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- >You're walking down the park when you're cut off by Pinkie Pie.
- >PP: "HI ANON!"
- "Hi, Pinkie..."
- >V: "Aren't you forgetting bout someone?"
- "Wait. What was that?
- >PP: "Oh, that was Vagina."
- "...What?"
- >PP: "Oh, you know. My snatch. My cooter. My love oven."
- "Did... You just... say... You're vagina talks...?"
- >PP: "Yeahuh!"
- >You slightly turn your head away and your smile disappears.
- >V: "Mhhhmmmmm. Hey, Anus! Look at this girl. Monkey boy doesn't approve of this."
- >A: "What? Ohhhh GIRL, You better SLAP HIS ASS."
- >V: "Oh, I PLAN ON IT."
- >Pinkies plot suddenly jumps up and hits you in your face.
- >It ends up so that her vagina is on your open mouth.
- >V: "Ohhh, yeah, That's the spot baby."
- >you hear pinkie let out a soft moan.
- >You quickly grab her, and throw her off you.
- "Go have Twilight look at that or something!"
- >PP: "I DID! She said she didn't see anything like this before!"
- >V: "The only cure for me, baby, is you're hot monkey DICK! Now get over here you cracka ass muthafucka!"
- "Where did your vagina even LEARN THESE WORDS?"
- >PP: "I DON'T KNOW!"
- >She starts crying.
- >V: "She says them every night when she clops herself to sleep with a picture of you baby.
- >PP: "Don't listen to it anymore Anon!"
- >She... Masturbates to a photo of you...
- "I... Never knew you felt that way Pinkie..."
- >She's openly bawling now.
- >You walk up and give her a hug.
- "Shhh, it's okay."
- >PP: "*snif*You're... Not disturded by it?"
- "I'm disturbed you didn't just come straight out with your feelings of me."
- >V: "Awww, this is sweet. Hey, Anus, you see this?"
- >A: "Praise the lord! They made up!"
- >You pike pinkie up and carry her back to your house.
- >For days on end you give her the hot monkey dick in both her anus, and vagina.
- >After day three, the stopped talking.
- >It's been three years sense pinkie broke up with you for some other colt.
- >You're walking down the street when you hear a fimialr voice.
- >V: "Hey look girl! It's our man anon."
- >A: "Ohhh, I'd like to TAP HIS ASS."
- >You let out a chuckle and run off to avoid pinkie.
- >Once you go hot monkey dick, you never go back.
- --
- >You are Anonymous.
- >And you're 100% straight.
- >P: "No you're not big boy."
- >Oh god. Not again.
- >About two weeks ago your penis started talk.
- >And. Well. It's a raging faggot.
- >P: "Oh, and you're not?"
- "Shut up penis."
- >P: "Oh, I'll shut up when I get some Big Mac ass."
- >He said that as big mac walked by.
- >Mac looks at you, and gives an approving smile.
- >P: "How you doing big boy?"
- "Oh god no."
- >You run as fast as you can.
- >While running you bump into rainbow dash.
- >RD: "Hey, where you running to man?"
- "Away from Big Mac..."
- >RD: "How'd you get HIM mad!? He's the most level headed pony I know!"
- >P: "Oh, he's not mad."
- >RD: "What? Wait. Who was that?"
- "Ugh, you're not going to believe me, but it was my penis."
- >RD: "HAHHA! Good one! But no. Really, who was it?""
- >P: "Look down here, you dumb dyke!"
- >Your zipper undoes its self and your dick sticks out.
- >The urethra starts to move as it forms words.
- >P: "As I was saying, Big Macs not mad, he just wants some nice hot monkey dick."
- >Rainbow looks at your dick.
- >RD: "I remember something like this happening before. I know a way to fix it. Follow me!"
- >She grabs you and pulls you off towards her cloud house.
- >Due to the amount of time you and RD hang out with, you have gotten enchanted shoes that allow you to walk on clouds. No expiration.
- >She flys you up to her house, your dick all over her back.
- >P: "I'd rather be riding Mac, not some stupid bitch."
- >She sets you down into her living room, and runs off into her room.
- >A few seconds later, she walks out with...
- >A massive strap on.
- "W...What are you going to do with that?"
- >RD: "What do you think?"
- >She trots up to you and rips your pants off.
- >P: "Ohh, I like this girl a little more now."
- "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
- >RD: "Okay anon, bend over. Oh, and sorry, I ran out of lube."
- "...what?"
- >She forcibly shoves you down and puts the tip of the strap on against your anus.
- >A: " OH HELL NO. YOU AIN'T PUTTING SHIT IN ME."
- >Your anus clenches together so hard, that if you put coal in there, it's turn to diamonds.
- >To bad that strap on was already made of diamonds.
- >She shoved it in there with relitve ease.
- "OH GOD IT HURTS."
- >P: "Ohhh YES! HARDER BABY!"
- >She puts the strap on half way in, pulls out a little, and then slams the rest in as hard as she could.
- >You swear you felt something tear.
- >RD: "Oh, come on! It's not that bad!"
- >She pounds your ass for a few hours.
- >When she pulls out, she's dead tired.
- >RD: "Maybe we could do it the other way around next time?"
- >You're penis hasn't said a word for quite a while.
- >She walks to her room leaving you there to think.
- At least you found something out.
- >You ARE a massive faggot. But you would still tap RD.
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