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  1. [17:37] == Feldspar [webchat@c50-27-61-17.mdlncmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
  2. [17:37] <Feldspar> I'm in
  3. [17:37] <Drew_> so whats up?
  4. [17:37] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [Post race, equipment and favorite ship]
  5. [17:37] == Hot_Pot [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
  6. [17:37] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [I'll repost everything for Hotpot
  7. [17:38] <Hot_Pot> [thanks, doc.]
  8. [17:38] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Greetings, welcome to Dr. Bob's Wild and Noncanon ride! Please, post race and favorite ship because I'm sure ou'll all be honest with your gear.
  9. [17:39] <Hot_Pot> Earth - ChinPot
  10. [17:39] <Ikea> !
  11. [17:39] <Drew_> Earth Pony, female, fave ship, Nova-Cook
  12. [17:39] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [>Implying ChinPot isn't canon by now]
  13. [17:39] <Hot_Pot> [>implying that I was implying ChinPot isn't canon by now
  14. [17:39] <Feldspar> Earth Pony mare, and I don't know. Have a list?
  15. [17:39] <Ikea> [Isn't Chin still denying it? Does Chin have a stalker?!]
  16. [17:40] <Silver_Tongue> (Tfw when had no ship besides MexAny
  17. [17:40] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [tfw forever indebted to only joke ships]
  18. [17:40] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> ANYWAY
  19. [17:40] <Ikea> [Might be cause you KEEP FUCKING EVERYONE]
  20. [17:40] <Hot_Pot>
  21. [17:40] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You are all discussing your favorite ships at the Town Square, you perverts you.
  22. [17:41] <Feldspar> (Well, you do go after a lot of people Silver)
  23. [17:41] <Feldspar> (Bob you got a list somewhere?)
  24. [17:41] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Now everyone, please roll 1d20 for Plot Advancement
  25. [17:41] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [There is no list]
  26. [17:41] <Ikea> [I think Lucy was actually going to compile a list...]
  27. [17:41] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  28. [17:41] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  29. [17:41] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20 for big plot
  30. [17:41] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  31. [17:41] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [There may be a list]
  32. [17:41] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  33. [17:41] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  34. [17:41] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 for ADVANCEMENT!
  35. [17:41] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  36. [17:41] <Ikea> !roll 1d24 for Hot Plot!
  37. [17:41] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  38. [17:42] * Hot_Pot spots Ikea's d24.
  39. [17:42] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea takes 1 point of shame damage!
  40. [17:42] <Hot_Pot> "Your dice is too big."
  41. [17:42] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot, where do you want the plot to go?
  42. [17:42] <Drew_> !roll 1d20 for threesome with Silver and HotPot
  43. [17:42] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  44. [17:43] <Ikea> [>rolling 1d20 is too mainstream]
  45. [17:43] <Drew_> and I fail, thats what I get for being subtle
  46. [17:43] * Hot_Pot is thinking...
  47. [17:43] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [There will be no erp this session]
  48. [17:43] <Feldspar> (How did you greentext0
  49. [17:43] <Hot_Pot> "LETS GO THE THE PARK!! (if there even is one)"
  50. [17:44] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You all go to the park!
  51. [17:44] <Hot_Pot> *TO THE PARK
  52. [17:44] <Ikea> [I'm a wizard]
  53. [17:44] <Silver_Tongue> (Bob how can you call it crazy and not get lewd)
  54. [17:44] <Ikea> PAAAAAAAARK
  55. [17:44] <Fine_Grind> [holy shit]
  56. [17:44] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [You weren't here for the last one Silver. THAT was cuh-razy]
  57. [17:44] <Hot_Pot> [Yeh, bawb]
  58. [17:44] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> There is a beautiful park in front of you.
  59. [17:44] <Silver_Tongue> (Was it lewd last time?)
  60. [17:44] <Ikea> As in theme park or nature park?
  61. [17:45] <Hot_Pot> Nature.
  62. [17:45] <Ikea> [No, but I was THIS CLOSE to getting it on with Honey Rose]
  63. [17:45] <Drew_> To the Park!
  64. [17:45] <Feldspar> (well damn, do you have... magic hands)
  65. [17:45] * Silver_Tongue dances into the park
  66. [17:45] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Good question! HotPot, is this an amusement park or a nature park?
  67. [17:45] <Drew_> nature she said
  68. [17:45] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 for quality of moves
  69. [17:45] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  70. [17:45] <Hot_Pot> NATURE PARK!
  71. [17:45] <Fine_Grind> dog park
  72. [17:45] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Sounds good!
  73. [17:45] * Hot_Pot rolls on the grass.
  74. [17:46] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver is SO LAME at dancing it's not even funny
  75. [17:46] <Drew_> !roll 1d20 to cover for Silver's terribel dancing
  76. [17:46] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  77. [17:46] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d4
  78. [17:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  79. [17:46] <Feldspar> (ultrasmooth)
  80. [17:46] <Silver_Tongue> (Oh lord)
  81. [17:46] <Ikea> [You aint seen nothin' yet, babe]
  82. [17:46] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The grass takes 4 damage!
  83. [17:46] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea takes another shame point of 1 damage!
