CHERENKOV LIGHT AS NEKKI BASARA

<Cap`n_GM> Before I start this adventure I need to be able to keep track of who is participating
-*- Hot_Pot shuts the hell up, and pays attention.
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<Hot_Pot> ME!
<GreenHoof_> Me
<UnifySelf> I'm going
<Cherenkov_Light> Me of course
<Recon_> ME!
-*- Dr_Bob learned from previous adventures and brings with him nothing
-*- Dr_Bob is going to RP the FUCK out of the humanitarian Bard/Medic
<Silver_Tongue> Me
<GreenHoof_> (Is there any way we can start in 3 hours so I can be on a computer? Pleaaassseeee)
<TradePanicky> "I'm keeping look."
<Cap`n_GM> Now, in case the group is separated, I am going to shuttle off a second group into #FourCannon-woods and use that as my backup room
<Cap`n_GM> but not yet
<GreenHoof_> (I'm gonna have to get off this phone soon)
<Silver_Tongue> "Okay"
<Cap`n_GM> (Sorry hoof)
<Dr_Bob> [Wait for Chinook!]
<GreenHoof_> (Fucking hell. Alright then, lets do this shit)
<Silver_Tongue> (Why?)
-*- Ruby_McCoal returns, abit less sober than before
<Silver_Tongue> (We got 7 bob)
-*- Arrant_Hold__ trails behind Ruby.
<Dr_Bob> [?]
<Silver_Tongue> (8)
<GreenHoof_> (What if Chinook doesn't get on for a while?)
<Dr_Bob> [oh]
<Cap`n_GM> Now everyone stop talking for a sec so I can have a clean list of who is joining
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<Dr_Bob> [kek]
<Ruby_McCoal> "*burp* alright pones, let get that faggot back"
<UnifySelf> [kek]
<Arrant_Hold__> "Don't do anything rash you, here me Ruby?"
<Chinook> [i dont even know what the fuck]
<Cap`n_GM> Stop talking.
<Hot_Pot> [it's HAPPENING!]
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<Cap`n_GM> EVERYONE WHO IS ATTENDING; give me your race and gender so I can remember it.
<Recon_> "Im going"
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<Arrant_Hold__> Earth Male
<Cherenkov_Light> MALE UNICORN
<Recon_> Pegasus Male
<Hot_Pot> Female Earth.
<GreenHoof_> Male Earth
<Silver_Tongue> Earth/make
<Chinook> Pegasus/Male
<Dr_Bob> MALE UNICORN
<Silver_Tongue> *Male
<Arrant_Hold__> >make is best gender
<Dr_Bob> [>De sausage party and Hot Pot]
<Ruby_McCoal> Female Earth
<Hot_Pot> [lel]
<TradePanicky> Male unicorn, saddlebag
<Dr_Bob> [And Ruby]
<UnifySelf> Male Unicorn
<Chinook> [i swear one of these days someones gonna ask ASL? And i'll answer Pegasus/Male]
<Hot_Pot> I forgor equip.
<Cap`n_GM> 12 players? looking good
<Cap`n_GM> I don't care about equipment yet
<Dr_Bob> [Go on Omegle, type in #fourcannon, have canon conversations]
<Cap`n_GM> I will handle that in a second
<Hot_Pot> ok
<Arrant_Hold__> EQUIPMENT: Shitton of rope. That's a shitton in the metric system...
<Dr_Bob> [>mfw 1 doc for 12 people]
<Chinook> [>rp'ing as my guy on a different site, bob you're a genius. may post results later]
<Cap`n_GM> Now, Cherenkov, I don't know who's plan it was, but I know you were present when the party devised a plan, so I need you to explain to me how you're all going to do this.
<Cap`n_GM> With no one else talking
<Dr_Bob> [Might do that too lel]
<Dr_Bob> [SORRY]
<Cherenkov_Light> 3 on raft, one is male unicorn. others will walk to location, getting there in enough time to set up and hide.  Ones on raft will have mud in their ears to block out song from beginning
<Cherenkov_Light> Others will put mud in ears close to arriving to the site
<Cherenkov_Light> When they inspect raft, I throw rock to get attention and then we talk
<Cherenkov_Light> What they say will determine what we do next
<Dr_Bob> [We don't have to RP being hard of hearing, right?]
<Cherenkov_Light> [WHAT]
<Chinook> [What ya say?]
<Recon_> "RAFTVENTURE 2:ELECTRIC BOGALO"
<Ruby_McCoal> (popquiz, are mares immune to seapones signing?)
<Hot_Pot> "RAFTVENTURE 2: BLOOD SABBATH
<Hot_Pot> "
<Dr_Bob> [What floats yur boat?]
<Ruby_McCoal> (I'd rather be drunk than be drunk and deaf id possible)
<Silver_Tongue> (Dunno Ruby)
-*- Recon_ slaps bob for that bad pun
<Arrant_Hold__> (so, we have a a crazy, a drunk, and someone who's just completely lost their shit)
<Cherenkov_Light> [fun times]
-*- Dr_Bob smiles since now his puns are not even intended
<Ruby_McCoal> (all in the same mare)
<UnifySelf> [whlep, were a positive 7 on the 'We're fucked scale'"
<Hot_Pot> (yes)
<Chinook> [what else is new]
<Arrant_Hold__> (well, I was talking about hot pot, you and me in that sentance, but i suppose you fit the entire criteria)
<Cherenkov_Light> I would hope people would know how to use gestures
<Cap`n_GM> Okay, for now I won't need to shuttle off anyone to #FourCannon-woods, but just so we can get this adventure underway, I'm reminding you all to keep ooc comments to a minimum. If you don't have time to RP during the mission, you sure as hell will have time to talk about it in the clinic later
<Dr_Bob> "Quick everyone praise Kek for safety on our venture!"
<GreenHoof_> I wanna go in the cavern and see this shit for myself
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to PRAISE KEK
<GameServ> 3 == 3
<UnifySelf> [kek]
<Chinook> [gg]
<Cherenkov_Light> [eqip list?]
<UnifySelf> [kek has left]
<Cap`n_GM> That reminds me, don't roll unless I ask you to
<Recon_> Do we inventory GM?
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY BLOOD DAEMON
<GameServ> 11 == 11
<Silver_Tongue> "I want raft duty"
<Ruby_McCoal> "1 thing, I aem on the raft"
<Arrant_Hold__> "Sidelines for me."
<UnifySelf> "I'll be the bait."
<Dr_Bob> "I have no choice..."
<Chinook> "I'll work the side"
<Hot_Pot> "I need to be on the raft."
<Arrant_Hold__> "Oh no you don't. You're drunk."
-*- Dr_Bob mans the FUCK UP
<GreenHoof_> Where do you want me, Cher?
<Arrant_Hold__> "and ready to kill something"
<Cap`n_GM> Now, cher said that THREE ponies are on the raft
<Silver_Tongue> "Bob I got your back bro"
<Cherenkov_Light> On the raft, Green
<Cap`n_GM> before any of you volunteer
<Recon_> "Can i be on the raft?"
<GreenHoof_> Ok
<Dr_Bob> [kek]
<Cap`n_GM> I want Cher to tell me who he is putting on the raft
<Hot_Pot> "I wanna ride on the boat!"
<Ruby_McCoal> "fuck you Arron, I AM on thu raft"
<UnifySelf> "As i said, i'll be the bait, if possable."
<Cap`n_GM> Stop talking
<Cherenkov_Light> Unify, Recon, and Green
<Cap`n_GM> Ok then. Are you still acting as bait, yourself?
-*- Hot_Pot is disappoint
<GreenHoof_> "Aye Aue, sir!"
<Arrant_Hold__> "your coming on the sidelines with the rest of us. You're not even talking straight."
<Dr_Bob> [u wot Cheren]
<Silver_Tongue> "Fine whatever"
<Cherenkov_Light> Yes, after they inspect the raft, I will step out of cover and get their attention
<Recon_> (Want our inventory GM)
<Cap`n_GM> Stop talking
<Dr_Bob> [Sorry, I thought I had to be on raft?]
<Cherenkov_Light> [no]
<Hot_Pot> [EVRYONE STFU]
<Cap`n_GM> PEOPLE ON THE RAFT; is there anything in particular you are bringing on the trip? The raft is already equipped with two paddles, and ten feet of rope made from vines.
<GreenHoof_> I'm not bringing anything
<Arrant_Hold__> (bring more rope, never could go wrong with rope)
<Recon_> Invintory: Saddlebags, rope, spear, food, jar
<UnifySelf> [last i checked i have nothing to bring]
<UnifySelf> [no items]
<Recon_> Also my hat
<Cap`n_GM> Okay then, you're in charge of keeping track of what is brought on the raft. Fair warning, ponies have lost weapons from bringing them to the river in my games before.
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<Silver_Tongue> (Yeah some have)
<Dr_Bob> [>tfwnghd]
<Recon_> (I have a spear strapped to my back with lizard skin)
<UnifySelf> [no weaps, don't have to worry]
<Cap`n_GM> PEOPLE FOLLOWING CHERENKOV ON THE SHORE: If there is anything you are bringing, please say so now. If you aren't bringing anything, then don't say anything.
