Cletus McPrimer

Name: Cletus McPrimer

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Height: 6'5"

Weight: 275lbs

Age: 45

Skin color: Tan, has a pale area in the shape of a short sleeved shirt.

Hair length: Buzz cut

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Brown

Cause of Death: Mortally wounded by a kick to the groin by a bull.

Particular traits: a scar over his right cheek from an old knife accident.

Backstory: Ol' farmer Cletus once owned some fine land out in Ohio. Unfortunately for him, "Them dam gubment folk bilked him out of meeelions of bucks" by not telling him there was a natural gas deposit beneath it. Unfortunately for him, they actually did tell him, and he forgot because he came to the negotiations drunk off his ass. Despondent, he turns to his old lover Bessie, or so he thought...