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  1. May 15 17:30:35 <Impy> The Red One was coming back from town. His cheeks were red from the cold- his hair was red- where it was poking out around his cap. His fingers were red from being frozen. He was smiling though. He had bags hanging from his arms and was feeling pretty happy. He was making a beeline right for the dorms with his winnings.
  2. May 15 17:34:29 <Knave> In the Andromeda Hall common room, Austin is in an unusual position. He's lying on his back, draped over the back of a couch, head almost touching the floor and arms dangling. His dirty blond hair and the ring hanging around his neck are both dragging the ground. God knows why he's doing it.
  3. May 15 17:38:38 <Impy> Brett walks in "Hot yoga." he commented "Respect" he grinned and jumped over the back of the couch to land beside the kid he didn't know. His bags may have smacked Austin in the face- the bag full of potato chip bags. fortunatly it wasn't the cream soda bag.
  4. May 15 17:40:41 <Knave> "Thanks." Austin says absently, just a hint of irritation. After a few seconds' consideration, he grips the top of the couch in both hands and pulls himself up so that he's sitting up on the back of it and fiddles with his necklace and shaggy hair until they're in relative order again.
  5. May 15 17:49:32 <Impy> "Shake it off, dude" he said, turning the tv on. "Don't think I've see ya around, chip?" he asked, popping the bag noisily and offering him one.
  6. May 15 17:52:50 <Knave> Austin takes one out and crunches, then offers his hand. He swallows, then flashes a smile, "Austin Silver, Sultan of Slide. How d'you do?"
  7. May 15 17:56:07 <Impy> "Brett..." he said, shaking hands and then attacking the nice, fresh chips himself. "I'm good. What's this about slides?" he sked "Ya own a waterpark?" he asked.
  8. May 15 17:58:56 <Knave> "Nope, just supernaturally slick." He grins, running a hand proudly through his hair, "I see what is not slippery and I think 'No. This will not do.'"
  9. May 15 18:02:05 * Silvors (Silvors@645-696-772-91.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined
  10. May 15 18:02:05 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Silvors
  11. May 15 18:02:15 <Impy> Brett cocked his head at that "I like slippery" he said "But usually I just keep some lube handy and everything works out" He said. Leave it to him to make it dirty.
  12. May 15 18:04:40 <Knave> Austin shrugs, and slides like a cartoon noodle down into the actual seat of the couch, "Whatever works for you, man." He puts his feet up on a table and juts his chin towards the TV, "What're we watching?"
  13. May 15 18:09:08 <Impy> "New shows. Been looking forward to it for years" he exaggurated. "they put like, ten guy on an island and... well it's like Survivor but not shitty and with all dudes" he said. "It's something about.... preparing for the military." the main draw for him was the loads of fit 25 - 30 year old men who would be spending a lot of time in as little clothes as possible. Plus he liked trashy reality shows.
  14. May 15 18:14:10 <Knave> "Huh." Austin says hollowly, letting his mouth hang open. He doesn't seem to see the appeal, but nevertheless crosses his hands behind his head and relaxes.
  15. May 15 18:19:20 <Impy> The show got off to an exciting start- pepperspraying everyone and having them run into the woods to set up camp- alone. No teams on this show. He was mostly there for the near-porn of it. "I got soda, want a soda?" he asked.
  16. May 15 18:20:58 <Knave> "Sure," Austin flicks his eyes to Brett with a lopsided smile and opens his hand, shuffling up slightly to be more vertical, "Very kind of you to offer."
  17. May 15 18:23:25 <Impy> Brett handed him a soda- showing off by flicking the cap off with his thumb as he did so. It flew--- somewhere, sure to be stepped on later. "It's the good cream soda." he said.
  18. May 15 18:26:20 <Knave> "Fancy. Thanks." Austin smiles, accepting the bottle and taking a sip. "So, you been at Sunny-" He rolls his eyes as he corrects his own autopilot, "You been at Fifth Sanctum long?"
