copypasta for reynad

I sexually Identify as a 29 health hearthstone opponent. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the board dropping hot sticky misplays on disgusting tempo storm managers. People say to me that a person being a hero is Impossible and I’m stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a new deck and a hero power on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "29kappa" and respect my right to create chaos from above and make you lose the match. If you can’t accept me you’re a lethalphobe and need to check your counting privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.