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- >come home from work
- >oh fuck
- >a fluffy pony herd broke in somehow
- >everything is a mess, there's shit everywhere
- >a green unicorn fluffy pony comes to the front of the herd
- >"Dis our home now! Hooman weave or I give big owchies!"
- >Fucking smarty friends.
- >"Big ouchies you say? Well then, go ahead. Give me big ouchies."
- >Two earth ponies start to get ready to charge, but the smarty holds them back.
- >"Smawty fwend magic is good enuf!"
- >It's horn to starts to glow a little.
- >A small ray of light is fired at your leg.
- >You can't feel a thing.
- >Smarty friends starts shitting.
- >"W...weave dis pwace...dis ours now..."
- >"No, I think i'll stay here. Take your herd and leave."
- >"Fwends hewp give big huwties to hooman!"
- >Several fluffy ponies charge at your leg and start headbutting.
- >Wow its fucking nothing.
- >You ignore them, and walk over to the smarty.
- >You pick him up and bring our your pocket knife.
- >You lay him down on a table.
- >"Wet smarty fwend go or I give you bad owchies!"
- >"Yeah, whatever."
- >You start cutting along his stomach.
- >"Ow! Nu huwty tummy! Pwease stop! Or I give...b...big owchies!"
- >Good thing you have lemon juice and salt on that same table. For some reason.
- >You pour some lemon juice on the wounds, and sprinkle some salt.
- >"NU MORE OWIES! I GIVE BIG HUWTIES! PWEASE STAWP HUWT!"
- >You stick your pocket knife in his anus.
- >"NU HUWTY POOPY PWACE! Pw...pwease...no huwty poopie pwace! Hewp! Hewp!"
- >He starts shitting everywhere.
- >You decide to pour some salted lemon juice into his anus.
- >"Pwease stop poopie pwace huwties! Smawty do anything to stawp poopie pwace owchies!"
- >"Okay. Stop calling yourself a smarty friend then."
- >"Nu! I smawty fwend!"
- >"You want pain, you got pain..."
- >You get your lighter out.
- >You search for his penis, light your lighter, and start burning.
- >"NO HUWTY HAPPY PWACE! Need for speciaw huggies! Pwease! Hewp!"
- >The herd can do nothing but stand and watch in shock.
- >"NU HAPPY PWACE HURTIES! PWEASE! I GOOD FWUFFY!"
- >"What was that?"
- >"I...I good fwuffy...I no smawty fwend..."
- >"That's what I wanted to hear. Now, your herd needs to leave, but you can stay."
- >"Realwy? New daddy?"
- >"Yes, of course."
- >You turn to the herd, and tell them to the leave.
- >They're too shocked to even freak out, and leave immediately.
- >"Yay daddy!"
- >You take your cock and start rubbing it.
- >You find his wounded asshole, and stick it in.
- >"OW WHY HUWT POOPIE PWACE? I good fwuffy! No smawty fwend! Pwease stawp!"
- >"Oh, you're mine now. You do whatever I say. You pleasure me whenever I want. You don't complain. You got that?"
- >"Poopie pwace...huwty...pwease...stawp..."
- >You thrust even faster.
- >Good end.
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