<Ruby_McCoal> questionable crossbow, 10 meters of rope
<Silver_Tongue> Goggles and a sword, saddlebags
<Arrant_Hold__> Rope lot of rope.
<Recon_> (Ruby we dont have crossbows)
-*- Hot_Pot is bringing her pot-helmet, frying pan, and STEALTH CUCUMBERS!
<Cherenkov_Light> Saddlebags, spear, bottle containing paper and charcoal, firestarting equipment, torch, rope
<Recon_> (Unless you got it on a adventure)
<Hot_Pot> in a saddlebag.
<Ruby_McCoal> (I made one , but its amateur work. took 2 days)
<Cap`n_GM> >crossbow
<Cap`n_GM> This'll be interesting.
<Recon_> >no bolts
<Recon_> Aw shit nigga what are you doing
<Arrant_Hold__> THROW IT!
<Cherenkov_Light> [bob you should take the med supplies liven prepared for us]
-*- Hot_Pot wears helmet, keeps pan and cucumbers in bag.
<Chinook> (found one with 6 bolts on the first adventure, thing is in crappy condition)
<Ruby_McCoal> (I though it was implied, gods you guys are a pain)
-*- Dr_Bob takes the med supplies Liven prepared
<Arrant_Hold__> (we try our best)
<Dr_Bob> "I was unconscious, what's all this stuff Cheren?"
<TradePanicky> *hops in place*
<Ruby_McCoal> (also questionable mean it WILL break after use, say 50% chances)
-*- Hot_Pot shutters in place.
<Cherenkov_Light> [basic first aid gear, bandages and stuff like that]
<Dr_Bob> [Cool]
<Cap`n_GM> Alright then. We'll start the adventure at the docks. Unify, Recon and GreenHoof have all assembled on the raft and are ready to start their journey upriver. Anything our fearless leader Cher would like to share before you all head out?
<GreenHoof_> "HEIL!"
<Cherenkov_Light> "Good luck and don't be a fluffy pone on the river.  Others, once we arrive, keep hidden and still before I call for you."
<UnifySelf> "Right."
<Ruby_McCoal> (inb4 emperor and Ruby plz stay put)
-*- Chinook salutes
<Recon_> (>inb4 fire ze jew cannons HEIL HEIL HEIL)
<Hot_Pot> "Okey dokey!"
-*- Arrant_Hold__ glances at Ruby nervously "Welp, this it..."
<Arrant_Hold__> "Hope for the best..."
<TradePanicky> "aye aye"
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-*- Silver_Tongue stares impassively
<Ruby_McCoal> "alright, let do daf shit"
-*- Recon_ waves to the ponies on the docks
-*- Arrant_Hold__ breathes "prepare for the worse..."
-*- Dr_Bob tears up "Let's do this guys!  And please don't get super injured, one can only handle to much Clinic drama..."
<GreenHoof_> "I want to talk to the Cap'n. something's not adding up"
<UnifySelf> "What would that be, Green?"
<Dr_Bob> "What?"
<Chinook> "I'll try"
<GreenHoof_> "I don't know yet."
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<Recon_> (GM do i get perks for training daily with my wings for flying?)
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to PUT ON HER WARFACE!
<GameServ> 12 == 12
-*- Ruby_McCoal glance back at Arrant "eh, funny man. I lite you"
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-*- Arrant_Hold__ rubs his neck nervously, and tries not to blush "...you're drunk..."
<Silver_Tongue> "The quest hath begun, let us make haste"
<Cap`n_GM> And with that, you are clear to get the raft started. Unless the ponies on the raft have anything to discuss while going upriver, we will cut to Cher's team.
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<Cap`n_GM> In terms of bonuses to rolls and such, if you think you should get a bonus to any roll, please say so when you roll but do not change the roll in any way. I will affect the outcome how I see fit.
<Recon_> (ok
<Hot_Pot> I'm using the pan as a weapon
<Recon_> (>pan)
<GreenHoof_> (Ok let's do this shit!)
<Cap`n_GM> And of course, a reminder to not roll unless I ask you to. I've seen ponies almost die for rolling 1's on the most trivial shit.
<Chinook> (Only flight related rolls for me, flight training is like a religion for me)
<Recon_> (Tinker's construct pls)'
<UnifySelf> [Let's head out, my body is at its readyest]
<Dr_Bob> [My medic body is Reggie]
<Hot_Pot> "MY BODY..."
<Hot_Pot> "...IS READY!"
<Silver_Tongue> (Ready is my body)
<Cap`n_GM> Before I get to the crowd on shore, the raft has two paddles that must be manned. Who is paddling?
<GreenHoof_> I will
<UnifySelf> i guess i could
<Recon_> "Body is my ready"
<Ruby_McCoal> (dont put unicorn at paddleing
<Ruby_McCoal> (plz)
<Cap`n_GM> Good to know.
<Dr_Bob> [kek]
<Hot_Pot> (For christ's sake.)
<UnifySelf> [ok then, should recon row or am i doing it?]
<Hot_Pot> (Don't make the unicorn paddle, you lazy shit)
<Cap`n_GM> The trip upriver is quiet, and the crowd onshore follows the raft as is travels. I'd like to have the two rowing roll for their efforts.
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<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 6 == 6
<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 4 == 4
-*- Recon_ rows
<UnifySelf> [oh ok then]
<Hot_Pot> [lazy fat fuckers]
<Recon_> (OH fuck)
<TradePanicky> "do do do"
<Dr_Bob> [Shoo shoo be do]
<Chinook> (Gonna roll?)
<Hot_Pot> "C'MON! ROW YOU FAT SHITS!"
<Recon_> !roll d20
<GameServ> 7 == 7
<Ruby_McCoal> (shoo shoo be >the D)
<Cap`n_GM> Swap all you want. The rowing is piss easy and nothing happens on your trip. After at least an hour of travel, the river widens up to where some of you may remember as the place of all the kidnappings.
<Cap`n_GM> It's quiet.
<Arrant_Hold__> (no... no more of the D...)
<Silver_Tongue> "It's quiet, too quiet"
-*- GreenHoof_ has the butterflies
<Recon_> (Famous last words)\
<Arrant_Hold__> (Silver used ACTIONMOVIEPHRASE#20)
<Ruby_McCoal> "We,re nearly arrived. Preare yourslef" said Ruby, a bit sobered from the hour walk
<Recon_> "Prepare your anus)
<Recon_> "
-*- Arrant_Hold__ nods
<Silver_Tongue> "Roger roger"
<Cherenkov_Light> "Allright everyone, get into position and clog your ears. The signal to attack will be me charging at them.  If I turn back, everything is fine."
<Arrant_Hold__> !roll 1d20 for anal circumference
<GameServ> 17 == 17
<Recon_> (Silver used battle droid phrase number 1)
-*- Dr_Bob follows commands
-*- Hot_Pot clogs her ears, and watches the raft intently.
-*- Chinook salutes and takes up position
-*- UnifySelf agreeing nod, then clogs ears
<Ruby_McCoal> "Understood, dont die there"
<TradePanicky> "quietly follows along"
-*- Recon_ puts mud in his ears
<Dr_Bob> "Cheren, want me to lead?  I'm pretty sure I can get to the place!"
-*- Cherenkov_Light takes some mud and clogs ears, hiding out of the sight of shore."
-*- Arrant_Hold__ clogs ears
<Cherenkov_Light> "Sure thing, Bob"
-*- Silver_Tongue grabs some mud and lightly packs his ears, not enough to completely deafen him
-*- Hot_Pot hides, and watches the raft...
<Cap`n_GM> To clarify, are all the ponies on shore on the west side of the river, or the east?
-*- Ruby_McCoal doesnt
<Arrant_Hold__> "we should've brought cotton balls..."
<Chinook> "Shhhh"
-*- Recon_ thinks mud wont work
<Dr_Bob> [I thought I escaped on the west side of the river]
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-*- Recon_ opens his bad and pulls out a can of black olives
<Cap`n_GM> I'll say you're all on the west. Those on the raft can roll spot checks, since they have the best view.
<Recon_> !roll d20
<GameServ> 10 == 10
<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 7 == 7
<Cap`n_GM> Did GreenHoof died?
<UnifySelf> [kek has not blessed these rolls. For he has sensed a false god amoung us]
<Recon_> (green)
<GreenHoof_> I'm here
<Hot_Pot> [inb4 green isn't even looking]
<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 13 == 13
<Recon_> (>13
<GreenHoof_> (I'm on a phone)
<Recon_> (Aw hell naw)
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<TradePanicky> *burps*
<GreenHoof_> (Am I lagging?)
-*- Silver_Tongue sneezes
<Cherenkov_Light> [no]
-*- Recon_ eats some of his green olives
<Arrant_Hold_> "Hey, Ruby, we're gonna knock some sense into the Cap'n when we see him, right?"
<Cap`n_GM> Before I say what you see, who has not covered their ears?
<GreenHoof_> I haven't
<Ruby_McCoal> (me, I'm a mare and it would be pointless)
<TradePanicky> (my ears are covered)
<Hot_Pot> [oh, criminy!]
<Cap`n_GM> (>pointless)
<Ruby_McCoal> (roll da dice then)
<Hot_Pot> [I'm covered.]
