Fake Trailer

-dramatic musid-

an unsolved mystery!

Trixie“The guy isn't exactly...alive anymore”

An evil conspiracy!

Villain voice: soon I'll have it in my clutches. And then, ponies will have no choice but to worship us like they should!”

*upbeat action music-

but they never accounted on these heroes.

Shining Armor: “So I think you're really gonna like your partner for the mission”

Midnight Sentry: “oh really? What's he like?”

Shining: “royal guard, personal body guard lot of similar stuff to you...crystal empire”

one's a guard

Midnight: -grin of champions- “Midnight Sentry. Lunar Captain, how you doin'”

Ones....also a guard

Flash: “So am I riping you off...or are you ripping me o-”

Midnight: “I don't know how that matter here!”

And they're gonna show dragon city

*suddenly burly as fuck dragon henchman

Midnight: -wearily- “ohhh, this is really gonna hurt a lot”

how they doo it in canterlot!

-Head butts groin kicks and punchemup scenes-

Midnight Sentry

Midnight: “You did defuse the bomb..right?”

And Flash Sentry

Flash: I thought you said you were gonna do it”

-explosion in the background as midnight sentry facehooves-

Staring in

SENTRY


Flash: “You know, for a captain who's saved the kingdom once you're kind of  amazingly incompetent”

Midnight: “And you're a waifu stealing asshole!”

Coming this June