Pokémon Crystal Nuzlocke

Pokémon Crystal
Nuzlocke Story Beats
Character – Tom
Age – 20
Wake up early in the morning, mum’s got a friend over.
They talk far too loudly over their coffee, I look at the clock. Good at least I didn’t oversleep, the professor wanted me to do a job for him.
Still too much for me, but a job’s a job and seeing as I can’t get one, might as well do it. The guy seems nice enough.
Walk to the lab, get a glimpse of some ginger kid looking through the window all shady like.
Go inside and the prof is almost asleep on his desk, guy looks like a fucking zombie.
Says he got some important lecture soon or some bullshit, says he needs my help researching. So that regular paycheck then.
E-mail he gets from a Mr. Pokémon, now I’m an errand boy?
Better than nothing I spose, at least I get time to think and more importantly smoke.
This Mr P bloke sounds like a right headcase, scratch that Elm is the bigger nutter here. He’s giving me a Pokémon for free, not like I need it though.
Got a choice, the fire hedgehog thing, the crocodile, or the walking herb.
Spend a good 10 mins deciding, fire seemed to be the best idea.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Should really think of a name for the guy, I’m shit with nicknames.
You will be called, DIO after Ronnie James Dio.
One of the greatest wizards to ever exist, how do you feel about your name beast?
Dio: mewl?
close enough
Off we go, to rock the ages!
Get to mr P’s house, some old guy was there gave me plastic toy thing.
get phone call from elm, someone stole some shit. Let’s go sort this out, better get some danger money for this
that ginger kid comes out of nowhere and challenged me
He stole the pokemon, so i burnt it
police statement, told them the guy’s name was gary motherfucking oak
They weren’t that impressed.
give the egg to elm, he was shocked. which is a bit weird
take the challenge? I’ll look that up
private bank account of mum
first caught, hoothoot called her Paultons
then caught a rattata, called her Scully
Then a spinarak, PARKER!
FUCK YEAH EVOLUTION
PAULTONS IS POISONED
NOOOOOOOOOO
but it’s ok
oh wait
fuck
that was dumb as shit, rest of team like you for real dawg?
let’s grind!
Youngster JOEY, it’s on bruv. Rattata against rattata, let’s ROCK. major anti-climax, he wants my phone number.
Kid you’re like 12, oh wait i get money everytime i beat you?
OK then. :D
See next small child trainer, beat him mercilessly. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?
Fuck no you fucking creep
FINE BE LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
Joey wants a rematch, that was quick.
FUCK NOT PARKER TOO, I HAD PLANS FOR YOU.
With great power, comes great responsibility.
The remaining two are afraid for their lives now.
New area, zubat pops up. You will be Bruce, you will be the night, you will avenge those that have fallen.
THIS CAVE IS DARK, OH SHIT A GEODUDE.
Got it, you will be called Dwayne
but poison strikes, fuckfuckfuck
Why am i allowed to take care of anything!
this shit is redonkulous
also Joey wants to fight, again. good, i need something to let my anger out on. Trainers are a superstitious and cowardly lot
get a bellsprout (Bill) he seems tough, like he’s been through some heavy shit. go to violet city, there’s a tower and then the gym.
I’ll just dick around in this tower, MONKS N SHIT
GASTLY
OH MY GOD A GASTLY
FUCK YES
HE WILL BE KNOWN AS Wash, like a leaf in the wind.
Gym time, after all the pain and heartbreak. THIS WAS TOO EASY.
Onwards! Or would be moving on if i didn’t keep getting phonecalls from people, why am i suddenly so fucking popular?
Take the Egg they said, important they said.
I hate Eggs >:C
Hyper Fang? OH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET HYPER FANG
Egg hatched, togepi is called Francis. He hates things.
Wooper appears, oh shit brah is that a water type?
