Sex-Ed Class

<SolongStarbird>	It's that day. The day before Valentine's. Dr. Bendhauser has been dreading this day. Today is the day he teaches Sex Ed to a bunch of supernatural kids.... Hopefully no one will show up so he can go back to the lab with Dr. Sanders. He sits at the desk and waits to see if anyone actually shows up.
<DrabberRogue>	Jace, punctual as usual, shows steps through the door way. He wears a bored expression, as if he literally didn't have anything better to do, and sat down toward the back of the class setting his bag down on the table in front of him.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy makes her way in, wearing the same sleaveless short blue dress with the belt she had earlier. No blush on her face unlike the other students, she came there for a reason, because Akemi never explained it, and she never had a good time to ask. This seemed like the best way, too bad she had no idea how many blushes were in store...
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser sighs as he watches students actually show up. ~Dammit.... Oh well... Let's just get this over with....~
<FakemixRed>	Eira busts in through the classroom window "MADE IT JUST IN TIME! THE STRONGEST IS NEVER LATE!" she says as her dive kick knocks out a bunch of desks, she then calmly sits down at one of the non-destroyed seats
<Piper>	Twelve arrived shortly after the doctor, stepping inside the room barefoot and pausing, looking around as if gauging her surroundings. She wasn't sure what to expect, but Fony had signed her up for this class. She gives a small smile at the teacher and then at Wendy as she moves to sit at a seat near her friend. "Wendy." She says by way of greeting as she gets settled in to listen to
<Piper>	the lecture.
<Piper>	Twelve watches the crazy girl attack the desks with mild confusion on her face and then glances at Wendy as if asking for an answer.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser is startled by Eira's entrance, but that is about it. He doesn't even bother to get up and fix the desks.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy sits down, giving Twelve a smile as she sits next to her, then letting out a laugh as she sees Eira "I don't think you're late..." the girl now giggling before turning to Twelve "Hello!"
<DrabberRogue>	Jace is somewhat surprised by Eira, that giving way to an amused smile.
<FakemixRed>	Eira seems to ignore the shattered glass from the window "Hey Wendy! I didn't know you were taking this class!" She waves excitedly
<DrabberRogue>	"I was beginning to think this class wouldn't be strong enough, Eira." Jace teased. "You almost didn't make it."
<Piper>	"I do not know this person." Twelve remarked to Wendy. "Wendy. Who is this person?"
<FakemixRed>	Eira grins "I can't let you dolts suffer a class without me!" She says hitting her chest
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy smiles "She's Eira." then waving to the ice fairy "Hey! I didn't expect you to take this class either.. I just really was sick of no one telling me anything.."
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser stands up. He is a man of average height and build, with a shaved head, thick glasses, and a goatee. He wears a blue dress shirt and yellow tie, with tan khakis.... and a pair of plaid socks covered by black crocs. "Everyone here?"
<SolongStarbird>	*ginger goatee
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<FakemixRed>	Eira tilts her head "You couldn't just take an online class for this?" as she waves back
<DrabberRogue>	~And people critisize me for wearing black all the time...~
<SolongStarbird>	"Oh you could, but I was given this responsibility...." He sounds uber reluctant.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy tilts her head slightly, shaking her head "I though about it.. but I think Akemi would get mad.."
<Piper>	Twelve looks around the room and then shakes her head. "No. Everyone is not here. There are many people not here."
<DrabberRogue>	"Well, I've always found that it's best to learn in an environment where one can interact with the teacher." Jace cast his amused gaze at the teacher...or maybe he was smiling at Twelve's comment...probably both...
<SolongStarbird>	"So, I'm going to assume that everyone is here. I'm Dr. Darius Bendhauser. I normally work in the Anomalous Psychology wing with Dr. Sanders. Some of you may have met her. However, I was given the assignment of teaching you all about sex." He smiles a sarcastic smile. "So let's get this over with."
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy sits down like a proper student, watching him with a fixed gaze, she had to learn so she wouldn't have to bother Akemi about it again!
<SolongStarbird>	"I would ask you all to raise your hand if you know how sex works, but you would all just raise your hands to avoid embarrassment. Even if you all do truly know, I am required to tell you anyway."