<Chinook> (covered 'em)
<Cherenkov_Light> [covered]
<Arrant_Hold_> he asked who is not covered
<Silver_Tongue> (Mine are shoddily covered)
<Recon_> (>covering fire)
<Arrant_Hold_> (but my ears are covered if its all the same)
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<Cap`n_GM> Those on the shore don't have much to do but watch the raft from the west shore. On the raft however, GreenHoof can see a tiny purple nose pocking out of the water, and a pair of green eyes watching Unify, until of course, she notices you watching her. "Who's your friend?" The purple seapony whispers.
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<GreenHoof_> (To me?)
<Cap`n_GM> Yes, she is talking to you
<GreenHoof_> (I assume she's referring to Cher)
-*- Recon_ looks around while eating olives
<GreenHoof_> "That's Cherenov. The one who blinded your serpent. We wanted to talk with you... Peacefully."
<Recon_> (No its unify you dolt)
<Cherenkov_Light> [too late]
<GreenHoof_> (Fuck)
<UnifySelf> [yeah, re-read the post, it was to me]
<Recon_> (You dumb nigger)
<Cap`n_GM> Nice work
<Silver_Tongue> (Dis gin be good)
<Dr_Bob> [Inb4 she thinks Unify is Cheren]
<Ruby_McCoal> (crossbow readying intesifies)
-*- Hot_Pot takes out a nice, long, juicy cucumber, and begins nibbling on it as she watches this spectical.
-*- Recon_ rubs his hat
<Cherenkov_Light> [facepalming intesifies]
<UnifySelf> [hues internaly]
<Cap`n_GM> The seapony frowns, like you're trying to pass off a really obvious ruse. "Him? No he's not."
<GreenHoof_> "We don't want any fighting..."
-*- Recon_ nays internallu
<GreenHoof_> "Oh... No that's Unity."
<GreenHoof_> (Unify*)
<Silver_Tongue> (Unify, with an f)
<Recon_> (FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIXED)
<GreenHoof_> (Stupid auto correct)
<Cap`n_GM> The purple sea pony smiles slyly. "Oh, well... he should meet my friend." She says before dipping back into the water quietly.
-*- Arrant_Hold_ watches closely
<Ruby_McCoal> (if you give them another one...)
<Silver_Tongue> (You blew it)
-*- Recon_ finishes his olives and puts the can in his bag
<Dr_Bob> [UnifyXWhatshername OTP]
<GreenHoof_> "No wait!"
-*- Recon_ looks at green
<Cherenkov_Light> [let me know when we are able to see what's going on with the raft]
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<Arrant_Hold_> (great fucking idea bringing another male unicorn)
<Silver_Tongue> (Bob watch Oenny just swim out and murder the Seaponies if they nab Unify)
-*- Hot_Pot is still watching...
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<Dr_Bob> [wat]
<Cap`n_GM> I will point out that no one was able to see the seapony except GreenHoof.
<Dr_Bob> [oh]
<Arrant_Hold_> [watching intensifies]
-*- Silver_Tongue is watching for any sign of fish-pones
<GreenHoof_> "Come back! Please! I need to talk to you!"
<TradePanicky> "oooooooo"
-*- UnifySelf looking about the area waiting for something to happen
-*- Dr_Bob is humming Pinkie
<Dr_Bob> 's Brew
<Dr_Bob> While walking
<Recon_> "Green who are you talking to?"
<Dr_Bob> [Shit]
-*- Hot_Pot hums with Dr. Bob
-*- Hot_Pot is still sitting.
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<Hot_Pot> and watching
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-*- Silver_Tongue moves up to Cher and makes a "seen anything?" Motion
<Cap`n_GM> ANYONE who has not properly plugged their ears can roll to listen up.
<Fine_Grind> [it hasnt begun right]
-*- Dr_Bob is still humming
<Silver_Tongue> (Hey that's me!)
-*- GreenHoof_ desperately trying to spot sea pony under the water
<Hot_Pot> !roll to EAVESDROP!
<GameServ> 1 == 1
<Cherenkov_Light> .....
<Hot_Pot> [fuck]
<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to listen
<GameServ> 6 == 6
<UnifySelf> [didn't roll right, hue]
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to EAVEDROP!
<GameServ> 15 == 15
<Cap`n_GM> You do not get a re-roll.
<Silver_Tongue> (Uh uh Hot)
<Dr_Bob> [hue]
<Hot_Pot> [oh wait.]
<Hot_Pot> [FACK!]
<Cap`n_GM> Ruby, Green? Were not both not plugged?
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<GreenHoof_> Correct
-*- Silver_Tongue heard mud
-*- Hot_Pot hears the mud in her ears.
-*- Recon_ scratches his ears
<Silver_Tongue> (Ruby is kill)
<Arrant_Hold_> (no not kill)
<Arrant_Hold_> (where were you when ruby was kill?)
<UnifySelf> [no]
<Recon_> (I dont belive in themud)
<Cap`n_GM> Well go ahead and roll to listen then.
-*- Silver_Tongue is getting irritated hearing mud, it's very dull and has no rythm he can groove to
-*- Dr_Bob is grooving to his inner rhythm
<Cap`n_GM> !roll d20 for Ruby
<GameServ> 11 == 11
-*- UnifySelf is starting to show signs of distress from having mud in his ears
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to hear the mud louder
<GameServ> 4 == 4
<Recon_> (My ears are pulged though
<Cherenkov_Light> [hot stop, plz]
-*- Silver_Tongue starts digging at the mud, it's drying out and hurting his ears
<Cap`n_GM> Just waiting for Hoof to roll and I will explain what happens next, so hold any action
<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 16 == 16
<Recon_> (Aw shit nigga)
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<Ruby_McCoal> (intenetz, what happened?)
<Dr_Bob> [Mud shenanigans]
<Ruby_McCoal> (something I should worry about?)
<Arrant_Hold_> (everyone who didnt plug ears in rolled to listen in, gm rolled for you.)
<UnifySelf> [i'm about to be rape]
<Recon_> (The nigger invasion)
<Cap`n_GM> Ok then.
-*- Hot_Pot continues nibbling on cucumber, trying to ignore the mud-noise.
<Ruby_McCoal> (and how much shit the roll I got?)
<Arrant_Hold_> (11)
<Ruby_McCoal> (fanfuckintastic)
<Arrant_Hold_> (cant tell if good or bad...)
<GreenHoof_> (FUUUUCK I wanna go down in the grotto by myself and talk to Cap'n!!)
<Ruby_McCoal> (implying you know where it is)
<Silver_Tongue> (Green calm down)
<Arrant_Hold_> (the cap'n is 2lewd4me from what ive heard)
<GreenHoof_> (I'm calm, just anxious)
<Cap`n_GM> From the shore, Silver, Ruby and Hot Pot don't have their ears totally blocked, and can hear the sound of singing. On the raft, it is very clear, and almost hypnotic, for GreenHoof to hear. Back on the shore, it's hard to tell who is singing, but before long, Ruby finds herself drowzy, like all of this is a waste of time and it would be a better idea to go to sleep. As for Silver and HotPot...
<Hot_Pot> [oh shit]
<Recon_> (aw hell naw)
<Cap`n_GM> The two find themselves face-first on the ground, fast asleep in a matter of seconds. GreenHoof, you're not in any danger of sleeping just yet, but I'm sure you recognize the tune from last time.
<GreenHoof_> Oh I do
-*- Dr_Bob looks around and flips his shit
-*- Recon_ is staring at green
<Hot_Pot> ...
-*- Silver_Tongue passes out with the force of a thousand suns
<TradePanicky> *hops in around*
-*- Dr_Bob rushes to Silver, trying to help him out
<Dr_Bob> "SILVER!  WAKE UP!"
<Arrant_Hold_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjyL2Wooh9Q
<Dr_Bob> [Mud makes it so I speak louder than intended lel]
<Silver_Tongue> "Snoring noises"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Hey, Ruby, you okay?"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ shakes her on the shoulder
<Arrant_Hold_> "You seem tired."
-*- Cherenkov_Light notices something is amiss
<Ruby_McCoal> "Fuck this shit guys, I think I... too much.. booze."
<GreenHoof_> "Hold steady..."
<Ruby_McCoal> "fucking High... tide"
<Cherenkov_Light> "Fuck," I mutter under my breath.  Time for acion.
<Arrant_Hold_> "Well, don't fall asleep now... Not now."
<Recon_> "Green ya alright?"
<GreenHoof_> "Yeah..."
<Arrant_Hold_> "Stay awake, run in place, do some squats, do something to stay awake."
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-*- Cherenkov_Light makes motions for everyone to stay put and heads towards the river
<TradePanicky> "try dancing its how I stay awake."
<Hot_Pot> *snoring*
<Arrant_Hold_> "yeah, try that! try dancing."
-*- Silver_Tongue subconsciously keeps scratching mud out if his ears
-*- UnifySelf gives agknowledging nod
<Cap`n_GM> Those on the raft, you see on the raft's east side a familiar sky blue seapony half-emerged out of the water, leaning a fin on the raft and eyeing Unify lazily.
<GreenHoof_> "I'm not tired. Concentrating..."
<Recon_> "Aw hell naw!"
