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Job setup complete
Initializing objects...
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Initializing atmos machinery...
Making a mess...
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Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
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OOC: Zswords: That was a fantastic round to be a miner in.
OOC: Laz0r: Thanks to the admin who gave me a syndi ID
OOC: Fluffynuts: Fuck that round as RD. And fuck that autistic roboticist who left with the surgical tools
OOC: Draquila: where did the nuke go after it was removed from the theater?
OOC: Vagak: I like how the changlings had to assassinate a playoff of a name of "Nazi Warcriminal"
OOC: Vagak: It's like they were doing good.
OOC: Laz0r: I had fun throwing tomato's everywhere
OOC: IyaerP: I put the nuke in the armoury
OOC: Davirr: Who ever was the minerh elping with the mech
OOC: Draquila: why can't i set preferences for any job except assistant
OOC: SingularByte: Stealing brains is so much easier when the target works next to a window to space. You smash and grab.
OOC: Gun Hog: I found the HoS braindead on the arrivals shuttle. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
OOC: Davirr: you were gold
OOC:  VtecJumper: Shoutouts to wormholes for sending me to the Thunderdome
OOC: Fluffynuts: Seriously, I am so sorry everyone who had to use RD. That entire round was at snails pace. NOT EVEN THE ADMINS TELL ME WHERE TCOMMS IS
OOC: Zswords: Like seriously, that was fun, I resurected Ian, turned the captain into a Mech.
OOC: Zswords: Killed a few Basalisks to get those fucking diamonds
OOC: Gun Hog: Tcomms is on the AI Sat, off Engineering
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: wat
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: why
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: oh my god this map is bad
OOC: Fluffynuts: Where are the Tcomms gear, like the circuits and shit?
OOC: Davirr: you and the RD were diamonds in shit
OOC: SkipsPro: this is a great map
OOC: Davirr: like fuck that entire useless crew
OOC: Nalar: I-I like this map :(
OOC: Gun Hog: In a room, south of T-storage and the Engineering entrance
OOC: Draquila: yeah i forgot how much i like metastation
OOC: Zswords: The only thing missing for me was the rest of my augs and a diamond drill
OOC: Fluffynuts: FUCK YOU CREW, YOU WERE ALL SHIT
OOC: Akaens: I learned how to do experimental surgery.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: boxstation ftw
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: changeling and traitor
OOC: Fluffynuts: EXCEPT MAYBE THE CAPTAIN AND MINER
Wandering Bob's Memories:

You are the Warden.
As the Warden you answer directly to the head of security. Special circumstances may change this.
Captainship not forced on anyone.
Enjoy the game!
OOC: Akaens: It just involved mashing a scalpel into someone's face repeatedly though...
You put the box of flashbangs (WARNING) into the security backpack.
You put the ID into PDA-Wandering Bob (Warden)'s slot.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Corbin Pratt has signed up as Cargo Technician."
Adrian Bould [145.9] asks, "AI, can I be into robotics for borging?"
Adrian Bould [145.9] says, "Thanks."
OOC: Zswords: I find it really sad, that if a miner actually deposits some ore, that it's like, the most amazing miracle in the world for R&D/
OOC: SkipsPro: cus mining is too hard
OOC: Draquila: didn't the mining updates fuck up mining?
OOC: SkipsPro: revert to old mining pls
OOC: Fluffynuts: Explain
OOC: SkipsPro: yeah
You remove the ID from the PDA-Wandering Bob (Warden).
Central Command Update



Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
Controls are now unlocked.
You put Wandering Bob's ID Card (Warden) into the security backpack.
OOC: SkipsPro: ores are A LOT rarer
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Jacquetta Richter has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Draquila: why haven't they been reverted
Securitron #359 beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
OOC: Zswords: I do agree the little mining scanner is kinda dumb.
Adrian Bould [145.9] says, "AI, can you set the exofabs away? Thanks."
