Choose your plague.

1. Water into blood
Quagsire @ Wise Glasses
Ability: Damp
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Muddy Water
- Sludge Wave
- Encore
- Recover

2. Frogs
Politoed @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature
- Perish Song
- Haze
- Scald
- Metronome

3. Lice
Joltik @ SilverPowder
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 252 SAtk / 188 HP / 4 SDef / 64 Spd
Modest Nature
- Infestation
- Volt Switch
- Energy Ball
- Bug Buzz

4. Wild animals or flies (mixed)
Ninjask @ Scope Lens
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Bug Bite
- Night Slash
- Aerial Ace
- Screech

5. Diseased livestock
Mismagius @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Toxic
- Mean Look
- Perish Song
- Taunt

6. Boils (P-Powder)
Smeargle @ Leftovers
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Timid Nature
- Poison Powder
- Heal Block
- Infestation
- Guard Swap

7. Storms of fire
Absol @ Icy Rock
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Gentle Nature
- Hail
- Will-O-Wisp
- Thunder
- Night Slash

8. Locusts
Vibrava @ Snowball
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Jolly Nature
- Bug Bite
- Dig
- Tailwind
- Crunch

9. Darkness
Umbreon @ BrightPowder
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Mean Look
- Shadow Ball
- Taunt

0. Death of firstborn (by God)
Arceus @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Last Resort
- Swords Dance
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