  84. [17:46] <Ikea> !roll 1d19 to frollick
  85. [17:46] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  86. [17:46] * Fine_Grind stares in to the distance, seeing colored words
  87. [17:46] <Silver_Tongue> "Lets go to the candy store!"
  88. [17:46] <Drew_> we have that?
  89. [17:47] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to play in the fountain
  90. [17:47] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  91. [17:47] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> There are no candy stores in the nature park.
  92. [17:47] <Hot_Pot> "Plot advancement?"
  93. [17:47] <Ikea> You'll let us lick my lollipop?
  94. [17:47] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> There is a fountain and a statue. Which do you go to?
  95. [17:47] * Silver_Tongue tries to will a candy store into existence
  96. [17:47] <Drew_> Fountan!
  97. [17:47] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea takes ANOTHER point of shame damage!
  98. [17:47] <Fine_Grind> !roll d69 to hump statue
  99. [17:47] <GameServ> 25 == 25
  100. [17:47] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  101. [17:47] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  102. [17:47] <Ikea> wait... this is important decision time
  103. [17:47] <Ikea> what is the statue of?
  104. [17:47] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> It really, really is.
  105. [17:48] * Silver_Tongue jumps in the fountain
  106. [17:48] * Hot_Pot jumps into the fountain.
  107. [17:48] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Perception roll Ikea
  108. [17:48] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> And Hot Pot
  109. [17:48] <Drew_> Jumps into fountain
  110. [17:48] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 for SPLASH
  111. [17:48] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  112. [17:48] <Ikea> !roll 1d13
  113. [17:48] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  114. [17:48] <Ikea> OH GOD THE WORLD IS FLOODING
  115. [17:48] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 for splash
  116. [17:48] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  117. [17:48] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea sees that this is a normal statue
  118. [17:48] <Hot_Pot> *splish
  119. [17:48] <Fine_Grind> of what?
  120. [17:48] <Ikea> How very... abstract
  121. [17:48] <Ikea> Of normality
  122. [17:48] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot sees that the Fountain is super magical, and has a secret button on it! [Damn crit 20]
  123. [17:48] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to taste the statue
  124. [17:48] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  125. [17:48] <Fine_Grind> can iit be hulk faust?
  126. [17:49] <Ikea> It is a statue of normality...
  127. [17:49] * Hot_Pot pushes button.
  128. [17:49] <Hot_Pot> "PUSHEY PUSHEY!"
  129. [17:49] * Silver_Tongue starts splashing people
  130. [17:49] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d20
  131. [17:49] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  132. [17:49] <Drew_> *slpashes back*
  133. [17:49] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The button does not evade Hot Pot!
  134. [17:49] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to splash party
  135. [17:49] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  136. [17:49] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot successfully presses the button.
  137. [17:49] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Oh shit, guys.
  138. [17:50] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 for SPLASH EVERYONE!
  139. [17:50] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  140. [17:50] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Guys.
  141. [17:50] <Drew_> what?
  142. [17:50] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  143. [17:50] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  144. [17:50] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> This is a fountain...
  145. [17:50] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> A fountain... of...
  146. [17:50] <Ikea> of doubt?
  147. [17:50] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> DREAMS
  148. [17:50] <Hot_Pot> LISTEN TO BOB, FAGGOTS!
  149. [17:50] <Drew_> futa?
  150. [17:50] <Hot_Pot> FOUNTAIN OF DREAMS!!
  151. [17:50] * Silver_Tongue starts trying to shatter the fountain
  152. [17:50] <Fine_Grind> DREAMS
  153. [17:50] <Ikea> nnoooOOOOO
  154. [17:50] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The fountain turns into a vortex! Roll to see who will be dreaman!
  155. [17:51] <Silver_Tongue> "Shah no more dreams"
  156. [17:51] <Drew_> !roll 1d20
  157. [17:51] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  158. [17:51] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20
  159. [17:51] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  160. [17:51] <Ikea> !roll 1d51
  161. [17:51] <GameServ> 21 == 21
  162. [17:51] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20 FOR THE POWER
  163. [17:51] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  164. [17:51] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  165. [17:51] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  166. [17:51] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  167. [17:51] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  168. [17:51] <Fine_Grind> YOUR FUCKIN D51
  169. [17:51] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Drew's innermost dream is reflected in the vortex!
  170. [17:52] <Silver_Tongue> "So many Futas!"
  171. [17:52] <Drew_> I dont want force that on peopel!
  172. [17:52] * Hot_Pot eats Ikea's gay-ass d51
  173. [17:52] <Feldspar> (inb4 sex with silver)
  174. [17:52] <Silver_Tongue> (That's a shared dream Feld)
  175. [17:52] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> This is important.
  176. [17:52] <Feldspar> (Oh yeah)
  177. [17:52] <Hot_Pot> "DREAM, DREW, DREEEEEEEEEEAM!"
  178. [17:52] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Do you guys jump into the vortex?
  179. [17:52] <Ikea> duh... of course
  180. [17:53] <Feldspar> YES
  181. [17:53] <Fine_Grind> fuck yes
  182. [17:53] <Drew_> *faints from stress*
  183. [17:53] <Hot_Pot> [yeh]
  184. [17:53] * Silver_Tongue grabs drew and dives in
  185. [17:53] <Hot_Pot> [no dream?]
