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  1. 0 years old
  2. I was born a boy in the city of Quetzaltenango in Guatemala.
  3.  
  4. My parents have named me Edmundo. My surname is Crespo. My mother, Leticia, is 30 and my father, Francisco, is 36. I have a sister, Isabel, who is 1.
  5.  
  6. 1 year old
  7. My father has become an alcoholic.
  8.  
  9. 2 years old
  10. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 30 people have died and 2.300 others have been affected.
  11.  
  12. My family and I were not affected.
  13.  
  14. 3 years old
  15. 4 years old
  16. Sporadic localized fighting in Guatemala City department.
  17.  
  18. 5 years old
  19. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 6 people have died and 2.000 others have been affected.
  20.  
  21. My family and I were not affected.
  22.  
  23. Peace.
  24.  
  25. Brother Teodoro born.
  26.  
  27. My father has hookworm.
  28.  
  29. 6 years old
  30. I've developed goiter.
  31.  
  32. Sister Lourdes born.
  33.  
  34. Began school.
  35.  
  36. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
  37.  
  38. My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  39.  
  40. 7 years old
  41. 8 years old
  42. 9 years old
  43. 10 years old
  44. My brother Teodoro began school.
  45.  
  46. 11 years old
  47. My sister Lourdes began school.
  48.  
  49. 12 years old
  50. My sister Isabel has suffered an epileptic seizure.
  51.  
  52. 13 years old
  53. Met a new girl I like very much, named Lorena Paredes.
  54.  
  55. We've begun seeing each other.
  56.  
  57. My father has given up drinking.
  58.  
  59. 14 years old
  60. Avoided drinking alcohol.
  61.  
  62. My sister Lourdes has suffered an epileptic seizure.
  63.  
  64. My girlfriend Lorena began trade school.
  65.  
  66. 15 years old
  67. Began trade school.
  68.  
  69. My girlfriend Lorena has been placed on academic probation.
  70.  
  71. 16 years old
  72. My girlfriend Lorena has been expelled from trade school.
  73.  
  74. 17 years old
  75. Helped out a beggar.
  76.  
  77. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
  78.  
  79. Sentenced to a year in prison.
  80.  
  81. My sister Isabel has moved out on her own.
  82.  
  83. My girlfriend Lorena has arthritis of the knee.
  84.  
  85. 18 years old
  86. I've developed goiter.
  87.  
  88. Released from prison.
  89.  
  90. Graduated from trade school.
  91.  
  92. Need to look for a job.
  93.  
  94. Began work as a computer technician.
  95.  
  96. Inducted into the military.
  97.  
  98. My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  99.  
  100. My brother Teodoro's girlfriend Carmela began trade school.
  101.  
  102. 19 years old
  103. Home was broken into and burglarized.
  104.  
  105. Victim of burglary.
  106.  
  107. Lorena and I are now engaged.
  108.  
  109. Lorena Paredes and I got married this year.
  110.  
  111. Received a 4% pay raise.
  112.  
  113. My brother Teodoro began trade school.
  114.  
  115. My brother Teodoro's girlfriend Carmela has been placed on academic probation.
  116.  
  117. My sister Lourdes's boyfriend Claudio began trade school.
  118.  
  119. 20 years old
  120. I've developed goiter.
  121.  
  122. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 0 people have died and 2.700 others have been affected.
  123.  
  124. My family and I were not affected.
  125.  
  126. Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
  127.  
  128. Left the military.
  129.  
  130. Began work as an electronic equipment operator.
  131.  
  132. Daughter Evangelina born.
  133.  
  134. My brother Teodoro has been placed on academic probation.
  135.  
  136. My sister Lourdes began trade school.
  137.  
  138. 21 years old
  139. My father has been cured of depression.
  140.  
  141. My brother Teodoro's girlfriend Carmela has graduated from trade school.
  142.  
  143. My sister Lourdes's boyfriend Claudio has graduated from trade school.
  144.  
  145. 22 years old
  146. Lost my job due to my political activities.
  147.  
  148. Need to look for a job.
  149.  
  150. Began work as a lab technician.
  151.  
  152. Invested 5000 quetzals in a bank account.
  153.  
  154. Invested 1000 quetzals in mutual fund.
  155.  
  156. My father has hookworm.
  157.  
  158. My brother Teodoro has graduated from trade school.
  159.  
