til Saturday, so I wanna do what we can. uwu]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Jesus. Look at his brother. Didn't even volley back his jab. Just looking at his brother made him feel so...helpless. Like he was just part of the problem.
-*- Jaspers uvu]]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe And the last thing he wanted to was be more of a problem. He'd already done enough of that. Being problematic to everyone and everything. Heads up everyone, here comes the living problem boy.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Better get out of the way folks, things were about to get ugly real fast.
-*- transientChasm Satisfied that the woman was not going to tell him to get off her land and/or try to get him to bathe, as has been the case with many other such 'ma's, he turns back to the demon brothers, frowning slightly.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Fuck, no, he was done being a problem. Especially his brother's problem. He'd given Vergil enough grief to last a lifetime and then some. It was about goddamn time he did something good.
<abstersiveTournure> [why do we always]
<abstersiveTournure> [brothers]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Andy and Danny too are brothers]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[They can talk about things]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Like]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[How adequate being a brother is]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[And uh]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Guns]]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe It would pain him to do this, maybe even kill him, but...
-*- Jaspers While Jaspers was especially worried about Dante's health, he couldn't help but be concerned about Vergil. He just seemed so... miserable. Crestfallen, even. Here Jaspers was, hoping for a fun evening! And you can't have a fun evening when somebody's so upset! One sad apple spoils the whole happy barrel.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Maybe it wouldn't be so bad, being doted on. At least then he wouldn't be anyone's probably.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> *pROBLEM]
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-*- Jaspers ... That's how the saying goes, right?
-*- Jaspers Right.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Hell, maybe they discovered the secret to imagining cable.
-*- transientChasm Damn, them two were awful hard on themselves. Yes he knows that their self-hating monologues were entirely internal. He has a feelin', is all.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "oh, uh, right. right. nice t'meet ya n' all that."
<abstersiveTournure> [yes hi Tits :3]
<Rabbit> (hiya :y)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "m'dante, n' this lil' rain cloud over here is vergil."
<abstersiveTournure> [We continued the RP from last night, oop? Mostly it's just Andy and Gamzee and Brenda with depressed brothers. If you wanna join in as downed Rabbit, I am pretty sure I can include him without him having to be magically fixed up and hobbling over to join the group. o:]
<abstersiveTournure> [Or you can join in as anyone else, if you want. uwu]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe No reason to point out that they were brothers or anything. Anyone who wasn't denser than a boulder could see that.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "..."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...hey, listen, i know i said m'fine n' everythin'-- n' don't get me wrong, i totally am-- but..."
<Rabbit> (yes good. I was going to have rabbit sort of untangle himself I suppose, but I am very okay with him being spotted)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i mean--"
<Rabbit> (well not initially, but after it was clear that dante and verg were going to spend some time by the tree,,,)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "s'not like i'm gonna get back to the manor or anythin' like this."
<abstersiveTournure> [Yeah, sorry about that. owo']
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "n' it's not like i need anythin' or some shit like that. just a bed. you got beds, right?"
<Jaspers> "Swear. 3:"
-*- abstersiveTournure triggered
-*- Jaspers rigorously so
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Somehow, he had managed to accept their offer without ever really accepting it at all. Truly, a talented boy.
-*- Jaspers #swears
-*- abstersiveTournure tag your language
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> "Well, Dante. Vergil. Pleased as punch t'meet all've ya! Not too often that we get visitors 'round these parts, anymore." Nodnod. Yes, it was pretty damn obvious that they were related, thanks for clearing that up, /Dante/'/s/ /inner/ /monologue/.
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> "Oh! 'Course we do. We got a bed just up th'stairs with yer name on it, s'matter of fact. Gonna be right as rain 'fore y'know it, don't worry fer a minute."
<Jaspers> "You should see the cow though dante they said they have a cow! I never saw a cow before i kind of want to see it. :3"
-*- abstersiveTournure Swear, the cat said, as though the word had no other meaning -- but quite suddenly something triggered in Vergil's head and he rolled forward, up to his feet, restless and haunted.
<abstersiveTournure> [triggered 8y]
<transientChasm> "Yeah, cows are pretty alright."