<Piper>	Twelve leans forward and tilts her head, obviously interested in what the teacher had to say despite him being unable to see that everyone was, in fact, not there. He must have lived a more secluded life than she had to think that this was everyone.
<FakemixRed>	Eira stands up, slamming her hand down onto the desk "WAIT A SECOND! The course we're learning now is supposed to be cells! sexual reproduction isn't for another month!" Eira scolds the clueless teacher
<DrabberRogue>	Jace raises his hand regardless, he's going to enjoy this.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser sits back down. "I was assigned to teach Sex Ed... therefore I am supposed to teach you about sex, am I right?"
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy certainly looks embarrassed just because of the fact that she didn't know, mumbling "I don't know what it is..." she looks up to Eira clearly confused.
<DrabberRogue>	"Well Eira, this does involve an interaction between cells...after it happens..."
<FakemixRed>	"Yes but today was supposed to be phospholipid bilayers! Our test is in 3 days!" She yells angrily
<SolongStarbird>	"We will get to the sientific bits after we establish the foundation of it."
<SolongStarbird>	"That's your bio class... this is Sex Ed...." ~She certainly isn't the brightest bulb....~
<DrabberRogue>	"Well, it's five minutes past, what are we waiting for?"
<SolongStarbird>	"By any chance are you in the wrong class?..."
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy seems confused for a minute, then giggling at Eira, paying attention to everyone around her wishing he would hurry up and talk about to important stuff.
<SolongStarbird>	"If you don't want to be here, the door is that-a-way. Anyways... back to the basic gist of it..."
<Piper>	Twelve simply stares at the teacher probably in such a way as to make him feel a bit self conscious and uncomfortable.
<SolongStarbird>	"The act of sexual intercourse is performed by sticking the penis into the vagina." Dr. Bendhauser says almost matter-of-factly.
<DrabberRogue>	"How blunt..." Remarks a suddenly blushing Jace.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy's face turns red, falling out of her seat in a comedic fashion.
<FakemixRed>	Eira raises her hand /I am already late to class and I don't feel like climbing again/
<SolongStarbird>	"Might as well not beat around the bush." Dr. Bendhauser replies. He looks at the fallen Wendy. "I know... shocking..." he says in a dull tone.
<SolongStarbird>	He looks to Eira. "Yes... what is it?"
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy's face is completely red, moving back to her seat looking down.
<FakemixRed>	"If you're supposed to put the dick in the pussy, wouldn't that just mean they get to punch you on the inside? That seems unfair for a fight." Eira says completely serious
<Piper>	"Doctor Bendhauser. I do not know these things. What are a penis and a vagina?" Twelve asks without raising her hand and then remembers her classroom ettiquette and raises her hand, sparing a glance at Wendy. Poor thing couldn't even sit in her seat properly.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser grumbles. ~Damn... these students are more clueless than I thought... this makes my job harder...~
<DrabberRogue>	Jace can't help but laugh at Twelve's question, but he remains quite. No witty comments...not the time...
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<SavanahHolland>	Wendy knew what a dick was, thanks to Sam, quickly driving away the first confused though about a guy and a cat... and figuring it out, making a small low uncomfortable 'eehhhhh' noise. Still looking down.
<SolongStarbird>	He looks at Eira. "You put a key in a keyhole, right? Similar concept." He turns to Twelve. "The penis and vagina are the body parts used for reproduction. Boys have penises, and girls have vaginas. They are both located in the crotch area..." Dr. Bendhauser clearly isn't enjoying this.
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<Piper>	Twelve lowers her hand as he begins explaining, but raises it after he finishes.
<FakemixRed>	Eira raises her hand again but doesn't bother waiting "Why the hell are girls doors, that seems wrong on a fundamental level. Plus most of the time I just fist down the door anyways."
<DrabberRogue>	Jace is still barely containing his amusement, his face is starting to turn red from something other than innuendo.
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<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser looks at Eira. "Well... one of them has to be the socket..." he turns back to Twelve. "Yes?"