Controls are now locked.
You put the ID into PDA-Wandering Bob (Warden)'s slot.
OOC: SkipsPro: there are monsters that attack you and slow you down
OOC: Draquila: i saw unanimous bitching about it in a forum thread from may
OOC: Zswords: At the least I wouldn't mind a little pocket button to just activate in my pocket
OOC: SkipsPro: the mining scanner forces you to stop and click, slowing you down more
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: >people who don't actually play mining complain about mining
OOC: SkipsPro: eat a dick I play mining
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Then you should know that ores are very common now
OOC: Zswords: I think I might make a feedback topic about mning and how I think ti could be improved
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Since recently
OOC: SkipsPro: not as much as before the mining updates
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: You can mine all ores for R&D for a couple of thousand points in 15 minutes without any outside help
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: I personally have done that
 That's a portable flasher.
A portable flashing device. Wrench to activate and deactivate. Cannot detect slow movements.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Without going to the western part of the asteroid, mind you
OOC: DrPillzRedux: funny how you're talking about mining when goon just redid theirs in a crazy way
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: What did they do
OOC: SkipsPro: huh
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: they have some magnetic shit
OOC: Antonkr: basil not ded. Noice
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: sybil is dead
OOC: Draquila: basil is alive because sybil died
OOC: DrPillzRedux: put a giant fucking magnet on the station level that attracts rocks iirc
OOC: Vagak: Basil not dead because Sybil is dead.
OOC: Draquila: i like this map more though. wish basil would stay alive
OOC: Antonkr: even still
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: basil is as alive as zombie
The portable flasher is now secured.
The portable flasher is now secured.
You put the wrench into the security backpack.
You put the flash into the security backpack.
OOC: SingularByte: Usually people go to Artyom when Sybil dies. It's odd.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "The singularity is free."
Michael Straub [145.9] says, "What"
D'mello Reezy [145.9] asks, "serious?"
OOC: DrPillzRedux: >going to artyom EVER
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Yes."
Michael Straub [145.9] says, "Well call it as soon as possible"
D'mello Reezy [145.9] asks, "is it heading toward the station?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "It is eating engineer. May gobble up the gravity generator."
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "15 minutes until the shuttle can be called."
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Please try not to die."
The locker has been unlocked by Wandering Bob.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "The singularity is getting very large."
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "hmm well if it doesnt eat too much, we can run off solars"
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "I can no longer see it because it ate the cameras."
The stunbaton is now on.
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "But engineering is quite gone."
You put the pepperspray into the security belt.
You put the box of flashbangs (WARNING) into the security backpack.
The locker has been locked by Wandering Bob.
OOC: DrPillzRedux: the only good thing /tg/ is missing is dismemberment
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "I do not think the containment generators were even turned on."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: >cut off head
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: >no cloning
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Jacqui Peters has signed up as Scientist."
D'mello Reezy [145.9] asks, "sabatage?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Willy Raiden has signed up as Security Officer."
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Michael Name has signed up as Head of Security."
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "This is either a case of intentional sabotage or intense incompetence."
OOC: DrPillzRedux: goons works where losing a leg makes you walk, losing an arm disables use of that arm. You can replace it with borg limbs. Can't cut off heads though.
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "The crew must survive for 14 minutes."
Michael Name [Security] says, "raise your harmbatons."
You put the flash into the security belt.
OOC: DrPillzRedux: losing all of your limbs is just hell
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "13 minutes."
You are unable to equip that.
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Willy Raiden [Security] says, "Yo warden."
*---------*
This is   Willy Raiden!
He is wearing   a security officer's jumpsuit with   a cargo bay guard armband.
He is wearing   a helmet on his head.
He is wearing   an armor.
He is carrying   some handcuffs on his armor.
He has   a security backpack on his back.
He has   a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing   some jackboots on his feet.
He is wearing   PDA-Willy Raiden (Security Officer).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Willy Raiden [Security] asks, "Sup?"