-*- Jaspers See? Gamzee gets it! 83
-*- Rabbit cows are assholes
-*- Rabbit one tried to eat my vest once >:c
-*- Rabbit although it was a demon cow from the eighth demension
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Get offa my farm
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin cOCKS SHOTGUN
-*- Rabbit I can't my systems are off
-*- transientChasm we dont take kindly to robits around here
-*- Rabbit it's /robuts/
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin yer systems aint gonna be the only thing yall gonna have off
-*- transientChasm rabutts
-*- Rabbit well you better deal with me being here cause there's no way I'm moving
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin RETRIEVES COW--
-*- abstersiveTournure He'd sworn a lot of things, most of them to himself -- and being reminded of it made it all the more starkly apparent that he had failed to honor even one. He spun on his heel, started walking without a word. Dante was strong, to have survived so long with such a failure for a brother. These people were kind enough. He'd be fine. (And it wasn't like Vergil was leaving. Not forever. Even if he knew he deserved it, that Dante would be better off, he was selfish. He could never do that.)
<abstersiveTournure> [did that get cut off]
<Rabbit> (Even if he knew he deserved it,
-*- abstersiveTournure Even if he knew he deserved it, that Dante would be better off, he was selfish. He could never do that.)
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Oh, jesus. He knew that look in his brother's eye. That was not a good look. No, that was a terrible look. And--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe What--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Where the frig did he think he was goin'!?
-*- Jaspers Ty
-*- Jaspers <:3
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe (Jaspers' plea apparently did quite a bit more than Dante thought it did. But alas, that was for another time.)
<abstersiveTournure> [Jaspers stop being cute this is yOUR FAULT]
-*- Jaspers didn't mean it!!! 38>
<transientChasm> "Aw, damn, now they both freakin' out."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "'ey! whattya think yer doin'?" He comically flailed, not being able to do much more. He could hardly move, let alone walk. If he could, he'd already be hot on his brother's heels. Dragging him back, talking some sense into him, doing--
-*- transientChasm He says this conversationally, like he says everything else. How is empathy formed
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe God, something, he didn't know what.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But no, he couldn't. He couldn't do anything. All he could was sit and watch. So much for trying, kid, so much for trying.
<transientChasm> "He probably ain't gonna go that far, though. That's the way the robot fell."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...No, damnit, no. He must've been able to do something. He was so, so very tired of doing nothing at all. It was damn near exhausting.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "y'can't-"
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> "... Robot?"
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> "Say what now?"
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin WHAT IS THIS TECHNOLOGICAL DOODAD DOIN' ON THIS HERE FARM IT'S GOIN' SCARE TH'COWS--
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin *COW
-*- abstersiveTournure Vergil hadn't taken five steps before his brother reacted. But he'd expected it -- expected the near-panic and the quiet, creeping fear and the urgent call. He steeled himself, considering a response -- but he hadn't taken fifteen steps before he nearly stubbed his toe (so sue him, he wasn't paying attention) on a heap of --
<transientChasm> "Least I think it was a robot what was with y'all. That or a dude wearin' like, knight armor. Or real shiny pants."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...y'can't just leave me like th--"
-*- Rabbit the stripes on my pants are sort of shiny
-*- Rabbit well usually
-*- Rabbit not now though
-*- Rabbit also Dante may have ripped them with his scary unmanicured nails
-*- abstersiveTournure A heap of Rabbit -- and Dante was still panicking just a little, and the guilt flooded back like New Orleans on a bad day because he had forgotten about Rabbit and he was hurting his brother all the more --
-*- abstersiveTournure He really, really hated himself sometimes.
-*- Rabbit is partially on his front, goggles having fallen off at some point and off to the side. Along with his jaw, which was slightly bent and detached a few inches away. The familiar blue and green glow from his eyes were absent, his systems having shut down before his crash.
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Huh. How does a robot end up in the land of the dead? Even /she/ could figure out something wasn't right, here. Hands on her hips, her gaze is taken to the afformentioned toe-stubbing site. Huh.
-*- abstersiveTournure And he couldn't just walk away, not now -- from either of them, really, the lonely, broken (he had no idea how much so) heap of metal on the ground or the broken, fearful brother at his back. Damn it all.
<transientChasm>  "/Damn/" Gamzee says aloud this time. "Y'all need to quit bummin' me the fuck out. Weirdest-ass dream I ever had, and that includes the one with the cotton candy tits."
-*- transientChasm He says this as he makes his way over to the busted-up Rabbit, picking up a few loose cogs and springs as he does so.
