Nothing But the Vidya

[Parody of "Nothing But the Music" from Arthur It's Only Rock and Roll]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsNCIqzl0rA]

[Request in the event someone makes a video: when the crowd is looking kinda pissed towards the beginning,
please insert a depressed looking Super Bunnyhop]

We see the grizzled boys, we see the airquote "girls"
Climbing their way up the charts
We see the E3 shows
Where all the life-sized memes
Tell lies and break all your hearts
[Optional: insert a Todd Howard quote or yell "JUST FUCKING BUY IT"]

Well no pageviews for them,
And no fishing for (You)'s
I think we all can agree

That when it comes to games
And when it comes to play
The dust is settled,
We can finally see!
(See WE)

Don't want nothing but the vidya!
Don't need the two one sixty P!
Don't want nothing but the vidya!
Mustard or peasant,
The vidya is all I need!

[Kojima]
Yeahr yeahr yeahr yeahr
Yeahr, once upon a time,
Turned on myur VCR
Popped in Escape From New York
(Popped in Escape From New York)

[John Romero]
And all at once I made
Everybody my bitch
Too bad the game barely worked
(Suck it down)

[Kamiya]
Making Devil May Cry
Or having twitter fights
Just know you gotta be you
(Just know you gotta be you)

No matter what you play
We're here for vidya games
And we're just here
To let the gameplay shine through!
(For you)

Don't want nothing but the vidya!
(KEK)
Don't need no shilling magazine!
(LOL "magazine")
Don't want nothing but the vidya!
I'm getting off /v/ now
The vidya is all I need
(Kek, yeah)

Don't want nothing but the vidya
Don't need some hipster indie scene
(Hipster indie scene)
Don't want nothing but the vidya!
I'm closing Firefox,
The vidya is all I need!
(Kek, yeah)

Nothing but the vidya!
(The vidya, the vidya, the vidya)
Nothing but the vidya!
(The vidya, the vidya, the vidya)
Nothing but the vidya!