<Piper>	"I do not know what this crotch is. What is a crotch?"
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy raises her hand shakily, still looking down with a completely red face.
<FakemixRed>	Eira looks at the Dr. suspicious as she goes to find an electric outlet in the room (Please tell me there is one)
<DrabberRogue>	Jace's amusement starts to become gradually audible from the back of the room despite his best efforts to control it.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser stares at Twelve for a moment. "It is the area between your legs in the front." He points to his own crotch, "Here." He turns to Wendy. "Yes?"
<SolongStarbird>	(There is an electrical socket by the door.)
<Piper>	Twelve stares at the teacher's crotch for a moment and then at her own crotch, raising her hand as she does so.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy looks up at him with blushing more at the question "W-what if there a-are two 'k-key holes'...?"
<FakemixRed>	Eira goes to the electrical socket, and proceeds to jam her finger into it. "See! the girl doesn't need to be the damn socket! I can fulfill both with just my finger. You would think somebody woulda figured this crap out already." Eira says annoyed
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser looks at
<SolongStarbird>	Eira for a second, and then in a monotone voice says, "They have already...."
<DrabberRogue>	Jace takes a deep breath, wresting control of his spasming diaphram and righting his composure, it wouldn't do to make himself look like a psychopath.
<SolongStarbird>	He turns back to Wendy. ~Oh wow...~ "That is an entirely different matter..."
<SavanahHolland>	"W-with y-your finger..?" Wendy brings up her finger to look at, blushing even more with a slightly open mouth.
<FakemixRed>	"Ram them together!" Eira says to her student as she finds herself stuck in the socket
<DrabberRogue>	Jace tilts his head at Wendy and Eira. ~Perhaps I could twist this class to have a bit more fun with it.~ He thought with a somewhat more sinister smile on his face.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser suddenly looks uncomfortable. ~Damn. How did we get to fingering before the rest of the basics?~
<Piper>	Twelve still held her hand up patiently
<SolongStarbird>	"...yes?" He addresses Twelve.
<Piper>	"Is my vagina where I pee from?" It was the only structure she had in her 'crotch' region that she was aware of.
<SolongStarbird>	"Yes. The vagina and penis both deal with waste disposal as well."
<Piper>	With her hand still up. "So a boy sticks his penis in my vagina and that is sex? I want to see this. I want to see a penis. Show me your penis."
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy at this very moment, is dying from a blush, looking to Eira as if she were pleading the girl to save her.
<FakemixRed>	"I bet it's small!" Eira yells as she still attempts to remove her finger from the socket
<SolongStarbird>	"ANYWAY! The two main reasons sex is performed is either for reproductive purposes or for pleasure, though this class focuses on the first one. Find out about the other on your own time.
<SolongStarbird>	"
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser is clearly frustrated. ~I imagine that this is what hell is like....~
<FakemixRed>	Eira manages to yank her finger out but the entire socket comes out along with it. "But most of us are lesbos anyway, why do we need to care about the first part!" Eira yells and posing in victory over the socket
<Piper>	Twelve lowered her hand, somewhat disappointed that she would not see a penis today. Finn was a boy. She would ask Finn to show her his penis.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy doesn't even raise her hand, looking up to him with a even bigger blush. "R-reproductive...?"
<SolongStarbird>	"Yes, the primary purpose of sex is reproduction. Making babies. In fact, the only species that even performs sex for pleasure is humans."
<FakemixRed>	"And Dolphins!" Eira yells. thanks ecology!
<SavanahHolland>	"B- but you need a-a" it almost hurts her to save it "A vagina and a penis to have sex.. and to have a baby you need to have sex right..?"
<SolongStarbird>	"Reproductive sex, yes."
<FakemixRed>	"You can just use a finger." Eira says pointing to her finger still stuck in the ripped out socket. "I heard from Liz about something called scissoring...no idea what it is."
<SolongStarbird>	"The kind of sex taht is done to produe offspring is done with the penis and vagina." Dr. Bendhauser is clearly frustrated.
<Piper>	Twelve held up a finger, staring at Eira curiously.