  160. Carmela Herrera and my brother Teodoro are now engaged to be married.
  161.  
  162. Carmela Herrera and my brother Teodoro have married.
  163.  
  164. My sister Lourdes has graduated from trade school.
  165.  
  166. 23 years old
  167. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 24 people have died and 3.400 others have been affected.
  168.  
  169. My family and I were not affected.
  170.  
  171. My brother Teodoro has become addicted to illicit drugs.
  172.  
  173. My brother Teodoro has moved out on his own.
  174.  
  175. My sister Lourdes has moved out on her own.
  176.  
  177. 24 years old
  178. My daughter Evangelina began school.
  179.  
  180. 25 years old
  181. My mother has arthritis of the knee.
  182.  
  183. My sister Lourdes has tuberculosis.
  184.  
  185. 26 years old
  186. My sister Lourdes has been cured of tuberculosis.
  187.  
  188. 27 years old
  189. My brother Teodoro has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  190.  
  191. 28 years old
  192. Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.
  193.  
  194. Received a 5% pay raise.
  195.  
  196. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
  197.  
  198. Claudio Serrano and my sister Lourdes have married.
  199.  
  200. Ramon born to Lourdes Serrano
  201.  
  202. 29 years old
  203. Home was broken into and burglarized.
  204.  
  205. Victim of burglary.
  206.  
  207. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 23 people have died and 1.300 others have been affected.
  208.  
  209. My family and I were not affected.
  210.  
  211. Invested 10000 quetzals in land.
  212.  
  213. Invested 4600 quetzals in a bank account.
  214.  
  215. Cashed in 1106 quetzals from mutual fund.
  216.  
  217. Invested 3000 quetzals in mutual fund.
  218.  
  219. Cashed in 5361 quetzals from a bank account.
  220.  
  221. Cashed in 4600 quetzals from a bank account.
  222.  
  223. Invested 12000 quetzals in a bank account.
  224.  
  225. My brother Teodoro has given up drugs.
  226.  
  227. 30 years old
  228. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has tuberculosis.
  229.  
  230. Lucinda born to Lourdes Serrano
  231.  
  232. 31 years old
  233. I have hookworm.
  234.  
  235. Invested 10000 quetzals in a bank account.
  236.  
  237. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..
  238.  
  239. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has been hurt in an accident.
  240.  
  241. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has been cured of tuberculosis.
  242.  
  243. 32 years old
  244. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 8 people have died and 5.400 others have been affected.
  245.  
  246. My family and I were not affected.
  247.  
  248. 33 years old
  249. Cured of ancylostomiasis.
  250.  
  251. Sporadic localized fighting in Huehuetenango department.
  252.  
  253. My sister Isabel has died at age 35 from an epileptic seizure.
  254.  
  255. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has become an alcoholic.
  256.  
  257. My daughter Evangelina began trade school.
  258.  
  259. 34 years old
  260. Peace.
  261.  
  262. Imelda born to Lourdes Serrano
  263.  
  264. Daughter Margarita born.
  265.  
  266. 35 years old
  267. I have arthritis of the knee.
  268.  
  269. Received a 5% pay raise.
  270.  
  271. My father has been hurt in an accident.
  272.  
  273. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  274.  
  275. José born to Lourdes Serrano
  276.  
  277. My daughter Evangelina has become an alcoholic.
  278.  
  279. My daughter Evangelina has graduated from trade school.
  280.  
  281. Daughter Adriana born.
  282.  
  283. 36 years old
  284. Andrés born to Lourdes Serrano
  285.  
  286. 37 years old
  287. My daughter Evangelina has moved out on her own.
  288.  
  289. My daughter Adriana has had measles.
  290.  
  291. 38 years old
  292. My mother has hookworm.
  293.  
  294. Elena born to Lourdes Serrano
  295.  
  296. 39 years old
  297. Heavy localized fighting in Sacatepéquez department.
  298.  
  299. Aldo born to Carmela Herrera
  300.  
  301. My daughter Evangelina has given up drinking.
  302.  
  303. 40 years old
  304. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 15 people have died and 1.300 others have been affected.
  305.  
  306. My family and I were not affected.
  307.  
  308. My daughter Margarita began school.
  309.  
  310. 41 years old
  311. Peace.
  312.  
  313. My daughter Adriana began school.
  314.  
  315. 42 years old
  316. 43 years old
  317. Andrés born to Carmela Herrera
  318.  