-*- Jaspers Apparently Jaspers appears not to actually mention anything about Gamzee's swearing. Apparently he can swear but Dante can't
<Jaspers> .
-*- abstersiveTournure He looked back, first, for a brief moment -- "Don't be a wibbler," was all he came up with, some old joke or taunt Dante used to be so fond of. "I'm not going anywhere." And he didn't dwell on it because it hurt, kneeling instead to tend to the battered old automaton.
-*- Jaspers A p p a r e n t l y.
-*- Rabbit yaaay double standards
-*- Rabbit oh I should get a rabbit ref
-*- abstersiveTournure Hesitantly, he reached out and picked up the detached jaw, then experimentally gripped an arm that appeared intact, as though he could shake the robot awake like a human. But that was stupid. Right?
-*- Jaspers Though, that might just be because Jaspers is a little preoccupied with making his way on over to the robot, too! He never met any robots before, either. But this one is hurt! What is /with/ everybody and getting hurt today. They were supposed to be having a nice and fun dinner!
-*- Jaspers Nothing is going according to plan and Jaspers is the teeniest bit upset by this turn of events. 3:>
<transientChasm> is it this guy http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5ydjo3yf1r1qrtto1_1280.jpg
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-*- Jaspers We will never learn
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Squint. He hadn't heard that insult in years. It had been his fondest insult once, before he moved on to more vile pastures.
<Nitro> [did I miss anything]
<Nitro> ['cause]
<Nitro> [logs]
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* Channel #bromegle created on Tue Oct 2 08:37:14 2012
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Hearing it now made it seem like some forgotten fossil, an artifact of bygone times. The fact that it came up now...
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [* Jaspers Vergil evapor8s]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [:y]
<Jaspers> [[Fffffffff]]
<Nitro> [Fffffff]
<-> You are now known as abstersiveTournure
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<Rabbit> And yet, it seems that the grip has an effect. It's minor, really; a slight twitch sent through wires, the arm jerking like it did on the occasion when the automaton was fine and dandy. His head twitched slightly to the side at the same time. It wasn't much, but it showed that his systems were slowly coming back online.
-*- Rabbit I don't know if you posted something in that moment but
-*- Rabbit here
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...Ugh, not like it mattered now. They were all crowding around the robot anyway. The robot whom he was pretty sure started this entire mess. You know, abducting his brother and all.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe What, did he want to get abducted again? Now was such a good time after, seeing how Dante wouldn't be able to do jack shit about it.
-*- Rabbit sorry dontr
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...
-*- transientChasm Clownchild drops the loose cogs one by one onto the automaton's unconscious half of a face. "Why were y'all fightin', anyway?" he idly asks.
-*- Rabbit gee, thanks
-*- transientChasm tiny gamzee is not the best at empathy. also he thinks this is a dream so he's even worse at it
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "whatever." is his only response, turning away with a grunt. If he could cross his arms, he would, but for now he had to settle for angerily clutching his arm. His broken, mangled mess of an arm.
-*- abstersiveTournure Vergil frowned and snatched up the cog. "We -- well. This robot carried me off the roof, so my brother reacted to rescue me, incorrectly assuming th..." He trailed off, glancing doubtfully at first the clown, then Jaspers, then the clown. Then, more simply: "The robot grabbed me and Dante got angry."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Stupid robot.
-*- Rabbit I think someone needs guacamole
<abstersiveTournure> [u jealous dante]
-*- Rabbit hell yes he is
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe read: vergil thinks ur dum
-*- Rabbit I'm fab
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [nO--]
-*- Rabbit have you seen this lapel
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [ATTACHMENT ISSUES WHAT ARE THOSE]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [THINGS I DON'T HAVE]
<transientChasm> "You wanted to get grabbed?"
-*- abstersiveTournure What --
-*- abstersiveTournure The gear almost slipped from his hand as he fumbled. "No."
<transientChasm> "Incorrectly assuming what, then?"
-*- transientChasm He picks up the dislocated jaw and flexes it thoughtfully.
-*- Rabbit ruDE
-*- abstersiveTournure "That the automaton had hostile intentions, despite the fact that we have met him before." That sounded kind of stupid now that he'd said it aloud. And...Come to think of it, that was a pretty extreme reaction, not to recognize the friendly robot.
-*- Rabbit don't break it it's over a hundred years old
-*- Rabbit I think
-*- transientChasm With what seems like minimal effort, he bends the jaw back into its original shape.