Michael Name [Security] says, "Welp."
Willy Raiden [145.9] asks, "Already?"
Willy Raiden [145.9] says, "Fucking shit."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: the only good thing about dimemberment is that's it's funny and cool
Jacqui Peters [145.9] says, " that was fast"
Willy Raiden [145.9] says, "YO R&D"
Vinny Moon [145.9] says, "I'll be there"
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] says, "singualrity? more like the AI's mum"
OOC: DrPillzRedux: running after an assistant with an esword and swiping his leg off to make sure he can't run is great
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: mechanically it's kind of unnecessary
Willy Raiden [145.9] says, "MAKE SOME BAGS OF HOLDING."
Wandering Bob [Security] says, "nothing that I have seen so far"
Wandering Bob says, "nothing that I have seen so far"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "It has been out for four or five minutes now."
Corbin Pratt [145.9] asks, "Are you fucking kidding me!?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "It is eating engineering."
Jacqui Peters [145.9] says, "we need diamonds first moron"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "It just ate the gravity generator."
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] says, "cuz cuz, ai's mum is so fat"
Michael Name [Security] says, "I think that was gravity."
OOC: DrPillzRedux: well /tg/'s old attempt at dismemberment was bad. Limbs took damage and eventually got crippled.
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "hey can someone come to science"
Michael Straub [145.9] says, "Well good"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "I repeat, the gravity generator is gone forever."
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Tom Cahill has signed up as Assistant."
Wandering Bob [Security] says, "yup. grabity is down"
Wandering Bob says, "yup. grabity is down"
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "and help me out this pradicament"
You slipped!
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "I cant get out this box"
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "wait nevermind"
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "EVA is now opened due to loss of gravity."
Corbin Pratt [145.9] says, "Fucking mororns... It's like 5 minutes from start."
You slipped!
Willy Raiden [145.9] says, "Call the shuttle, AI."
OOC: DrPillzRedux: Fuck I still remember that well, so many katawa shojo erp sessions
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Yes, I would suggest suiting up in EVA."
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] asks, "start of what"?"
You slipped!
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] asks, "HUH?"
You slipped!
You slipped!
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "Shuttle is refueling."
You slipped!
You slipped!
Willy Raiden [145.9] says, "Fuck."
You slipped!
You slipped!
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "The shuttle cannot be called for another 12 minutes."
You slipped!
Attention! Station-wide emergency declared
Access restrictions on maintenance and external airlocks have been lifted.
You slipped!
You slipped!
You slipped!
You slipped!
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "Take care to survive, crewmen."
OOC: 0R0B0T0: why is sibyl down
You slipped!
You slipped!
Priority Announcement


Please suit up at EVA and stay very far away from the singularity.


Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Rexana Woodward has signed up as Chief Medical Officer."
OOC: Zelacks: ur mum sat on the server
OOC: 0R0B0T0: rekt
Willy Raiden [145.9] says, "Keep us updated on the position of the gravity, AI."
You are unable to equip that.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Braylon Ringer has signed up as Mime."
You put the box into the security backpack.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "The singularity is massive. It MAY be escaping into space."
Willy Raiden [145.9] says, "Singularity, I mean."
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "I will provide supports in the hallway to make life easier."
You put the box into the security backpack.
OOC: DrPillzRedux: because of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDtizrUuFo
Wandering Bob has thrown the breath mask.
You slipped!
Teya Ula has been hit by the breath mask.
You slipped!
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "It is eating SMES cells and drifting back towards the station."
Jacqui Peters [145.9] says, " lynch the engi"
You slipped!
*click*
*click*
Medical Cyborg-698 [145.9] declares, "Good news, crew! You aren't using so much power, with the singularity eating all the lighs, and computers, and vents! Plus, less rooms to pay heating bills on!"
You fire the combat shotgun!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the right arm!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus has been attacked with the combat shotgun by Wandering Bob!