  319. 44 years old
  320. Received a 4% pay raise.
  321.  
  322. My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
  323.  
  324. Luz born to Carmela Herrera
  325.  
  326. Ramon born to Lourdes Serrano
  327.  
  328. 45 years old
  329. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 8 people have died and 3.700 others have been affected.
  330.  
  331. My family and I were not affected.
  332.  
  333. My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.
  334.  
  335. My father has hookworm.
  336.  
  337. My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  338.  
  339. Natalia born to Lourdes Serrano
  340.  
  341. 46 years old
  342. Lost my investment in a bank account.
  343.  
  344. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 7 people have died and 1.400 others have been affected.
  345.  
  346. My family and I were not affected.
  347.  
  348. Cashed in 0 quetzals from a bank account.
  349.  
  350. Invested 5000 quetzals in mutual fund.
  351.  
  352. Invested 10000 quetzals in bond fund.
  353.  
  354. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
  355.  
  356. My father has rheumatoid arthritis.
  357.  
  358. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has given up drugs.
  359.  
  360. Marco born to Lourdes Serrano
  361.  
  362. Federico Rivera and my daughter Evangelina have married.
  363.  
  364. Pancho born to Evangelina Rivera
  365.  
  366. 47 years old
  367. My mother has been cured of cataracts.
  368.  
  369. Teodoro born to Evangelina Rivera
  370.  
  371. 48 years old
  372. My brother Teodoro has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  373.  
  374. 49 years old
  375. Geraldo born to Evangelina Rivera
  376.  
  377. My daughter Margarita has skipped a year in school.
  378.  
  379. My daughter Margarita began trade school.
  380.  
  381. 50 years old
  382. My sister Lourdes's husband Claudio has hookworm.
  383.  
  384. My daughter Evangelina's husband Federico has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  385.  
  386. My daughter Adriana began trade school.
  387.  
  388. My daughter Adriana's boyfriend David has graduated from trade school.
  389.  
  390. My wife Lorena has reduced vision from cataracts.
  391.  
  392. 51 years old
  393. Began work as a police inspector.
  394.  
  395. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
  396.  
  397. Released by security police.
  398.  
  399. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  400.  
  401. My sister Lourdes's husband Claudio has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
  402.  
  403. Maria born to Evangelina Rivera
  404.  
  405. My daughter Margarita has graduated from trade school.
  406.  
  407. My daughter Margarita's boyfriend Adolfo has graduated from secondary school.
  408.  
  409. 52 years old
  410. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 2 people have died and 1.500 others have been affected.
  411.  
  412. My family and I were not affected.
  413.  
  414. My daughter Adriana has graduated from trade school.
  415.  
  416. 53 years old
  417. My father died from general complications of old age.
  418.  
  419. My daughter Adriana has moved out on her own.
  420.  
  421. 54 years old
  422. A major earthquake has hit Guatemala. 21 people have died and 59.000 others have been affected.
  423.  
  424. My family and I were not directly affected.
  425.  
  426. My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 933 Guatemalan soldiers have been killed.
  427.  
  428. Lost my job due to my political activities.
  429.  
  430. Began work as a salesperson.
  431.  
  432. My brother Teodoro has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  433.  
  434. Lourdes born to Evangelina Rivera
  435.  
  436. My daughter Margarita has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
  437.  
  438. 55 years old
  439. My brother Teodoro has given up drinking.
  440.  
  441. Angel born to Evangelina Rivera
  442.  
  443. Adolfo Batistuta and my daughter Margarita have married.
  444.  
  445. My daughter Margarita has moved out on her own.
  446.  
  447. My wife Lorena has been cured of cataracts.
  448.  
  449. 56 years old
  450. Lost my investment in mutual fund.
  451.  
  452. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 10 people have died and 1.600 others have been affected.
  453.  
  454. My family and I were not affected.
  455.  
  456. Peace.
  457.  
  458. My sister Lourdes's husband Claudio has ischemic heart disease.
  459.  
  460. Pablo born to Margarita Batistuta
  461.  
  462. 57 years old
  463. My mother has died at age 88 from a stroke.
  464.  
  465. Inherited money from my parents.
  466.  
  467. Vicente born to Margarita Batistuta
  468.  
  469. 58 years old
  470. A major earthquake has hit Guatemala. 28 people have died and 13.000 others have been affected.
  471.  