Scully is sceptical of them, they don’t measure up to her scrutiny. :V
Not allowed to catch anything else on this route
WHY.jpg
Some girl gives me her phone number, turns out she’s 14 and chats shit all the time. DELETED
As if the phone gods knew what i had done, JOEY RINGS ME
AGAIN
FUCK’S SAKE
I’M GONNA DELETE THIS LITTLE SHIT SOON
Using francis, ‘I hate moves, so metrinome’
transform into a magikarp
all my wat
mum rings, i bought something with your money LOL
I have no mother
Enter cave thing, can’t remember what it’s called.
Catch an onix, call him Clive
Bruce gets his time to shine in the cave
get out, lower zubat confuses and kills him
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
go into azaela town, the old man kurt is worried about the thugs by the well
too bloody right he is
oh wait
he’s run off
better go get him
he fell down the well, i gotta go on without him
Suddenly zubats, thousands of them. everyone a mockery of bruce, I am not pleased
First Rocket thug, Bill is down. I repeat Bill is down.
Why does this keep happening?
Find a magikarp in the well, I take pity on him.
He is hope. Hope for the future, his name is Saint Walker
Make my way towards out of town, that ginger prick stops me and tries to fight me
I shut him down
To the gym, I have a challenge to complete and fallen comrades to avenge.
Dio unleashes his fury
Onwards to the forest, a bird has run off with a stick.
Seriously?
Find a Venonat though, Mothra it’s name is.
Wake up Tom, TIME TO GRIND
find hoppip, get hoppip, dennis
keep on grindan
Scully evolves
let’s get everyone to lvl 20, they won’t die then
Almost lost wash to a spearow, a fucking spearow
FUCK THEM
Saint Walker is now a Gyarados.
I caught the pigeon, get given cut in return.
carry on through the forest, bit boring
out the other side find a snubbull, Churchill goes in the box
Catch a Growlithe, Ace goes into the box as does Magrat the Nidoran(f)

Take on Whitney, Dio bites the dust.
Given another Egg, Cleffa comes out. Zoey
Go to the national park, they got a bug-catching contest
First thing to jump out, Scyther. Bagged and named Tony.
(now to figure out how to trade evolve it)
Sudowoodo was a weird one.
got meself a pidgey, called it Aang
francis evolved!
burned tower, eusine introduces himself and shit
That ginger kid is here too, fuck’s sake. fight him again and the ground gives way.
see three big dog things, they looked at me funny.
Sub-goal added, beat the fuck outta them
caught a koffing, called it cancer
go to morty’s gym, with my ace in the hole
KILL EVERYTHING
walk back out with a new move for wash
find a magnemite, call it Erik
Haunter GET
get poliwag, called aqualad. my naming ability is getting worse as well
on the way to olivine now, climb the lighthouse
find a krabby in a rock call him eugene
CLIVE IS DEAD, KILLED BY A WATER GUN
He was so close to levelling as well
;___;
Found a Mantine on the way back, He’s called MAN RAY
Erik now in the team
Eusine’s Electrode takes down Scully.
Replace her with Aang at Cianwood, got the medicene
Need to grind, Aang evolves
Erik also evolves, FUCK YES MAGNETON. He’s a loose cannon
Suddenly a Pigeot, time to kick the shit out of leader chuck.
May have overleveled slightly, definitly overleveled because jasmine went down far too easily
Need someone who can cut things, so trade Francis out for Tony. Shame I can’t evolve him so he can realise his full potential :C
wandered around the lake of rage, spot a fuck huge Gyarados in the middle.
Saint Walker, this ones heart is full of rage go calm it.
It wouldn’t find peace in life, so death was the only option.
A mysterious cloaked man awaited me when i came ashore, he told be about the radio signal and how it was affected the once peaceful pokemon.
It originated back in Mahogany town, in a small shop. He rushes away, I struggle to keep up.
by the time i reach the shop he is already interrogating the men in there, they reveal a hidden stairwell.
We both go down.
It’s a Team Rocket base, full of mooks. Tony looks like he needs some training.
Have to get some bullshit password before i can carry on, Lance (the guy in the cape) disappeared before i could say anything.
Fuck
Find an executive rocket, cut him down without thinking.
Find the door that his password unlocked, but not before two execs blindside me and tell me it’s all over.
Lance finally decides to show up again and gets one of them distracted.
