ZeroShot version 002

[19:48]	<UNOwen>	�
[19:48]	<UNOwen>	INDEED!
[19:49]	<UNOwen>	Just when you couldn�t care less about pointless things, Owen decides to waste more of your precious time by drawing your attention to meaningless words! From the futureless adventures of many days ago comes a new meaningless adventure with more structure but less meaning!
[19:49]	<UNOwen>	Maids are now on a beach for no adequately explained reason. What will you do about it?
[19:49]	<UNOwen>	This is yet another ZERO-SHOT! The Maids game that is going nowhere fast, and it�s important for you to know that!
[19:49]	<UNOwen>	�
[19:49]	<Orange>	Oh.. Mr.Owen.
[19:49]	<Orange>	What's with the squares?
[19:49]	<Orange>	I like them and all... but..
[19:50]	* [Owen]Trisha	looks around for that fool Owen. He is nowhere to be found.
[19:50]	<Maryn>	Oh bye Orange~ See you soon.
[19:51]	* [Owen]Trisha	notices a Maryn.
[19:51]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Ey."
[19:51]	<Maryn>	Oh? Who's this?
[19:51]	* Maryn	takes a closer look
[19:52]	<Maryn>	Where did Owen go to?
[19:52]	* [Owen]Trisha	is a maid from a game Kiri declared dead some time ago. Her face in indescribable right now because Owen needs to upload the old sheet onto Tinypic. She seems to be serious, but not very much so.
[19:52]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Hell if I know. Different world, maybe. Not my problem right now."
[19:53]	<Maryn>	Fine with me. Uhm...
[19:54]	<Maryn>	What's your name missie/
[19:54]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Why should you care?"
[19:54]	* [Owen]Trisha	gives her a no-nonsense glare.
[19:55]	<Maryn>	Because if we are to get along and not rip each other's throat out because of minor miscommunication.
[19:55]	* [Owen]Trisha	shrugs, and hands this Maryn her resume.
[19:55]	<[Owen]Trisha>	http://i47.tinypic.com/30rpj5w.jpg
[19:56]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Trisha Taye. Call me Trish and I WILL make you regret doing so."
[19:56]	<Maryn>	Well, Hello Trisha, I take it my words made some effect on you then?
[19:56]	* Maryn	smirks.
[19:56]	<Maryn>	Try me girl.
[19:57]	<Elle>	Human's technology are no match to the power of the god!
[19:57]	* Elle	spins her halberd and pierce the ground.
[19:57]	* [Owen]Trisha	readjusts the strap of the machine gun on her back as if to make a point, then looks at the newcomer.
[19:57]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"...the hell'd you come from, girl?"
[19:58]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"The ocean?"
[19:58]	* [Owen]Trisha	looks out to sea. It's possible; she wasn't paying much attention to the seaward side after all.
[19:58]	<Elle>	Obviously. Heaven! I never thought you would be so stupid as to not able to see my glorious wings of light!
[19:58]	* Elle	spreads the wing. Tiny one, of course. but still a wing.
[19:58]	<Maryn>	A gun huh?
[19:58]	<Maryn>	I'm not impressed.
[19:59]	* [Owen]Trisha	walks up and looks closely at the wing.
[19:59]	* Maryn	shrugs
[19:59]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Fair enough, kid."
[20:00]	<Maryn>	Should I feel like it, you would have been dead twice now.
[20:00]	* [Owen]Trisha	glances over her shoulder at Maryn.
[20:00]	<Elle>	Threaten to kill each other now, are we? Such a barbaric method!
[20:00]	<Elle>	As long as I'm here, the rules are absolute!
[20:00]	<Maryn>	Oh no, you silly girl. This is just a normal greeting.
[20:01]	* Elle	try to look threatening with her giant halberd.
[20:01]	<Maryn>	Isn't that right Trisha?
[20:01]	* [Owen]Trisha	goes :|
[20:01]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"I don't need to justify my weapon to you, girl. I use this to get stuff done, not make points."
[20:01]	<Maryn>	Sure, keep talking high and mighty like that and we will get something done.
[20:03]	* [Owen]Trisha	ignores the fool, and focuses on the childish messenger of god instead.
[20:03]	<Maryn>	So. What's your name girl?
[20:03]	* Dune	just appears onto the beach, distant yet still in sight.
[20:04]	* Maryn	takes her attention to this newcomer.
[20:04]	<Elle>	I'm Elle! I come to deliver the divine punishment for those who dare to defy god.
[20:04]	<Maryn>	God?