  472. My family and I were not directly affected.
  473.  
  474. My brother Teodoro has arthritis of the hip.
  475.  
  476. My sister Lourdes's husband Claudio has diabetes.
  477.  
  478. Susana born to Margarita Batistuta
  479.  
  480. 59 years old
  481. Raul born to Evangelina Rivera
  482.  
  483. My daughter Margarita's husband Adolfo has trichuriasis (whip worm).
  484.  
  485. 60 years old
  486. I have hookworm.
  487.  
  488. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 9 people have died and 3.400 others have been affected.
  489.  
  490. My family and I were not affected.
  491.  
  492. My country is involved in a world war. 5.634.810 Guatemalan soldiers have been killed.
  493.  
  494. My daughter Margarita's husband Adolfo has been cured of trichuriasis.
  495.  
  496. 61 years old
  497. Cured of ancylostomiasis.
  498.  
  499. Peace.
  500.  
  501. Alma born to Margarita Batistuta
  502.  
  503. 62 years old
  504. My daughter Evangelina's husband Federico has roundworms.
  505.  
  506. My daughter Margarita's husband Adolfo has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  507.  
  508. 63 years old
  509. I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
  510.  
  511. My daughter Evangelina's husband Federico has been cured of ascariasis.
  512.  
  513. 64 years old
  514. Ana born to Margarita Batistuta
  515.  
  516. 65 years old
  517. Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.
  518.  
  519. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has given up drinking.
  520.  
  521. My brother Teodoro has died at age 61 from a stroke.
  522.  
  523. My sister Lourdes has died at age 60 from a stroke.
  524.  
  525. Linda born to Margarita Batistuta
  526.  
  527. 66 years old
  528. My daughter Evangelina's husband Federico has suffered an epileptic seizure.
  529.  
  530. Geraldo born to Margarita Batistuta
  531.  
  532. 67 years old
  533. Cashed in 0 quetzals from mutual fund.
  534.  
  535. My brother Teodoro's wife Carmela has died at age 64 from diabetes.
  536.  
  537. My sister Lourdes's husband Claudio has died at age 63 from diabetes.
  538.  
  539. Jesus born to Margarita Batistuta
  540.  
  541. My daughter Margarita's son Jesus has died of asphyxia in childbirth.
  542.  
  543. 68 years old
  544. A major volcanic eruption has hit Guatemala. 14 people have died and 5.300 others have been affected.
  545.  
  546. My family and I were not affected.
  547.  
  548. My daughter Adriana has hookworm.
  549.  
  550. Bernardo Cervantes and my daughter Adriana have married.
  551.  
  552. Edmundo born to Adriana Cervantes
  553.  
  554. My wife Lorena has arthritis of the hip.
  555.  
  556. 69 years old
  557. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has reduced vision from cataracts.
  558.  
  559. My daughter Adriana has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
  560.  
  561. 70 years old
  562. I have arthritis of the hip.
  563.  
  564. Enrique born to Margarita Batistuta
  565.  
  566. My wife Lorena has reduced vision from cataracts.
  567.  
  568. 71 years old
  569. My sister Isabel's boyfriend Adolfo has died at age 74 from a stroke.
  570.  
  571. My daughter Evangelina died from an infection.
  572.  
  573. My wife Lorena has been cured of cataracts.
  574.  
  575. My wife Lorena has died at age 72 from a heart attack.
  576.  
  577. 72 years old
  578. Natalia born to Margarita Batistuta
  579.  
  580. Diego born to Adriana Cervantes
  581.  
  582. 73 years old
  583. Met a new woman I like very much, named Carmela Ferrer.
  584.  
  585. Rejected by Carmela Ferrer.
  586.  
  587. Met a new woman I like very much, named Dolores Ximenez.
  588.  
  589. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dolores Ximenez.
  590.  
  591. My daughter Margarita has rheumatoid arthritis.
  592.  
  593. Simon born to Margarita Batistuta
  594.  
  595. Flora born to Adriana Cervantes
  596.  
  597. 74 years old
  598. Marta born to Margarita Batistuta
  599.  
  600. 75 years old
  601. Lost my investment in a bank account.
  602.  
  603. Cashed in 0 quetzals from a bank account.
  604.  
  605. My daughter Evangelina's husband Federico has died at age 61 from a heart attack.
  606.  
  607. 76 years old
  608. 77 years old
  609. I died from an infection.
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