Jump 4: Crypt of the Necrodancer
1700/1700(Dance, Dance Revolution +600, Blood Thirsty Monsters +100)
Bard(100)

Perk:  Phat Beats(0), Master of the Funk(300), Coral Keytar(200), Rhythm Dance(600), Conga Crown(400)
Companion:
Cadence(100)

>What the
>Is.
>This a dungeon or a disco?!
>...Fuck it, so I have to get to the bottom of the this place?
>Let's boogie!
>...oh shit we're actually boogieing.
>...Hahahahah
>HAHAHAHAH
>Son
>I've been dancing for the last 10 years, i am trained. I have done it every minute of every day for a decade, practicing and pumping  my stuff
>I have the stamina, flair and magical prowess to keep going for hours
>can you say the same of yourselves
>Necrodancer...
>I'm going to show you who's the hippest in town, bitch!
>Hah, nobody can outmatch 20 years of sick moves, son. I got magic special effects
and trainign like you've never seen!
>Looks like I'm not alone! Hey there little lady
>You're stuck here too, huh..? It's kinda rough.
>...
>May I have this dance?

Welp, now my super bullshit dumb combo is initiated.
Time to see how many different style and dancing perks I can stack, then use a retained DDR to try and groove my way out of any situation
at the very least I got exactly what I wanted out of this jump
The Konga Crown is gonna be some fly duds and the strength boost is always nice, though probably will get outdated quickly.
Style like this never gets outdated, though.
So if I can just find more places where I get uber good dancing skills that'd be great. Seems like a rare ability though, unless I count the kinda cheese I'd pull with going to a dnd jump with unreal charisma(a la Fallen London's social tree) and just pour points into Perform(Dance)

which is a PLAN.
Not sure how good of a plan it is
but it's a plan