-*- Rabbit unless I lost my first one in a war
-*- Rabbit oh thank u
-*- transientChasm Just like a balloon animal, yo.
-*- transientChasm He pushes the jaw back into place with a gentle click, then shrugs. "People do crazy shit sometimes, man."
<Jaspers> [[Oops guess who's]]
-*- transientChasm Whether he's referring to the robut or to Dante isn't clear.
<Jaspers> [[Getting tired incredibly early also oop 8y]]
<Jaspers> [[<8y]]
-*- abstersiveTournure "Sometimes, indeed, they do." He paused to consider that for a moment. He didn't like where it was going. "...Nevermind that. We need to get both of them somewhere that isn't outside on the ground." He had it together, now. (Sort of, even though those emotions were still coursing restlessly, nervously, under the surface.) Didn't need to dredge up any more roiling emotions.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "...what, you high or somethin'?" You couldn't hide shit from these demonic ears, yo. He had heard the entire thing, though he couldn't believe what he was hearing-- was he trying to defend the robot, or what?
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i've never seen that hunk of junk in my life!"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Good to see those vocal cords were working just fine, eh Vergil?
<abstersiveTournure> [unu We can figure out a place to wrap up for tonight if you'd like, Jasp.]
-*- Rabbit rudte
<Jaspers> [[Ffff you don't have to stop for me uou]]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (but)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (who will take dante in)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (for)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (hospitality)
<Rabbit> (along with a robut he currently dislikes)
<Rabbit> (and vergil who has to keep an eye on both of them)
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin You can't spell dinner w/o d and n and e]]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (ohhh don't worry)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (brenda will keep an eye on dante 4 u)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (:y)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (;y)
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin /D/ a /n/ t /e/ ]]
-*- abstersiveTournure ...What.
<Rabbit> (pffff)
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin CLEVER
<Rabbit> (and then Alpha comes in and ruins /everything/
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Alpha can come 2 dinner 2
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin :y
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin h a p p y   t h a n k s g i v i n g
-*- Rabbit yesss
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (omfg)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (alpha)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (aLPHA--)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (also)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (now would be a good time to shuffle dante into the house)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (so he doesn't)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (like)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (drop the feels bomb again)
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Ffff good point]]
<Rabbit> (indeed)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> ('cause his finger is right over the button man)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (hE'S GONNA DO IT)
-*- abstersiveTournure Vergil's hands froze on their way to attempt to see just how broken the robot was, turning the words and their implications over in his mind with wide eyes and a sinking in his gut. Thoroughly disturbed, he went about testing how the arms and torso held up, as though he was actually paying any attention to what his hands were doing. The robot could be falling apart at every joint and he wouldn't have noticed.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (oops too l8 already pushed it)
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin fff]]
<abstersiveTournure> [no we can do bOTH]
<abstersiveTournure> [I will]
<abstersiveTournure> [make this happen]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (somebody shuffle that ruffian in already before he does even /more/ damage)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (and also so we can get the plot going maybe)
<transientChasm> "Maybe it waqs a different robot."
<transientChasm> *was)
-*- Rabbit Vergil would definitely notice varying degrees of stiffness and looseness in places affected by the missing cogs and springs. More noteably though, was that his left arm was jammed right into the socket and difficult to move. Be careful, it could outright fall off thanks to the damage from landing on it.
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> "Well, listen-- I ain't no technician or nothin', but I'm sure Danny here can fix yer pal there up right as rain! He works with th'generator all th'time." Generators, /robots/... what's the difference really? Brenda certainly doesn't know. "An' I'm sure it can up'nd wait 'til after we get that arm sorted out."
-*- transientChasm He busies himself with trying to remove the robot's shoe.
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin I'll get th'glue an' tape
-*- Rabbit what why
-*- Rabbit what no
-*- transientChasm is it attached to his foot
-*- Rabbit twitches a little more, as well as starting to tick slowly as cogs started turning slowly.
-*- Rabbit no but my foot might come off with it
-*- Rabbit plus I found those rocket boots fair and square
-*- abstersiveTournure Vergil reached out and smacked the clown's hand almost automatically. Then, after carefully feeling the left arm for a moment, he stuttered out, "J-Jaspers. Would you please ask th-the fellow in the blue shirt to very carefully take Dante inside?"