She said I’d probably make it to exec level if I joined them, I thought however in for a penny in for a pound.
Knock her out of the way, carry on through the door. A massive transmitter confronts us, Lance pokes around and confirms my original suspitions.
The Electrodes wired to this thing have to die, before it all blows the hideout and everything else in a mile radius to dust.
Now I suppose a brief moment of respite, Lance thanks me and leaves. I look at my team.
Ace - Growlithe lvl 35
Saint Walker - Gyarados lvl 30
Erik - Magneton lvl 30
Wash - Haunter lvl 31
Aang - Pigeot lvl 37
Tony - Scyther lvl 28
Let’s go to the gym today, i think this one is ICE
So let’s be cool about this.
Erik is quite frankly shocking as everything melts away in front of us, time for Pryce himself.
His piloswine puts up a bit more of a fight nothing i can’t handle though
Get a call from elm, apparantly everyone’s radio’s gone funny, check it out myself
Or I would if I had a radio card, I forgot to pick it up
Team rocket is back in business trying to call back their old leader
INTERDASTING MUST INVESTIGATE
First off though, that union cave looks cool
Machop appears, I’ll call him Bolin
turns out i need me some waterfall before i can get anywhere in that cave
To the radio tower
Goldenrod is completely taken over, with rocket thugs patrolling and standing guard at almost every door
I rock up like it ain’t no thang
Waltz straight into the tower and make myself known
Tony’s really having fun with this
Gotta find the director, he’s got the keycard for me to get to the rocket in charge
Oh wait it’s an imposter
I must admit he had me fooled for a bit, but Saint Walker will bring some hope that i won’t be fooled again
That ginger kid catches me just as i enter the basement, wants another fight. I forget what for
he just butthurt
I do love beating up rockets!
Find the real director, he gives me a cardkey to go shut down their operation. sweet
The last rocket execs put up quite a fight, but in the end ended up just being more grinding
Got a Clear Bell, wonder what this is for?
and something is going on in the Tin Tower, let’s take a gander
But before that, I’ll get myself a free radio
Onwards to the Tin Tower and what awaits me there
three monks are what’s waiting
there’s a legend or something
test of worthiness
MORE BATTLAN
WAT
WASH
NO
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCK YOU VAPOREON, GET FRIED, GET EM ERIK FUCK’S SAKE
FUUUCK
I need a monster to replace him, something to show my rage.
Mothra, arise!
Time to grind to lvl 45
MONTAGE GO
Catch a Lickitung on my way to the Ice Path in search of stronger opponents.
Call him chosen one
Pop into the ice cavern to train saint walker, find a cute little swinub.
Call him tusks
back to grindan
Learn Hydro Pump Y/N?
FUCK YES
Suddenly whilst grindan, a majestic foe faces me
Raikou, one of the dogs I’d sworn to beat the crap out of
it ran ;___;
Mothra evolved, FUCK YEAH
Let’s go face Suicene
Caught Suicene with a normal pokeball thanks to thundershock and supersonic.
Almost lost Erik in the process though.
He will have a name befitting his legendary status, Fenris this dog shall be called.
He may be a good friend in the upcoming battles
ICE PATH TIME
Slipping n sliding, sliding and slipping
Blackthorn now, up in the mountains and shit
The leader here is Claire, I learned after some digging around that she’s tied to a clan of Dragon masters
This gonna get real interesting
I am Dovahkinn SLAYER OF DRAGONS I WILL KILL YOU ALL
Get to Claire, me and Saint Walker are bossing this shit
Kingdra goes NOPE
This is it buddy...
I hope you can find the strength to carry on in my name
I wipe a tear, I scream in defiance
Erik, get em!
He puts up a brave fight but is drowned and rusted
NO!
FUCK YOU WOMAN I WILL HAVE VICTORY!
Mothra’s psychic wave rend the dragons flesh apart
I told you, an eye for an eye!
Doesn’t accept it?
I WON FAIR AND SQUARE, I LOST FRIENDS TODAY YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!
Take the dragon challenge then prove yourself worthy.