You fire the combat shotgun point blank at Sergeant Araneus!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus bites!
Your armor softens the blow!
Sergeant Araneus has been attacked with the combat shotgun by Wandering Bob!
*click*
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "No longer on cameras, as it ate more of them."
Sergeant Araneus bites!
Your armor softens the blow!
Corbin Pratt [145.9] says, "If singo is loose, call shuttle"
Sergeant Araneus has been attacked with the combat shotgun by Wandering Bob!
You fire the combat shotgun point blank at Sergeant Araneus!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
Sergeant Araneus is hit by a pellet in the chest!
*click*
You slipped!
You slipped!
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "The shuttle is refueing."
Michael Straub [145.9] says, "Just murder all engineers"
 That's Sergeant Araneus.
A fierce companion for any person of power, this spider has been carefully trained by NanoTrasen specialists. Its beady, staring eyes send shivers down your spine
Zephys Dargon [145.9] says, "I'll apolagize R&D, the mining asteriod is being quite stingy"
Corbin Pratt [145.9] says, "shiet"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Evacuate the eastern portion of the station."
You slipped!
You slipped!
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "The entire eastern half."
You slipped!
You check yourself for injuries.
	  My chest is OK.
	  My head is OK.
	  My left arm is OK.
	  My right arm is bruised.
	  My right leg is OK.
	  My left leg is bruised.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Line up at escape and wait calmly for evacuation."
You have nothing to drop in your hand.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Damian Sommer has signed up as Botanist."
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
OOC: Draquila: whoever was asking about the t-comms supplies: they're by atmos, off the main hallway, under a yellow door.
Willy Raiden [Security] says, "I blame the warden."
You slipped!
Willy Raiden says, "YO."
Willy Raiden asks, "DID YOU SHOOT THAT SPIDER?"
Michael Name [Security] says, "No..prints."
You open the emergency oxygen tank valve.
D'mello Reezy [145.9] asks, "hello?"
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "oh"
OOC: Shredfaster: i havent played this game i like 2 years
Michael Name says, "Warden."
Wandering Bob [Security] asks, "blame me for what?"
Wandering Bob asks, "blame me for what?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "On my cameras again. Eating the locker room."
Willy Raiden says, "Did you."
Wandering Bob asks, "yes?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Timothy Roberts has signed up as Geneticist."
Michael Name asks, "Did you kill my pet?"
Willy Raiden says, "Shoot the spider."
Michael Name puts the forensic scanner into the security backpack.
OOC: Shredfaster: i dont remember how to do shit
Wandering Bob asks, "you have a pet spider?"
Willy Raiden asks, "Did you shoot the spider or no?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Micah Linton has signed up as Station Engineer."
OOC: Cirtaboy: What's wrong with sybil? It's been down for hours now
Michael Name says, "Yes. Sergeant Araneus."
Wandering Bob says, "yes. I wasn't aware that they were anything other than hostile"
Willy Raiden fires the taser gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Willy Raiden is trying to put handcuffs on Wandering Bob!
Michael Name says, "YOU FUCK"
Willy Raiden says, "Nope."
Wandering Bob says, "it is a SPIDER you moron"
Willy Raiden says, "It's his pet."
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security hardsuit.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's taser gun.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security hardsuit helmet.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Secret plan to revive basil
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's combat shotgun.
Michael Name says, "it's my pet, you fuck."
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "you look"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: hopefully it means death of aryom
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's HUDSunglasses.
Michael Name says, "I'll throw him in the gulag."
Michael Name says, "Think long and hard about killing my pet."
Timothy Roberts [145.9] asks, "How the fuck does singularity get lost 13 minutes into the round?"
Willy Raiden has grabbed Wandering Bob passively!
Michael Straub [145.9] says, "It was lost much earlier"
Willy Raiden blinds Wandering Bob with the flash!
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "what does that mean"
Willy Raiden has grabbed Wandering Bob aggressively (now hands)!