-*- transientChasm The shoe them backfires in his face and he is knocked backwards.
<transientChasm> *then, goddamn)
-*- Rabbit fffff
<abstersiveTournure> [pfff]
<abstersiveTournure> [Gamzee you're so graceful[
-*- Rabbit nice going, kid
<transientChasm> he has been this way since birth)
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...Oh, fuck. What did he say now? What did he do? What did he do? All he said was that he never saw the robot before. What was so wrong about that? He was trying to rescue his brother, right? There was nothing rwong with that, right?
<transientChasm> maybe he's born with it)
<Rabbit> (Gamz is a magestic creature)
<transientChasm> maybe it's maybelline)
-*- Rabbit the boots are either damaged or out of power, since they only move the automaton a few inches before going out
-*- Rabbit wait
-*- Rabbit I thought it activated it's occured to me that
-*- Rabbit he just sucks at pulling shoes off
<Jaspers> "Oh. Okay i can do that! Purr purr." ... His head leans to the side, expressing his moderate concern for the blade-weilding brother. "Are you gonna be alright vergil? You look worried. 3:" It was always so, so awful when his friends were upset like this. It was even /worse/ when he didn't know he could do anything about it, either. 3:
-*- Rabbit nvm me
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i--"
<transientChasm> naw i was under the impression that it activated)
<Rabbit> (oh okay then so was I)
-*- abstersiveTournure Wh-- oh.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Shit, what could he say? He didn't even know what he did wrong! Did he apologize? Did he explain himself? What the hell was he supposed to do?
-*- abstersiveTournure He wasn't really...used to being asked that question?
-*- transientChasm He is now lying on the ground, hair bride of frankenstein'd straight back from his face.
-*- Rabbit ....
-*- Rabbit and
-*- Rabbit and my name's rabbit
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin & im andy
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin & were rabbit & andy & were best friends
-*- transientChasm niec 2 meet u robut
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But he knew something was wrong. Something was wrong and he needed to fix it somehow. He hurt his brother, and--
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin And there was /nothing/ he could do about it
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin C'mon get inside
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin cOME ON,,,,
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe WH-
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe HOW'D YOU GET INTO HIS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE--
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Y'left th'door open
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin It's pretty fucking cramped in here, by the way.
-*- Rabbit hey what're you guys doin
-*- Rabbit can I come in
-*- Rabbit and join you
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin By /all/ /means/
-*- transientChasm how can i join you when i am ALREADY HERE
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin party in dts conscious
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin theres so much booze in here already you dont even need to bring any
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin he left the whiskey
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin repeat
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin he left
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin the whiskey
-*- transientChasm defcon 1
-*- transientChasm whiskey down
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin we need full reports on this whiskey
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin whiskey come in
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin /whiskey/
-*- transientChasm deploy the underage drinkometer
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin it sure is convenient that i brought thirty legitimate ids then
-*- Rabbit oooh whiskey
-*- Rabbit I've only ever had the imagineary stuff o:
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin no theyre not on the back of a laminated chuck e cheese coupon
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin dont be dumb
-*- Rabbit it tasted /aweful/
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin lets get trashed rabbutt
-*- Rabbit but I don't want to be trashed I'm a singer not a pile of scrap
-*- transientChasm r u sure
-*- transientChasm bc
-*- transientChasm u r lookin more like the latter atm
-*- Rabbit >:c
-*- Rabbit this is a lot of teal maybe we should get back to the rp at hand,,,
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin but im so tired,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,]]
-*- Rabbit maybe you should sleeeeep
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [i think nitro is busy getting her computer in order so]
-*- Rabbit oh
-*- Rabbit damnit computer
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin maybe i shoulddddd-- also comrpuder omfg]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Dante x Andy]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Dandy]]
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin That is the ship name
<Rabbit> (HandyxDandy)
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Is Handy x Andy Bob the Builder]]
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Or Handy Manny
<Rabbit> (hehehehe)
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Can we up'nd build it?
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin ...
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin I /said/--
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin i heard y0u
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin /sigh/
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin yes
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin we can
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Thank y'kindly.