<Cap`n_GM> Those who are especially attentive on shore might be able to just barely catch a glimpse of her.
-*- UnifySelf gives a confused look toword the sea pony. [i wasn't here for the other raftventure, so i don't know what she looks like]
<GreenHoof_> ".......holy shit"
-*- Cherenkov_Light throws a rock into the rive and yells out "HEY, I'M HERE!  I'M THE ONE YOU WANT. I HAVE COME TO TALK."
<Dr_Bob> "W
<Dr_Bob> h
<Dr_Bob> "WHAT?"
-*- Recon_ begins scooting backwards a little
<Ruby_McCoal> "This fucking *yamn" pony, not worth.. it. Want home... bed"
<TradePanicky> "I think I see something"
<Dr_Bob> [>yamn]
<Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20 for astute observations
<GameServ> 10 == 10
-*- Arrant_Hold_ shakes Ruby
<Silver_Tongue> (Dear bib do try and wake me up instead of just telling)
-*- Recon_ scrapes his ears
<Arrant_Hold_> "Come on... stay with us here."
<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to scan river
<GameServ> 11 == 11
<Cap`n_GM> Something is different about the seapony. When one would expect her to be gazing lustfully at Unify, she actually seems to be impassive, her mood clearly sour. She looks like she's about to start her usual mermaid routine until Cher catches her attention, and she very quickly adopts a scowl.
<Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20 to try to wake Silver up
<GameServ> 14 == 14
<UnifySelf> [>tfw not even the seaponies want me]
<Arrant_Hold_> "Come on, we need you ready... Be ready for this..."
-*- Recon_ holds on to the raft
<TradePanicky> "um um um um um um"
-*- Cherenkov_Light yells out "I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY HARM."
<Hot_Pot> [>tfw no-one wants to awake me]
<Ruby_McCoal> "oh my... the seaponies song *yamn*..! Arrant hit me... face"
<Dr_Bob> "YOU DON'T WANT TO WHAT WITH YOUR ARM?"
<Cap`n_GM> "You!" She shouts, before pushing off from the raft and dipping back into the water. Very quickly, she appears out of the water, just before the shore and infront of the group. Oh, and Silver is shaken awake.
-*- Recon_ ties the vine rope and his rope together and throws it at the shore
<Silver_Tongue> (Tfw when it's a good thing)
<Dr_Bob> :D
-*- Silver_Tongue stirs "wha?"
<Arrant_Hold_> "eh... alright... but know you asked for it..."
<Recon_> "Grab the rope you guys!"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ slaps Ruby a few times in the face.
-*- Silver_Tongue tries and gets up and sees Cher standing by the shore "we at that part already?"
<Ruby_McCoal> (does being slapped a couple of times count as being waken up enough GM?)
<Dr_Bob> [Gotta roll fuckers]
<Arrant_Hold_> (GM told me to wait for him to ask for roll)
<TradePanicky> (maybe if I step on your tail)
<Cherenkov_Light> Now, before we begin, can I have your assurance that you won't use anything against me to come unwillingly? Nod in response if you do."
<Hot_Pot> [I cannot just wake up from all this action, can I?]
<Recon_> (Grab the rope i threw niggers)
<Cap`n_GM> "Just what do you think you're doing here, you.. you ass!" The blue seapone shouts at Cher. Ruby is slapped back to attention with no need for a roll, and the thrown rope makes it to the shore.
-*- Dr_Bob tries to hide behind Silver
<Ruby_McCoal> "Ouch.. Good lord what? Arrant!"
-*- Silver_Tongue awkwardly walks closer to get a better look at the seapony
<Arrant_Hold_> (She called him an ass... Huh, guess where not so different after all.)
<Dr_Bob> *So as not to gain attention from the Seapone
<GreenHoof_> "A sea pony asked me to bring him!"
<Arrant_Hold_> "hey, you asked for it! dont get mad at me."
<Ruby_McCoal> "Thank you"
-*- Cherenkov_Light sighs. "Close enough." And then washes out the mud in his ears from the river. "Look, from what I gather, the serpent was your pet and I apologize....."
<Arrant_Hold_> "I j...wait, what?"
-*- Recon_ washes the mud out of his ears
-*- Arrant_Hold_ rubs his neck nervously..."uh... no problem..."
-*- Hot_Pot is still asleep.
-*- Silver_Tongue moves in a little closer, breaking the tree line
-*- Cherenkov_Light continues "It startled us on the raft when you took the captain and there are those amognst us that were either brave or foolish to fight it."
<Hot_Pot> [why gais]
<Recon_> (GRAB THE FUCKIN ROPE)
-*- UnifySelf sees everyone washing the mud from thier ears and does the same
<Arrant_Hold_> (WHO GRABS THE ROPE?)
<TradePanicky> *hoping around on the shore*
<Ruby_McCoal> (we have to wait until we get the signal, Recon)
<UnifySelf> [never mind my action then]
-*- Cherenkov_Light speaks again "I did what I had to do because I thought my friend's lives were in danger and I did not expect for the light to be that bright...."
<Cap`n_GM> The sky blue seapony folds her fins in a huff. While she only really pays attention to Cher, she lacks the enthusiasm she had in the last few encounters with her. Hell, even when Arrant bitchslapped her, she was in a better mood than this.
<Arrant_Hold_> (Damn it feels good to be a gangsta)
<Recon_> "Grab the damn rope!"
<Ruby_McCoal> (Arrant official bitchslapper)
<Arrant_Hold_> (Oh? So does that mean, you're a bitch? /joke)
<Hot_Pot> [>only one eager for action]
<Ruby_McCoal> (dont extend your luck, fag)
<Cherenkov_Light> "Look, believe this or not, but we were once not ponies and are still getting used to our bodies.  Even still, you must be prepared as an owner that your pet might get hurt if you use it to scare others."
<Hot_Pot> [>only one who slept through all the action]
<Hot_Pot> [>tfw]
<Cherenkov_Light> I have brought along a doctor that might be able to help, if you are willing
<Arrant_Hold_> (point taken)
-*- Recon_ points at the rope angrily
<Silver_Tongue> "Bob wake up hot please" I whisper
<Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20 to silently wake Hot up while not attracting attention
<GameServ> 10 == 10
<Arrant_Hold_> (why do you want us to take the rope?)
-*- Cherenkov_Light stands silently looking at her while waiting for an answer
<Recon_> (So were not kidnaped)
<Arrant_Hold_> (nothing bad so far has happened. the seapony only looks pissed)
-*- Ruby_McCoal finally snaps back into reality and get to her crossbow
<TradePanicky> *whispers* "You want I be a distraction?"
<Ruby_McCoal> *readying it for the potential assault
-*- Arrant_Hold_ holds up a hoof "Hold on..."
-*- Dr_Bob nudges Ruby "Calm down!"
-*- Silver_Tongue creeps ever closer to the river
-*- Recon_ pokes the water near the raft
<Arrant_Hold_> (i just realized Hot Pop is on our side.)
<Arrant_Hold_> (whoops, i thought she was on the raft)
<Hot_Pot> [naw, but I wanted to be]
-*- GreenHoof_ waits anxiously for an answer
-*- Recon_ hums what is love
<Arrant_Hold_> [waiting intensifies]
-*- Arrant_Hold_ stares at the scene
-*- Cherenkov_Light 's eye contact on her remains unbroken
-*- Arrant_Hold_ becomes tempted to sing songs from the Little Mermaid
-*- Recon_ puts a hoof in the water
<Cap`n_GM> The seapony glares at Cher and unfolds her fins. "You know what? This isn't fun anymore. If Coral wasn't being such a SKANK, we'd have just eaten you and your unicorn friends by now, but her little bo had to RUIN it all...!" She begins to go off on a bitchy tangent, which becomes a jumbled rant about... something.
<Ruby_McCoal> (potential song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06qJVpUSKZY)
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<GreenHoof_> "Eat.... Them?
-*- Silver_Tongue struggles and fails to hold in a burst of laughter
<Cherenkov_Light> Her little bo? What? What are you talking about?
-*- Recon_ pulls out his spear and backs to the center of the boat
-*- Dr_Bob is shocked, and accidentally shouts "EAT me?"
<Ruby_McCoal> "say the word and it'll be raining bolts"
<Hot_Pot> [am I still asleep, GM?]
<Arrant_Hold_> "Wait for it to attack..."
-*- UnifySelf notices Greenhoof looks distressed and motions him to "tell me" in motions
<Recon_> "GRAB THE FUCKING ROPE YOU NIG NOGS!"
<Arrant_Hold_> (jeez, why is everyone so trigger happy?)
<Ruby_McCoal> (ffs cher do something)
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<Cherenkov_Light> [because they edgy]
<Cap`n_GM> Then, she turns back to Cher and says "Buck it! I'm taking Mr. Slithers and leaving! Coral can keep her precious sailor. This isn't fun anymore, so I'll just grab your green one and be on my way." She continues to rant as she swims back away from the shore.
<Arrant_Hold_> (grab the rope! shoot her! nothing has happened yet)
<Cap`n_GM> (That depends, you're asleep until someone smacks you awake)
-*- Cherenkov_Light says "Look, if what you are saying is, that they are allirght, then that's safe and here. No! LISTEN TO MY SONG!"