  186. [17:53] <Drew_> (couldn't think of one)
  187. [17:53] <Ikea> wait... so drew is dreaming inside of her own dream
  188. [17:53] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You guys jump into the vortex! Drew, roll to see how lewd your dream is
  189. [17:53] <Drew_> !roll 1d20
  190. [17:53] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  191. [17:54] <Fine_Grind> no erp my ass
  192. [17:54] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Drew's dream is disturbingly lewd.
  193. [17:54] <Hot_Pot> very lewd
  194. [17:54] <Silver_Tongue> "We lewd now"
  195. [17:54] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> In fact, it is way too lewd for anything that's not in ERP
  196. [17:54] <Drew_> *wakes up, I've missed that sensation.
  197. [17:54] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d20
  198. [17:54] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  199. [17:55] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Everybody besides Drew, roll for DREAMLAND
  200. [17:55] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to SPIKE THE AIR!
  201. [17:55] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  202. [17:55] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  203. [17:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  204. [17:55] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  205. [17:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  206. [17:55] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20 for mares
  207. [17:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  208. [17:55] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> No other rolls needed!
  209. [17:55] <Ikea> !roll 1d21
  210. [17:55] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  211. [17:55] <Drew_> thanks Hot Pot, that was embarssing
  212. [17:55] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot is now dreaming...
  213. [17:55] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You guys see Spike!
  214. [17:55] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Oh shit!
  215. [17:55] <Ikea> OH GOOD! blood and chinooks everywhere
  216. [17:56] <Silver_Tongue> (Dice tot you asshole)
  217. [17:56] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> But wait...
  218. [17:56] <Hot_Pot> "RAPE NAZIS! CHINOOK'S HERE! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!"
  219. [17:56] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike is in pain.
  220. [17:56] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot, roll for Spike's fate
  221. [17:56] * Silver_Tongue laughs
  222. [17:56] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20
  223. [17:56] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  224. [17:56] <Drew_> '(heading out to read some stuff, will lurk still)
  225. [17:56] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike is holding his head! He is SUPER MAD
  226. [17:57] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Like, really mad
  227. [17:57] * Silver_Tongue urinates on Spike
  228. [17:57] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Like, so so mad that everyone needs to roll for initiation
  229. [17:57] <Feldspar> is he edgy?
  230. [17:57] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d20
  231. [17:57] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  232. [17:57] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  233. [17:57] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  234. [17:57] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  235. [17:57] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  236. [17:57] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20
  237. [17:57] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  238. [17:57] <Ikea> !roll 1d24 Plot, damnit! Why do you dream so weird things?
  239. [17:57] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  240. [17:57] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20 is he mad cause i fucked ts?
  241. [17:57] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  242. [17:58] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [No, he is not Fine.]
  243. [17:58] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike's turn!
  244. [17:58] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike is Pissed [hue] off at Silver, and swipes at him!
  245. [17:58] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d20
  246. [17:58] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  247. [17:58] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> It hits!
  248. [17:58] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver, roll 1d4
  249. [17:59] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver is too preoccupied!
  250. [17:59] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d5
  251. [17:59] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  252. [17:59] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver takes 5 points of damage! Shame on you!
  253. [17:59] <Hot_Pot> [I have a bashed-up pot on my head. How armour is that?]
  254. [17:59] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea's up.
  255. [18:00] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [I'll figure it in]
  256. [18:00] <Ikea> !roll 1d17 I poke the dragon!
  257. [18:00] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  258. [18:00] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You poke Spike!
  259. [18:00] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silly Ikea, pokes don't cause damage at all!
  260. [18:00] <Feldspar> (Were we supposed to say equip? I have armor)
  261. [18:00] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot is up
  262. [18:01] == Silver_Tongue [webchat@pool-71-187-193-22.nwrknj.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]
  263. [18:01] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [Nah]
  264. [18:01] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d20 to SWING FRYING PAN AT SPIKE!
  265. [18:01] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  266. [18:01] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You miss... And hit Silver!
  267. [18:01] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d1+15
  268. [18:01] <GameServ> (1) + 15 == 16
  269. [18:01] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver dies!
  270. [18:01] <Feldspar> (wat)
  271. [18:02] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar, you're next
  272. [18:02] <Ikea> "I call dibs on his mares!"
  273. [18:02] <Drew_> okayu
  274. [18:02] <Hot_Pot> [hue]
  275. [18:02] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea will noncanonically have his mares
  276. [18:02] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to punch spike with the power of a thousand suns
  277. [18:02] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  278. [18:03] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar punches Spike with the power of 950 suns!
  279. [18:03] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 10d95
  280. [18:03] <GameServ> 93, 59, 20, 38, 1, 6, 8, 52, 71, 42 == 390
  281. [18:03] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike takes 390 hit points!
  282. [18:03] <Feldspar> (Holy shit)
  283. [18:03] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Fine Grind, you're next.
  284. [18:04] <Hot_Pot> "How is Spike not dead yet?"
  285. [18:04] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20 for dildo bat
  286. [18:04] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  287. [18:04] <Ikea> "We must be running the instance on heroic mode!"
  288. [18:04] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> A dildo bat appears... 10 ft away from Fine.
  289. [18:04] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Drew's up!