<SavanahHolland>	"B-but w-what if y-you don't have a p-penis..?" she says, looking down at her own crotch
<SolongStarbird>	"If two vaginas or two penises are involved, then it is being done for pleaseure, not for offspring."
<SolongStarbird>	~Fuck it. I'll just say whatever.... Answer their questions, right?~
<Piper>	Twelve looked down at Wendy's crotch, then at her own finger. Wheels were turning.
<DrabberRogue>	Jace figured he'd join in. "So what if a couple with the same organs want to have a baby?" He asks, feigning ignorance.
<SavanahHolland>	"Y-yeah! W-what he said!" She sounds worried, and points to Jace.
<SolongStarbird>	"They adopt."
<FakemixRed>	"I hear you could clone a kid! just mix both the genes and BLAM insta kid." Eira says excitedly
<SolongStarbird>	"Clones tend to have drastically shortened life spans, and those practices are still shaky."
<DrabberRogue>	Jace supresses a smile. "But what if they don't want to adopt?...Or clone..." He continues pressing the subject. "I've heard there's a way it can be done."
<SavanahHolland>	"A-adopt!?" Wendy sounds even sadder at this point.
<SolongStarbird>	"Yes, but babies produced in the way I believe you are mentioning have drastically shortened lifespans. To see one live to 25 would be incredible."
<FakemixRed>	Eira's face starts going into overdrive "What if you gave one of the girls a dick!"
<Piper>	Twelve lowered her hand quietly, still interested in this penis concept. She had only seen girls naked from the waist down. She was intrigued to know that boys looked different. She did have another question though, and so she raised her hand.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser ignores Eira, focusing on the student who asks basic questions he can answer without risk of being reprimanded later. "Yes?"
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy continues to look down "B-but there h-has to be a way!" Wendy really did want to have a kid at some point, but up until now she assumed she could have one despite gender..
<Piper>	"Is pleasure sex as good as strawberry bread?"
<DrabberRogue>	Jace cocks his head. "I've heard of a way that invloves something called...donation?"
<SolongStarbird>	"ALRIGHT! Just let me get through the basics, and then I will answer whatever questions you have. I'm sure I'll answer at least half of them as I lecture."
<FakemixRed>	"Wait do chairites give you babies. I thought donations were for helping the poor." Eira asks Jace
<Piper>	Twelve lowered her hand. She was interested in him getting to the part about comparrisons between sex and strawberries, because this was very important.
<DrabberRogue>	Jace couldn't resist smiling as he shrugged at Eira's question. "I could have sworn I heard it somewhere..."
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy's hand goes to grip her desk, looking actually really sad, but letting the man finish, worst case she would threaten him for answers. One day she would have a baby with Akemi damn it!
<SolongStarbird>	"Alright. So the purpose of sex is mainly to produce offspring. I will now explain the process." Dr. Bendhauser then gets out a slideshow. "When the penis is placed inside the vagina, it releases a white liquid referred to as semen. This semen is actually a buch of sperm cells, which swim up into the ovaries of the female involved, and one of the sperm cells join with the egg cell."
<SolongStarbird>	(cont)
<SolongStarbird>	"The two cells both contain half of the gentic material needed to produce another human. This is why a baby has the traits of its parents. The genetic material in each sperm and egg cell is unique, so the baby can have any mixture of the parents traits. The joining of the two cells triggers the cells to begin reproducing themselves, making identical copies that grow to form a fetus."
<SolongStarbird>	(cont)
<SolongStarbird>	"This fetus grows inside the woman for nine months. This is referred to as pregnancy. It is then pushed out through the vagina once it is fully grown. And that is how babies are made."
<SolongStarbird>	(cont)
<SolongStarbird>	"So, to go a bit further, the reason you need a penis and vagina specifically for reproduction is that a woman's egg contains one half of the gentics, and a man's sperm contains the other half, as well as the means of delivering it to the egg, since sperm are specifically designed to burrow into the egg."
<SolongStarbird>	(cont)
<SolongStarbird>	"It is also worth mentioning that there are ways to prevent the reproductive half of sex from happening, such as pills that will fend off sperm, or covering the penis with a rubber device reffered to as a condom, or refraining form having sex all together."
