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- >walk down a sidewalk near a park
- >see a fluffy pony
- >get slightly annoyed; you know what's going to happen next
- >it sees you
- >it waddles over to you
- >"Hey man! Over here!"
- >You stop in your tracks
- >Was that fluffy pony speaking perfect English?
- >"Exuse me?"
- >"Hey man, sorry to bother you, but do you have any food or anything that I could have? Normally I wouldn't ask, but my previous owner left me out here a few days ago..."
- >You're still taken aback
- >You've found the Brian Griffin of fluffy ponies
- >"Wait a second, how can you talk properly?"
- >It seems confused by your question for a second
- >"Oh! Do you think I'm a fluffy pony?"
- >"You're not?"
- >"Naw; I'm just a really big talking guinea pig."
- >"Oh, no shit?"
- >Yeah."
- >"That actually makes a lot of sense!"
- >You bring him home
- >You both live happily ever after
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