Souda invited you to his garage for the week.  You're not really sure why he wants you there for the whole week, but there might be cool robots so... You guess it's worth checking out.

You and your other classmates arrive at the door to the workshop.  You stand in admiration of the sheer size of the place for a few moments before entering.  As you walk in, something doesn't seem quite right.  You can hear the click-click of a ratchet in another room, and the whirring of motors in another, but there's something else, something you can't quite place.

The door slams shut behind you.  Someone goes to try and open it, but ((Nancy Drew voice:)) it's locked.  You all turn and face each other, each face a mask of confusion and disbelief.  The sound of the ratchet stops suddenly, and out from the first door to the left comes...

A skeleton?  Wearing Souda's yellow jumper?

"En guarde, fuckboy!" He shouts, grinning as only a skeleton can.  "Welcome to the Skeleton War! I'm Colonel Souda, and you are all my trainees!  Good luck surviving the Skeleton War!"