  290. [18:04] <Feldspar> "So non canonnically Ikea, you're fucking half the mares in town
  291. [18:05] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea is noncanonically fucking errybody
  292. [18:05] <Ikea> "Yup, you want in?"
  293. [18:05] <Feldspar> yes he is
  294. [18:05] == MiddleMac [Mibbit@c-24-23-68-144.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
  295. [18:05] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [Portip: >Implying Dr. Bob's Wild Ride cares about hit points
  296. [18:05] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Middle Mac joins the fray!
  297. [18:05] <Feldspar> "Who me?"
  298. [18:06] <Ikea> "Yeah, you."
  299. [18:06] * Ikea wiggles his eyebrows creepily
  300. [18:06] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Drew is literally doing nothing! Middle Mac, you are fighting Spike in Hot Pot's dream. What will you do?
  301. [18:06] <Feldspar> "I'm already on the list from the start'
  302. [18:06] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for >raep
  303. [18:06] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  304. [18:06] * Feldspar wiggles her eybrows back
  305. [18:06] <Ikea> "Oh, right... I should really read this thing...
  306. [18:07] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Middle Mac attempts to rape Spike, but misses and >rapes Silver!
  307. [18:07] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> *Silver's corpse
  308. [18:07] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [Roll higher fuckers
  309. [18:07] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike's up
  310. [18:07] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike cries!
  311. [18:07] <MiddleMac> !roll d20
  312. [18:07] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  313. [18:07] <Ikea> "Wait... does that mean she gets on the list, too?"
  314. [18:07] <MiddleMac> There
  315. [18:07] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea's up!
  316. [18:07] <MiddleMac> Rolled high
  317. [18:07] <Feldspar> "Middlemac? Yeah"
  318. [18:07] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Middle mac successfully points to Spike, saying "there"
  319. [18:08] <Ikea> !roll 1d21 to figure out which mares I am and am not sleeping with
  320. [18:08] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  321. [18:08] <Hot_Pot> "You're not with me."
  322. [18:08] <MiddleMac> "Nopenopenope."
  323. [18:08] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea figures it out... Kinda
  324. [18:08] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot's turn!
  325. [18:09] <Feldspar> "me and drew"
  326. [18:09] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to SHOVE STEALTH CUCMBERS UP SPIKE'S ASS!
  327. [18:09] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  328. [18:09] <Hot_Pot> *CUCUMBERS
  329. [18:09] == Drew_ [webchat@netblock-75-79-161-112.dslextreme.com] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  330. [18:09] <Hot_Pot> [Yes, I have those]
  331. [18:09] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The cucumbers fail their stealth rolls, but are successfully shoved up Spike's ass!
  332. [18:09] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d20
  333. [18:09] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  334. [18:09] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike is sorta butthurt!
  335. [18:10] <Ikea> "Aaaand looks like it's just the two of us left..."
  336. [18:10] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar is up
  337. [18:10] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [Feldspar, Ikea, Hot Pot, Middle Mac]
  338. [18:10] <Hot_Pot> [all my lel]
  339. [18:11] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to smite Spike with the holy power of mighty kek
  340. [18:11] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  341. [18:11] <Feldspar> !roll d15
  342. [18:11] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to hug Spike
  343. [18:11] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  344. [18:11] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  345. [18:11] <Hot_Pot> [lel]
  346. [18:11] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> MiddleMac misses yet again, hugging Silver's corpse.
  347. [18:11] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  348. [18:11] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !!!!!!
  349. [18:11] <Ikea> [Altough I could probaby get MiddleMac in on a post-humerous rider...]
  350. [18:11] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  351. [18:11] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 2d69
  352. [18:11] <GameServ> 48, 56 == 104
  353. [18:11] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike has a 104 fever!
  354. [18:12] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Spike dies from it!
  355. [18:12] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Everybody wins!
  356. [18:12] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Roll to Praise Kek
  357. [18:12] <Hot_Pot> "YEY!"
  358. [18:12] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  359. [18:12] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  360. [18:12] <Ikea> YAY! CELEBRATION ORGY?!
  361. [18:12] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  362. [18:12] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  363. [18:12] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> STOP
  364. [18:12] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to PRAISE THE MIGHTY KEK!
  365. [18:12] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  366. [18:12] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar has successfully rolled a dubs
  367. [18:12] <Hot_Pot> "...Or not..."
  368. [18:12] <Ikea> -shhh! we're stopped
  369. [18:13] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> In a cuh-razy event, the vortex switches!
  370. [18:13] <Feldspar> I did? Where?
  371. [18:13] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Kek has been thoroughly pleased!
  372. [18:13] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You now wake up on the Beaches of the kingdom of Kek
  373. [18:13] <Ikea> [23:12:21] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  374. [18:13] <Ikea> [23:12:22] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  375. [18:13] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Roll for bullshit faggotry
  376. [18:13] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to test luck
  377. [18:13] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  378. [18:13] <Ikea> !roll 1d98
  379. [18:13] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  380. [18:13] <Hot_Pot> [lel]
  381. [18:13] == Silver_Tongue [webchat@pool-71-187-193-22.nwrknj.fios.verizon.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
  382. [18:13] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  383. [18:13] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  384. [18:14] <MiddleMac> "did we rip off Princess Twilight's wings yet?"
