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  1. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> ==START==
  2. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> Umm hello?
  3. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> Anyone there?
  4. [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> hello new voice
  5. [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> hi
  6. [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> wait new voice?
  7. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> yeah like Jydbec, and other Jydbec
  8. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> umm?
  9. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  10. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> what
  11. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> are you dumb or something
  12. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> kinda
  13. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> the voices in your head that tell you to do stuff you big dumbo
  14. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> ohh
  15. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> you mean a conscience
  16. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> I dont have that
  17. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> and you are one of them
  18. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> okayyyyyyyy
  19. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> welcome to the family
  20. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> huh
  21. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> so where are the others?
  22. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> *sound of collective of the same mental voice* we are all here
  23. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> O_O
  24. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> okayyyyyyyyyyyy
  25. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> I have like no idea what I just stumbled onto
  26. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> are you like a hivemind
  27. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> or just suffering from mpd
  28. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> my thinkpan of course new jydbec
  29. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> you stubled into my thinkpan
  30. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> my name isnt jydbec
  31. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> Its jydbec
  32. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> btw
  33. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what!
  34. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> my name
  35. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> its jydbec
  36. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what sort of behavior is this!
  37. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> umm
  38. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> YOUR FUCKING NAME IS JYDBEC YOU FILTH!
  39. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> no it isnt
  40. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  41. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> is this a cult?
  42. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> uuuum i could start a cult if you want me to
  43. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> you know
  44. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> that wouldnt be too hard
  45. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> there are all these lovely people here who would love to help me
  46. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> hmm
  47. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> who?
  48. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> there's harold, jessie, there's rolfur, and harold, and earnay and... what did you ask
  49. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> you know what
  50. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> nevermind
  51. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> you can do the mind shit right?
  52. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> um, thinking?
  53. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> no
  54. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> the stuff where you pick stuff up with your mind
  55. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> fuck
  56. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> did I just find some random crazy
  57. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> wait did you hear that???
  58. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> no i didn't hear you call me crazy
  59. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> i totally did tho
  60. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> forgot
  61. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> telepathy
  62. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> sooooo
  63. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> uum
  64. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> stuff to do with your thinkpan
  65. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> hmmm
  66. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> yeah
  67. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> math! no that's thinking
  68. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> can you throw shit with your brain and stuff
  69. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> ooh ooh OOOH!
  70. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  71. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> maths requires thought for you
  72. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> what's math
  73. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> though
  74. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> thats normal isnt it
  75. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> forgot
  76. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> ok let me think about if i can light stuff on fire with my mind for a moment
  77. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> Im kinda a genius
  78. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> wait you can light stuff on fire with your mind
  79. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> huh
  80. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> it's really hard to concentrate when you are still excited about killing someone ne voice
  81. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> never tried that
  82. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> wait you kill people?
  83. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> well doiii who doesn't
  84. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I GOT IT!
  85. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I tend to avoid it
  86. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> finally
  87. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I CAN LIGHT STUFF ON FIRE WITH MY MIND!
  88. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> O_O
  89. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> thats pretty cool
  90. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> i know i'm the best right
  91. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> ehh
  92. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> close enough?
  93. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> I guess we're tied
  94. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> :P
  95. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> YAY the new voice likes me
  96. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> I can throw stuff around
  97. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> Its kinda fun
  98. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> makes carnival games easy
  99. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> though thats not really usefull
  100. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> YOU GO TO THE DARK CARNIVAL WITH THE SUBJUGLATORS
  101. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> the what with the what
  102. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> you know the big guys who punish people
  103. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> O_O
  104. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> are they even alive still
  105. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> do you know new voice?
  106. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> I dont know anything to be honest
  107. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE SMART ARE YOU LYING TO ME!
  108. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> *gestures over to another jydbec*
  109. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> you got any ideas whats going on?
