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      "apple",
      "iphone",
      "ipod",
      "mac",
      "ipad",
      "steve jobs",
      "macintosh",
      "computer",
      "fruit",
      "microsoft"
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      {
         "defid":1582300,
         "word":"apple",
         "author":"Armand Banana",
         "permalink":"http://apple.urbanup.com/1582300",
         "definition":"The alternative to the orange.",
         "example":"Today, I do not wish to consume an apple.  I shall seek alternative fruits.",
         "thumbs_up":5396,
         "thumbs_down":762,
         "current_vote":""
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      {
         "defid":2706893,
         "word":"Apple",
         "author":"Jason Brandt",
         "permalink":"http://apple.urbanup.com/2706893",
         "definition":"A horrendous company that has somehow managed to stay afloat for years and appeal to a mass of misguided people.  They specialize in taking existing technology, making it all shiny and fancy looking, and re-selling it for double the price.  Ironically, their slogan is \"Think Different\".\r\n\r\nTheir latest and greatest gadget that's getting all the attention is, of course, the iPhone, which is basically comparable to any high-quality $150 phone, except it has \"innovative\" touch screen technology, and it sells for $600.\r\n\r\nApple couldn't quite figure out how to make an operating system, so they just stole the freeBSD kernel and repackaged a bastardized version of it as Mac OS X.  It's funny that Apple brags that it's \"Unix-based\", since no one with experience in Unix would ever use a Mac.\r\n\r\nApple frequently runs \"clever\" ads.  Although they've made a ton of them, all the ads boil down to how Windows has viruses and crashes all the time.  Apple also have an enormous, cult-like fanbase that like to remind us of these things every five seconds.  Apple fanboys are generally smug, annoying, and arrogant, despite the fact that most of them don't know jack shit about computers.",
         "example":"Apple Fanboy: \"M$ is teh sux0r! Apple pwns!\"\r\n\r\nWindows User: \"Windows has a wide selection of software and games, and a huge developer community.\"\r\n\r\nApple Fanboy: \"BUT IT CRASHES AND HAS VIRUSES LOL\"\r\n\r\nWindows User: \"My OS hasn't crashed since I had Windows ME.  And AVG is a free program that keeps my computer secure.\"\r\n\r\nApple Fanboy: \"BUT WINDOZE SUXX!\"\r\n\r\nWindows User: \"Would you care to tell me about your Mac?  I hear it doesn't have many tools for software developers, which are important for my work.\"\r\n\r\nApple Fanboy: \"lolololol but windows sucks!!!11\"\r\n\r\nWindows User: \"Did you know that a great amout of Apple software is made with Microsoft Visual C++?\"\r\n\r\nApple Fanboy: \"omg wtf is C++?\"",
         "thumbs_up":3514,
         "thumbs_down":1558,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":5486633,
         "word":"apple",
         "author":"beaverbounce",
         "permalink":"http://apple.urbanup.com/5486633",
         "definition":"THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.",
         "example":"Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple",
         "thumbs_up":1961,
         "thumbs_down":351,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":1363370,
         "word":"Apple",
         "author":"clarkecake",
         "permalink":"http://apple.urbanup.com/1363370",
         "definition":"The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.",
         "example":"Dear Apple,\r\n\r\n     Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name. \r\n\r\nLove, \r\n\r\nGwenyth\r\n\r\nPS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.",
         "thumbs_up":1874,
         "thumbs_down":632,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":2139053,
         "word":"apples",
         "author":"Balfdor",
         "permalink":"http://apples.urbanup.com/2139053",
         "definition":"The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:",
         "example":"How do you like them apples!?",
         "thumbs_up":1104,
         "thumbs_down":201,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":6210953,
         "word":"apples",
         "author":"lololareyouserious",
         "permalink":"http://apples.urbanup.com/6210953",
         "definition":"what the fuck are you looking at the definition of apples for you stupid fuck?",
         "example":"you should know what apples are",
         "thumbs_up":1466,
         "thumbs_down":840,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":1273469,
         "word":"Apple",
         "author":"I totally rock",
         "permalink":"http://apple.urbanup.com/1273469",
         "definition":"A manufacturer of computers, peripherials, and software with around a 3% share of the pc market. \r\nMost well-known products include:\r\nimac\r\nipod\r\nitunes\r\nOS X\r\nfinal cut pro\r\nibook\r\n\r\nWhile their operating system's market share may be significantly below that of Microsoft's windows, many still prefer to use Apple's computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work. \r\n\r\nMany people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.",
         "example":"1. \"Quite frankly, I don't give a shit weather you prefer Apple computers or Windows PCs.\"\r\n\r\n2. \"The Apple vs. PC debate is mindless and insubstantial, try both and use whichever you prefer.\"",
         "thumbs_up":1233,
         "thumbs_down":652,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":1019525,
         "word":"apples",
         "author":"fatmatt",
         "permalink":"http://apples.urbanup.com/1019525",
         "definition":"A shortened version of [apples and pears], which is cockneyrhyming slang for stairs.",
         "example":"\"Let's run up the apples to bed then, shall we?\"",
         "thumbs_up":692,
         "thumbs_down":125,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":3593680,
         "word":"apple",
         "author":"Sir Shags-A-Lot",
         "permalink":"http://apple.urbanup.com/3593680",
         "definition":"A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products\r\n\r\n",
         "example":"Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?\r\n\r\nGuy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.",
         "thumbs_up":1003,
         "thumbs_down":447,
         "current_vote":""
      },
      {
         "defid":1136978,
         "word":"apple",
         "author":"the1bigboy",
         "permalink":"http://apple.urbanup.com/1136978",
         "definition":"Apple:\r\ncompany behind:\r\nApple Macintosh (1984+)\r\niMac (1999?)\r\nMac Mini (2005)\r\niPod (2001)\r\niSight\r\niSync\r\niTunes\r\niCal\r\nMac OS X (10)\r\nSystem 7,6 ect",
         "example":"iWill log into my iMac G5, iSync my iPhoto  files to Mi iPod Photo.",
         "thumbs_up":1418,
         "thumbs_down":907,
         "current_vote":""
      }
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