-*- Cherenkov_Light begins to sing
<Hot_Pot> [WAKE ME UP, YOU NIGGERS!]
-*- Arrant_Hold_ slaps Hot Pot awake
-*- Recon_ is scared shitless
<TradePanicky> *steps on Hots tail*
<Ruby_McCoal> "is that the signal? Is it?!?"
<Cap`n_GM> ...sing what?
<GreenHoof> "Green one? You mean sleeves???"
-*- Hot_Pot is awake!
<Cherenkov_Light> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYDiFfu5tLQ  going to post translation as it goes along
<Cap`n_GM> She very probably means eating sleeves
<Hot_Pot> "Wha- What the hell's going on?
<Cherenkov_Light> Oh darling I was wondering, when will we meet again?
<GreenHoof> "Don't eat Sleeves!"
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<Cap`n_GM> The seapony stares blankly at Cher.
<TradePanicky> "I stepped on your tail."
<Cherenkov_Light> On Submarine Street, I mutter the same words again
<Cherenkov_Light> Upon an endless desert, we are both wandering
<Cherenkov_Light> As more holes open and get torn into my heart!
<Dr_Bob> "Hey, What'syourname, I thought you weren't hostile with us!"
<Cherenkov_Light> And I'm missing you now! Are you as lonely, as I'm feeling now?
<Hot_Pot> "Seaponies? Eating Sleeves? On BLOOD SABBATH?!"
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<Cherenkov_Light> I'll keep on callig you until my voice cracks and becomes hoarse.
-*- Arrant_Hold_ turns his head towards the others and says "is this nigger serious?"
<TradePanicky> "yeah that."
<Cherenkov_Light> That dream of mine that I have.  The rainbow I see reflected.
<Cherenkov_Light> On that beautiful face of yours that I saw in my dream.
-*- Hot_Pot 's face is filled with the wildest, most cold-blooded stare ever.
<Recon_> "HELP US YOU NIGGERS AND GRAB THE ROPE!!!"
<Cherenkov_Light> Oh darling, please tell me what are you doing now?
<Cap`n_GM> It's hard to tell whether the Seapony is stunned at Cher's singing or the fact that he's actually singing.
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<Arrant_Hold_> ("Dreams and Other Anime Shit by David D. Davidson)
<Cherenkov_Light> No one can ever satisfy MY TRUE HEART
<Cherenkov_Light> We pass each other on a grassy field not noticing
<Cherenkov_Light> No matter how hard I shout, echos are all that reply
<Silver_Tongue> "Guys the raft?"
<Cherenkov_Light> And now I'm missing you!  I want to bring fate closer to me
-*- Hot_Pot stares evilly at the seapony, carrying the frying pan...
<Cherenkov_Light> My heart is burning, just for you, as time passes by.
<TradePanicky> *looks for rope*
-*- UnifySelf notices Chere is doing something and decides to wash the mud out of his ears
<Arrant_Hold_> (should i grab the rope now?)
<Cherenkov_Light> One day they'll read in a book, of how on a far-away star,
<Hot_Pot> [brb]
<Silver_Tongue> (I grabbed rope)
<Cherenkov_Light> something finally carried me to you!
<Ruby_McCoal> "I believe thats the signal guys..."
-*- GreenHoof grits his teeth nervously
-*- Cherenkov_Light continues singing until the song ends
<Arrant_Hold_> "I don't even know whats going on anymore..."
-*- Arrant_Hold_ grabs the rope
<TradePanicky> "never mind Silver has it."
<UnifySelf> "Let's rock."
<TradePanicky> *goes to help*
<Hot_Pot> [back]
<Arrant_Hold_> "Its a long rope... we can all hold it"
-*- Recon_ is relived but the ride never ends
<Fine_Grind> [has the real onen started yet]
<Silver_Tongue> "Help me you asshats!"
<GreenHoof> (Its not the signal)
-*- Cherenkov_Light 's heart burns furiously
<Recon_> "WHAT THE FUCK THESE SEAPONIES ARE FUCKING SIRENS"
<Arrant_Hold_> (MAYBE you should've told us the signal)
<Cherenkov_Light> [I did, it was me charging at them. i didn't]
<Arrant_Hold_> (why we holding this rope then?)
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to become the physical embodyment of edgy
<GameServ> 10 == 10
<Arrant_Hold_> (we stupid)
<UnifySelf> [i dun goofed]
-*- Hot_Pot becomes edgy.
<Cherenkov_Light> Look, all we want are our friends back and right any wrong we might have caused to you
-*- Cap`n_GM is quiet for a moment, eyes on Cher, until she eventually says. "...y-.. you can keep the green one.. but you're coming with me, sweetness." She raises he fins and motions for Cher to hop in the river and swim to her.
<Cherenkov_Light> Does your pet need any attention?
<Recon_> "Slut!"
<GreenHoof> "What? No!"
<Recon_> "We also want the captain back!"
<Silver_Tongue> "Feathers gonna be heartbroken"
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<TradePanicky> !roll d20  hyper hop in place
<GameServ> 10 == 10
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<Hot_Pot> "I swear on Celestia's name, take Chere, and I promise you..."
<Hot_Pot> "PAIN."
<Hot_Pot> WITHOUT."
-*- Arrant_Hold_ holds hoof up
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<Hot_Pot> "END!"
-*- Dr_Bob_ runs into the Seapony goofily "NO!  We have to get everyone back!!"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Steady..."
<Arrant_Hold_> "Steady..."
<Ruby_McCoal> (fucking internet, whats happening?)
<Recon_> !roll d20 to become Recon's alternate Rictofen
<GameServ> 20 == 20
<Honey_Rose> (has the pnp started yet)
<UnifySelf> "Damn...don't do it Chere. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS!"
<Silver_Tongue> "Cher you can't be serious?"
<Recon_> (Aw shit nigga)
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<Recon_> "HA HA HA HA!"
<Honey_Rose> (has the pnp started u guys, fine grind wants to know)
<Silver_Tongue> (Yeah)
-*- Hot_Pot is now feeling wildly unstable and murderous.
<Cherenkov_Light> Look, we need to get the others back.  Now, what is really going on down there in cave?
<Cherenkov_Light> Why do you need male unicorns?
-*- Dr_Bob_ coughs
<Cap`n_GM> The seapony is pretty much ignoring the rest of you... right up until Bob starts splashing towards her. She gives him the biggest "Is this nigga serious" look before simply swimming away from him. "Come with me and I'll tell you everything, sailor." She says to Cher. "I'll even let your green friend go."
-*- Recon_ become a insane nazi doctor
-*- Ruby_McCoal talk to herself "Cher, you dont have to do this"
<Silver_Tongue> "Bob back off, now"
<UnifySelf> "CHERE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T DO THIS! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ pulls Ruby aside
<Arrant_Hold_> "Hold on... he's planning something..."
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to intensify edginess.
<GameServ> 2 == 2
-*- Recon_ gets close to the edge
<Silver_Tongue> "Cheer if you try to go to her I will cut you down"
-*- Dr_Bob_ backs off
<Silver_Tongue> "We are not losing another"
<Cherenkov_Light> "Look, I want to help you, but you're not helping me.  There are others that will be upon that cave in an instant if you take me unwillinging.  Now I ask again. What is really going on in the cave, and does your serpent need medical assistance?
<Ruby_McCoal> "not another one, not anotherone"
-*- Hot_Pot begins creeping towards the seapony, amazingly slowly.
<Ruby_McCoal> (wait for the signal you hotheaded pot)
<Recon_> "AH HA HA HA! Take me to ze Salior!"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ notices Hot Pot "god damnit, don't do anything..."
-*- Hot_Pot stops.
-*- Silver_Tongue puts his hoof on his sword
-*- Cherenkov_Light calls out "Everyone just hold back! Wait for a little more!
<Arrant_Hold_> "Steady..."
-*- UnifySelf stares intensly at Chere while muttering "Don't do it, don't do it!" over and over
<TradePanicky> *sits down*
-*- Recon_ goes to the edge of the raft
-*- Hot_Pot is ready to kill at a split-second's notice.
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<Arrant_Hold_> (if we act to early, we mess up the mission, if we act to late, might loss Cheren. Steady... wait for signal)
<Cap`n_GM> The seapony looks around suspiciously at the group. She doesn't seem all that bothered by the on-edge crowd. "I'll explain... but not here. I'll even help you make amends with Mr. Slithers... y'really ticked him off..."
<Recon_> "I vant to see zhis cave... for science of course!"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ stares intently at the scene
-*- Arrant_Hold_ grits teeth
<TradePanicky> (dude just stop)
<Ruby_McCoal> "Whatever happens, dont go down that cave Cher. Not alone"
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to intensify edginess.
<GameServ> 16 == 16
<GreenHoof> "I want to go to the cave"
-*- Hot_Pot becomes edgier!
<Arrant_Hold_> (i want to come inside the cave...)
-*- Silver_Tongue stays next to Cher holding his sword "Cher what are you thinking?"'
<Recon_> "I vill go vith you Cher"
<Ruby_McCoal> "Fuck you Green, I'm coming with you"
<UnifySelf> "Take me, you guys are taking male unicorns. Well, i'm one."