<SolongStarbird>	(cont)
<SolongStarbird>	"Also, there are a variety of diseases that are transferred through sexual intercourse. Sexually transmitted diseases. STDs. And they are usually quite nasty. I am inclined to say that the lot of you are all to young to seriously start thinking about sex anyway, and that you should wait a few more years."
<SolongStarbird>	"Now then, anything you would like me to expand on?"
<DrabberRogue>	Jace raises his hand almost immediately, unable to supress a smirk.
<SolongStarbird>	"Yes?"
<DrabberRogue>	"How do you get an STD?"
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy sits uncomfortabbly, raising her hand yet again for the old man to answer.
<SolongStarbird>	"Simple. The disease travels through bodily contact in a sexual matter, considering it usually effects the sexual organs anyway, so when you have sex with a person who has an STD, the disease will travel over to the other person during the intercourse."
<FakemixRed>	"Couldn't you just punch your junk and stop the STD!"
<SolongStarbird>	"Not really. Diseases aren't really that susceptable to physical attacks. They are very small." He turns to Wendy, "Yes?"
<Piper>	((Solong see question in OOC, pls))
<Piper>	Twelve watches until the end, cartoon penis in cartoon vagina, got it. She raised her hand.
<SavanahHolland>	"T-there has t-to be a way two g-girls c-can have a b-baby together!" She's blushing like mad but she needs this old man to tell her something! Even a lie at this point would work.
<FakemixRed>	"What if you iced them. That would probably kill the diseases."
<SolongStarbird>	"Your options are as follows: adopt a child, try some outlandish cloning stuff that won't work, or get someone to donate sperm to impregnate you. That last one is the most viable, but it will ony contain one of the girl's genetics."
<SavanahHolland>	"B- but I don't want some random hobo's sperm!" she blushes even more, leaning back at her outburst trying not to kill herself blushing to death.
<FakemixRed>	Eira raises her hand "You can have my sperm! The kid will be super strong!"
<DrabberRogue>	Jace breaks back into laughing, it's all simply too entertaining.
<Piper>	"You do not have sperm. Boys have sperm. You are a girl." Twelve remarked to Eira. She had been paying attention to the video! Also, her hand was still raised.
<SavanahHolland>	"E-Eira d-do you have a.. a penis?!?" Wendy looks shocked.
<FakemixRed>	Eira shrugs "I betcha if I tried hard enough. I AM the Strongest after all." Eira says with the utmost confidence
<DrabberRogue>	"Yes, I'm sure she'll get it strong if she tries hard~" Jace remarks with a smile.
<SavanahHolland>	"B-but then I-It wouldn't be with m-my girlfriend.. There h-has to be a way so t-that we can have our own baby!"
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser reclines in his chair. "Maybe in the distant future when we perfect genetic sciences, but not now. I hate to say it, but reproduction is done between a man and a woman."
<FakemixRed>	"Well maybe with that attitude but you don't listen to that nonsense when you're the Strongest!" Eira says scoffing at him
<Piper>	Twelve continued to raise her hand waiting to be called upon like a good girl.
<SolongStarbird>	"Yes?" he adresses Twelve.
<Piper>	"So is sex as good as strawberry bread?" He had failed to answer that crucial question in his infomercial.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy quickly stands up from her seat, walking over to the teacher with her cheeks puffed and her face red "I- I know there's a way! M-maybe y-you just d-don't know?"
<SolongStarbird>	~Why don't you just go mash some vajayjays together till that happens? You'll be there for awhile.~ Dr. Bendhauser keeps his mouth shut, but oh how he'd love to quiet that dunce.
<SolongStarbird>	"It depends on how much you like strawberry bread." He answers Twelve.
<FakemixRed>	"It also depends on the baker, and starch content!" Eira says shattering the socket freeing her finger at least
<DrabberRogue>	"Oh I'm sure there's a way, the faculty just doesn't want you to know~" Jace feels like being a tease.
<Piper>	Twelve smiled and nodded. "I really like strawberry bread. It is my favorite thing." Sad that she had only ever had it once.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy blinks to Jace, slowly getting closer to her teacher, or maybe a soon victem "W-why don't you want me to know??"
