AiE - Super Anon Kart

>"Anon. Do you know why you're here?"
>Celestia was staring down at you. She looked pissed. Very pissed.
Because you wanna fuck?
>Her eye twitches.
>"No, anon. We do NOT want to "fuck". We are referring to the spectacle that occured in this very castle just yesterday!"
>Oh. Right.  Forgot about that.

>....

>This is the best idea you've ever had
>It took hours of tinkering, obtaining raw materials, drawing schematics and convincing Twilight to help you, but you finally finished
>And now you're enjoying the fruits of your labor
>Motherfucking magical Mario Karts.
>And what better place to test your racing machines than Canterlot Castle?
>"THIS IS MOST FUN!"
>A golden carafe zooms past your head, barely missing you.
>You turn and shake your fist at Luna.
SUNDAY DRIVER!!
>You grab one of the bunches of Bananas resting inbetween your legs, and whip it towards her
>They spin through the air and smash into the side of Luna's cart, scattering bananas everywhere
>One of the bananas splatters under her tires, sending her spinning wildly with a scream into a group of guards
>"NOT FUN!!"
>You zoom past the pile of dazed guards, dented armor and confused Luna
I'MA GONNA WEEN!
>You screech gleefully in your best Wario impression
>*BEEP*
Oh no.
>*BEEP BEEP*
Oh god.
>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
OH MAN.
>*BEE-
>You and the kart are enveloped in a maelstrom of purple magic and fire
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>Spinning wildly through the air
>Bile rises in your stomach
>Up is down, down is up
>You barely see a purple blur zoom past
>Followed by a blue rainbow-streaked blur
>Then a gray blur
>Then *CRUNCH*
>You've landed. Badly.
>You pull yourself from the wreckage of kart parts and smushed bananas
>Out of the kart, you pull yourself up
>And look straight into the gaze of a white alicorn.
>"Having fun, anon?"
>Oh fuck.
>You silently curse the day you decided it was a good idea to tell Twilight Sparkle about Blue Shells.

>....

In all fairness, your majesty, I did get fucked over by your prized student. Surely that's punishment enough?
>Celestia is unconvinced. She continues berating you
>"As if knocking Luna into a group of royal guards wasn't bad enough, you ruined the Griffon Ambassador's visit!"
>Ah. You remember that.
>You remember the shocked look on his face as the bundle of bananas collided with his face.
>You also remember the angry screech as you zoomed away.
>You can't stop yourself from chuckling to yourself as Celestia looks on furiously.
>"We are glad you find this funny. We only just barely prevented them from declaring war on Equestria!"
>You stop your laughter and put on a srs face
I'm sorry, Celestia, I really am. But surely you can see how this somehow your fault?
>"What?"
Welll.... You left a huge pile of bananas in front of the castle, all the castle hallways are super wide, you've got these ramps in the castle gardens and...
>"Anon."
Not to mention all the weird-
>"ANON!"
Wuh?
>"Did. You. Touch. The Royal. Banana's?"
W-well, yeah, I mean, what did you think we were throwing at each other?
>She leans down, pushing her nose up against yours with a face of pure malice.
>"You really shouldn't have done that."
>Oh shit.
>And that's how you ended up on the moon.