<TradePanicky> (when this is over can I take recons eyes?)
<Hot_Pot> "Kill Green, and I'll..."
<Recon_> (i became my alternate personality)
<Hot_Pot> "KILL. FUCKING. EVERYONE!"
<Cherenkov_Light> I will be willing to speak to you, but still in plain sight of the group.  Let's find a place by the side of the river where they can see us, but keep out of earshot.  I would recommend letting others come along after you finish talking if you do need help.
<GreenHoof> "I want to go to the cave and talk to the Captain."
<Cherenkov_Light> They are concerned for me and don't want to lose another one to you all
<Hot_Pot> [>wants to kill fucking everyone]
-*- Cherenkov_Light whispers "If it were just me alone, I would go, since I trust you, but the others are less trusting."
<Ruby_McCoal> "Cher, better solve this fast, people here wont hold themselves forever"
<Cap`n_GM> The seapony glances at Bob, then at Unify, biting her lower lip. "...Fine.. but I'm talking to JUST you. She backs off from the shore some more, and starts to swim upriver.
<Ruby_McCoal> "If you really care about them, do it quick"
-*- Hot_Pot mutters... "need blood for blood daemon..."
-*- Silver_Tongue is shaking his head "Cher don't do this man dont do this"
-*- Recon_ puts his back hooves into the water
<Arrant_Hold_> "Everyone, have some faith in you're leader. He knows what he's doing."
-*- GreenHoof looks nervously at Unify "fuck"
<Arrant_Hold_> *your
<Arrant_Hold_> (i hope)
<Recon_> "Ze spaghetti here is delicious!"
<Ruby_McCoal> "Alright. Quick, reel up that boat and clam yourselves"
<Ruby_McCoal> "She just said she agreed with cher"
<TradePanicky> "I have faith. just not in Recon."
-*- Cherenkov_Light turns to the group. "Allright, we have at least something to work with and know that they're alive.  If this doesn't work, well, you know where to find me. Just stay far enough away to see me."
<GreenHoof> "No one moves!"
<UnifySelf> "Don't worry Green. I'm not afraid, and i won't be taken. Not yet."
-*- Recon_ looks confused "Who is zhis Recon?"
-*- Cherenkov_Light starts to head upriver
-*- Hot_Pot keeps staring.
<Silver_Tongue> "Fine, but if she takes you I'm diving in, no questions"
<TradePanicky> "My point exactly"
<GreenHoof> "Oh I'm not worried about us..."
<Ruby_McCoal> "Arrant and Green with me"
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-*- Arrant_Hold_ nods
-*- Ruby_McCoal follows at a distance
-*- Arrant_Hold_ follows Ruby's lead
-*- Silver_Tongue trails Ruby without a word
<Hot_Pot> "If she takes you, I'm gonna add another species to the extinction list."
<GreenHoof> "Ok"
-*- Hot_Pot follows.
-*- Recon_ laughes at hot pots joke
<Cap`n_GM> To everyone who stays put and does move from this spot, you may roll to listen.
<Ruby_McCoal> "Silver you stay back, get the team togeter and ready for potential assault"
<TradePanicky> *whispers* "Hey can i have one of their eyes?"
<Recon_> "Oh gut one Herr hot pot!"
<GreenHoof> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 2 == 2
<Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20 for listening
<GameServ> 6 == 6
<Arrant_Hold_> !roll d20 for listening
<GameServ> 8 == 8
<Ruby_McCoal> (so much for evesdropping)
<Recon_> !roll d20 for listening
<GameServ> 17 == 17
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<TradePanicky> !roll d20
<GameServ> 7 == 7
<Hot_Pot> "Sure..."
<Silver_Tongue> "No in leading this charge, me and Cher don't see eye to eye but I respect him"
<Recon_> (Hue)
<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
<GameServ> 7 == 7
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<Cap`n_GM> Neither Ruby, Silver or Arrant's rolls count because I said people who do not move from this spot.
<TradePanicky> "I can't hear what they're saying."
<GreenHoof> "Everyone just calm your tits and wait"
<Ruby_McCoal> (do not*)
<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 12 == 12
<Arrant_Hold_> (oh sorry)
<Ruby_McCoal> (oh)
<Cherenkov_Light> [worked the past couple days on translating the songs because I'm pretty sure they don't know japanese]
<TradePanicky> "My tits are calm."
<Dr_Bob_> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 11 == 11
<Cap`n_GM> Recon, however, can tell there is something else swimming underwater, but yo can't pinpoint what exactly.
-*- Recon_ seems slightly confused
<Ruby_McCoal> (dont forget we got rope)
<Arrant_Hold_> (fakin hell, theres gonna be a rumble0
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to FURTHER INTENSIFY EDGINESS!!
<GameServ> 7 == 7
<Recon_> "Uh oh some zhing is swimming under ze water"
<Cap`n_GM> Far ahead, you can all see Cher and the blue seapony at the shore, but they're at such a distance that you cannot tell what they are saying. If I am correct, no one here is a batpony?
<Recon_> (Nope)
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<Silver_Tongue> (The one time we need Dusk)
<Recon_> (or bacon)
<Silver_Tongue> (bacons a bat pone?)
<Cherenkov_Light> [he is now]
<Ruby_McCoal> (ah)
<Silver_Tongue> (Since when?)
<Recon_> (Yep)
<Dr_Bob_> [Recon would know]
<Silver_Tongue> (Recon explain)
<TradePanicky> (yes Recon)
<Recon_> (Bacon joined before bat ponines and ziggers so he  decided to become one recently)
<Hot_Pot> !roll 10d100+-1 (Trips confirm Bacon is Batpone)
<GameServ> (79, 48, 13, 7, 99, 22, 30, 23, 86, 72) + -1 == 478
<Silver_Tongue> (That's unfair and retarded)
<Recon_> derpy.me/UGJim
<Hot_Pot> [no trips]
<Hot_Pot> [not true]
<Recon_> (check it)
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<TradePanicky> !roll d20 hyper hop in place
<GameServ> 15 == 15
<Silver_Tongue> ( and my respect for Bacon crumbles even further)
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<Silver_Tongue> (Oh wait, there none left)
<GreenHoof> (Pay attention fags shit lol)
<Ruby_McCoal> (so GM, for all of us who tried to follow within ear distance, are we able to hear anything?)
<Silver_Tongue> (Nothing's happening)
<Cap`n_GM> Up ahead, Cher seems to have said something that got the seapony's attention, as she covers his mouth with a fin, shushing him.
<Cap`n_GM> Everyone who did try to follow, roll to listen.
<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
<GameServ> 7 == 7
<Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20 for no nat 1
<GameServ> 3 == 3
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to EAVESDROP!
<GameServ> 3 == 3
<TradePanicky> !roll d20
<GameServ> 3 == 3
<Arrant_Hold_> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 2 == 2
<Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 19 == 19
<Cap`n_GM> This will be a difficult roll, because you are keeping a good distance to not alert the two.
<Recon_> "I vonder vhat vas swimming in ze river..."
<TradePanicky> "what she sayong?"
<Ruby_McCoal> (based Bob)
<Silver_Tongue> (Bob with the clutch)
<Hot_Pot> [ZE DOKTAH KHAN HEAR!!]
<Dr_Bob> [Praise Kek]
<Cap`n_GM> Bob, I sent you a PM
<Ruby_McCoal> (dat many rolled 3)
<UnifySelf> [PRAISE KEK]
-*- Dr_Bob hears, and blushes immediately
<TradePanicky> "Bob you face is red. What she say?"
-*- Ruby_McCoal quietly talk to bob "What, what are they saying?"
<Silver_Tongue> "What's up Bob?"
<GreenHoof> (Fuck I'm about to have to go for like 30 mins but not yet)
-*- Arrant_Hold_ "what are they talking about?"
-*- Recon_ examines the water
<Hot_Pot> "What's up, dok?"
<Dr_Bob> "Cher... Confirmed my suspicions"
<UnifySelf> [DUN DUN DUUUN]
<Ruby_McCoal> "Dont have me hit you and stop talking in riddles."
<Silver_Tongue> "What suspicions?"
<Hot_Pot> "Oh god?"
<Recon_> "Somezhing vas swimming down in ze vater"
<TradePanicky> "Hmm??"
-*- Dr_Bob blurts out "TIME FOR CAP'N TO STAR ON MAURY!"
<Silver_Tongue> "Oh god he knocked her up?"
<TradePanicky> "He's not father?"
<Ruby_McCoal> "Bob, High Tide is maybe safe but Sleeves isnt. BE CLEAR"
<UnifySelf> [http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1372893538816.jpg bob, how could you]
<Ruby_McCoal> "we dont have much time"
-*- Recon_ stares at bob
-*- Recon_ giggles
<Silver_Tongue> "Bob please be more specific and not funny"
-*- Recon_ returns to looking at the water
<Dr_Bob> "Don't think that's possible m8"
<Dr_Bob> "Just kidding!"
<GreenHoof> "This is serious"
-*- Ruby_McCoal slaps Bob
<Silver_Tongue> "Bob I'm gonna fucking cut you"
<Dr_Bob> "Cher asked if Cap'n knocked her up, and the seapone made something like this"
<TradePanicky> "so... what she say what she say??"