  110. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> what no
  111. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> say new voice
  112. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> wanna go stab a few people with me
  113. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> it's a rush i tell you
  114. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> umm
  115. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> well
  116. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> I have no idea where you ar
  117. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> their screams are delightfull
  118. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> I have no idea where you are
  119. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> where do you live
  120. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> the pit
  121. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> if its nearby sure
  122. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> I have no idea where that is
  123. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> shame
  124. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you also live in the pit
  125. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> it's fine
  126. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> it does sound fun
  127. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you are in my head
  128. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> well I am now
  129. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> but
  130. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> like
  131. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> Im just using telepathy
  132. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> you can direct the limb cutting even
  133. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> wait say what
  134. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> Im not one of your weird personalitys
  135. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> so I cant
  136. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> I just said
  137. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> so... not a new voice?
  138. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> no
  139. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> just mind control magic?
  140. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> god are they all this dumb
  141. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  142. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> Like voxait has!
  143. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> did I think that aloud
  144. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> and yeah
  145. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> kinda
  146. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> no idea who that is
  147. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> sounds cool
  148. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> may have to talk to him
  149. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> nah he's a big pompous asshole
  150. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> he used to be cool
  151. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> he seems significantly more sane
  152. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> ohh
  153. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> never mind then
  154. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> soooo
  155. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> you wouldn't want to talk to him
  156. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> okay
  157. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> he's not pro torture
  158. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  159. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> really
  160. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> that sucks
  161. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> yeah i know
  162. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> but like why?
  163. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> i mean whats wrong with people
  164. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> I know right
  165. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> its like
  166. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> really
  167. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> Its so much faster than asking them normally
  168. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> oh he says something about it being a-moral
  169. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> whatever that means
  170. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> ohh god
  171. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> he's one of those
  172. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> isn't he
  173. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> yes
  174. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> ugh
  175. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> exactly!
  176. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> you know what voice that isn't a voice we get each other
  177. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> yeah
  178. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> I guess we do
  179. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> ...
  180. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> sometimes
  181. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> most other people aren't on board with my ideas until after i kill them
  182. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> I could tell
  183. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> well since you won't be joining me for fun times i guess i'll be off
  184. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> how do i hang up?
  185. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> Umm
  186. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> do i punch myslef in the ear?
  187. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> actually dont know
  188. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> cause that's not working
  189. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> I think I just have to stop
  190. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> oww oww oww
  191. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> stop that
  192. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> hold on let me knock myself out
  193. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> that kinda hurts
  194. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> NOO
  195. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> noo
  196. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> jydbec ceased telepathically pestering Jydbec
  197. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> ==END==
  198. TART==
  199. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> jydbec began telepathically pestering Jydbec
  200. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> Umm hello?
  201. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> Anyone there?
  202. [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> hello new voice
  203. [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> hi
  204. [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> wait new voice?
  205. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> yeah like Jydbec, and other Jydbec
  206. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> umm?
  207. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  208. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> what
  209. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> are you dumb or something
  210. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> kinda
  211. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> no actually
  212. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> smartest person
  213. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> like
  214. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> ever
  215. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> the voices in your head that tell you to do stuff you big dumbo
  216. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> ohh
  217. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> you mean a conscience
  218. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> I dont have that
  219. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> and you are one of them
  220. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> okayyyyyyyy
  221. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> welcome to the family
  222. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> huh
  223. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> so where are the others?
  224. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> you mean other telepathic people
  225. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> *sound of collective of the same mental voice* we are all here
  226. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> O_O
  227. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> okayyyyyyyyyyyy
  228. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> I have like no idea what I just stumbled onto
  229. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> are you like a hivemind of psionics
  230. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> or just suffering from mpd
  231. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> my thinkpan of course new jydbec
  232. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> you stubled into my thinkpan
  233. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> my name isnt jydbec
  234. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> Its jydbec
  235. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> btw
  236. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what!
  237. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> my name
  238. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> its jydbec
  239. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what sort of behavior is this!
  240. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> umm
  241. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> YOUR FUCKING NAME IS JYDBEC YOU FILTH!
  242. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> no it isnt
  243. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  244. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> is this a cult?