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "7 minutes remaining until shuttle can be called."
OOC: Cirtaboy: What the difference (besides the map) between Sybil and basil?
Andrew Longstrum [145.9] asks, "shuttle call?"
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "Recommended red alert."
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's PDA-Wandering Bob (Warden).
PM to-Admins: wily raiden is putting me in permabrig for killing a spider, even though I explained to him that I didn't even know spiders could be nonhostile
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security belt.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "I've lost track of the singularity, as it ate a lot of cameras."
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's warden's jumpsuit.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's black gloves.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's jackboots.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: the one is alive and the other is dead
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security radio headset.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security gas mask.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Ha!
Willy Raiden says, "Get the uniform."
Willy Raiden says, "I'll buckle him in."
Michael Name says, "I'll grab him a proper jumpsuit."
Current Admins:
	Bluespace is a GameAdmin
	Antonkr is a GameAdmin

You are buckled in to the chair by Willy Raiden.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Wow, the engineers must be incompetent as fuck
Michael Name has thrown the warden's jumpsuit.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Yeah
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: that's another idfference
Willy Raiden has thrown the security gas mask.
Wandering Bob says, "Dude. I didn't even know that spiders could be pets"
Willy Raiden has thrown the black gloves.
Willy Raiden has thrown the seclite.
Willy Raiden has thrown the jackboots.
Willy Raiden has thrown the security radio headset.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: actually they are incompetent on both servers
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
OOC: 0R0B0T0: sybil has worst engineeers #datruth
OOC: Vagak: I've seen better engies on yogstation.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: shut your whoremouth you liar
OOC: Cirtaboy: I have only played for 3 days, and even I know how to work the engineering since day one
Michael Name tries to put the orange shoes on Wandering Bob.
Michael Name says, "Grab me cuffs"
Michael Name tries to put the orange jumpsuit on Wandering Bob.
Michael Name tries to remove Wandering Bob's orange shoes.
Michael Name tries to remove Wandering Bob's orange shoes.
OOC: Shredfaster: is it arrow keys to move
OOC: 0R0B0T0: its alt+f4
Michael Name tries to put the orange shoes on Wandering Bob.
Willy Raiden tries to put the handcuffs on Michael Name.
You successfully unbuckle yourself.
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
OOC: Cirtaboy: I've never played yogsstation, how is it? I tried joining it once but the UI was so awful that I closed it down in an instant
Michael Name puts the handcuffs into the security backpack.
Wandering Bob asks, "You're insane, you realize that?"
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yogstation has literally the same UI as tg
Willy Raiden says, "Pets are important business."
OOC: Cirtaboy: Oh sorry, I meant goon
Michael Name tries to put Prisoner #13-004 on Wandering Bob.
Willy Raiden buckles in!
OOC: IyaerP: yogstation has shitmins
Michael Name says, "4000 points."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yogstation is probably terrible
Michael Name buckles in!
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: but dont quote me on that
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yog is were incompetence is norm
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Yog is awful.
Michael Name unbuckled !
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) says, "Seriously, I never even knew that spiders could be anything but hostile"
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) says, "I saw one in the brig. I killed it."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: On /tg/ incompetence is pretty average
OOC: DrPillzRedux: if you want something different just go play goon, literally only other server differing from tg
OOC: Cirtaboy: Oh wait, I think i've heard about yogs now. Isn't it that place with the 13 yo admins?
Willy Raiden says, "Ignorance of hte law is not exemption of the law."
OOC: 0R0B0T0: nobody knows how to fight a fukkin malf ai on yog
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) screams!
Willy Raiden puts the pepperspray into the security backpack.