Fine, I will do this.
First I will bury my comrades
Fenris and Magrat come and join the team
I am itching to try my new dog of the gods, maybe it’ll bite her head off.
Let’s train little Magrat up, the innocence in her eyes almost calms me.
I steel myself, vowing never to let any of my team perish again.
Catch a Gligar, name it Wayne
Magrat evolved into a Nidorina
Magrat is now a proud Nidoqueen
Find a Wobbuffett call it No Trabble
need a HM slave, sorry Manray you’re the best bet
let’s go train some more
go into the dragon’s den
not a very welcoming feeling from the people in there
Get to the shrine and the old guy starts asking a bunch of questions
I answer and I passed the test which i learned that Clair herself hasn’t, that made my day.
She leaves and the old man palms something into my hand, well done he says here’s a little reward.
A pokeball with a Dratini in it, called it parthanax
Go outside and clair is waiting for me, she gives me a ™ and accepts my win.
The elite four are past new bark town
get to tohjo falls, pick up a slowpoke on the way
he is Button and he is adorable
Caught a Quagsire in the next route, he will be Herp
Magrat is really having some fun here
Get a tentacruel, hello squidward
At Victory road now
I sense a confrontation awaits me at the end of it
Seems like my hunch was right, that ginger kid comes up and challenges me again.
He’s trying to intimidate me, I’m weak? Cool story, can we get this out the way?
Kid got strong all of a sudden, but still not strong enough
I pity him
I really do
I walk into the League Lobby
This is it, my journey is almost over.
A little more training just in case
everyone is lvl 50
Time to do this shit
Will is up first, no problem for Ace and Tony
Next is Koga, Ace is in front again
Ace and Mothra wipe the floor with him
Bruno the fighting master is my next opponent, Fenris up front.
We can do this, so far so good.
Bruno is a worthy foe, but I’m still better
His Machamp almost got Aang though, I curse my thoughtlessness and carry on to the next room
Karen the Dark Mistress is the final member of the four, Fenris by my side I head to battle once more.
A joint effort by most of the team we dispose of her pokemon with ease.
The Champion is waiting.
Fenris is down, struck by thunder
Magrat steps up to the challenge
She holds no quarter
I won
I actually did it.
Oak and Mary come to congratulate me, but Lance takes me to one side.
Go home talk to Elm, he gives me a master ball and a ticket for the SS Aqua
He also asks how the egg is doing
I go to cherry grove to pick up francis and on my way back I am confronted by Entei.
He fled
Parthanax joins the party, I best go to olivine and see what I’m wanted for
Make a stop in Goldenrod, catch with Bill who gives me an Eevee.
Evan goes in the box
I get to Olivine and board the boat, an elderly gent bumps into me and asks if I’ve seen his granddaughter
I’ll keep an eye out
She was bugging the captain and everyone else seemed bored.
I get her back safely and go to sleep
By the time i wake the ferry has docked
Welcome to vermillion city banners exclaim as I walk onto the marina.
Time to explore this new area.
I see a middle aged man warning people away from a small hill, however it’s not a small hill but a Snorlax. He mentions that things are tougher in Kanto, not sure whether that’s just him being patriotic or truth.
I make my way into the city center, I see the gym.
Perfect.
Lt. Surges thugs were push overs for Ace and then he single handedly took down all of Surge’s own pokemon.
The man from earlier wasn’t kidding, people are strong here
The only way I can go now is up, find a Drowzee on my way.
He is called Alan
Arrive in Saffron, this place is huge. Ended up in what appeared to be a gym on the outside, but was just a Karate Dojo. I think the Silph tower is around here somewhere, might visit that. But first to the actual gym.
Psychic is the dish of the day it appears, Ace needs to level some more so it’s all good. If only I could get him a fire stone though.
Parthanax Evolved!
Sweet
Sabrina, we gonna get mental in this joint
Ace is dead by Espeon
Tony avenges his fallen comrade and takes down the rest of her pokemans
Evan is now a jolteon, gonna have to rename him to something more fitting.
Evan is now rechristened as Thor, god of thunder!