<Arrant_Hold_> "I wanted to do that."
<Hot_Pot> "This determines my righteous blood harvest, Bob. Be CLEAR!"
-*- Dr_Bob makes a COMICAL shushing sound
-*- Recon_ hues internally
<Silver_Tongue> "Oh great, time to abandon Cap"
<UnifySelf> "HA! Oh wow. Well, i have no suitable reaction for this."
<Cap`n_GM> The seapony is getting indignant at Cher. You can roll to listen again.
<Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20 for comical interpretation
<GameServ> 7 == 7
<Arrant_Hold_> !roll 1d20 listen
<GameServ> 1 == 1
<TradePanicky> !roll d20 "Imma try and listen more."
<GameServ> 5 == 5
<Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20
<GameServ> 16 == 16
<UnifySelf> [kek]
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to HEAR SOME SHIT!
<GameServ> 20 == 20
<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
<GameServ> 20 == 20
<Ruby_McCoal> (neat)
<UnifySelf> [kek blesses these rolls]
<TradePanicky> (bullshit)
<Recon_> !roll to hear somehow
<GameServ> 1 == 1
<Hot_Pot> [PERFECT HEARING FOR ME!]
<Dr_Bob> [Kek for the kek gods]
<Recon_> !roll d20
<GameServ> 9 == 9
<Dr_Bob> [Inb4 people with 1s are now deaf]
<Silver_Tongue> (My ears, they hear everything)
<Cherenkov_Light> [inb4 20==hearing everything so you go deaf]
<GreenHoof> Mfw I'm about to have to go for 30 minutes and miss the climax/finale
-*- Recon_ begins humming this day is going to be perfect
<TradePanicky> "whats going on I can barely hear."
<Silver_Tongue> ( I can hear the future)
<Hot_Pot> [inb4 Recon is now deaf.]
<Arrant_Hold_> "what are they saying?..."
<Cap`n_GM> sec
<Recon_> (i did a standard roll not a d20 one)
<Silver_Tongue> (Reconsider safe he didn't roll an actual due the first time)
<Cap`n_GM> HotPot, Silver and Ruby can tell that the blue seapony is trying to convince Cher to take High Tide, and if he does, she'll even throw in "the green guy"
<GreenHoof> (CAPTAIN GM!!! If I have to go just stick me in however you want but I want to know what happens!)
<Silver_Tongue> (Oh god Hightide is that bad)
<Arrant_Hold_> "Ruby, can you tell what they're saying?"
<Ruby_McCoal> "I cant believe it, she,s trying to get rid of high tide"
<Hot_Pot> [inb4 everyone hates high tide.]
<Silver_Tongue> "Wow she wants us to take High Tide"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ ughs
<Arrant_Hold_> "I wonder why..."
<TradePanicky> "mmmm I want to know."
-*- Arrant_Hold_ shudders at his own thoughts"
<Recon_> "You are a pirate..."
<Silver_Tongue> "He's no where as handsome as me that's why"
<Hot_Pot> "Paying us... To take High Tide..."
-*- Recon_ goes near the others
<UnifySelf> "Why would they want to get rid of High Tide like that?"
<Arrant_Hold_> "They are probably lewd..."
<Silver_Tongue> "Because he's a filthy sailor?"
-*- Dr_Bob makes a lewd impersonation
<Recon_> "So zhey can gobble you up of course!"
<Cap`n_GM> It looks like Cher has agreed to the conditions of the deal. The seapony is pleased at this and- did she just kiss him? What the fuck, Cher.
<Dr_Bob> "BABIES!"
-*- Hot_Pot loses a little edginess, and chuckles hysterically.
<TradePanicky> (2lewd4me)
<GreenHoof> "What the fuck?"
<Ruby_McCoal> "I think that the other seapony is preg and very possesive of High, making the other pissmad about it"
<Silver_Tongue> "Oh Feathers gonna love this"
<Cap`n_GM> Cher hugs her back, before she backs off into the river, and dives, disappearing.
<UnifySelf> "What...what just happened?"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ grimaces
<Recon_> "Zhats vhy zomeone is holding zhem back because zhey like high tide"
-*- Ruby_McCoal shout to Cher "Whats going on?!"
<TradePanicky> "Recon I swear on my only good eye."
-*- Recon_ watches the water
-*- Arrant_Hold_ starts singing loudly "DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!"
<Silver_Tongue> "Okay nobody let High tide near the river for a while til this blows over"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ ughs "I need to lay down."
<GreenHoof> "Quiet, fags... It's not over yet."
<Silver_Tongue> "Deal?"
<Recon_> "Zhey vant to eat your flesh"
<Hot_Pot> "No Blood Sabbath...?
-*- Dr_Bob slaps Recon's shit
<Silver_Tongue> "Last thing we need is Sea pony Baby momma showing up"
<Ruby_McCoal> "Quit is hotpot"
<Recon_> "Von of zhere friends likes Herr High Tide and is holding zhem back"
<Ruby_McCoal> (it*)
<Cherenkov_Light> [soon]
<Cherenkov_Light> [just finished chatting with cap, he'll post here]
<Cap`n_GM> Cher can fill you in while I take a piss
<Recon_> "You dont get it do you?"
<Recon_> "She mentioned eating us"
<Recon_> "And Herr Coral holding zhem back"
<Hot_Pot> "It can still happen..."
<GreenHoof> (Internally wanting to pull out my M1 and shoot the sea pones head off. Too bad I couldn't bring it)
<Silver_Tongue> "Cher what happend?"
-*- Cherenkov_Light walk back to the group
-*- Silver_Tongue repeats question
<UnifySelf> "So what's the scoop there, Chere?"
<Cherenkov_Light> Well, they take unicorns for fun sometimes as food, but one was a bit into the captain because he couldn't use magic yet
<Recon_> "Zhis day is gonig to be perfect..."
<TradePanicky> "well eww"
<Cherenkov_Light> Apparently some bat ponies go for unicorns as well
<Silver_Tongue> "I smell scandal"
<Ruby_McCoal> "good lord"
<GreenHoof> "Shit."
<Cherenkov_Light> anyway
<UnifySelf> "Well then"
<Cherenkov_Light> She's gone off to bring us green and High Tide
<Arrant_Hold_> "...this place... i swear..."
<Ruby_McCoal> "this river will never be safe then"
<Silver_Tongue> "Did High tide knock her up?"
<UnifySelf> "But, uh, why?"
<Cherenkov_Light> Her sister has them and is asleep right now
<GreenHoof> "...just like that? Why?"
<Recon_> "Zhey dont like pegasi?"
<Hot_Pot> "No Blood Sabbath?"
<Cherenkov_Light> Thankfully he doesn't know how
<Hot_Pot> "Aww..."
-*- Hot_Pot loses all edginess.
<Silver_Tongue> "Cher"
<Recon_> "OH Herr Cherenov zomething vas swimming in ze river"
<Cherenkov_Light> So no sea pony impregged with high tide babbies
<GreenHoof> "Fuck off recon lol"
-*- Arrant_Hold_ shakes his head
<Recon_> "Who is recon?"
<Silver_Tongue> "Oh thank god"
<Dr_Bob> "WHAT?"
<Ruby_McCoal> "Fucking Bob spreading shit around"
<Recon_> "I am Richtofen"
<Dr_Bob> "But.. I heard..."
<Cherenkov_Light> Probably her pet.  Pay it no mind.  I still have to apoligze to it
<TradePanicky> "I swear I will take your eyes Recon."
<UnifySelf> "Well, Bob confirmed for liar."
<GreenHoof> "Why are they just letting them go? And you go?"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Well, I flipped my shit for nothing
<Arrant_Hold_> "
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<Recon_> !roll d20 to become Recon
<GameServ> 1 == 1
<Cherenkov_Light> Just say NOTHING ABOUT HOW WE GOT HIM BACK TO CAPTAIN HIGH TIDE
<Silver_Tongue> "So they're just letting us go?"
<Recon_> (Dice gods are pleased with richtofen)
<UnifySelf> "This seems too simple."
<Ruby_McCoal> "Well I still flip my shit because all of this has been a pointless waste of time"
<Cherenkov_Light> Yes, in return that we take the captain back and don't tell him anything
<UnifySelf> "Something bad is going to happen."
<Recon_> "Zhis sounds like a bad trap ja"
<Silver_Tongue> "Deal"
<GreenHoof> "Deal"
<TradePanicky> "Yep someone is losing their eyes."
<Ruby_McCoal> "Steed yourself, incase that the seawhore isnt exactly honest with us all"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Not true. We DID get back the Cap'n and Sleeve. No time wasted there, right?"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Or we should be..."
<Ruby_McCoal> "other than that, no word to High"
<Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to become EDGY ONCE MORE!
<GameServ> 3 == 3
<GreenHoof> "It's not over!"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Now we wait... again..."
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<Silver_Tongue> "I think I'm taking cap up on that first mate job, he's gonna need the help"
<Cherenkov_Light> agian
<Cap`n_GM> Soon enough, the river starts to unsettle as a large amount of water is displaced. From the river half-emerges the head of the massive river-snake, Mr. Slithers. On his head are High Tide and Green Sleeves, both fast asleep.
