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Tamed Smarty

Jun 3rd, 2012
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  1. >come home from work
  2. >oh fuck
  3. >a fluffy pony herd broke in somehow
  4. >everything is a mess, there's shit everywhere
  5. >a green unicorn fluffy pony comes to the front of the herd
  6. >"Dis our home now! Hooman weave or I give big owchies!"
  7. >Fucking smarty friends.
  8. >"Big ouchies you say? Well then, go ahead. Give me big ouchies."
  9. >Two earth ponies start to get ready to charge, but the smarty holds them back.
  10. >"Smawty fwend magic is good enuf!"
  11. >It's horn to starts to glow a little.
  12. >A small ray of light is fired at your leg.
  13. >You can't feel a thing.
  14. >Smarty friends starts shitting.
  15. >"W...weave dis pwace...dis ours now..."
  16. >"No, I think i'll stay here. Take your herd and leave."
  17. >"Fwends hewp give big huwties to hooman!"
  18. >Several fluffy ponies charge at your leg and start headbutting.
  19. >Wow its fucking nothing.
  20. >You ignore them, and walk over to the smarty.
  21. >You pick him up and bring our your pocket knife.
  22. >You lay him down on a table.
  23. >"Wet smarty fwend go or I give you bad owchies!"
  24. >"Yeah, whatever."
  25. >You start cutting along his stomach.
  26. >"Ow! Nu huwty tummy! Pwease stop! Or I give...b...big owchies!"
  27. >Good thing you have lemon juice and salt on that same table. For some reason.
  28. >You pour some lemon juice on the wounds, and sprinkle some salt.
  29. >"NU MORE OWIES! I GIVE BIG HUWTIES! PWEASE STAWP HUWT!"
  30. >You stick your pocket knife in his anus.
  31. >"NU HUWTY POOPY PWACE! Pw...pwease...no huwty poopie pwace! Hewp! Hewp!"
  32. >He starts shitting everywhere.
  33. >You decide to pour some salted lemon juice into his anus.
  34. >"Pwease stop poopie pwace huwties! Smawty do anything to stawp poopie pwace owchies!"
  35. >"Okay. Stop calling yourself a smarty friend then."
  36. >"Nu! I smawty fwend!"
  37. >"You want pain, you got pain..."
  38. >You get your lighter out.
  39. >You search for his penis, light your lighter, and start burning.
  40. >"NO HUWTY HAPPY PWACE! Need for speciaw huggies! Pwease! Hewp!"
  41. >The herd can do nothing but stand and watch in shock.
  42. >"NU HAPPY PWACE HURTIES! PWEASE! I GOOD FWUFFY!"
  43. >"What was that?"
  44. >"I...I good fwuffy...I no smawty fwend..."
  45. >"That's what I wanted to hear. Now, your herd needs to leave, but you can stay."
  46. >"Realwy? New daddy?"
  47. >"Yes, of course."
  48. >You turn to the herd, and tell them to the leave.
  49. >They're too shocked to even freak out, and leave immediately.
  50. >"Yay daddy!"
  51. >You take your cock and start rubbing it.
  52. >You find his wounded asshole, and stick it in.
  53. >"OW WHY HUWT POOPIE PWACE? I good fwuffy! No smawty fwend! Pwease stawp!"
  54. >"Oh, you're mine now. You do whatever I say. You pleasure me whenever I want. You don't complain. You got that?"
  55. >"Poopie pwace...huwty...pwease...stawp..."
  56. >You thrust even faster.
  57. >Good end.
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