  19. May 15 18:31:00 <Impy> "Like... forever." he said- he'd lost count. He'd shown up in... May? Wow. long time. He shrugged "I guess ya can call me an old timer. Ya new?" he asked.
  20. May 15 18:33:44 <Knave> "I got brought here, like, March." He takes a swig, then smiles, "But I left for a while, after things got a little harsh. Then I came back when I remembered I liked being surrounded by pretty girls and a roof."
  21. May 15 18:35:16 <Impy> "Most of them are gay" he said. It didn't effect him one way or the other- just an observation. He munched on some chips.
  22. May 15 18:36:19 <Knave> "Really?" Austin cocks an eyebrow. Didn't seem like enough were gay to keep him out of trouble. "Huh."
  23. May 15 18:38:38 <Impy> "Near as I can tell. and Like... one other dude is gay. It's like some kinda hell except for women" he said. He wasn't exactly articulate. "But yeah. So much lady-gay."
  24. May 15 18:42:10 <Knave> "I feel for you, big guy." Austin says, patting Brett's shoulder compassionately, "What's the other gay dude like? Hot?"
  25. May 15 18:49:57 <Impy> "Yeah. He's cute. But like... thirsty man on the ocean" he chuckled. "Nah. I'm sure he's great. We're supposed ta go on a date sometime. Sounds like ya make out like a bandit here- though" he said, he always liked talking about who was fucking who- always entertaining. Sometimes disgusting.
  26. May 15 18:51:59 <Knave> Austin takes a moment to parse what Brett said, then chuckles. "I have a girlfriend, if that's what you mean." He sips casually, "Not that I'm one to kiss and tell."
  27. May 15 18:53:24 <Impy> "Ya don't gotta kiss me. Just tell me. I can keep a secret" he grinned.
  28. May 15 18:55:54 <Knave> Austin rolls his eyes, "Her name's Tara, she's cute as a button." He can't keep himself from smiling, talking about her, "She's great."
  29. May 15 18:57:52 <Impy> "Ya do it yet?" he asked, "Since ya got the slide thing going on" he explained his reasons for asking, eyes fixed on the tv
  30. May 15 18:59:53 <Knave> "No, we have not /done it/ yet." Says Austin, the eyeroll and bluster of every 15 year old who ever acted like he wasn't desperate to get laid, "I don't want to rush things with her. She's sensitive."
  31. May 15 19:04:24 <Impy> Brett snickered, "Have ya asked or just assumed that. Ya know. Girls talk ta me. They're just a filthy in the head as guys are" he said.
  32. May 15 19:06:40 <Knave> "Yes, we've talked about it." Austin slides back down in his seat, entirely smoothly, gesturing with the soda bottle, "She's sort of like... skittish with guys. So I don't want to force anything."
  33. May 15 19:11:01 <Impy> Brett shrugged "I know shit about women. Guys are easier to deal with" he said.
  34. May 15 19:13:08 <Knave> "No disagreements there." Austin nods, and takes a long sip, then looks at the TV, "So did these people do something wrong, or are just suffering for no reason?"
  35. May 15 19:16:33 <Impy> "I think they want to join the military or something... probably BS. It's a reality show" he shrugged.
  36. May 15 19:18:50 <Knave> "I see..." Austin strokes his chin, "You know, it's been nearly two months since Halloween. You'd think there'd be shows about supernatural people doing stuff by now."
  37. May 15 19:19:43 <Impy> "... I should be on one of those. Like this but with powers. I bet I'd win" he seemed pretty sure of tat
  38. May 15 19:21:05 <Knave> "Uh huh." Austin agrees with a nod and without conviction, before turning his head to Brett, "What are your powers, anyway? I get the feeling you're not shy about it."
  39. May 15 19:27:23 <Impy> "I'm immortal" he said. It was pretty simple "Oh and I can do this" he said, making a bunch of glowing- iridescent marbles. "i also got a gun that can shoot those" He said, handing them over. THey sparked colorfuly when they knocked into one another.