<DrabberRogue>	Jace starts chuckling. ~Perfect, so perfect...~
<SolongStarbird>	"I really am divulging the common knowledge. Not hiding much in terms of reproduction. You just don't like the truth. But seriously though. How old are you? Making a baby with your 'girlfriend' should be the last thing on your mind." Dr. Bendhauser senses that he may be about to get it, so he readies himself.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy balls up her fist, ready to throw a punch, it was one of the same things Stacy said.. and in the end she really was right.. but this guy was a joke, I mean look at his shoes! "B-but that's not the truth!"
<DrabberRogue>	~Shit...maybe I went a little far.~ "Well maybe that specific staff member just doesn't know, government organizations are known to keep secrets even from themselves."
<Piper>	Twelve patiently waits for an answer to her question... Or for the doctor to be murdered by Wendy. Whichever came first.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy ends up backing off, sitting in a seat that was next to Eira looking depressed "Idiot.." she comments to the teacher, not-so-subtly.
<Piper>	Oh good, Wendy did not murder the doctor. Now he could answer her pressing question.
<FakemixRed>	Eira nods "I don't think he's fit for this job." Eira says with a mischievous grin at Wendy
<SolongStarbird>	"Look. I never counted on this going this direction, and I never really wanted to teach this class. MAybe you are right and modern medicine has figured it out and I am just not aware. If you want to find an answer that may not yet exist, find it on your own time. I really am of no help to you... Now, on to different topics."
<DrabberRogue>	"Yeah, like Twelve's question." Jace smiles in anticipation.
<Piper>	Twelve nods at Jace. This was very important.
<SolongStarbird>	He turns back to the patient Twelve. "If it is your favorite thing... I really don't know if I can answer this question. It is kind of an opinion thing."
<SolongStarbird>	"Some people like sex more than others."
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy looks over to Eira with a small smile, but still pouting, later she would have to talk to Akemi on this. Despite the teacher saying it should be the last thing on her mind at this age it was, but more so because she needed to know for the future.
<Piper>	Twelve nodded. That was understandable. She would have to try it later and see if it was better than strawberry bread. Highly doubtful.
<DrabberRogue>	"Hey Twelve, remember Superman? Now would be a good time to ask about that~"
<Piper>	"Oh yes." Twelve had almost forgotten. She raises her hand again.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendauser sits in his chair, disgrunted, and thankful he hasn't punched someone yet. "Yes?"
<Piper>	"Why does superman make me wet?"
<Piper>	*stare*
<FakemixRed>	"I was always more fond of Captain America." Eira notes
<DrabberRogue>	Jace was expecting it and he couldn't keep from laughing.
<SavanahHolland>	"Wet?" Wendy asks outloud
<SolongStarbird>	"Superman sexually arouses you, or sends your body signals usualy sent when preparing for sex. This is why you end up wet. Your body normally does this so that the penis can slide in easier." At this point, Dr. Bendhauser is giving zero f***s.
<FakemixRed>	"Or fingers." Eira helpfully adds. "I betcha spit would work well too."
<DrabberRogue>	Jace sighs, not as extreme a reaction as he was hoping for from the teacher.
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser looks at his watch. ~Only a few more minutes with these... I don't even know at this point.~
<Piper>	Twelve was silent for a moment as her brain absorbed all the new information, churning it around in her head like one of those magic 8-balls just waiting for the next question to surface in the little window. She raised her hand again. There it was!
<SolongStarbird>	"Yes?" Dr. Bendhauser half sighs.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy watches the little show with a confused face, at this point wishing she had a paper to take notes, but its not like the man was telling her anything that useful at this point.
<Piper>	"Should I have sex with Superman?" It was a legitmate question. Her body was telling her she wanted him apparently...
<DrabberRogue>	"Twelve please, you don't want to be in a relationship the world's most famous Mary-Sue..."
<DrabberRogue>	*with
<SolongStarbird>	"Wait until you are older. Wait a few years."
<FakemixRed>	"I'm pretty super strength would make great sex though. It would be pretty exciting."