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-*- Arrant_Hold_ shouts with glee
<Arrant_Hold_> "HEY!"
-*- Silver_Tongue approaches it
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<UnifySelf> "Steel yourselfs. Watch for anything fishy."
-*- Cherenkov_Light greets the seapony
<Cap`n_GM> On each side of Slithers is the light blue seapony, fins folded and looking impatient, and the purple seapony, grinning sheepishly.
<Arrant_Hold_> >fishy
<Arrant_Hold_> I see what you did there
<Hot_Pot> "You ARE alive!"
-*- Dr_Bob lels a bit
<Silver_Tongue> "Altighty then"
<Dr_Bob> "Hi Coral!"
<Recon_> "Zhis is a trap"
<Cherenkov_Light> Thanks for returning them
<Arrant_Hold_> "Ruby, stay back, just in case."
-*- Ruby_McCoal walks up to the seaponies and ask "why the grin down there the other day?"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Ready the crossbow."
<Recon_> "I can feel it in mein bones"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Just in case"
-*- Hot_Pot stops, and stares at the purple seapony suspiciously.
-*- Cherenkov_Light goes up to the serpent. "I'm sorry for blinding you. Just trying to protect my friends."
-*- Recon_ prepares his wings
-*- Arrant_Hold_ stands at the ready
-*- Hot_Pot readys frying pan.
-*- Silver_Tongue stands there giving a friendly smile to the Seaponies
-*- UnifySelf stands at the ready as well
<TradePanicky> *tries not to panic*
<Cherenkov_Light> Whelp, might as well get them off the snake, huh
<Cap`n_GM> Mr. Slithers tips its head and rolls the two unconscious unicorns onto the shore, but even that doesn't wake them up. upon being addressed, the purple seapony, Coral, apparently, winks at Bob and says "Bring the Captain back for a visit, sometime!"
<Cap`n_GM> and holy crap people one at a time
-*- Silver_Tongue picks up High Tide
<GreenHoof> "Let's go home."
<Recon_> "Zhis cant be over..."
<UnifySelf> "That's it? Well, the deed is done, let's go."
-*- Cherenkov_Light whispers to Bob in a hiss "Never bring the captain back"
-*- Hot_Pot sees High Tide for the first time.
<Dr_Bob> "Duh!"
<Recon_> "Somezhing is off"
<Cap`n_GM> At Coral's comment, the sky blue seapony clicks her tongue and rolls her eyes. Mr. Slithers, however, eyes Cherenkov cautiously, but makes no move to eat him.
-*- Cherenkov_Light bows his head to Mr. Slithers
<Silver_Tongue> "Thanks again ladies, maybe we'll meet again someday"
-*- Hot_Pot glances defensively towards Mr. Slithers.
<Arrant_Hold_> "Well, Green, Ruby, you up for drinks? Its on me."
<UnifySelf> "My entire soul is telling me something's off. This is too simple."
-*- Ruby_McCoal adresses the seaponies "I,ll ask again, what was the point of that grin down there. Making me feel like hopeless and pissing me off"
<UnifySelf> "But if that is it, let us leave."
<GreenHoof> "Let's get home I have a bad feeling"
<Cherenkov_Light> Some things are better off not asked
<Hot_Pot> "This is way to simple..."
-*- Silver_Tongue sits the unconscious captain on the ground and makes him wave goodbye
<Arrant_Hold_> "Lets just go."
-*- Recon_ looks at the Seaponies "I vould like to see your cave someday..."
-*- Recon_ turns around
-*- Arrant_Hold_ turns his head slowly towards Recon
<Cap`n_GM> GreenSleeves might also be out of it from drinking, because he smells like an alehouse. High Tide is grinning in his sleep, but is as massive as ever, and may need two ponies to carry. The seaponies don't have anything more to say, but Coral waves back at the unconscious Captain, before disappearing underwater with Slithers.
-*- Recon_ whispers trap
<Arrant_Hold_> "Dude... thhe fuck?"
-*- Dr_Bob rushes to Cap'n
<Dr_Bob> "Cap'n!! Wake up!!"
<Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20
<GameServ> 11 == 11
<UnifySelf> "Still think that was too easy."
-*- Recon_ grins "For science!"
<Ruby_McCoal> "I guess I'll never have my answer..."
-*- Silver_Tongue kicks cap'n right in the dick
<Arrant_Hold_> (what is this? an M. Night Shamalan movie?)
-*- Cherenkov_Light takes one look back smiling and returns to the group
<GreenHoof> "Let's just carry him back. He ain't wakin up"
<TradePanicky> "Mr. Tide wakey wakey."
<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
<GameServ> 6 == 6
<Arrant_Hold_> "Some doors are better left closed."
<Recon_> !roll d20 to wake up hightide
<GameServ> 20 == 20
-*- Cherenkov_Light is gleeful "Yes, my song reached them!"
<Recon_> (YUS)
<Dr_Bob> [>Recon being based]
<Dr_Bob> [What is happening]
<Cherenkov_Light> anyway, let's head for home
-*- Ruby_McCoal raises her head and shout "but if you ever kidnap anypony from town, I know where you live and be sure that you're going to have a visit"
-*- Recon_ bows to the dice gods
<Cap`n_GM> GreenSleeves is not here OOCly so is impossible to wake up, but upon taking a kick to the "boys" as it were from Silver and Recon, he wakes with a start, with stars for eyes. "OOOF!"
-*- Silver_Tongue holds the waking Hightide up
<GreenHoof> "Captain!!!"
<Silver_Tongue> "Wake up you lazy shit"
<UnifySelf> "Welcome back to the land of the living, Capp."
<Recon_> "Hello zhere Herr Captain!"
<TradePanicky> !roll d20 shaking Tide
<GameServ> 15 == 15
-*- Dr_Bob hugs the shit out of Cap'n
-*- Arrant_Hold_ looks at Ruby "So, this was... eventful..."
<Cherenkov_Light> Yes, it was
-*- GreenHoof hugs Captain
<Recon_> "Vaste of mein time no action..."
-*- Silver_Tongue give cap a hug as well
<Arrant_Hold_> "The real tension came from the hype. Nothing really happened..."
<Cherenkov_Light> The power of song raised my inn and saved High and Green
<Cap`n_GM> "Oohhhh, me ships!" He doubles over, but is shaken violently by Trade, and immediately hugbox'd. "Wh- where am..." He mumbles groggily, unable to process all the shit happening.
<Arrant_Hold_> "It really is one for the books."
<Ruby_McCoal> (fuck I'm disapointed)
<Hot_Pot> [>tfw no-one wakes up Green Sleeves.]
<UnifySelf> [same here, but the hype was good]
<Silver_Tongue> "You passed put and fell in the river, had to fish you out"
<TradePanicky> "I wanted the sea ponies eyes."
-*- Recon_ hugs Hightide
<Cherenkov_Light> [he's not here, so we can't wake him up]
<Ruby_McCoal> "lets go back home, I need another drink"
<Arrant_Hold_> "Drinks on me, you coming Green Hoof?"
<Cherenkov_Light> Agreed, drinks on me everyone
<Recon_> !roll d20 to become Recon
<GameServ> 20 == 20
<Arrant_Hold_> >drinks on both of us
-*- Hot_Pot kicks Green Sleeves in the dick, to find he's got bass of steel.
<Silver_Tongue> "Sure, c'mon cap lets get drunk"
-*- GreenHoof is a little shaken up "Yeah. I'm coming"
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<Hot_Pot> *balls
-*- Arrant_Hold_ starts heading towards the Inn
-*- Recon_ 's eyes turn blue again
-*- UnifySelf follows everyone to the inn
<Cap`n_GM> "The.. river?" The Captain sits up slowly, with several ponies still hanging onto him. "Wh-... where's Coral...?" He looks around, like a disappointed kid at Christmas.
<Recon_> "Who is coral?"
<Silver_Tongue> "Who's Coral?"
-*- Ruby_McCoal slowly walks away, whispering "Fucking seawhores.."
-*- UnifySelf stops. "What are you talking abou Capp? Who is that?"
<Recon_> "We found you passed out on the river"
<Hot_Pot> "That bitch is mincemeat if I EVER sea her again."
<Cap`n_GM> The Captain looks at the group... then slowly answers. "...No one. Let's go home, boys." He gets up slowly, and grins.
<Arrant_Hold_> [lurk mode engaged it aint over til the GM says it is]
<Cherenkov_Light> It took us a few days, but we found you
-*- Recon_ kicks hot pot
<GreenHoof> (Lol can we now fuck the sea pones over and tell him what happened anyway?)
<UnifySelf> [NO]
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<Arrant_Hold_> [do what you want Green Hoof]
<TradePanicky> *Smack Recon*
<Silver_Tongue> "Hey cap the first mate job still open?"
<Recon_> "Lets head home mates!"
-*- UnifySelf continues toword the inn
<Arrant_Hold_> [because a pirate is free]
<Cap`n_GM> (Yes you may.) And with that, I can close this story arc once and for all. Good work everyone, you may now all congregate to the inn.
-*- Hot_Pot trots on back to the inn.
<Ruby_McCoal> (music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-CHAAInf_k)
-*- Cherenkov_Light goes to inn
<Recon_> "You are a pirate!"