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- Please be in London
- NOTE: This has ended up being way more complicated than I expected. In fact I'm 75% sure it can't be done.
- Based on: No Place Like London - Sweeney Todd (stage version)
- Singers required:
- >Oldfag
- >Newfag
- >Femanon
- Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxKl8wbqdJg + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDLMAn684eg (Alternatively https://youtu.be/zeeE9gCt_Zo?t=273 which contains the spoken parts)
- Instrumental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rK7Bl4Woho
- Newfag:
- I have trolled the boards
- Seen their butthurt
- Then I saw a post
- Claiming that it was a girl
- I said please be in London!
- Posting memes again
- If she posts tits maybe she'll be my girlfriend
- Together - Newfag: I said please be in London!
- Together - Oldfag: You said please be in London
- Newfag (Spoken): Anonymous?
- Oldfag:
- You are new...
- You haven't trolled the boards...
- You will learn.
- (spoken) So, newfag. I want you to understand how things used to be,
- before you ruined everything and killed this beautiful board for all of us.
- Femanon:
- Tits! Tits!
- I am going to show tits!
- If you visit my twitch stream...
- (spoken) Come on, anon, come on
- How would you like a little cleavage?
- A little squish squish
- A small window of gameplay?
- Wouldn't you like to gank my top lane?
- Looks to me, there
- Like you've got something to say
- Tits! Tits!
- I am going to show tits!
- Don't you want to see them-
- Hey, don't I know you, anon?
- Oldfag (spoken, angry): Why are you spamming your shit here! Get the fuck out cunt!
- Femanon:
- Don't you want a little bit of lewd?
- We go bounce bounce-
- Oldfag (spoken, angry): I said get the fuck out!
- Femanon:
- Hehehehehe
- Tits! Tits!
- I am going to post tits!
- Newfag: Honestly anon, there's no need to sperg out, there are plenty of girls here.
- Maybe if you'd accept that you'd get yourself a girlfriend.
- Oldfag (spoken):
- I don't mean to shitpost, newfag
- But I feel it should be said
- This board has been my home
- Now it's all faggots, everywhere. Like you.
- Newfag (spoken): Well I'm not a faggot
- Oldfag (spoken): Fuck off, newfag
- Newfag (spoken): But anon, before you go -
- Oldfag (spoken): What now?
- Newfag (spoken): I know that you've been here longer than me but I don't see how that makes a difference. You were a newfag once too, you know. Maybe you should respect us a bit more, it's not like we've done anything wrong...
- Oldfag: No!
- There's a meme on the site and you know of it
- You spout it out so you can feel you fit
- A post claims it's a girl and that she'll show tits
- And you say "please be in London"
- You don't understand all the words you spew
- All your dumb faggot friends underaged and new
- Turning boards into dumb meme-fests
- I too have trolled the boards and seen their butthurt,
- Newfags see a post that's claiming they're a qt girl
- They say please be in London!
- There was a vidya board called /v/
- And it was cynical...
- A stupid vidya board called /v/
- It really meant a lot to me
- And it was cynical
- And it was full of wit
- And I was... naive.
- There was another group who saw
- That it was cynical...
- A group of faggots from a site
- Who didn't understand our spite
- They didn't want to know our dreams
- They wanted shitposting and memes
- And they would win.
- So memed
- So spammed
- So wrecked
- And oh, so cynical
- Newfag (spoken): The board, is it still the same?
- Oldfag:
- Oh, it's been many years a shell...
- I doubt that they remember well...
- (spoken)
- I'd like to say fuck you, newfags.
- If you hadn't come here,
- The board would have still been great.
- Newfag (spoken): Will I see you again?
- Oldfag (spoken):
- You might find me, if you like, on cuckchan... Just kidding, fuck those guys.
- Oldfag:
- There's a meme on the site and you know of it
- You spout it out 'cause you're a dumb fat shit
- A post claims it's a girl and that she'll show tits...
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