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) says, "You're being insubordinate psychopaths"
Michael Name says, "You killed my pet"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yogscast primary audience IS kids
OOC: Cirtaboy: Well duh, there isn't any youtube guide stupid ;)
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: so
OOC: 0R0B0T0: they have a 14 year old admin, he is actually one of the best ironically
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: age doesn't decide everything
OOC: 0R0B0T0: >implying yogstation has anything to do with the autismcast
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: but generally underaged have worse internet skills
OOC: 0R0B0T0: fukkin scrubs
OOC: Cirtaboy: Well actually it does, it decides your maturity
OOC: Hishan: as a rule yes, there are always exceptions
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: well there are always manchildren
PM to-Admins: Willy Raiden and Michael Name just permabrigged me for killing a spider in the brig, they said it was their pet. They wouldn't even listen when I said that I didn't know spiders could be nonhostile.
You need help taking these off!
OOC: Hishan: id rather thave a mature 14 y/o admin tha a fucking manchild admin
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: admins have to be a lot more than just mature
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: I mean, ideally
OOC: Zelacks: maturity is illrelevant of age, honestly
You have accumulated 0 out of the 4000 points you need for freedom.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: it's not
OOC: 0R0B0T0: no it isnt, people who say that need to slap themselves
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Oh god, imagine having that redhaired dwarf-wannabe dude from yogscast as admin, screaming with his high-pitched voice for you to stop transforming everyone into hulks. Or letting the singularity go rampart
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Zelacks: well I mean sure
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Except it generally follows that an older person will be more mature than a younger person. In general.
You are unable to equip that.
You need a suit before you can attach this medical blanket.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Zelacks: most 13 year olds are terrible and unbareable
OOC: DrPillzRedux: Yeah no, go out in the real world and you'll see that's wrong
OOC: Zelacks: that is true
Current Admins:
	Bluespace is a GameAdmin
	Antonkr is a GameAdmin

mouse squeeks, "Squeek?"
OOC: DrPillzRedux: too many neets in here
OOC: Zelacks: wow rood
You push the wall but nothing happens!
OOC: Hishan: in general, yes, but there are exceptions. IE: mature younger people and fucking sheltered adults who act like 4 year olds
OOC: 0R0B0T0: the difference between a 20 year old and a 16 year old is fucking big and if you cant understand that go step on lego
OOC: DrPillzRedux: ^never goes outside
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: I'm not a neet, nerd. I used to work manual labor. Maybe you've just got observation bias.
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I worked retail and I work as an EMT right now.
Prison Ofitser beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I know the shit
OOC: Cirtaboy: The difference is very easy to spot yourself, just look into the internet forum posts you made when you were younger, I guarantee you, you will cringe into oblivion.
OOC: Zelacks: Cirtaboy, you are 100% correct
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yup
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: I mean older people have more experience, period
PM to-Admins: Are you guys even here?
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

SINGULO IS LOOSER THAN MY MOTHER'S ASSHOLE


OOC: DrPillzRedux: i have more experience fukkn yer mum
OOC: 0R0B0T0: lmao drpillz arent you that guy who does nothing but erp, and you tellin people they never see daylight
OOC: Cirtaboy: oh god that announcement, made me lol
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I've never erp'd
OOC: Fluffynuts: Fuck this space time
OOC: DrPillzRedux: get shit on
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Antonkr: Sorry about that. Was away. Looking into.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: is icky okay on basil
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yes
 This is a safety pickaxe. It is a bulky item.
A pickaxe designed to be only effective at digging rock and ore, very ineffective as a weapon.
OOC: Shredfaster: is there a known bug where you cant move or am i just retarded
OOC: Shredfaster: tried the arrow keys and the wasd hotkey thing
OOC: Draquila: check if your sprite is floating
You start picking.
OOC: Zelacks: throw something
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: shred, it has to do with the arrivalsshuttle being snowflakey or some shit, I aint no coder just throw osmething
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
You start picking.