[20:04]	* Maryn	smirks.
[20:04]	<Elle>	Yes god.
[20:04]	* [Owen]Trisha	decides not to worry about these girls right now. She returns over there to a large beach blanket and sets her gun down.
[20:04]	* Elle	nods. Serious.
[20:04]	<Elle>	so... is there any heretics around?
[20:04]	<Maryn>	Well then enough jabbering, tea you two?
[20:05]	<Elle>	Ah. yes please.
[20:05]	* Dune	notes their apparent status of maids, and is taken aback. Not to mention the weaponry and apparent ecstatic evangelicism on that one's part...
[20:05]	* Elle	sit down, dematerialize her weapons.
[20:05]	<Dune>	... huh, wow.
[20:05]	* [Owen]Trisha	came here to have a good time, not argue! She sets up her beach umbrella and folding lounge chair.
[20:05]	* Elle	is sitting on the sandy dune somehow!
[20:05]	<Maryn>	Well then Trisa, are you too good for Tea too?
[20:06]	* Dune	notices all of a sudden that he's on the ground with a maid sitting on his stomach!
[20:06]	<Dune>	Wha?
[20:06]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Hate the stuff. Coffee, but you won't make it as good as she will anyways."
[20:06]	* Dune	( only my shoes were a little sandy... )
[20:06]	<Maryn>	Coffee? Hah.
[20:06]	<Maryn>	Why not.
[20:06]	<Elle>	Eh? why did the dune moves?
[20:07]	<Maryn>	...because..
[20:07]	* Elle	is now astonished!
[20:07]	* Dune	waves once at the baffled girl.
[20:07]	<Elle>	The dune waves at me!
[20:07]	<Dune>	uh, I don't know how you sat on me, but i'd like it if you got off of me...
[20:07]	<Maryn>	That's.. a person Miss Elle.
[20:07]	<Elle>	oh well. that's to be expected. We're at the beach anyway. There's the sandy dune and there's waves.
[20:08]	* Elle	rolls on teh doon.
[20:09]	* Maryn	prepares hot nice coffee for this girl and then Tea for Elle.
[20:09]	* Dune	lies in still, awkward silence for a moment longe-
[20:09]	<Maryn>	Mister... uhm... you want something?
[20:09]	<Dune>	what are you doing...?
[20:09]	* Maryn	looks down at this person.
[20:09]	* Dune	's breath sounds a tad restricted, with an entire other person on top of his chest.
[20:09]	<Elle>	playing with the sand, of course! Are you mocking the divine wisdom of the god's messenger?!
[20:10]	* Maryn	sighs.
[20:10]	* Dune	continues arguing with the maid.
[20:10]	* Maryn	walks over and sets her coffeee next to Trisha.
[20:10]	<Maryn>	Your coffee.
[20:10]	<Dune>	I'm not sand, i'm a person...
[20:10]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Thanks."
[20:10]	<Elle>	Lies and slanders! Dune is made of sand! At least god told me so.
[20:11]	<Maryn>	Hearing thanks from you... sounds weird.
[20:11]	* [Owen]Trisha	changes into a bathing suit on the blanket while her coffee cools a little. Not enough people here to care about decency anyways, plus it really is fun to be a tease sometimes~
[20:11]	* Dune	suddenly poofs back out of this existence, leaving only vacuum behind him!
[20:11]	<Elle>	!!
[20:11]	* Maryn	chuckles.
[20:12]	<Maryn>	I think we'll get along just fine Trisha.
[20:12]	* Maryn	was in bathing suit all along. Muhahaha
[20:12]	<Elle>	There's no sandy dune anymore!
[20:12]	<Elle>	Strange! This must be the work of the heretics!
[20:13]	* [Owen]Trisha	looks over her shoulder as she snaps her top on.
[20:13]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"...eh?"
[20:13]	<Maryn>	Yes..
[20:13]	* Maryn	turns to Elle.
[20:13]	<Maryn>	Go smite them with your divine powers.
[20:13]	<Elle>	smite who?
[20:13]	<Maryn>	The heretics.
[20:13]	* Elle	ready her halberd.
[20:13]	<Elle>	You?
[20:14]	<Maryn>	If I was a heretic, which I should be, I would do nothing about it.
[20:14]	<Elle>	eh?... wh-why?
[20:14]	<Maryn>	I don't believe in this so called god, but I'm not going to infringe on anyone who dares believe in that.
[20:14]	<Maryn>	Whatever, I wanna get acquainted with miss serious here more..