  385. [18:14] <Silver_Tongue> (I'm back had to eat)
  386. [18:14] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver's corpse is reanimated and is transported back to the Kingdom of Kek!
  387. [18:14] <Hot_Pot> "Hey Silver! You're dead!"
  388. [18:14] <Silver_Tongue> "What did I miss guys?"
  389. [18:14] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea walks on, suddenly finding a door on the beach. What do you do?
  390. [18:14] <Hot_Pot> "You died.
  391. [18:14] <Silver_Tongue> "No I'm not"
  392. [18:14] <Feldspar> "Walk in'
  393. [18:14] <Ikea> I open the door, walk the dinosaur
  394. [18:14] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for kek
  395. [18:14] <MiddleMac> You broke the dice, Silver."
  396. [18:14] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 for kek
  397. [18:14] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  398. [18:14] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  399. [18:14] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [Stop guys, don't tell him, it'd be more entertaining
  400. [18:14] <Silver_Tongue> "If in dead how am I here?"
  401. [18:15] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The door is closed! You can't walk in or do the dinosaur!
  402. [18:15] <Ikea> We're in the kingdom of Kek, it might be your afterlife
  403. [18:15] <Feldspar> "You died earlier when you left. But now you're alive"
  404. [18:15] <Hot_Pot> "You were reanimated."
  405. [18:15] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to resurrect
  406. [18:15] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  407. [18:15] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver is re-resurrected
  408. [18:15] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to UN-KILL SILVER
  409. [18:15] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  410. [18:15] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to open the door, get on the floor, do the dinosaur
  411. [18:15] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  412. [18:15] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The door is closed! You can't just open it!
  413. [18:15] <Ikea> !roll 1d42 to buck the door!
  414. [18:15] <GameServ> 38 == 38
  415. [18:15] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to summon the dead
  416. [18:15] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  417. [18:16] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea bucks the door!
  418. [18:16] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You know what happens?
  419. [18:16] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to become Flying Spaghetti Monster
  420. [18:16] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  421. [18:16] <Hot_Pot> !roll d9001
  422. [18:16] <Feldspar> !roll d50 to hit it with spikes corpse
  423. [18:16] <GameServ> 58 == 58
  424. [18:16] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  425. [18:16] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> FUCKING NOTHING
  426. [18:16] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to STICK IT TO THE MAN AND OPEN THE DOOR ANYWAYS
  427. [18:16] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  428. [18:16] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar hits the door with Spike's corpse
  429. [18:16] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Nothing happens
  430. [18:16] <Silver_Tongue> "Please open door"
  431. [18:16] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The door is just standing there.
  432. [18:16] <Ikea> !roll 1d34 to cast knock!
  433. [18:16] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  434. [18:17] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea casts knock!
  435. [18:17] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea knocks on the door!
  436. [18:17] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Nobody answers!
  437. [18:17] <Feldspar> !roll d38 to seduce the door into opening
  438. [18:17] <GameServ> 34 == 34
  439. [18:17] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to ask the door to open itself.
  440. [18:17] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  441. [18:17] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The door is not sentient.
  442. [18:17] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to knock like a god
  443. [18:17] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  444. [18:17] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver knocks like a god
  445. [18:17] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Nothing happens
  446. [18:17] <Silver_Tongue> "Hmm"
  447. [18:17] <Ikea> !roll 1d99 to understand that there is no door, there is only zuul
  448. [18:17] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  449. [18:18] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [Be more civil fagets]
  450. [18:18] <MiddleMac> 19:16 MiddleMac !roll d20 to STICK IT TO THE MAN AND OPEN THE DOOR ANYWAYS 19:16 GameServ 19 == 19
  451. [18:18] * Silver_Tongue walks around the door
  452. [18:18] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to walk around the door
  453. [18:18] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  454. [18:18] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea rolls so low he is incredibly embarrased
  455. [18:18] <Hot_Pot> !roll 2d210 to give the door weed, in exchange for opening.
  456. [18:18] <GameServ> 88, 14 == 102
  457. [18:18] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Mac sticks it to the man!
  458. [18:18] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Mac gets a hint!
  459. [18:19] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to pull the key out my ass!
  460. [18:19] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  461. [18:19] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The door is not sentient
  462. [18:19] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot fails to find a key
  463. [18:19] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to LOCKPICK!
  464. [18:19] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  465. [18:19] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to pull the door open
  466. [18:19] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  467. [18:19] <Silver_Tongue> Feld rolled a 20 damnit
  468. [18:19] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Mac pulls the door open!
  469. [18:19] <Ikea> !roll 1d 32 to not trying to open the foor — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no door.
  470. [18:19] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  471. [18:20] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The door likes trippy as shit... Do you walk in?
  472. [18:20] == Kaiasha [webchat@76.226.215.134] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
  473. [18:20] <Hot_Pot> [brb]
  474. [18:20] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> !roll 1d20
  475. [18:20] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  476. [18:20] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to dive straight in
  477. [18:20] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  478. [18:20] <Ikea> No i wald through
  479. [18:20] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to walk in fabulously
  480. [18:20] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  481. [18:20] <Ikea> walk* though waltz is equally good
  482. [18:20] * Kaiasha arrives
  483. [18:20] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Middlemac dives in, making a huge fool of herself. The others follow
  484. [18:20] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to see there was never any door at all
  485. [18:20] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  486. [18:20] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Inside you see gold.