<Piper>	"Relationship?" Twelve looked over at Jace. "You have sex with people you are in a relationship with?" She was in a relationship with Finn... It clicked! "I need condoms."
<DrabberRogue>	Jace facepalmed. "N-No...romantic relationship Twelve, keep it to the romantic ones."
<SolongStarbird>	Dr. Bendhauser rolls his eyes. He watches the seconds tick away. "No you don't. Wait until you are older."
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy raises her hand "How old do you have to be?"
<Piper>	Twelve raised her hand too, but unlike Wendy she waited to be called on.
<DrabberRogue>	Jace cocks his head, eager for the Doctor's answer.
<SolongStarbird>	"There... is no age requirement, but 18 is normally the age when it becomes acceptable."
<SolongStarbird>	"All of you, wait until both you and your partner are 18. Seriously, you don't want to deal with some of the consequences before that."
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy smiles "Four years isn't that long." she comments quietly.
<Piper>	Twelve still had her hand up.
<SolongStarbird>	"Anyway, I know this may be the dumbest thing I will say to you, but just consult a reliable source on the internet or a reoiable person for whateve3 else you need to know."
<SolongStarbird>	"Yes?" He looks at Twelve.
<Piper>	"How do I know when I am older?"
<SolongStarbird>	"You should be keeping track of your age." He looks up at the clock. "Anyway, that's my time. Hope you learned something..." He quickly packs up and leaves, ignoring any further questions.
<Piper>	Twelve looks disheartened. "I do not know my age..."
<SolongStarbird>	~They will never be able to pay me enough for what I just endured.~
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy takes a sigh, standing up from her desk and stretching, looking then to Twelve "H-how long have.. you been alive?" that was the simplest way she knew how to tell.
<Piper>	Twelve looked at Wendy. "For as long as I can remember."
<DrabberRogue>	Jace chuckles, having gotten his hour and a half of entertainment, turning his attention to Wendy as he stands up. "Well, I don't believe we've met, so I might as well introduce myself." Jace smiles in his usual friendly manner. "My name is Jace."
<FakemixRed>	"Hey's a good dude if a bit boring. We got pizza once." Eira says to assure Wendy
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy bites her lip, then taking a deep breath "I'll go by the office and ask later for you, okay?" she smiles softly then looking to Jace, offering her hand "Hello, I'm Wendy. Sorry for how I was actingg.. I just got a little mad.." she lets out a nervous laugh.
<Piper>	Twelve nodded and smiled at Wendy and then sat quietly in her desk. This was a lot to take in. Boys had a penis and girls had a vagina.
*	SolongStarbird has quit (Ping timeout: 182 seconds)
<DrabberRogue>	Jace shakes her hand firmly. "That's alright, the teachers here can get a bit infuriating in their lack of knowledge." He symphathized legitimately, though in reference to the other teachers, as he had practically forged this one's ignorance himself.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy smiles, her handshake average if not a little too strong. "Well it's nice to meet you, I should probably get going by now though."
<DrabberRogue>	"Right, well, I'll see you later I suppose." Jace waves as he turns to grab his own bag.
<SavanahHolland>	Wendy nods, giving a smile to Eira and Twelve paired with a wave as she goes to be depressed with this new information alone.
<DrabberRogue>	"So, how's the stongest been doing?" Jace hoist his bag over his shodler as he turns to Eira.
<FakemixRed>	"It's been awful, nothing exciting happens, I haven't had a solid brawl in weeks!" Eira yells in frustration
<DrabberRogue>	"Why not ask Liz? I'm sure she'll be eager for a fight."
<FakemixRed>	"Yeah but that's not fun. I wanna meet new people and show them my love! as in my fist." Eira punches the air for emphaiss
<DrabberRogue>	"I dunno, have you ever fought Liz? She's pretty fun~" Jace smiles, but has a bitter undertone for some reason.
<FakemixRed>	"No, but I don't really need to." Eira doesn't notice the undertone, she's got no time for such matters
<DrabberRogue>	Jace glances at the clock. "Well, I gotta get going, I've things to attend to. See ya!" Jace waved as he headed out the door.