[20:15]	* [Owen]Trisha	sighs. Best not to encourage them for now. She flips open a pair of sunglasses and stretches out on her lounge chair, sipping her coffee.
[20:15]	<Maryn>	How's the coffee?
[20:15]	<Elle>	You don't believe in the allfather!? Are you serious? Such heresy!
[20:15]	* Maryn	just kinda ignores Elle casually.
[20:15]	* [Owen]Trisha	peeks an eye out of the glasses.
[20:15]	* Elle	keep getting pissy for a while.
[20:15]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Mediocre. I said thanks, though, so yeah."
[20:16]	<Maryn>	I hope you enjoy your potassium cyanide then.
[20:16]	<Elle>	Oh right! I can't get any attention from you guys if I'm not in uniform? fine!
[20:17]	* Maryn	is wearing...this.
[20:17]	* Elle	transform from 'battlemaiden' outfit into school swimsuit.
[20:17]	<Elle>	There! I'm in the uniform appropriate to the establishment now!
[20:17]	* [Owen]Trisha	shrugs. Meh, if it's poison, who cares. Who wants to live forever?
[20:17]	* [Owen]Trisha	perks her head up to look at Elle.
[20:18]	<Maryn>	Tch.
[20:18]	<Maryn>	You're no fun.
[20:18]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Now we're talking, kid. Just cut the crap now and you'll be fine."
[20:18]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"We're at a beach! Take it easy! God knows I'm trying to..."
[20:18]	<Maryn>	Gonna die young I tell ya.
[20:19]	<Maryn>	Not with that attitude.
[20:19]	<Maryn>	You're still way too uptight~
[20:19]	<Elle>	So you're also the messenger of god?! Oh boy!
[20:19]	* Elle	run over to Trish.
[20:19]	<Elle>	Hey hey hey! What's your number? which branch? Far east? Europe?
[20:19]	<Elle>	Where's your wing? Where's your divine weapons?
[20:20]	* Elle	wingflaps.
[20:20]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Hey now, chill, girl. I said take it easy."
[20:20]	<Maryn>	Sit down and drink your tea girl, before it gets cold.
[20:20]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"I don't have to be no messenger of heaven for God to see me."
[20:21]	<Elle>	Okaaaaaay.
[20:21]	<Maryn>	Now.. Lemme give ya a massage to help ya.. relax a little.
[20:21]	* Elle	sit in an appropriate manner and drinks her tea like a true lady would.
[20:22]	* Maryn	takes her hands and places each one her Trish's shoulders.
[20:22]	<Maryn>	Relax and be in a joyful mood already.
[20:23]	* [Owen]Trisha	sighs.
[20:24]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"I said I'm relaxing. Not being joyful, girl."
[20:24]	<Maryn>	Doesn't seem like it.
[20:24]	<Elle>	I'm finished with my tea. Thanks. It was utterly horrible.
[20:24]	* Elle	bows.
[20:24]	<Maryn>	You're welcomed.
[20:25]	* Maryn	chuckes a small teacup at Elle.
[20:25]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Then go ahead and massage me; maybe it'll help."
[20:26]	<Maryn>	Never thought you'd ask.
[20:26]	* Elle	take it in the face like a true lady.
[20:26]	<Elle>	Ow!
[20:26]	* Maryn	glares at Elle before working on Trisha's shoulder.
[20:26]	<Maryn>	Yknow.. Elle. You're SUPPOSED to dodge that.
[20:26]	* Maryn	sighs.
[20:27]	<Elle>	How dare you harming the magnificent angel from the heavenly throne?! Doom shall befall ye!
[20:28]	<Maryn>	Now~ How's it feel Trisha~?
[20:28]	* [Owen]Trisha	groans as Maryn works at her shoulder. Gah, so tense after staying up all those nights...
[20:28]	* Maryn	carefulyl kneads, working out the tight spots.
[20:28]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Nnnnmmmmmhhhh...gah, I need to get out more~"
[20:29]	<Maryn>	That's the girl I'm looking for!
[20:29]	* Maryn	grins.
[20:29]	<Elle>	I mean, I'm really going to pass divine judgement on you, insolent fool! Cower before me and ask for the mercy of god! I'm really gonna do it!
[20:29]	<Maryn>	Sure. Sure you will Elle. There's Icecream and cold drinks in the cooler over there Elle.
[20:30]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Elle, I thought I told you to-ngggh, there, keep it there!-to take it easy~"
[20:30]	<Elle>	Oh? Icecream? nice!