<Rabbit> (snrrk)
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Is Alpha x Jaspers Alpha Cat]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Is Jaspers]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[The Lion King]]
<Rabbit> (yes)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [guys pls]
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Simbaaaa
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [she'll be here]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [eventually]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [at some point]
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Alphy put me down i dont like this. 3:
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-*- Rabbit nitrooooo
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Hiii Nites uvu]]
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<transientChasm> niniii
<Nitro> [I hear Rabgil was a thing in my absence]
-*- Rabbit yes
-*- Rabbit not certain if <3< or <3 tho
-*- Rabbit vergil needs to auspestice
-*- Nitro more like <>
-*- Rabbit yessss
-*- Nitro Vergil is bad at being placated by guacamole though
-*- Rabbit <> filled with mexican food and belts
-*- Nitro Yesss
-*- Rabbit I should have tried the sour cream instead
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<Nitro> [Also the last thing I have is "Alphy put me down i dont like this. 3:" so I will need whatever I missed later]
-*- Rabbit clearly that is exactly what would calm him
<Nitro> ['cause it was clearly important]
-*- Rabbit us messing around
-*- Nitro Sour cream is yes okay
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * Rabbit and
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * Rabbit and my name's rabbit
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * Brenda|crimsonChitlin & im andy
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * Brenda|crimsonChitlin & were rabbit & andy & were best friends
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * transientChasm niec 2 meet u robut
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * cocksureGuttersnipe But he knew something was wrong. Something was wrong and he needed to fix it somehow. He hurt his brother, and--
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * Brenda|crimsonChitlin And there was /nothing/ he could do about it
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * Brenda|crimsonChitlin C'mon get inside
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * Brenda|crimsonChitlin cOME ON,,,,
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * cocksureGuttersnipe WH-
<cocksureGuttersnipe> * cocksureGuttersnipe HOW'D YOU GET INTO HIS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE--
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [hELPFUL]
<Nitro> [omf I have that]
<Nitro> [anyway yes]
<Nitro> [back to RPing if Jasp is up for being awake still?]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [jasps are you up for ca-]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [i mean]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [dinner]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [are you up for dinner]
<transientChasm> chitliiiins)
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[I could t r y but like]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[I'm probably gonna pass out really soon lmao]]
<Nitro> [unu We can wrap it up, then.]
<Nitro> [And then continue Saturday...........]
<Nitro> [The Never-Ending Roleplay]
<Rabbit> (yaaay)
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Ffffffffff]]]
<Nitro> [Next installment: How will Vergil react to Jaspers' question? Will Dante make it inside? Will the ~truth~ be discovered? Will dinner ever be served?]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [but]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [what is the truth]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [what is any truth]
<Nitro> [~It is a mystery~]
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin IS VERGIL THE FATHER--
-*- Nitro WE ALL KNOW HE IS
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin WILL JASPERS EVER SEE THE COW--
-*- Nitro BUT THE QUESTION IS
-*- Nitro IS RABBIT HIS LOVER...............
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin ON...................
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin TO CATCH A PREDATOR--
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin I MEAN
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin DICKMEGLE
-*- Nitro DAYS OF OUR DEATHS
-*- Nitro *DAYS OF OUR DICKS
-*- Nitro *DICKS OF OUR DEATHS?
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin TO CATCH THE DICKS OF OUR DEATHS
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [i read that is rabbit the cow's lover]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [and you know what]
<Nitro> [omf]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> [i tHINK HE IS--]
<Nitro> [canon]
<Nitro> [Vergil thinks he's the father but in rEALITY THAT HOMEWRECKING COW STOLE HIS RABBIT AWAY........]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Maybelle can give him everything that you couldn't, Vergil]]
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin moo
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Fun fact]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[In Telltalestuck Maybelle is the first guardian]]
<Nitro> [Fun fact]
<Nitro> [Vergil is secretly Doc Scratch]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Bro Scratch]]
<Nitro> [yOU CAN'T BEAT HIM WITH THAT, MAYBELLE........]
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Does that mean Dante is like the Handmaid or
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Hussie
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Is Dante /Hussie/
-*- Nitro Dante was always like the Handmaid
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe >implying dante can write
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe >or draw
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe hAAAH--
-*- Brenda|crimsonChitlin Fffffffffffffff
<Nitro> [Wow Skype why won't you wORK]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[I know that feel Nites]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[But yes]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Nite 8y]]
<Nitro> [Night, bro!]
<Nitro> [Sleep tight.]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[uvu*]]
<Brenda|crimsonChitlin> [[Also it is a v gr8 thing that we are doing a dinner-based rp so close to thanksgiving j/s]]