OOC: Zswords: Rembemer: all PDA's have a pen inside of them
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You finish cutting into the rock.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: if you spawn in the arrivalsshuttle and gravity is down you wont float
OOC: DrPillzRedux: remember: all pens are meteor pens
Wandering Bob has been ineffectively hit in the chest with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
OOC: Hishan: stupid question, but is the electronic AI voice a player controlled thing?
You start picking.
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yes
You finish cutting into the rock.
OOC: Draquila: yes
OOC: 0R0B0T0: like shit, wot
OOC: Hishan: ok then second question, how does one control it? is  the command in the AI control tab?
OOC: Cirtaboy: Yeaaah, good job, APC destroyed, mission accompliced!
OOC: Shredfaster: omgosh thanks guys
OOC: Draquila: it's in the AI UI
OOC: Cirtaboy: That one always gets me
OOC: Hishan: thank you kindly
OOC: Draquila: it only has certain words though
OOC: DrPillzRedux: It's called VOX and it used to use the old Half Life 1 announcement voice which was infinitely better.
OOC: Draquila: like you can use it to say ASS BLAST USA YOU ARE ABORTIONS but not CHANGELING IN BRIG
OOC: DrPillzRedux: but at least it's there
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: The old vox was better.
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Like 900000% better.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Fucking lag
OOC: DrPillzRedux: goon AI's used to have vox but they made it admin only and changed the voice to a robotic british male
OOC: 0R0B0T0: meh, they both kinda suck
OOC: Hishan: why would i want to say "ling in brig" when I COULD say "ass blast usa", the system seems  perfect
OOC: Draquila: i wish i'd heard old vox. i love the HL voice
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I think the old vox simulator is still up
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
OOC: Fluffynuts: Still couldn't find Tcomms.
OOC: Draquila: tcomms is on the AI sat
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
OOC: Fluffynuts: What? So I have to pass the turrets for tcomms gear?
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
OOC: Draquila: tcomms supplies are near atmos
  Squeek!
OOC: DrPillzRedux: here's the old VOX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgsGis8-uZA&feature=youtu.be
OOC: Draquila: off the main hallway, behind a yellow door
Wandering Bob has been attacked in the chest with the fork by Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob has thrown the fork.
Wandering Bob has thrown the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
OOC: Heywood Yablome: whats with sybil? is it coming back up any time soon?
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
OOC: DrPillzRedux: Found the old VOX simulator http://www.ss13.eu/petescorner/vox/
OOC: DrPillzRedux: still uses the old voice
You need help taking these off!
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Wandering Bob has analyzed Wandering Bob's vitals.
Analyzing Results for Wandering Bob:
	 Overall Status: 94% healthy
Species: Human
	 Damage Specifics: 0-0-0-6
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burn/Brute
Body Temperature: 15.6504°C (60.1706°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
	 Chest: 0-6
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You have to remove your mask first!
You put the dexalin pill into the oxygen deprivation first aid.
You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this breath mask.
You are unable to equip that.
The oxygen deprivation first aid is full, make some space.
You have nothing to drop in your hand.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Friend Computer (Played by: Draquila)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Friend Computer's loyal minions were: Friend HardDrive (Played by: Vagak),
Friend Computer's disloyal minions were:
The traitors were:
SkipsPro was D'mello Reezy (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Zephys Dargon, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Andrew Longstrum, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

LichLord95 was Makenna Vasilyev (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Michael Straub, the Quartermaster. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were:  manly dwarf, cooing, transport.
The code responses were: charity, moonshine, fluttering.

Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: Vagak: Wait, John Smith wasn't a traitor?
OOC: Draquila: d'mello were you john smith?
OOC: SkipsPro: no I was
OOC: SkipsPro: yeah
OOC: 0R0B0T0: lmao john smith be griffin
OOC: SkipsPro: I was john smith
OOC: SkipsPro: used the agent ID
OOC: Vagak: Oh
OOC: 0R0B0T0: oh right
OOC: Zswords: OH, I was an assassination target
OOC: Draquila: oh fuck, that's such an obvious disguise name