Anon and Natasha

>Once, there was a man named Anon who lived alone in a large house he inherited from his dead parents after a accident.
>He is currently jobless, as well as without many friends
> All of this is about to change

>Anon was sitting alone in his home playing Destiny on his video console.
> he then heard his homes bell ring and went to answer it
> he gets to the door and is surprised to see a large package with holes in it.
> On to of the package reads a letter as you say to yourself...
"Dear Anon, me and my friends have been watching your for a while taking pity on your problems, within this box might be an answer to your problems. Signed RT"
>wondering whats in store you bring the extremely large package inside