  487. [18:21] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Like, gold.
  488. [18:21] * Silver_Tongue eats the gold
  489. [18:21] <Ikea> Like... gold - gold?
  490. [18:21] <Feldspar> Join in kaiasha
  491. [18:21] <MiddleMac> "We must go deeper; everyone knows gold is useless."
  492. [18:21] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Gold floors, golden walls, golden tapestries, even golden coins!
  493. [18:21] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 for how much gold I eat
  494. [18:21] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  495. [18:21] <Feldspar> gold gold?
  496. [18:21] <MiddleMac> "Gotta go for diamonds."
  497. [18:21] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver eats so much gold!
  498. [18:21] * Ikea blows raspberry "fuck gold, damn tryhard"
  499. [18:22] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> The tapestries seem interesting...
  500. [18:22] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to eat a tapestry
  501. [18:22] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  502. [18:22] * Silver_Tongue tries to go to the bathroom
  503. [18:22] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  504. [18:22] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  505. [18:22] <Ikea> !roll 1d20 to attempt to fenh sui the shit out of the drapes
  506. [18:22] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  507. [18:22] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar eats a tapestry! It tastes like gold!
  508. [18:22] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea rearranges the golden stuff despite it being one color!
  509. [18:22] <Silver_Tongue> (I wanna shit a gold brick $
  510. [18:22] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver inspects the tapestry!
  511. [18:22] <Silver_Tongue> )
  512. [18:23] * MiddleMac wants off this wild ride
  513. [18:23] * Silver_Tongue uses the tapestry to wipe
  514. [18:23] <Kaiasha> I'm not sure what is going on
  515. [18:23] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> 'Top Kek'
  516. [18:23] <Feldspar> just go with it, none of us know
  517. [18:23] <Ikea> [Neither are we. Neither is Bob]
  518. [18:23] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Suddenly, you hear a booming voice!
  519. [18:23] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> "WHO DARES TO ENTER MY BATHROOM?
  520. [18:23] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to cuntpunch Bob's fart box
  521. [18:23] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  522. [18:24] <MiddleMac> !roll d57 to aim better faggot
  523. [18:24] <GameServ> 50 == 50
  524. [18:24] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Looking up, you see a creature that is so majestic not even the GM can describe him
  525. [18:24] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to praise kek
  526. [18:24] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  527. [18:24] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Middlemac cuntppunches herself!
  528. [18:24] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to force the gm to attempt
  529. [18:24] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  530. [18:24] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> KEK is pleased with your praise!
  531. [18:24] == Drew_ [webchat@netblock-75-79-161-112.dslextreme.com] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare
  532. [18:24] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to cunt-punch its fartbox
  533. [18:24] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  534. [18:24] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Kek has no fartbox!
  535. [18:24] <Drew_> what did I miss
  536. [18:24] * Silver_Tongue cunt punches Mac
  537. [18:25] <Ikea> We're in Kek's bathroom
  538. [18:25] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  539. [18:25] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  540. [18:25] == Drew_ [webchat@netblock-75-79-161-112.dslextreme.com] has quit [Client Quit]
  541. [18:25] <MiddleMac> !roll d20 to buck silver in the nads
  542. [18:25] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  543. [18:25] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Kek scribbles a joke on the golden floors
  544. [18:25] <Hot_Pot> [back
  545. [18:25] <Feldspar> a lot. Spike's dead, we're in a golden hall
  546. [18:25] * Hot_Pot finally enters the gold chamber.
  547. [18:25] <Ikea> Does he scribble it in gold ink?
  548. [18:25] <Feldspar> !roll d100 to understand the joke in it's entirety
  549. [18:25] <GameServ> 99 == 99
  550. [18:25] == MiddleMac [Mibbit@c-24-23-68-144.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has left #fourcannon-townsquare []
  551. [18:26] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar gets the joke!
  552. [18:26] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> And tells everyone!
  553. [18:26] <Feldspar> "HUEHUEHUEHUE"
  554. [18:26] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar, roll !d4 for power of facehoof
  555. [18:26] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to not get it
  556. [18:26] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  557. [18:26] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to RECIEVE A BREIF OF WHAT'S HAPPENING
  558. [18:26] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  559. [18:26] <Feldspar> !roll d4
  560. [18:26] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  561. [18:26] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> [SHIT HAPPENED
  562. [18:26] <Ikea> !roll d5 to make an innuendo out of it
  563. [18:26] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  564. [18:26] <Hot_Pot> "Tell me what's going on faggots.
  565. [18:26] <Hot_Pot> "
  566. [18:27] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Feldspar facehoofs herself so hard she takes 3 points of damage!
  567. [18:27] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 for massive erection
  568. [18:27] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  569. [18:27] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver has a laughably small erection!
  570. [18:27] <Feldspar> "Hey Guys... It's comedy Gold"
  571. [18:27] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to become overwhelmed with sensations
  572. [18:27] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  573. [18:28] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to get a massive erection
  574. [18:28] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  575. [18:28] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot is overwhelmed with sensations
  576. [18:28] * Hot_Pot WANTS THE D!