[20:30]	* Elle	trots over to the cooler.
[20:31]	<Maryn>	hmhmmm? So why are ya so strict all the time? Can't be good for the health yknow.
[20:31]	<Elle>	waah~! So this is the 'ICE-CREAM' ?
[20:31]	<Elle>	it looks so.... cool. And rod-like. Like Jormungand's wang!
[20:32]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Geh, it's because I'm in the mob. Obviously. If you had to put up with that every day you'd be strict too."
[20:32]	<Maryn>	Well this isn't the mob, this is the beach.
[20:32]	* [Owen]Trisha	smirks.
[20:32]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Hence the relaxation, girl~"
[20:32]	<Maryn>	Very well.
[20:33]	<Maryn>	I concede.
[20:33]	* Wylfred	is playing jet ski.
[20:33]	<Maryn>	See? Even your mob leader is having fun.
[20:33]	* Maryn	points at the skidoo over the water planes.
[20:33]	* Wylfred	backflips the fuck out.
[20:34]	<Maryn>	Oooh... that's.. gotta hurt.
[20:34]	* [Owen]Trisha	is surprised and jerks up in her seat.
[20:34]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"...the hell?!"
[20:34]	* Maryn	winces at the wipeout.
[20:34]	<Maryn>	Something wrong?
[20:34]	* Wylfred	drags his machine up on the beack with a stern look.
[20:34]	<Wylfred>	Tch.
[20:34]	* Maryn	works out this little kink with a rather harsh squeeze.
[20:35]	<Maryn>	mmmm!
[20:35]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"That can't be Will. Will's wound way tighter than tha---aaahhhhchhnngh!"
[20:35]	<Maryn>	There.. .it's gone now... try moving your shoulderblade a bit.
[20:35]	* Wylfred	sit down under the coconut tree.
[20:35]	<Maryn>	Well what other right minded person would carry a machinegun to a beach?
[20:35]	<Wylfred>	Inexcusable.
[20:35]	* [Owen]Trisha	rolls her shoulder. Hoo yeah, way better now.
[20:36]	<Maryn>	Ya wanna go say hi to him?
[20:36]	<Wylfred>	Until I can master this vehicle and show some cool moves to Lunette, I can't quit! I never surrender to such filmsy obstacles!
[20:36]	<Wylfred>	Go, me! Go forth!
[20:37]	* [Owen]Trisha	flops back down on the lounge chair happily. So long since she got a day off like this...
[20:37]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Nah."
[20:37]	* Wylfred	roars, and drove the jetski into the sea once again.
[20:37]	<Maryn>	Oh well... you want me to continue?
[20:37]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Please~"
[20:37]	<Maryn>	Lay on your back~
[20:37]	* Wylfred	triple backflips in a very fucked-up manner.
[20:38]	* Wylfred	doesn't float back this time.
[20:38]	<Elle>	ice cream is tasty!
[20:38]	* Elle	wingflaps.
[20:39]	* [Owen]Trisha	slithers down onto the blanket and rolls onto her stomach. Warm sand feels so good~
[20:39]	* Maryn	sits on her back, making Trisha's bum her seat cushion.
[20:40]	* Elle	rolls on the sandy beach too.
[20:40]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Watch those hands now, girl."
[20:40]	* [Owen]Trisha	says snidely.
[20:41]	* [Owen]Trisha	props her chin up onto her folded arms and looks at Elle.
[20:42]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"No ice cream in heaven, much?"
[20:42]	<Maryn>	Oh come now.. I don't swing that way. Not that I hate it either.
[20:42]	<Elle>	Not as tasty.
[20:42]	* Maryn	works her hands on her waist then her ribs, moving her hands like the wave.
[20:43]	<Maryn>	My my.. so tense every where.
[20:44]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Good, 'cause I don't either. Pretty wacked-up way to get your kicks if you ask me."
[20:45]	<Maryn>	I can swing that way but I prefer not to.
[20:45]	<Maryn>	Just tell me when to stop~
[20:45]	<Elle>	so so so. What humans do when they're at the beach? Massaging? Eating icecream?
[20:46]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"That's what I do at the beach, at least. I was human last I checked."
[20:46]	<Maryn>	I am too... or was.
[20:47]	<Maryn>	But that doesn't matter right now~ What's more important is letting this girl here be her trueself.
[20:48]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Come on...you can't decide if you're straight, you can't decide if you're a human...make up your mind, girl."
[20:48]	* [Owen]Trisha	goes "pssh."
[20:48]	<Elle>	I'm not human, though.
