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- >Be Anon
- >Have a tall glass of iced tea in one hand.
- >A good book in the other.
- >Reclined in your favorite chair.
- >No crazy horses in magic horse land to bother you.
- >Maximum comfy.
- >That is, until a loud pop kills the comfortable silence.
- >The acrid smell of ozone tells you exactly who you have to blame without looking.
- >"Anon, it's an emergency!"
- >You sigh
- "What is it, Twilight?"
- >"Sugarcube Corner is being haunted by a malevolent spirit!"
- "And what does that have anything to do with me?"
- >"You told me you were a world renowned exorcist on your world. You're the only one who can help!"
- >You did?
- >Probably some bullshit you made up to get you laid.
- >You don't know why you thought it would work.
- "Can't you just use your magic to blast it away?"
- >"I tried, but none of my spells worked! I think it's actually feeding on my magic."
- "Sounds more like a personal problem to me."
- >"Anonymous!"
- "Alright, alright! I'll fucking do it. Christ."
- >Twilight sighs in relief.
- >"Good. Gather what you need and I'll teleport us there."
- >Setting your book and tea aside you move to stand by Twilight.
- "I have all I need."
- >Twilight quirks an eyebrow but shrugs it off.
- >With a snap you're both transported from your house to Sugarcube Corner.
- >The first thing you notice is the screaming.
- >Then the furniture and ponies flying around.
- >Without wings.
- >It was like a maelstrom in here.
- >Ponies spun through the air around you, trying to dodge the furniture and each other.
- >You catch a glimpse of the Cakes, the twins clutched protectively between them.
- >”Weeeee!”
- >That sounds like-
- >"Hiya Nonny!"
- >A pink blur crosses in front of you.
- >"Bye Nonny!"
- >Yep.
- >Evil cackling serves as the backdrop to the whole scene.
- "Oh yeah, we definitely have a ghost here."
- >"Do you think you can exorcise it?"
- "Sure, just cover me. Don't want to be clocked in the head by something."
- >She nods, her horn glowing at the ready.
- >You step toward the middle of the room.
- "Yo spooky!"
- >The laughing dies down as the specter finally notices the two of you.
- >"The little pony princess is back! Are you going to try another spell?
- >You get the sudden feeling of being watched.
- >"Hmm, I've never seen a creature like you before. You a friend of the little pony?" The voice asks mockingly.
- >You shrug.
- "I guess."
- >"You guess?"
- "Anyway, it's time for you to leave."
- >The room reverberates with its laughter.
- >"Really, and I suppose you're going to make me?"
- >You cross your arms and stick out your chin.
- "If I have to."
- >The ghost grows arrogant.
- >"I sense no magic within you. Even the little pony's spells couldn't banish me! What could you possibly-"
- *ziiiiip*
- >The ghost shuts up at the ominous sound.
- >Even the flying ponies cease their screaming at the sight before them.
- >Thankfully, Mrs. Cake covers the twins' eyes.
- >You didn't want to go to jail for that again.
- >"Hi 'lil Nonny!"
- >There she goes again.
- >"Bye 'lil Nonny!"
- >Without further ado, you start to stroke your dick to full length.
- >"Anon, what are you doing?!
- >Oh Twilight's back.
- "Getting my tool ready."
- >Her eyes narrow in disbelief.
- >"This is how you exorcise ghosts? With your penis?!"
- "You make it sound so silly."
- >"It is!"
- >The ghost lets out an awkward laugh.
- >"Is this some kind of joke, mortal?"
- "No joke, but if you don't want me to really get started, I suggest you leave."
- >"I'm not leaving just because you jack off!"
- "Okay, but I warned you."
- >You close your eyes and begin one of your favorite fantasies.
- >Your strokes begin to increase in pace.
- >Pre-cum starts to leak from the tip, filling the room with the sounds of your fapping.
- >Some ponies start to look away in disgust, others too shocked to.
- >You let out a little moan at your ministrations.
- >"Stop that! I won't let you make a mockery of me!"
- >A chair rockets toward you.
- >Fortunately, Twilight regains enough of her senses to send it safely careening into a wall.
- >You start to alternate your hand motions, sometimes stimulating just the head or the whole shaft.
- >A table moves toward you only to be redirected as well.
- >"Quit it!"
- >You open one eye.
- "Are you going to leave?"
- >"O-of course not!"
- >This was a persistent ghost.
- >You're going to need two hands for this.
- >Pumping your shaft with your left hand, you bring your right to massage your balls.
- >For the next couple of minutes, you continue to beat your meat while the ghost tries to assault you unsuccessfully.
- >"D-damn you! Stop that this...instant!"
- >The ponies through the room start to slow as the ghost got even more distracted.
- >Its objections become weaker and weaker, practically begging you to stop.
- >"N-noo...please...stop."
- "Nope."
- >Finally you feel yourself reach your peak.
- >With a grunt, you release your seed.
- >As your baby batter splatters to the ground, the building shudders with a groan
- >Everything comes to a halt, leaving the room in silence.
- >You stand there panting as your tool cools down.
- >Once you catch your breath you place your fists on your hips.
- "So, you gonna leave? Or do I have to go for round 2?
- >Your dick twitches threateningly.
- >The bakery shudders once again.
- >"F-fine! I...I didn't want to haunt this dump anyway!"
- >Immediately all the levitating objects and ponies come crashing to the ground.
- >Pinkie pops up from the pile of ponies.
- >"That was fun! Do it again!"
- >You stay still for a few seconds to make sure the specter was truly gone.
- >Satisfied, you zip up back your pants.
- >You look down to consider the mess you left.
- >Eh, someone will clean that up.
- >You glance to your side to see Twilight gaping at you.
- >"That...actually worked."
- >You scoff.
- "Course it did."
- >"But...how?!"
- "Silly Twilight."
- >Chuckling, you pat her head in pity while stealthily wiping your fingers of any cum.
- "Everyone knows no one can handle the hot monkey dick."
- >Twilight looks even more confused.
- >Oh well, you have far more important matters to deal with.
- >You leave the chaos of the bakery behind you and make your way back to your humble abode.
- >A quick trip to the bathroom and you're back sitting comfortably in your recliner.
- >Opening your book to where you left off, you reach for your tea on the table.
- >Suddenly, it slides off the table and shatters into pieces on the floor.
- >You stare blankly at your spilled nectar as a familiar voice speaks.
- >"B-boo..."
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