How to Make a Candy Cane Confectionery Container Pipe

.:/How to Make a Candy Cane Confectionery Container Pipe\:.

By Andrew Defrederico

This is a very easy to make pipe when you aren't able to have an actual pipe. If you got a candy cane confectionery container that you got for Christmas and want to make this pipe, then follow the below steps.

Things you'll need:

A candy cane confectionery container.
Some tinfoil.
A very pointy object, such as a sewing needle or pin.
A knife or sharp pointy scissors.

You're probably trying to imagine a candy cane confectionery container and what it looks like if you don't know what I'm talking about. A candy cane confectionery container is a plastic container shaped like a candy cane filled with a confectionery (candy), usually Smarties or chocolate covered almonds or some shit. You can find these at Walmart or the Dollar store during Christmas time.

OK, now I'm going to tell you how to do this shit.

Take off the lid (the hook of the cane) and empty out the candy.
Gobble up the candy or save it, I'll explain later why you should save it.
Grab the scissors or knife. And don't use a fucking butter knife, you fucking dumbass. I used sharp pointy scissors for cutting hair and shit. Stab a hole (make sure not to stab all the way out the other side!) about an inch or inch and a half from the bottom of the container. You can cut off the entire hole, or leave one side of the hole uncut, so that there is a flap. I'll explain at the end why it's best to make a flap. Make the hole a good size, not too big and not too small. Remember that the pipe is cylindrical, so you should know what I mean when it's not good to make it too big or small, has to be a good size.  See the below ASCII picture for what it should look like.
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|<--Bottom _____                                                          <--Where lid goes on / hole for sucking
|         |     |<--Hole for bowl
|         |_____|
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Now that you made the hole for the bowl, you will need to get some tinfoil.
I however, did not use sheet tinfoil, I used the tinfoil cover from a Tetley tea container. You can also use one of those mini applesauce containers' tinfoil lids. But if you decide to use an applesauce container's tinfoil lid, make sure the side with the ink is opposite the side you put your smoking blend in. You don't want to be breathing in ink vapors.
I'll use the tinfoil lid as my example.

Take the tinfoil lid and trim it up as need be to make it fit into the bowl. Make sure not to trim it up too much! Take your thumb or index finger and press it into the middle of the lid and press down and shape it up to make it fit into the hole about half way. If you make the bowl pressed up against the bottom of the inside, it will be harder for the smoke to travel through the pipe. If that happens, stretch outwards the tinfoil from the middle and try again. If done correctly, the bowl will fit into the hole and be about half way or 3/4 to the other side of the cylinder. Trim up the bowl with scissors and if you want to (I didn't), make a flap on the bowl so that it will be easier to take out.

Now, that the bowl fits, take a pin or something else that is pointy and poke several small to medium sized holes into the bottom of the bowl for the smoke to travel into the pipe.

Now, put some weed into the bowl or whatever you want. Tilt the pipe to the side, just a bit and light that bitch up and start breathing threw the sucking hole.

Now, I'll explain what I said above about making a flap on the pipe. If you have nosy parents or whoever and you want to smoke without them knowing, you should've made a flap on the hole for the bowl. When you're finished smoking, take the bowl and put it behind a book on the shelf or in a drawer or somewhere where they won't find it. Take a piece of clear tape (tape usually used for paper) and tape over the flap. Take the candy and fill up the container and put the lid back on. They won't have a fucking clue when they look at it!

And there you go, niggas! There's your candy candy confectionery container pipe.

Enjoy!  :)