  40. May 15 19:30:39 <Knave> "Huh." Austin circles them around his hand, then tosses them gently up and down, "Neat." He turns his attention back to Brett, "How immortal are we talking?"
  41. May 15 19:38:14 <Impy> "Every time I die I come back ta life 100% perfect." he said with a proud grin.
  42. May 15 19:40:43 <Knave> "Very impressive. We should all be so lucky." He takes a thoughtful swig, "But old age can still kill you, right?"
  43. May 15 19:41:41 <Impy> "Dunno. haven't got there yet" he said. "That's a ways off. So I'm not worried about it" he shrugged.
  44. May 15 19:43:50 <Knave> "Well, you have less reason than most of us." Austin looks off slightly in thought, his brows knitting, "Or more. I dunno." He shrugs and drinks, putting Brett's balls down on the table.
  45. May 15 20:02:14 <Impy> "Why more?" he asked. "That don't make any sense." he wasn't the philisophical sort.
  46. May 15 20:04:05 <Knave> "Well," Austin crosses one leg over the other and gets out his explaining hand, "Assuming that you can recover from any illness or injury upon death, and that you still age, that means you'll definitely have to face death by old age, which isn't a certain fact for some people. No going out in the a blaze of glory or leaving a pretty corpse, if you catch my drift." He shrugs, "Some people would have trouble with the idea, I guess."
  47. May 15 20:06:53 <Impy_> Brett frowned. "well maybe I'll be one of those guys whose old and got both." he suggested. "actually. I Gotta be. I come back perfect every time so I'll be the perfect old guy too."
  48. May 15 20:08:47 <Knave> "But still, that means you'll suffer the slow det-" Austin snaps himself out of it, "Sorry, I'm being weirdly morbid. Sorry. I'm normally more cheerful. Let's talk about something else."
  49. May 15 20:10:37 <Impy_> "yeah. Let's." he said. "like..... What did ya do while ya were outta SB?"
  50. May 15 20:12:33 <Knave> "Not a whole lot." He admits, "I mainly wandered around Pennsylvania doing odd jobs for old folks in exchange for room and board. Sometimes not even that." He shrugs, "I got by."
  51. May 15 20:16:58 <Impy_> "sounds fun. I miss going on random adventures" he complained. "my bro used ta take me everywhere and do shit all the time."
  52. May 15 20:18:32 <Knave> "Yeah, well. That's Sunnybrook for you. Adventure only when mandated and advancing their goals." He snarks, finishing the soda and setting the bottle down, "Still, at least they opened up the gates so we can go shopping."
  53. May 15 20:27:04 <Impy_> "yeah. Right?" he asked. "me and Jose got a date planned. Know of any spicy places in town?"
  54. May 15 20:28:40 <Knave> "Haven't really been out yet. Not a huge fan of the cold." Austin smiles amiably, "Hope you find someplace, though."
  55. May 15 20:56:34 <Impy_> 15:39:53 <Impy_> "hm. I dunno. It's not like spicy food is hard work I find. I can just being him some bit pepper side dishes. I'm a good date like that."
  56. May 15 20:58:18 <WyrmKnave> "Solid plan." Austin nods, then hops back up onto the back of the couch, "We'll I'm gonna leave you to your reality show. I should probably go look for an article. Or my girlfriend. Or some of these 'classes' I keep hearing about."
  57. May 15 20:58:59 <Impy_> "ha. The classes suck. Avoid them if ya can, Mr slippery." he said.
  58. May 15 20:59:49 <WyrmKnave> "I usually do." Austin whips off a little salute of goodbye, "Catch you around." Then he swings his legs over the other side of the couch and limply slides down to the ground, before hopping up to his feet. Why is he a cartoon?
  59. May 15 21:08:14 <Impy_> Brett giggled at his antics, trying to make it sound manly but no.... That was too funny. "later dude."
  60. May 15 21:08:56 <Knave> -Scene soda or something-
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