  245. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> uuuum i could start a cult if you want me to
  246. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> you know
  247. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> that wouldnt be too hard
  248. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> there are all these lovely people here who would love to help me
  249. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> hmm
  250. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> who?
  251. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> there's harold, jessie, there's rolfur, and harold, and earnay and... what did you ask
  252. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> you know what
  253. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> nevermind
  254. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> um, thinking?
  255. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> no
  256. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> fuck
  257. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> wait did you hear that???
  258. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> no i didn't hear you call me crazy
  259. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> i totally did tho
  260. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> forgot
  261. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> sooooo
  262. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> uum
  263. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> stuff to do with your thinkpan
  264. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> hmmm
  265. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> yeah
  266. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> math! no that's thinking
  267. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> can you throw shit with your brain and stuff
  268. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> ooh ooh OOOH!
  269. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  270. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> maths requires thought for you
  271. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> what's math
  272. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> though
  273. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> thats normal isnt it
  274. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> forgot
  275. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> huh
  276. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> it's really hard to concentrate when you are still excited about killing someone new voice
  277. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> never tried that
  278. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> wait you kill people?
  279. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> well doiii who doesn't
  280. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I GOT IT!
  281. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I tend to avoid it
  282. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> finally
  283. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> O_O
  284. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> ehh
  285. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> close enough?
  286. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> I guess we're tied
  287. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> :P
  288. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> YAY the new voice likes me
  289. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> Its kinda fun
  290. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> makes carnival games easy
  291. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> though thats not really usefull
  292. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> YOU GO TO THE DARK CARNIVAL WITH THE SUBJUGLATORS
  293. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> the what with the what
  294. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> you know the big guys who punish people
  295. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> O_O
  296. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> are they even alive still
  297. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> do you know new voice?
  298. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> I dont know anything to be honest
  299. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE SMART ARE YOU LYING TO ME!
  300. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> *gestures over to another jydbec*
  301. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> you got any ideas whats going on?
  302. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> what no
  303. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> say new voice
  304. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> wanna go stab a few people with me
  305. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> it's a rush i tell you
  306. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> umm
  307. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> well
  308. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> I have no idea where you ar
  309. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> their screams are delightfull
  310. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> I have no idea where you are
  311. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> where do you live
  312. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> the pit
  313. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> if its nearby sure
  314. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> I have no idea where that is
  315. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> shame
  316. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you also live in the pit
  317. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> it's fine
  318. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> it does sound fun
  319. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you are in my head
  320. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> well I am now
  321. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> but
  322. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> like
  323. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> you can direct the limb cutting even
  324. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> wait say what
  325. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> I just said
  326. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  327. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> Like voxait has!
  328. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> did I think that aloud
  329. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> and yeah
  330. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> kinda
  331. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> no idea who that is
  332. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> sounds cool
  333. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> may have to talk to him
  334. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> nah he's a big pompous asshole
  335. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> he used to be cool
  336. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> he seems significantly more sane
  337. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> ohh
  338. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> never mind then
  339. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> soooo
  340. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> you wouldn't want to talk to him
  341. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> okay
  342. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> he's not pro torture
  343. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  344. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> really
  345. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> that sucks
  346. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> yeah i know
  347. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> but like why?
  348. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> i mean whats wrong with people
  349. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> I know right
  350. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> its like
  351. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> really
  352. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> Its so much faster than asking them normally
  353. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> oh he says something about it being a-moral
  354. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> whatever that means
  355. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> ohh god
  356. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> he's one of those
  357. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> isn't he
  358. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> yes
  359. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> ugh
  360. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> exactly!
  361. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> you know what voice that isn't a voice we get each other
  362. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> yeah
  363. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> I guess we do
  364. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> ...
  365. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> sometimes
  366. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> most other people aren't on board with my ideas until after i kill them
  367. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> I could tell
  368. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> well since you won't be joining me for fun times i guess i'll be off
  369. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> umm
  370. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> actually dont know
  371. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> cause that's not working
  372. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> I think I just have to stop
  373. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> ==END==
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