[20:48]	<Maryn>	Well that's fine.
[20:48]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Well, at least you know."
[20:49]	<Maryn>	As long as ya ain't hostile.
[20:49]	<Elle>	I'm hostile. Because you are heretic.
[20:49]	<Elle>	But Oneesama is my colleagues so she's my ally.
[20:49]	<Elle>	right?
[20:49]	* Elle	hugs Trisha's arm.
[20:50]	* [Owen]Trisha	reaches out her other arm and ruffles Elle's hair.
[20:50]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"That's the spirit, kid."
[20:50]	<Maryn>	Oh.. did I tell you Elle? There's also some brownies in the the cooler too, they have this thing called chocolate in it, and lots of that stuff too!
[20:50]	<Elle>	Devil's advocate! I cannot fall for the same trick twice!
[20:50]	<Elle>	right oneesama?
[20:50]	* Elle	wingflaps.
[20:51]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Sharp girl. This one's just a big flip-flopper. Gives good massages, though. Nnnmmmm~"
[20:53]	<Maryn>	I know my way around this world.. Trish. You can count on that.
[20:55]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Pass me some of that ice cream, will ya, Ellie?"
[20:55]	<Maryn>	Wow.. didn't think you'd like anything else than coffee.
[20:56]	* [Owen]Trisha	laughs sarcastically.
[20:56]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Hah. Unlike you, Mar, I'm human, and am free to like whatever I bloody well please."
[20:57]	<Elle>	Sure. This is because you ordered me as a senior though. Not like I want to give it to you. grumblegrumble
[20:57]	* Elle	gave trish another popsicle.
[20:57]	<Maryn>	Gimme one too Elle.
[20:57]	<Elle>	No popsicle for heretics.
[20:57]	* Elle	wicked smiles.
[20:57]	* Maryn	frowns.
[20:57]	<Maryn>	You're evil.
[20:58]	<Elle>	Are you fool? I'm an angel.
[20:58]	* [Owen]Trisha	bumps Maryn by getting up slightly and rapidly.
[20:58]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Yeah."
[20:58]	<Maryn>	Aw...
[20:58]	<Maryn>	I was just getting started too.
[20:58]	<Maryn>	Oof.
[20:58]	* [Owen]Trisha	settles back down. Just a joke, after all.
[20:59]	* Maryn	whispers.
[20:59]	* Elle	return to her battlemaiden outfit.
[20:59]	* [Owen]Trisha	tilts her head.
[20:59]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Oh? Party's over?"
[20:59]	<Elle>	Well then. Time to purge the unclean with the flame of liberation.
[20:59]	<Maryn>	Trisha... I'd do up front too but I'm afraid we're not that well acquainted yet~ hehe
[21:00]	<Elle>	I hope you continue your good work as a savior, oneesama!
[21:00]	<Elle>	Sarabai!
[21:00]	<Maryn>	Oh... it's over so soon?
[21:00]	* [Owen]Trisha	worms her way out of Maryn's butt and salutes Elle.
[21:00]	* Elle	salutes, and fire herself up the sky with 1.5mach speed.
[21:00]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Fight the good fight, Elle."
[21:00]	<Maryn>	Ah... bye bye!
[21:01]	* [Owen]Trisha	shrugs, and stands up, brushing the sand off her shoulders and stomach.
[21:01]	<Maryn>	Well, it was a pleasure knowing you. Ya ain't half bad girl.
[21:02]	<Maryn>	We should get together again sometime.
[21:02]	* [Owen]Trisha	nods.
[21:02]	* Maryn	offers out her hand to Trisha.
[21:02]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Maybe. Doubt it, but maybe."
[21:02]	<Maryn>	Comrades?
[21:03]	* [Owen]Trisha	moves to take the hand...
[21:03]	* [Owen]Trisha	...and instead cops a feel! How lewd!
[21:03]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Pssh, you wish."
[21:03]	<Maryn>	Ooo..
[21:03]	<Maryn>	not done yet~
[21:03]	* Maryn	pulls Trisha in for a kiss.
[21:05]	<Maryn>	There~
[21:05]	* [Owen]Trisha	is kissed. Bleh, not she's got lesbian germs on her!
[21:05]	* [Owen]Trisha	*now
[21:05]	<Maryn>	Bye bye now~
[21:06]	<[Owen]Trisha>	"Whatever. Peace out, then."
[21:06]	<Maryn>	bye~
[21:06]	* [Owen]Trisha	gives a half-wave as the world vanishes into absurdity!