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- >"Oh, good morning,Anon!" Sunset Shimmer smiles as she walks beside you.
- "Mornin' Sunny," you mutter.
- >"Why the long face,Anon?"
- "Huh? I-ah...I'm just a bit burned out,I guess," you breathe out. "I swear I'll flip out if I see another math problem again."
- >"I can help you study if you like," she offers.
- "Nah s'okay," you smile. "Thanks for the offer,though."
- >"I insist! I promise you'll be a math ace in no time!" She assures you.
- "I can't afford to pay for the tutorial,Sunny."
- >"Well...you can still pay me in kind,though," she offers.
- That stops you in your tracks and you look at her nervously. "In...kind?"
- >"Wait a sec," she says as she grabs something from her bag. "We need an extra hand at the animal shelter so..work one saturday for a week of me tutoring you in math. Deal?"
- "Sounds good. Starts this saturday?" You ask.
- >"Uh-uh. I'll wait for you this Saturday, then?"
- >"Hey,hey,heeeeeeeeey! Wassup Casanova?"
- "Mornin' Brad," you greet your friend.
- >"So..you gonna tell me about your new barbie doll?"
- You give him a confused look. "Brad, sometimes you just weird me the fuck out."
- >"Whatever,man. So, who is she?"
- "Who?"
- >"You know, that gal you were talking to a few minutes ago," he explains.
- "Oh,her?"
- >"Yeah,her. Damn son, she got the curves in the right places!" He quips as he traces an imaginary female body.
- "Nah. She's pretty uptight."
- >"I heard that the reserved ones are the complete animals in bed," Brad laughs as he nudges your arm.
- "I doubt it. Too christian, that girl." You conclude.
- >"Naw,man! That Sunrise-"
- "Sunset,Brad." You correct him.
- >He snorts and gives you an annoyed look. "Yeah,whatever..that Sunset gal needs a good dicking I mean, she's missing out on the most wonderful thing in this world!"
- You just cluck and shake your head in mock disappointment. "You are one horny bastard,Brad. I bet you'd fuck anything that moves if you were given a chance."
- >"Like hell I would!" He laughs hard at that and roughly pats your back. "I still betcha you can't make her lift up her skirt,though."
- "I can if I try. Thank god I'm not as horny as you."
- >"I'd give you 500 bits if you manage to convince her to get dicked," he sneers.
- "I told ya,mang. She's too uptight," you explain. "And besides, since when did you have more than a hundred bits?"
- >"I have my ways,bro," he assures you.
- "Bullshit."
- >"Okay,okay! So I did some odd jobs for an old guy and he gave me a couple of old trading cards as payment. Turns out they were worth a thousand bucks," he makes his point as he hefts a big bag of bits. "Convinced now?"
- "How long would the bet be?" You inquire.
- >"You got all the time of the world,pal!" He laughs as he puts his bits back in his bag. "As if you can really do it.
- " Don't test a man especially if money is involved," you warn. "And besides, I need a new clutch plate."
- >"So,deal?"
- "That 500 bits is as good as mine."
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