  577. [18:28] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Like, really, really overwhelmed.
  578. [18:28] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot wakes up!
  579. [18:28] <Hot_Pot> "HHHhhhhhhnnnnnhhhhgggg..."
  580. [18:28] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Everybody is thrown outside of the vortex
  581. [18:28] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to choke hot for waking us up
  582. [18:28] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  583. [18:29] <Ikea> "Feld, I'm not sure if I want to punch you or make mad love to you for that pun..."
  584. [18:29] <Feldspar> !roll d20 for mad love
  585. [18:29] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  586. [18:29] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> And back into town! Do you decide to have some celebratory drinks at the Inn?
  587. [18:29] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to WANT TE D REALLY BADLY!!
  588. [18:29] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  589. [18:29] <Ikea> !roll 1d20 punching it is
  590. [18:29] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  591. [18:29] <Feldspar> Sure
  592. [18:29] <Silver_Tongue> No
  593. [18:29] <Silver_Tongue> We wanna adventure more
  594. [18:29] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot kinda wants the D!
  595. [18:29] <Ikea> to the ADVENTURE INN!
  596. [18:30] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to give the D
  597. [18:30] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  598. [18:30] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You all except for Silver head to the Inn!
  599. [18:30] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver can't give the D to anyone because he didn't want to go to the Inn!!
  600. [18:30] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> This is important
  601. [18:30] <Hot_Pot> "W-what about me?"
  602. [18:30] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> What drinks do you order?
  603. [18:30] * Silver_Tongue runs to the inn
  604. [18:30] <Feldspar> Is it #fourcannoninn or part of the adventure
  605. [18:31] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> ADVENTURE
  606. [18:31] * Silver_Tongue orders a 4 horseman
  607. [18:31] <Feldspar> RUM
  608. [18:31] <Ikea> I ORDER AN ADVENTURE
  609. [18:31] <Ikea> Or sex on the beach, if they're out
  610. [18:31] <Kaiasha> I just watch and see who gets drunk first
  611. [18:31] * Hot_Pot runs to the ADVENTURE INN!
  612. [18:31] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Ikea orders an adventure! Roll whatever the hell you want!
  613. [18:31] <Ikea> !roll 19d99
  614. [18:31] <GameServ> 83, 65, 16, 22, 17, 81, 13, 37, 6, 78, 5, 92, 42, 13, 28, 92, 50, 67, 83 == 890
  615. [18:31] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20
  616. [18:31] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  617. [18:31] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You hear the ground shake
  618. [18:32] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Everything goes dark for a second
  619. [18:32] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Roll for perception
  620. [18:32] <Hot_Pot> !roll 666d20
  621. [18:32] <GameServ> 20, 8, 14, 2, 9, 18, 17, 16, 13, 2, 12, 16, 6, 10, 11, 16, 3, 18, 15, 13, 1, 15, 10, 12, 10, 9, 14, 19, 11, 5, 9, 20, 13, 8, 18, 5, 1, 16, 2, 13, 3, 7, 13, 20, 8, 15, 19, 19, 17, 3, 7, 17, 6, 16, 3, 7, 10, 5, 11, 18, 6, 15, 8, 13, 16, 17, 20, 19, 1, 15, 4, 4, 14, 3, 12, 3, 11, 8, 16, 20, 9, 2, 15, 4, 2, 7, 1, 3, 17, 17, 8, 18, 3, 12, 6, 19, 6, 7, 20, 7 == 1082
  622. [18:32] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  623. [18:32] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  624. [18:32] <Ikea> !roll 2d10
  625. [18:32] <GameServ> 6, 3 == 9
  626. [18:32] <Hot_Pot> !roll d6 for DICE!
  627. [18:32] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  628. [18:32] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Yer all too drunk to notice much of anything
  629. [18:32] <Silver_Tongue> !roll 99d99
  630. [18:32] <GameServ> 28, 89, 72, 98, 20, 80, 70, 32, 70, 14, 3, 63, 11, 84, 22, 9, 24, 71, 43, 65, 56, 98, 38, 7, 58, 97, 26, 10, 25, 30, 39, 8, 29, 80, 77, 51, 89, 68, 85, 8, 79, 12, 76, 81, 44, 38, 7, 61, 64, 47, 62, 28, 92, 44, 24, 81, 87, 13, 64, 20, 20, 96, 45, 78, 69, 8, 16, 83, 11, 73, 12, 11, 77, 4, 1, 70, 38, 53, 87, 61, 22, 54, 44, 51, 20, 13, 96, 20, 82, 58, 63, 51, 2, 25, 92, 14, 56, 53, 14 == 4714
  631. [18:32] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Except Hot Pot and Silver, that is.
  632. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 99d99
  633. [18:33] <GameServ> 1, 28, 3, 5, 40, 58, 85, 12, 31, 94, 44, 68, 61, 36, 30, 32, 46, 77, 20, 8, 67, 47, 77, 10, 60, 92, 76, 63, 40, 44, 35, 17, 31, 77, 63, 16, 63, 73, 18, 29, 64, 85, 3, 56, 16, 86, 34, 73, 64, 52, 14, 10, 2, 26, 38, 44, 58, 50, 30, 99, 10, 25, 39, 4, 26, 99, 61, 2, 2, 90, 76, 30, 63, 23, 28, 87, 2, 22, 67, 7, 5, 34, 79, 59, 70, 20, 52, 53, 29, 70, 4, 16, 73, 48, 82, 40, 75, 42, 60 == 4355
  634. [18:33] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Hot Pot and Silver, roll 1d1
  635. [18:33] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to give Hot the D
  636. [18:33] <Feldspar> !roll d50 to enter a drunken rage
  637. [18:33] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  638. [18:33] <GameServ> 36 == 36
  639. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  640. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  641. [18:33] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Silver...
