festival Pieri-Midoriko

[usual disclaimer: http://pastebin.com/wDPCns6f]

I didn't fully preserve it because it really sounds too unnatural in English but both Pieri and Midoriko talk in third person because of their childish personality and well, because they are a little kid respectively.)

Pieri: I hate these bandits who ruined the festival! I'll beat you all to death!
Midoriko: Mum! Don't use such violent expressions! Mum's an adult so her speech must be proper!
Pieri: I-is that so? Is Pieri doing it properly?
Midoriko: No. Not even a little. For example in that situation before...you should have said, I shall beat everyone to death!
Pieri: But but no matter how you say it you are still beating them to death! It doesn't really have anything to do with the wording!
Midoriko: No way no way no way! You are my mum aren't you? So I want my mum to speak properly! It'd be great if mum's speech was more formal!
Pieri: Waah...I'm no match for Midoriko. If you'll go that far then I have to do it properly. Got it. I'll watch my language a bit.
Midoriko: Thank you mum!
Pieri: Let's get to practice immediately then. I shall...beat these bandits to death.
Midoriko: Amazing amazing! That's the spirit mum!
Pieri: I shall chop you up...and stab, and I shall stab you over and over.
Midoriko: Hm?
Pieri: I shall slice you up and I shall tear you to pieces!
Midoriko: W-w-w-wait mum! That was ominous! It sounds ominous now!
Pieri: Eeeeh~? This speech thing is difficult...but Pieri will do her best as much as possible. After all...Pieri is Midoriko's mum!
Midoriko: You're working really hard for Midoriko's sake huh...Thank you! You know, Midoriko's been working hard for mum's sake too.
Pieri: Eh? How?
Midoriko: Making sweets! I wanted to make sweets like mum so I took a crash course secretly. Be it medicine or sweets they'll be done in a flash.
Pieri: Amazing, that's amazing! As expected of my kid! I want to try Midoriko's sweets now! I'm sure Suzukaze will be pleased too. Mum and dad shall praise Midoriko lots and lots!
Midoriko: Yay! Midoriko will do her best. Look forward to it mum!