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  1. >Be Anonymous
  2. >You've been in Equestria for 2 years now
  3. >And you have never been happier in your entire life
  4. >Because living with your waifu is truly a bliss
  5. >Not only that you're living with her, you're also working for her
  6. >In her dress shop or as she calls it, Carousel Boutique
  7. >Your job is to sit behind the counter and wait for customers
  8. >Such an easy job and plus you get free, fresh apples everyday in the morning
  9. >You take a small bite on your apple
  10. >"Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where everything is chic, unique and magnifiques" you hear your waifu greet a nice looking couple
  11. >"Yah yah, we're here for a complaint" a low voice says to your waifu
  12. >"Excuse me, complaint for what, sir?" you look over to your waifu now backing up inside the building, "Please, do come in" she gestures to the two
  13. >The two enter the boutique with a dissatisfied look, you can now clearly see that there's a brown, male, earth pony and his companion is a green, female pegasus whose wearing a saddlebag on her back
  14. >You keep your eyes sharp on those two, they might do something to hurt your waifu
  15. >You continue to chew and just glare at the ponies
  16. >"The dress you made for me, the dress I paid 400 bits for, got ripped easily last night!" the female scolds your waifu, your blood boils as her scream visibly hurt your waifu's feelings
  17. >"YEAH!" her companion joins her in her scream fest, "We paid you to make a dress and it got ripped easily!" he continues
  18. >"E-excuse me but would you mind telling me what you two were doing that led to the ruin of the dress?" your goddess of a waifu politely questions the couple
  19. >Rarity is a pretty pony
  20. >"Ya see, after our dinner date, we went home to find that our door's locked, so we broke a window and went inside..." he explains while his companion nods, "It got RIPPED!" she throws her hooves in the air and waves it, "I PAID 400 BITS FOR SOMETHING THAT GOT RIPPED EASILY!" her screams are getting irritating now and your waifu is thinking of an apology or a generous act, she always does that, that's why she's the best
  21. >"I want a refund on this" opening her saddlebag and throwing a tattered, purple dress on the white, marble floor
  22. >'HOW RUDE OF THESE TWO TO DISRESPECT HER LIKE THAT!' you think in anger, your eyes twitch as you find ways to help Rarity
  23. >"I'm sorry, madam, but I must say that it's your fault why the dress is like that" Rarity stands her ground as she picks up the dress in her magic
  24. >"MY FAULT?!" that awful pony suddenly flies up to the ceiling, "It's because you didn't sew it right and now we're suing you if ya don't give us a refund!" she lands next to her lover and the brown pony nods as Rarity finds a way out of this conundrum
  25. >Seeing as your waifu in a bad situation, you decided to diffuse the commotion, placing the half-eaten apple on the counter, you stand up and move behind your waifu, you feel their eyes pierce into you
  26. "Excuse me, ma'am..." you gesture your hand to your waifu to move, "Was it her who forgot her keys to her house so she broke a window and crawled into said window?" the two ponies look pissed at your statement
  27. >"Had she sewed it right, none of this would ever happen!" slamming the floor with her hooves, she turns back and walks out while her insect of a lover follows her, "We're suing you!" their voices are still within earshot, the sound of their hooves hitting the ground mixed with their laughter, annoys you
  28. >"I'm sorry you had to experience that , Darling,..." she closes the door and walks over to the counter, "But it happens all the time in businesses..." she proceeds to disappear from your sights
  29. >You can't handle the sad look your waifu, you must find a way to make her happy
  30. >You try to follow her but a loud ringing fills your ears
  31. "Damn it!" covering your ears, you search for the source of the ringings
  32. "DRINGDRINGDRINGDRINGDRINGDRING..."
  33. >It repeats but you found the origin of the sound and it's on the counter
  34. >Your half-eaten apple...is ringing
  35. >This is bizarre...even for you
  36. "DRINGDRINGDRINGDRINGDRINGDRINGDRINGDRING..."
  37. >You run up to it and place it on your ear
  38. "H-hello?" you ask
  39. >'Anonymous, my dear Anonymous...' the voice on the other line says, 'It's been quite sometime since we last talked, I saw what those two ingrates have done to your...pet, so I'm giving you a solution to your problem...' he trails off
  40. > the fear is audible in your cracking voice
  41. "W-what? who is this? and she's not a pet, she's my waifu!" the voice sounds so eeriely familiar but you can't tell whose voice is it
  42. >'Still believing in your delusions, I see but I suggest you to follow those two bugs, find out where they hide and squish them...' the line abruptly ends, you look at the magic apple and decided that it's better to throw it away than eating it
  43. >You say your goodbyes to Rarity and begin to follow the ponies from earlier
  44. >You wonder whose voice was it and why did you just blindly followed it's orders
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