  642. [18:33] <Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d1
  643. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  644. [18:33] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> FOOLS
  645. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  646. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  647. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  648. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  649. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  650. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  651. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  652. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  653. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  654. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  655. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  656. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  657. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  658. [18:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  659. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 99d99
  660. [18:33] <GameServ> 47, 58, 42, 7, 39, 23, 72, 72, 80, 90, 2, 9, 16, 3, 61, 30, 34, 36, 19, 97, 36, 35, 94, 84, 30, 8, 26, 51, 37, 55, 3, 57, 23, 95, 67, 83, 76, 44, 56, 21, 33, 49, 38, 74, 33, 80, 30, 4, 22, 27, 24, 93, 95, 17, 18, 40, 25, 66, 73, 56, 60, 87, 39, 72, 70, 2, 87, 21, 29, 18, 23, 73, 10, 89, 22, 73, 7, 43, 57, 45, 14, 96, 12, 28, 34, 45, 5, 80, 33, 84, 12, 42, 73, 12, 25, 4, 4, 39, 50 == 4334
  661. [18:33] <Hot_Pot> !roll 99d99
  662. [18:33] <GameServ> 78, 98, 42, 80, 19, 58, 78, 15, 89, 68, 1, 5, 29, 77, 9, 41, 95, 34, 60, 56, 62, 64, 89, 7, 1, 9, 71, 77, 36, 11, 43, 2, 22, 21, 95, 1, 64, 90, 85, 83, 43, 11, 87, 78, 85, 97, 27, 43, 94, 72, 44, 10, 19, 93, 51, 74, 85, 29, 27, 9, 81, 47, 38, 57, 8, 54, 55, 34, 17, 97, 25, 90, 61, 71, 65, 96, 11, 75, 42, 99, 18, 76, 73, 15, 7, 45, 34, 35, 27, 40, 67, 88, 23, 35, 81, 85, 57, 59, 19 == 5050
  663. [18:33] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> YOU NEVER ROLL A 1D1
  664. [18:33] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
  665. [18:34] <Hot_Pot> !roll 1d1
  666. [18:34] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  667. [18:34] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Boulders fall on everything!
  668. [18:34] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Oh shit!
  669. [18:34] <Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d100+99 for ruse
  670. [18:34] <GameServ> (72) + 99 == 171
  671. [18:34] <Hot_Pot> "I DICED!"
  672. [18:34] <Ikea> Quick! overwhelm him with d1s!
  673. [18:34] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> Everybody roll 10d30
  674. [18:34] <Ikea> !roll 100d1
  675. [18:34] <GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100
  676. [18:34] <Ikea> !roll 100d1
  677. [18:34] <GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100
  678. [18:34] <Ikea> !roll 100d1
  679. [18:34] <GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100
  680. [18:34] <Ikea> !roll 100d1
  681. [18:34] <GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100
  682. [18:34] <Ikea> !roll 100d1
  683. [18:34] <GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100
  684. [18:34] <Feldspar> !roll 10d30
  685. [18:34] <GameServ> 8, 1, 6, 27, 24, 16, 6, 3, 4, 26 == 121
  686. [18:34] <Silver_Tongue> !roll 100d1
  687. [18:34] <GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100
  688. [18:34] <Hot_Pot> 10d30
  689. [18:34] <Hot_Pot> !roll 10d30
  690. [18:34] <GameServ> 27, 21, 16, 14, 8, 3, 19, 14, 3, 26 == 151
  691. [18:34] <Ikea> !roll 10d30
  692. [18:34] <GameServ> 15, 16, 27, 10, 8, 28, 7, 5, 21, 1 == 138
  693. [18:34] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> You all take more than 20 damage and die
  694. [18:34] <Hot_Pot> !roll 999d1
  695. [18:34] <GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100
  696. [18:34] <Silver_Tongue> !roll 10d30
  697. [18:34] <GameServ> 23, 9, 22, 19, 28, 23, 1, 5, 16, 21 == 167
  698. [18:35] <Hot_Pot> !roll d20 to still want the D
  699. [18:35] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  700. [18:35] <Ikea> is the ride over?
  701. [18:35] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to give the D
  702. [18:35] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  703. [18:35] <Feldspar> !roll d20 to respawn
  704. [18:35] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  705. [18:35] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 Errol
  706. [18:35] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  707. [18:35] <Ikea> !roll 1d64 for having an other guy
  708. [18:35] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  709. [18:36] <Silver_Tongue> *reroll
  710. [18:36] <Dr_Bobs_Wild_Ride> This has concluded Dr. Bob's Wild Ride. As evidenced by the recent rolling, you have all sufficiently gone crazy. This was a session that plays you more than you play it. It is the end. GOOD BYE. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.
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